The high raised pink quilt kept squirming, and I didn't know what was going on inside, but I saw that there were at least two people hiding in the volume.

The owner of the house is called Little Peppa, an orphan, who survived until he graduated from college by working part-time, and was originally a small accountant in a good tannery, with a beautiful girlfriend, and his life can be described as unashamed.

But the sky was not as expected, and Boss Huang of the tannery ran away. Yes, this is a big fuss, everyone knows it.

He ran away with his sister-in-law......

It doesn't matter if you run away, but after half a year's salary, you will be lost!

This is still secondary, the main thing is that Little Page's girlfriend is Boss Huang's sister-in-law......

Life is full of surprises!

"Grandpa! Your grandson has called you! Grandfather! Your grandson called you...... "On the bedside table, a worn-out Huawei super-large screen mobile phone vibrates with a strange ringtone.

A bunch of kids downstairs were making a lot of noise.

"Balala energy!"

"Bounce!"

"Bounce!"

"Invalid!"

Little Peppa reluctantly got out of the bed with fluffy hair and sleepy eyes, wearing an oversized Spider-Man pajamas and holding an oversized dinosaur doll in his arms. Stretched out a hand and fumbled on the bedside table, leaning into his ear and shouting lazily: "Who? Let not let people sleep? It's going to be dark at night! ”

A deep male voice came from the other end of the phone: "Hey! It's me! Qin Shi Huang! Actually, I'm not dead, you give me a little money, I have a ...... in Lishan"

"Qin, your grandmother!" Little Page shouted weakly into the phone and hung up immediately. I got out of bed and walked to the balcony to look at the group of playful little kids downstairs and shook my head, thinking to myself, now the children are all taught bad by TV shows. Taking a deep breath, he stretched his neck and shouted to the imposing downstairs, "Gunara, God of Darkness!" Ula Ula! Black Magic Arrow! ”

"Ahh

"Run!"

"The rebound doesn't work!"

Little Page watched a group of little kids scatter in a panic, a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and said to himself, "Fight with me!" Five parts of "Balala Little Demon Fairy", 246 episodes, Dad is a must-see in every episode! ”

Little Page stretched and wanted to lie back on the bed and get some sleep, but the phone rang again: "Grandpa! Your grandson is calling you again......"

Looking at it, "4396 people mark scam calls", Little Page thought about it, a light flashed in his eyes, and nodded: "Okay!" Daddy is going to be a liar! ”

Pressing the "Answer" button, Little Page maintained his usual lazy tone and said, "Who?" ”

The other end of the phone was silent for a few seconds, and suddenly laughed out of a pig cry: "Hehe! Well, I'm not Qin Shi Huang, I'm Xiahoudun, but I really need a sum of money now! ”

Little Page was stunned when he heard this, Xiahoudun? Isn't this Nima the protagonist of my last novel, "General, Smoke a Cigarette"? lewdly touched the scum, and said with a secret smile: Could it be that which female fan wants to spoof me? Wrong! I don't seem to have any fans, and the other party is obviously a man.

"Xiahoudun, huh?" Little Paipa's eyes rolled, as if he had a plan.

"Yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! ”

"Money, huh?"

"Yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! ”

"Give me a reason first?"

"I have an extraterrestrial meteorite here, and it comes with a bull system. 19999 is not needed now! 9999 is not required either! As long as 1999! Right! You heard it right! Just 1999 to bring this system home! Go back in time! Journey into the future! Get away with murder! ”

Little Page was shocked when he heard this, he spoke so fast, why do you need 1999? Don't you have common sense to be a dad? Only 2,000 yuan can be filed at the police station, which seems to be an old Jianghu. But it doesn't matter, when Dad asks you out, then call Chen Ergou downstairs, Wang Da Hammer next door, and the old godmother in the vegetable market, I can't cure you if I don't believe it!

"Hey, hey, hey! Get away with murder? Little Page laughed out loud when he thought of the liar's misery for a moment.

"That's right! Get away with murder! ”

"Let's make an appointment somewhere to make a face-to-face deal!"

"No appointment! I'm right on your doorstep! As he spoke, the door "thumped" twice.

Little Page suddenly thought of the blades and rat poison sent anonymously a few days ago, and he was a little panicked, and muttered, "This Nima is prepared!" ”

The door was unscrewed, "Hey, hey! Your door is unlocked! ”

Little Page was stunned, and there was a personable man standing at the door, with a clear and handsome face, sword eyebrows and sideburns, phoenix eyes, but his face was pale and slightly haggard.

Xiahoudun saw that Little Peppa had a strange expression, and smiled: "Brother Qi, don't come to harm?" ”

Little Paige shook his head, this can't be, right? Raised his head and asked, "Although you are a little bit better than me, how can you prove that you are really Xiahoudun?" ”

Xiahoudun smiled knowingly: "I understand the rules, what's so difficult about this?" You come with me! With that, he took Little Peppa by the hand and walked downstairs.

Anxious little Paige shouted again and again: "Let go!" Let go! Men and men don't kiss! I don't do it! Xiahoudun didn't let go, with his little strength, how could he break free.

The two walked hand in hand to the river in the community, and Xiahoudun suddenly stopped and suddenly realized: "Did you bring money?" ”

Little Page involuntarily reached into his underwear, touched it for a long time, took out a wad of red money, and suddenly came to his senses: "Hey, why do you open your mouth to be money?" ”

Xiahoudun stretched out his hand and was about to snatch it, but little Page dragged it and didn't let go, shouting, "What are you doing? What about the meteorites that are said to be good? This is the 2,000 yuan I just borrowed from Ergouzi yesterday! That's my living expenses for the next two months! ”

The two pulled back and forth, and Xiahoudun was also afraid of tearing the money, so he let go and groped in his underwear, and took out a piece of jade pendant: "Nu! Meteorite! ”

Little Page took the jade pendant and looked at it carefully, only to see that the jade pendant was white and flawed, with rainbow light faintly flowing inside, just like a dime in the novel, it really didn't look like an ordinary product, and after thinking about it, he said: "You haven't proved that you are Xiahoudun yet!" ”

Xiahou sneered, walked to a willow tree in two steps, moved his muscles and bones a few times, wrapped his arms around the trunk, and shouted: "Get up!" ”

I saw that the willow tree, which was thicker than the mouth of the bowl and six or seven meters high, was suddenly uprooted without warning, bringing out a large handful of soil.

Astound!

Little Page opened his mouth wide and stared at him, thinking that this Nima was Lu Xun, oh no, Lu Zhishen pulled out the weeping willows!

"But this can only prove that your strength is relatively large, and it has nothing to do with this jade pendant at all!" Little Page still didn't believe it, "Also, you said it could be traversed?" Do you still have your own system? You're not trying to scam me out of my money, are you? ”

Xiahoudun hugged the willow tree in his arms, his face was not red and he was not panting, and said seriously: "With your IQ, can I bluff you?" ”

Little Page pondered for a moment and smiled slightly: "This is also true!" ”

Not far away, two security guards with red armbands walked around and chatted: "Recently, there have been many bad incidents of stealing flowers and trees in the community, you must pay more attention, and once you find out, you will be caught and sent to the public security bureau immediately." ”

Another security guard saw some vision, pointed at Xia Houdun suddenly, and shouted, "Captain! Dare to steal during the day! ”

When the security captain saw it, his eyebrows were upside down, and he shouted, "You two flower thieves!" Stop me! ”

Xiahoudun's eyes were quick, he dropped the willow tree, reached out and grabbed the money in Peppa Jr.'s hand, and ran away: "Brother, there will be a period later!" ”

Little Peppa took a look at the situation, wouldn't his father be blamed for standing like this, and ran after Xiahoudun with a smoke: "You haven't told me how to use this jade pendant!" Wait for me! ”

Xiahoudun thought about it and ran back, grabbed Little Page's wrist again, and shouted: "Tiyunzong!" ”

Then, under the shocked gaze of the two security guards, the two took off into the air and flew high over the wall. Xiahoudun lightly tapped his feet, stood firmly on the wall, let go of Little Page's wrist, just looked at his figure that continued to fly out, and smiled: "Brother, I can only help you get here!" ”

"Uhh!!h Little Page flew through the air, a perfect parabola across the wall, and his face was extremely contorted in fright. It's the rhythm of hitting the ground first! My handsome face, how will I rely on it to eat in the future!

"Ah————————h

Suddenly! White light!

"Ahh

"Ahh

"Ahh

Three screams rang out at the same time, and Little Page fell heavily to the ground.

"Huh! Why doesn't it hurt! Little Page lay on the ground, pouted his ass and pushed it back and forth a few times, "It's so soft!" ”

"Who are you?" I just heard a scolding.

Little Page turned his head and said, "Ugh! Startled, he hurriedly got up.

The day is noon, in the wilderness.

More than a dozen big men wearing ancient costumes and wearing yellow scarves around their necks, each holding a steel knife, the blade was stained with blood, and stared at Little Page viciously in a half-circle. Looking at the body again, when they fell down just now, they actually knocked down two people, looking at them lying on the ground without moving, they won't die, right? And there are a lot of burdens scattered around him, as well as bloody human heads......

"Gross!" Little Page held her knees and felt like she was going to throw up. So real, someone killed someone?

One of the bearded men waved the steel knife in his hand and asked, "Who is the demon?" ”

"Big brother! Whoever he is! We will avenge the death of our two brothers and hack him to death! A little brother raised a steel knife and was eager to try.

The bearded man raised his hand and said with a serious face: "Don't act rashly!" This person is dressed in a strange costume, could it be a spider spirit? I still remember a palm trick that fell from the sky! ”

The little brother stopped his movements and looked at Little Page suspiciously. Little Page immediately understood, patted the Spider-Man pajamas on his body, and forced a calm smile: "You have some knowledge!" Not bad! I'm Spider-Man, and I'm using the long-lost Nyorai Palm! ”

When the little brothers heard Little Peppa explain, not only were they not surprised, but they all showed a look of admiration, and they slapped their horses at the bearded man.

"Big brother is right!"

"Big brother has good eyesight!"

"Big brother has insight!"

Little Page endured the tumbling in his heart and didn't spit it out, you little brothers are really qualified. Flicked his hair, pretending to be fearless: "In that case, why don't you retreat quickly!" ”

The bearded man sneered: "You can't take it by force, but you can attack from afar!" ”

All the little brothers suddenly woke up and slapped their horses one after another.

"Big brother is right!"

"Big brother is so resourceful!"

"Big brother has a way!"

Little Page saw them with bows and arrows, and hurriedly turned around and ran, this Nima won't really cross over, right, primitive society? Kill if you don't agree with each other!

"Whew! Shout! Shout! "The arrows are running around behind him, but fortunately, these little brothers are not good at learning, they are high, they are biased, and they are outrageously poor.

Like a gust of wind blowing by his side, a black-robed gray-faced scholar ran desperately like Little Peppa, much faster than Little Peppa: "Strongman!" If there is fate, this life-saving grace, I Lu Zijing will repay it another day! As he spoke, he threw little Peppa an embroidered money bag and shouted, "Brother, run!" Take our whole family for a run! ”

I saw that after the person who claimed to be Lu Zijing lost his money bag, he turned a corner, like wind under his feet, and disappeared in an instant. Little Page reflexively took the money bag, and was out of reach of Lu Zijing, scolding all kinds of people in his heart, and couldn't help but speed up his pace.

A little brother asked, "Big brother, who are we chasing?" ”

The bearded man said: "We are robbing money!" Chase him, of course! As he spoke, the tip of the knife pointed at Little Peppe.

Little Page ran panting, what's going on today? Get up early in the morning and be chased by the security guards! Now I haven't even eaten breakfast, and I'm being chased by a group of bandits!

"Spider Spirit! Hold it! ”

"Youkai! Where to go? ”

Little Page glanced back at the bandits who were chasing after him, MDZZ, right? Daddy won't go, stop and let you cut?

"Hey! Ay! Ay! Little Page stopped abruptly and exclaimed, "! Cliff! ”

The gravel under his feet was trampled down one after another, and the mist under the cliff was shrouded in depth.

"Howl howl howl!" The bearded man laughed wildly and said, "You have the ability to run, and you have the ability to jump again!" ”

"You have the ability to jump!"

"You have the ability to jump!"

All the younger brothers echoed one after another, and the N-faced thief smiled.

Little Paige swallowed, damn it! This must be dreaming, "Lao Tzu jumped to show you!" After roaring, he jumped into the sky, breaking through the sky like a bird, but in an instant he fell into the abyss like a dead bird with broken wings, and his body still carried the light of the scorching sun.

"What a strong man!" The bearded man couldn't help but exclaim loudly, and all the younger brothers were also shocked.