On this night, little Page had a long, long dream, dreaming that he would become the Monkey King, soaring through the clouds and flying into the sky. It felt like a clear spring bursting out of the ground. It's like molten slurry boiling and overflowing, out of control.

Little Paige sat cross-legged with his chin propped up. Outside the carriage, Xiao Shi and Xiao Qiao sat under the tree, and there were laughter and laughter from time to time.

He was in a daze, thinking. It's not that I'm worried that because of Zhou Yu's death, the trajectory of history will change. Rather, it's wet and moist underneath......

Little Page looked out the window, it was another sunny day, and said to himself, "Sit for another half an hour, and it's almost dry." ”

"Little boy, are you awake?" A soft voice came, and Xiao Shi suddenly lifted the curtain. Little Page was frightened, smiled, and moved out of the car in a strange posture and sat in front of the car.

Little Page got out of the carriage, but never got out of the car, but commanded: "Which of you, help untie the reins, I'll ...... Leg numbness! ”

Xiao Qiao replied with a smile, untied the reins, and returned to the carriage. The little master handed over some more pastries. The two little girls kept silent about last night, just hiding in the carriage and whispering. Little Peppa ate some casually and continued to drive the carriage, and the bell rang again.

After a long day of travel, the horses also need to graze. The cart stopped at a brook, and the two girls ran to the brook laughing with their water bags, and little Peppa was the only strong man, of course, to get some grass for the horses.

After a while, little Page picked up a large pile of thatch, looked alive again, and kept asking the two beauties, "How did you sleep last night?" ”

"Little Master?"

"Little Joe?"

"Don't run! What do I have to say? ”

"Serious!"

The two girls laughed and trembled, and Xiao Qiao complained: "You are alone, but you occupy half of the place, and we are all squeezed flat." ”

Flattened?

What a dirty word!

Little Page was even more energetic and asked, "Where is it flat?" ”

Xiao Qiao snorted lightly, saw his claws coming, and ran away with a smart smile. Little Page stretched out his hand and grabbed it, his fingertips crossed Xiao Qiao's shoulder, and he actually put his fingers close to his nose, sniffed and sniffed, and said with a happy expression: "It's so fragrant!" Looking at Xiao Shi and Xiao Qiao from afar, seeing them so showy, he suddenly had a bold idea.

Seeing him pinching his waist with one hand, clenching his fist with the other, pointing his arms into the air, facing Qingliu, he shouted with some momentum: "I want to be a soldier!" Make a difference! ”

Xiao Qiao shouted: "You go to be a soldier, what should we do?" ”

Little Page maintained his posture, feeling very handsome, and shouted, "Who said you can't bring your family when you are a soldier?" If I want to be familiar with military books, know astronomy and geography, and know the next 500 years, I don't believe that I can't break into a world! ”

Little Joe muttered, "Can we?" ”

Can we? Little Page was also asking himself, but he couldn't sleep last night, and he had already thought clearly. In vain, I am also a systematic man, familiar with "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and read countless online articles, what routines do I not understand? Since you have traveled to the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, if you don't pretend to be a good time, how can you be worthy of yourself and the beauty behind you!

Thinking of this, Little Page turned around suddenly, gave them a resolute look, and said solemnly: "My strength is far from what you see!" Not only do I want to be a soldier, but I also want to go to Jizhou, the most chaotic city! ”

Xiao Qiao was puzzled: "If you want to make a contribution, why go all the way to Jizhou?" ”

Little Page smiled slightly, looked at the little master sitting in the carriage, and said affectionately: "Because I promised the little master to slaughter all the yellow turban thieves in the world!" ”

Xiao Qiao looked at Xiao Shi, saw tears rolling in her eyes, suddenly jumped out of the carriage, picked up the hem of her skirt and trotted a few steps, threw herself into Little Page's arms, and cried loudly.

Little Page patted the teacher on the back, no matter how comforted he was, he just cried anyway and didn't say a word.

Xiao Qiao also followed with moist eyes and stood silently in place. Seeing her like this, little Page beckoned: "Don't cry, come, brother hug!" ”

Xiao Qiao hesitated in his heart, but his footsteps slowly moved, and he was gradually hugged in his arms. Little Page hugged the two of them tightly, buried her head in her shoulders, and enjoyed the heat and softness that came from her body......

I'm a genius!

Originally, I just wanted to simply pretend to be a force, but I was moved to cry by what the two beauties said!

After a while, Xiao Shi hid in his arms with a red face and said softly, "Shouldn't we go?" ”

Without waiting for Little Page to speak, Little Joe broke free from his embrace, also blushing, and said coquettishly: "Little pervert!" ”

Xiao Shi pursed his lips and snickered, followed Xiao Qiao back to the carriage, leaving Little Page alone behind and shouting: "I let you throw yourself into your arms with my ability, why do you want to scold me!" ”

The three of them drove the carriage, slept in the open air, wore the stars and the moon, and traveled for three days and three nights, from Yuzhou to Yanzhou, and then from Yanzhou to Jizhou. Fortunately, it was smooth sailing on the way, and I didn't encounter bandits and robbers.

"We're finally in Jizhou!" Xiao Qiao exclaimed, his words were full of excitement, pointed to the two words on the city gate, and read: "Zhuojun!" ”

Little Page continued to shake the long whip, and he also sighed in his heart, not to mention the two beauties who had suffered during this time, and his ass was numb. I secretly decided in my heart that when I entered the city, I must first find an inn, eat a full meal, and then take a bath and sleep beautifully.

The city of Zhuojun is very prosperous, and the streets are full of pedestrians. Observing carefully, notices were posted all over the city, and after asking Xiao Qiao, he knew that it was the place to recruit soldiers and horses, wanting to fight against the Yellow Turban Army. Sure enough, I came to the right place, but the most important thing right now is to find a place to stay first.

Shuttling through the streets, the shouts of vendors on both sides of the road come and go, so lively. But listening to one person, his voice was particularly loud: "Ten cents!" Ten cents! All of them are only sold for 10 cents! Ten cents, you can't buy it and suffer a loss! Can't be fooled! ”

Little Page listened carefully, and countless *** rushed by in his heart, this sentence turned out to be popular in the Eastern Han Dynasty? I couldn't help but look at it curiously, and saw a person sitting on the ground, with many straw sandals in front of him, and a large bamboo tube in his mouth as a megaphone.

When the man saw that Little Page was stationed in the carriage, and then looked at the two horses, which were the best of the horses, he thought that this person was either rich or expensive, and hurriedly greeted: "Guest officer! Sandals! Pure hand-woven, original ecology! Wear it like mom's hand brushing the soles of your feet! ”

Little Page was silent, thinking to himself, this person is stupid, right? It's almost winter, let me buy straw sandals?

Seeing that he was unmoved, the man picked up a straw sandal again: "There is still a promotion, buy one get one free!" ”

Little Page shook his head, really stupid, and asked, "Did you buy the left foot and get the right one?" ”

The man was exposed, and he didn't blush, and took a pair again: "It's okay to buy a pair and get a pair free!" ”

"Sorry, don't!" Little Page replied decisively, and was about to raise his horsewhip and leave.

Seeing that the customer who had been waiting for him was about to leave, the man suddenly hugged Little Peppa thigh, tears flowed out instantly, and cried: "I have an eighty-year-old mother, a wife and children, and a guest officer, okay!" ”

it! Even coaxing and cheating, and crying!

Xiao Shi heard the movement outside, poked his head out to look, and when the man saw it, he cried to Xiao Shi again: "This lady, okay, just buy a pair." ”

The little teacher was confused. Madam? What to buy?

Little Page couldn't help but not make a fuss, his eyes swept away, and he glanced at the ground and drew a few big characters with charcoal, but he didn't know the seal characters, and asked the little master softly: "What words are on the ground?" ”

The little master read: "Uncle Huang's straw sandals." ”

"Uncle Huang's straw sandals?" Little Page was startled, glared at the man, and exclaimed, "You are Liu Bei?" ”

The man wiped his tears and said, "Under the surname Liu, the name is Bei, the word is Xuande, and he is the son of King Jing of Zhongshan." Because my family is in the middle of the road, I am very poor, and the most expensive thing in my body is that I have the blood of nobles. It's a pity ......"

Little Page couldn't help but ask, "What is the pity?" ”

The man continued to cry: "It's a pity that my blood type is O, and every time I go to sell blood, it's cheap. ”

it! The theory is well prepared!

Little Peachry ignored him, threw up his horsewhip and drove away. The man shouted from behind the car, "Believe me!" I'm really the queen of Zhongshan Jingwang! ”

Seeing that Little Page was unmoved, Little Qiao asked, "Doesn't the little boy believe him?" ”

Little Page sneered: "It's strange to believe him, they all say that Liu Bei's arms are long, and his hands can be above his knees, and I haven't seen how long his arms are." ”

Xiao Shi nodded, as if he understood or not.

Little Page was surprised, as early as the Eastern Han Dynasty, there were such professional liars with all kinds of tricks, it was terrible! There is no chance to go shopping in Lujiang, and when you come to Zhuojun, you have to take a good look at the cultural customs of the Han Dynasty. continued to look around, but the next moment he was stunned, pulled the curtain with his backhand, and asked the two inside: "Look! Look! Is that person Guan Yu? ”

saw a big man, nine feet long, almost two meters tall, and two feet long; The face is like a heavy jujube, and the lips are greased; Danfeng eyes, lying silkworm eyebrows, dignified appearance, majestic.

Not bad! This paragraph is copied from "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", phew! Not bad! He must be Guan Yu!

Little Joe exclaimed, "What a beautiful beard! Instead, his expression changed abruptly, and he asked, "Who is Guan Yu?" ”

Xiao Shi also asked, "Yes, who is Guan Yu?" ”

Little Page hurriedly stopped the two horses, and before he had time to answer their questions, he got up from the carriage excitedly, beckoned and shouted: "Yun Chang! Cloud Chief! ”