"Uh...... Help, isn't there a way to move that doesn't make me dizzy? ”

After 2 days of recuperation, Ming Tian and An Luo's injuries were stable, and then they set off and arrived in Douhu Prefecture City.

On the horse, Ming Tian's eyes rolled up, and his mouth was full of white foam like a crab spitting bubbles, as if he was about to die.

An Luo and Yin Chan couldn't help but feel sympathy when they looked at this scene.

An Luo sympathized with Mingtian, after this battle, he and Mingtian abandoned their previous suspicions, and they were friends who were born and died, so they were also very concerned about Mingtian.

"Brother Mingtian, why don't you take a break, I see you ......"

"Don't! Lao Tzu is very good, Lao Tzu... ...... vomit," he said and vomited again.

But Yin Chan sympathized with the horse under Mingtian's buttocks, which was already covered with Mingtian's vomit.

I was dizzy in my last life, God, you don't need to bring me with you, do you?

Ming Tian wants to be depressed, this is how he was in his previous life, motion sickness medicine does not leave his hand, buses, trams, planes and trains are all dizzy.

The most exaggerated thing is that once a colleague used a bicycle to carry Mingtian, Mingtian was surprised to find... Why am I even dizzy on my bike?

Even if I am killed, I won't sit on a horse in the future!

Not to mention whether the horse that was vomited by Ming Tian has thousands of alpacas in his head to talk about, at least, the horse that just carries one person is still very fast, and the 6-kilometer journey only takes 1 hour to arrive.

Outside the city gate, a naked child who was playing saw Ming Tian's whole horseback spitting up, stayed there, and even forgot to squeeze his snot that had been dragged down to his chin.

Entering Douhu Prefecture City, Ming Tian's eyes narrowed into dead fish eyes again.

"Well, that's good, there are so many complaints that I don't know where to complain, let me think about it... Well, right...... Is this a city?! ”

The city wall is only three or four stories high, and standing at the south gate of the city, you can directly see the north city wall.

Is this the city? It's clearly a town... No, it's better to have a street bigger than him, right?

It turns out that seeing this city so big from a distance was just an illusion! Can this be counted as a city? What about the soldiers on the ramparts? Why not one? Did the landlord go? Why can't you see anyone in the city through the gates? What about people? Is this antiquity? Are you sure this isn't Hengdian filming ghost movies?

"Stop!"

As soon as they were about to enter the city, the two soldiers defending the city staggered their weapons in front of the three of Ming Tian.

The first soldier had a beard on his face, but his skin was slightly white, and he looked a bit like Zhang Fei, who had albinism, and stared at Ming Tian, who was about to vomit into a skeleton, with copper bell-like eyes, with a suspicious expression.

And the other soldier with dry skin and thin like the male ghost in Junji Ito's manga used his big and small eyes to look at Yin Cicada behind Ming Tian with a squint.

"Who are you?" Soldiers like Zhang Fei were fierce, as if they were facing three thieves.

This is a normal procedure, and Ming Tian didn't have much emotion, so he arched his hand flatly: "In Xia Zhuge is not bright, the word Mingtian, the county horse recruited for the county lord of Jiangmen, is about to rush to Jiankang Miansheng, passing by Douhu Prefecture City, and asking the two soldiers to make it convenient." ”

Wait, what the hell is Brother Bing? Why do I say this word? Am I really bent by this dead?

Ming Tianxiao was entangled for a moment, and now he just wanted to enter the city quickly, find an inn, and take a bath with soap.

He hadn't taken a shower in the past three days, and Ming Tian could feel that several insects had been drilled into his clothes, and they were still crawling.

Also, Lao Tzu is so hungry and wants to eat!

However, when the two soldiers heard this, they burst out laughing uncharacteristically.

After the thin soldier laughed, he made a fierce face, and the spear was directly pressed against the bridge of Ming Tian's nose.

I go, what's the situation?

Looking at the spear that was close at hand, Ming Tian had to shrink into a cross-eyed in order to see the tip of the spear clearly.

"Come on, take it for me!!"

The voice of the soldier like Zhang Fei was as loud as killing a pig, and after a while, the sound of neat footsteps sounded from behind the city gate, and more than twenty soldiers surrounded the three of Ming Tian at an astonishing speed.

What's going on?

Facing the heavily armed soldiers, Ming Tian couldn't figure out what was going on.

"Hmph." The thin soldier stepped forward and said, "You three, dressed like bandits, dare to pretend to be county horses? Don't pee and take pictures, dress up and come back, really be a vegetarian grandfather?! Someone, put me in jail! ”

Saying this, Ming Tian was also stunned, looked at himself, and then looked at Yin Chan and An Luo, this dress was indeed a little chilling.

Because of the fight with the bandits, the luggage was lost again, Ming Tian was still wearing the set of clothes that went out, and now it was broken like a dog, although Yin Chan was fine, but the women's sari was also dilapidated.

Anluo... Don't mention it.

Ming Tian now suspects that this guy is a funny person sent to him by God, so he simply goes naked, and the only cover is the rope that ties the scabbard behind his back, plus the philosophical facial features...

Big brother, why don't you pay attention to your image? Aren't you cold in early spring? You are virtuous, don't say that you are like a bandit, if I don't know you, I will believe it when others tell me that you are a cannibal.

"This soldier uncle, you may have misunderstood, I am really the county horse selected by the lord of Jiangmen County, and I met a bandit when I came, so..."

"I don't think you're dead if you don't have the heart of the Yellow River!" A soldier like Zhang Fei came up with a slap in the face.

Where did Ming Tian think that there would be such a thing, he was slapped to the ground without reacting, and his face was hot and painful.

I went, it hurt, my jaw seemed to be crooked by two inches.

Ming Tian covered his painful face, a little confused.

"My dad didn't even hit me! Mix [beep]! Spit out a classic line, how could Ming Tian have such a good temper, he was about to fight back when he came up, but before he could get up, he was slammed to the ground by three soldiers.

Wrong...... No, no, no, no! It's a strange thing, how these soldiers seem to be waiting for me.

A hint of disobedience that Mingtian discovered.

"Brother Mingtian!" Seeing this, An Luo, who worshiped Mingtian yesterday, drew his sword to fight, but he was seriously injured and moved slowly, and was knocked down by four soldiers, unable to move.

"Oh my God, why does this happen to me all the time?"

Yin Chan was restrained by two soldiers backhanded, and these two soldiers also seized the opportunity to desperately eat her tofu in the name of body search, and their hands boldly groped back and forth on her chest.

Yin Chan rolled her eyes and put on a look of "you can touch a fart", and he didn't even bother to resist.

Because Yin Chan was too peaceful, after touching her for a while, the two soldiers looked at her in confusion and scolded angrily: "Tell me honestly, why are you pretending to be a woman?" ”

Yin Chan was speechless.

"You dare to arrest me, if the county lord knows, what crime should you be guilty of?" Knowing that he couldn't play soft at this time, Ming Tian gritted his teeth and shouted angrily.

Zhang Feibing and the emaciated ghost soldier glanced at each other and laughed.

"It's still hard-mouthed!"

Zhang Feibing came up with a kick, and Ming Tian was dizzy when he was kicked.

It's over, this kick is so heavy, my cervical spine... Will you get cervical spondylosis when you get older?

Zhang Feibing squatted down and sneered: "You thieves are still not giving up? I'm not afraid to tell you, the real Zhuge Buliang is now drinking tea with the Taishou Mansion with the Taishou Mansion. What should you be guilty of, I still have to ask you, pretending to be a county horse, what should you be guilty of? ”

When Ming Tian heard this, he was stunned.

What's the situation? Zhuge is not bright in the Taishou Mansion? When did I become an impostor?

Which damn shit [beep] is pretending to be mine?!

Thinking about it, the three of Ming Tian entered the city... Held.

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