Chapter 005: Li Baidou's Hundred Poems
On the banks of the Piaoxiang River and on the stone bridge, all the people stopped shouting and became silent. As for why, no one is very clear. In short, don't talk at this moment.
When Lu Su heard someone calling his name, he looked at it with his eyes, and he also saw Little Page from a distance, standing straight on the riverbank, raising his right arm, waving his little hand straight, and shouting loudly: "I'am here!" Iβam hereοΌ β
The officers and soldiers originally stopped the two of Little Page, but seeing that Lu Su's attitude was very enthusiastic, they hurriedly apologized and let them go.
Little Page walked up to Lu Su angrily, but saw a few English words popping out of his mouth, and couldn't help asking, "Your sister, can you still speak English?" β
Lu Su was stunned for a moment, and immediately smiled: "My sister doesn't, I just understand a little." It's not a skill, it's useless! β
Lu Xun is right: Reach out and don't hit the smiling person.
Little Page saw that Lu Su always greeted him with a smile, and he didn't have a seizure, but he just rolled his eyes at him.
Lu Su tidied up his clothes and hat, and said: "Last time, thanks to the help of the strong man, Su Ming was very moved, and then sent troops to go, but he couldn't find the strong man." β
Seeing Lu Su's serious expression and sincere attitude, Little Page felt that he was a little abrupt, so he arched his hand like Lu Su, walked to his side, and asked in a deep voice, "You really sent someone to find me?" β
Lu Su raised a hand and hurriedly said, "I, Lu Zijing can swear to the sky......"
"Stop! Stop! Little Page stopped him, looked him up and down, and thought that you will be the second-in-command of Dongwu in the future, so I won't bother with you.
When the two were talking, the pretty man and the woman in the green shirt had already stepped forward. Little Page took a closer look at Little Joe to see if it didn't matter, but this look made him settle. Unexpectedly, the restraint that he was most proud of was actually disintegrated in an instant.
Xiao Qiao looked at Little Page, saw that he was dressed strangely, his demeanor was frivolous, although he was unhappy in his heart, he was knowledgeable, his hands were clasped together in front of his chest, he bowed slightly, and said softly: "Little girl Qiao Wan, be polite." β
The pretty man coughed repeatedly, but Little Page continued to stare at Little Joe as if he hadn't heard. The little master really couldn't stand it, and he also bowed a little when he stepped forward, which was regarded as a salute. Stretched out his hand and pinched Little Peppa on the waist and twisted it hard.
"Oh-" Little Peppa screamed.
The little master approached him and whispered, "It's almost!" β
Little Page came to his senses, smiled at Xiao Qiao, and turned to the pretty man again, seeing that his black and silky hair was naturally parted from the middle to the sides, which was really handsome.
It's an ion perm!
Little Page smiled and asked, "Is Your Excellency ......?"
The pretty man took a small step forward, lifted his long hair with both hands and shook it behind his shoulders, raised his chin and said, "Not bad!" I am handsome and dashing Yushu Linfeng Yu Xuanang, Jiangdong people are called Zhou Lang, Zhou Yu, Zhou Gongjin! β
it! Shameless than me!
Little Page smiled and said, "Hehe, hello! I'm Little Peppa. β
After looking at Little Page, Zhou Yu shook the feather fan, frowned, and said, "Looking at this son's chic clothes, it seems that he is not from Jiangnan?" β
Little Page smiled, "I've come from far away, but I've admired you for a long time. "Saying that, I looked at Lu Su and Xiao Qiao left and right, I was really excited to see historical celebrities," Su Shi said well, thinking about Gongjin back then, Xiao Qiao was married for the first time, and he was heroic. Sure enough, she is a talented woman! β
Zhou Yu slapped the feather fan and shouted, "Well said! "Recite it silently," I thought of Gongjin back then...... Wouldn't this be a little inappropriate to think back then? How about changing it to look forward to next year? β
Little Page is confused, what to look forward to next year, look forward to the future?
Lu Su moved to Little Peppe's side and said in a deep voice: "Brother Peppa don't talk nonsense, Gongjin and Miss Qiao Er are meeting for the first time today." β
Little Page glanced at Xiao Qiao again, saw her standing shyly aside, and suddenly realized: "It turned out to be a blind date!" β
Lu Su stood aside awkwardly and whistled: "Huh~Huh-" forcibly pretended to look at the scenery, but thought in his heart that although this person was righteous and brave, he was too open-mouthed.
Xiao Shi pulled Little Peppa on his clothes and whispered, "If you say it openly, Miss Qiao will be embarrassed!" β
Zhou Yu patted the feather fan, his face was red and his heart was not beating, and he said, "Yes! It's embarrassing! Embarrassed! Why don't we chant poems and relieve the atmosphere? β
Lu Su stopped whistling and immediately responded: "Poetry as a gift? Excellent! This does not disappoint such a beautiful wind and sunshine, and the beautiful scenery of a good day! β
Zhou Yu's eyes flickered, thinking that I am usually the protagonist, and poetry is my strength. Although Zijing is rich and rich, he is a matchmaker today, and he will definitely let me. As for the fool in front of me, dressed like a spider spirit, he is certainly no match for me. When I chant a few songs, Xiao Qiao will be impressed by my literary talent, and will he not be able to hold the beauty when the time comes?
Suddenly, Zhou Yu raised his head and laughed: "Hahaha......"
On the bank of the Piaoxiang River and on the stone bridge, all the people were still silent, and only Zhou Yu was self-absorbed in the audience, laughing wildly, and the laughter was earth-shattering, resounding throughout the Piaoxiang River.
Little Page looked at Zhou Yu dumbfounded, this Nima must not be the real Zhou Yu, she is completely a psychopath! Then he opened his mouth and asked, "Brother Gongjin? Why are you laughing? β
Zhou Yu smiled and blurted out: "I'm going to finish laughing at you, phew!" Before the egg could speak, he immediately changed his expression and said seriously: "I laugh at the scenery here is too beautiful, and I have a beautiful woman as a companion, and I am very poetic, I want to ask a few people for a few songs, I don't know how?" β
Lu Su waved his hand again and again and said: "It's only shallow!" It's just a shallow learner! β
, ask for advice? Dad can't even memorize the bright moonlight in front of the bed, where can he recite poetry? Little Page also waved his hand again and again: "I'm shallower!" Shallower! β
Zhou Yu was even more proud when he saw that neither of them could do it, and turned to Xiao Qiao and smiled: "It's better to have Miss Lao Qiao Er's question, and let's do it separately to see who can come up with it first." β
Lu Su closed his eyes and bowed his head in agreement.
Little Page thought to himself that I was just playing soy sauce anyway, shrugging my shoulders and spreading my hands, which was considered acquiescence.
Xiao Qiao bowed slightly: "If you have to work, you don't dare to be it, so the little woman will order something at will." He looked at the riverbank, looked at the river, and saw a few big white geese swimming in a group, and said with a light smile: "A few of you will take geese as the theme and make a few words." β
Little Page followed Lu Su's example, with his hands behind his back, his eyes closed, and he stood quietly aside. Listened to Little Joe's words, goose? Goose goose goose! Immediately opened his eyes involuntarily and exclaimed, "This is too simple! β
Everyone, including the onlookers, looked at Little Page in amazement, and saw him carrying his back with one hand, pointing to the geese in the river with the other, shaking his head and chanting: "Goose! Goose! Goose! Song to the sky! White hair floating in green water! Anthurium plucks the waves! β
"Good poetry!" The crowd shouted, and saw a passer-by with a folding fan standing on the riverbank, his tone was subdued, and he commented emotionally: "The 'white' goose, the 'green' water, the 'red' palm, the 'cyan' wave, plus the children jumping on the shore, let us close our eyes together and reminisce about this picture in our minds, what a peaceful and leisurely pastoral scenery this is!" β
"yes!"
"What a poem!"
"It's so easy!"
"What a talent!"
Everyone echoed and applauded.
γDing Dong!γ Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 1 point of pretending value. γ
γDing Dong!γ Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 1 point of pretending value. γ
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A series of prompts popped up in Little Peppa's mind, and the "Ding Dong" rang non-stop, and he turned his head to look around and saw that everyone was cheering, and then he suddenly realized.
it! Actually ignored the pretending system! No way! If Xiao Qiao asks the question again, I must answer it, this pretending to be worth not too cool!
300 Tang poems, go to the mall to see if there are 300 Tang poems to exchange.
The system mall opens: "Tang Poetry and Song Words and Yuan Qu Collection", exchange value: 5000 loading value.
it! So expensive? I'm only 4396 pretending to be a forced value!
Seeing that Little Page could chant such a good sentence so quickly, Xiao Shi's eyes were bent into crescents of joy, and admiration quietly rose.
Xiao Qiao savored it, and couldn't help but be impressed by Little Peppa. Although this man is frivolous, his writing is not bad.
Lu Su clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Brother Page's poem is concise and concise, seemingly plain, but the words are exquisite. Admire! Admire! β
Little Page remembered the plot in the TV series, waved his hand and tilted his head and said, "Where! Where! β
"What a humble man!" Passerby A sighed. Everyone suddenly woke up and commented: "Yes! What a humility! β
γDing Dong!γ Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 1 point of pretending value. γ
γDing Dong!γ Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 1 point of pretending value. γ
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The system prompt sounded again in a series of sounds, and then take a look at the pretending value: 6300!
Little Page glanced at passer-by with deep meaning, this son won my heart, and I couldn't help but sigh in my heart: "You are the rescuer sent to me by the monkey, right?" β
γYesγγNoγRedeem "Tang Poetry and Song Words and Yuan Qu Collection"
Select "Yes"!
γYesγγNoγStudy "Tang Poetry and Song Words and Yuan Qu Collection"
Select "Yes"!
Little Peppy suddenly felt trembling all over, and couldn't help but gasp: "Uh~"
Seeing his strange expression, Xiao Shi hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with you?" β
Little Page smiled wickedly at her, "It's okay! β
Xiao Shi only thought that he was praised by everyone, and he didn't think much about it, but just said coquettishly: "Look at your pride!" β
Lu Su smiled: "Since this poem by Brother Page is so exquisite, then I have to chant a random poem to add fun to everyone." β
After that, Lu Su walked slowly in two steps, and said gently: "The bird falls in the countryside, and it is destined to be extraordinary." The bird's nest doesn't laugh at me, and my ambition is in the sky. β
The crowd clapped again.
In the end, Zhou Yu was the only one left, and when he saw that his face was not red and his heart was not beating, he shook the feather fan lightly, and said, "It's so embarrassing!" Embarrassed! β
"Go on!" Passerby A interjected at the right time. Then everyone chimed in: "Go on!" Go on! Go on! β
Seeing that everyone was in high spirits, Xiao Qiao pointed to the crowded stone bridge with a long hand, and said with a smile: "How about a few people take the bridge as the theme again?" β
Little Page searched in his mind, Huang Tingjian's "Bodhisattva Barbarian, Half Smoke and Half Rain Creek Bridgeside".
it! I haven't even studied, but I know it!
Seeing that little Page was confident, Lu Su stretched out his hand and signaled, "Brother Peppa, please first?" β
Little Page was not humble, pretended to bow his head and paced, raised his head suddenly, and read: "On the side of the half-smoke and half-rain stream bridge, the fisherman is drunk and no one calls. How long is laziness, and the spring breeze is fragrant with flowers and plants. If the country is waiting, this means a small teacher. Ask me where I'm going, and you know it. β
When Little Page read "This meaning Tao latent solution", he deliberately replaced it with "this meaning of the little teacher's solution", although it was a little inappropriate, it would be used improvised. In the end, he smiled at Xiao Shi knowingly, which made Xiao Shi blush and heartbeat.
"Good words! What a 'half smoke and half rain'! What a 'country is waiting for'! What a 'gentleman to self-knowledge'! After shouting three times in a row, passers-by opened the folding fan with a brush, shook it a few times, and commented: "At the beginning, it depicts a leisurely and elegant picture of river bridges and wild fishing with very natural and light brushwork. In a misty mountain mist, there is smoke and rain, which makes it difficult to distinguish, and it is really empty and wet clothes. By the bridge by the stream, there was a fisherman who was drunk and asleep, and there was silence all around, and no one came to break his good dreams. Brother Tai pinned his secluded atmosphere to the admiration of the nature of the mountains and rivers, which can only be understood by the beauty. There is no telling where he will go in the end, but if he goes with him, he will definitely be able to understand his whereabouts. The four words of emotion and interest are elegant and subtle, and the end is also very neat! β
"yes!"
"What a word!"
"It's so romantic!"
"What a sense of meaning!"
Everyone echoed and applauded.
γDing Dong!γ Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 1 point of pretending value. γ
γDing Dong!γ Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 1 point of pretending value. γ
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Accompanied by a prompt sound, the loading value is brushing up again. At the same time, little Peqile sighed that passer-by Brother A, you appreciate the literary brilliance of the good sentences!
Lu Su was excited by Little Page, took a few steps forward, and chanted again: "The autumn color is cold and the knife is cold, and the sour wind is angry." And Ma Sanhe is a young guest, rough and heroic, drunk and shooting eagles in the soap oak forest. The remnant wine remembers Jing Gao, and Yan Zhao's sad song has not disappeared. Recall yesterday's car sound is cold and easy to water, and today, generosity also crosses the Yurang Bridge. β
The crowd clapped again.
Little Page didn't understand it before, but after learning the "Tang Poetry and Song Poetry Yuan Qu Collection", he opened up a few tricks, and hurriedly praised: "Brother Zijing is brilliantly written, how can this be a shallow learner?" β
Lu Su waved his hand and said modestly: "This is not a skill, it is useless!" β
Zhou Yu was the only one left, and seeing that he was still shaking the feather fan without blushing and his heart was not beating, he said: "It's so embarrassing!" Embarrassed! β
Xiao Qiao and Xiao Shi turned their eyes to Xiao Page and Lu Su, all revealing their admiration and admiration.
Little Peppa was a little fluttering when he was praised by everyone, took a step forward, and said proudly: "It's not me who blows!" If I drink some more wine, I will export it! β
Passerby A jumped out of nowhere, startled everyone, handed over a wine jug, and said with a smile: "Brother Tai wants wine, what's so difficult?" β
Little Page smiled embarrassedly, where did your sister jump out, how could the officers and soldiers not stop it, hesitated for a while, but still took the wine jug, and said with a smile: "Since this is the case, then I might as well obey my fate if I am respectful!" He opened the flask and took a sip and asked, "What wine?" β
Passerby A gently shook the folding fan: "Osmanthus stuffed!" β
Your sister's is not just ordinary rice wine, the degree is not as good as beer, and the name is coquettish.
Little Page lifted the flask, raised his head and drank it down.
"Good amount of alcohol!" Passerby A praised, and the chic "snap" folded the fan. The onlookers echoed again: "Good amount of wine!" β
γDing Dong!γ Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 1 point of pretending value. γ
γDing Dong!γ Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 1 point of pretending value. γ
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Pretending to be forced is the upward channeling of the brush again!
Little Page looked confused, and drinking a few sips of rice wine can be regarded as pretending? Looking at the passer-by in front of him, he felt a feeling in his heart, and secretly thought: "If I am the Green Emperor in his year, I will definitely want you to be a general!" β
Passerby A stretched out his hand and said, "Please!" β
Little Page started to walk to the river, passed by passer-by, took the folding fan in his hand, opened it with a "poof", shook his head and recited: "You don't see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushes to the sea and never returns." You don't see it, Gao Tang Mingjing is sad and white-haired, and the morning is like green silk turning into snow at dusk. Life must be full of joy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon ......"
Everyone listened to it as if they were fascinated and dreamlike, and from time to time someone sighed:
"Unruly!"
"Confident and proud!"
"Grief and indignation!"
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At the same time, the system prompt beep is even louder. The more Peppa Jr. recited, the more passionate he became, until the last few sentences, he was even more free and easy: "...... Five-flowered horses, daughters and daughters, Hu'er will exchange for fine wine, and sell eternal sorrow with you! β
"Smack!"
Little Page snapped the folding fan shut, as if still immersed in this poetic feeling, with one hand on his back, holding the folding fan, standing facing the river. It's just that the bright crimson Spider-Man pajamas on the body are some of the scenes that shouldn't be scened.
Quiet!
The entire Piaoxiang River was surprisingly quiet, as if it were empty, and only a few goose calls could be heard in the distance.
Xiao Shi was excited at the beginning, and then he was a little sad, "What kind of strange man is this?" It would be great to be able to accompany him! β
Lu Su was terrified when he heard this, "What kind of strange man is this?" If it can be used by my lord, why worry about the injustice of the world! β
Xiao Qiao's heart fluctuated, "What kind of strange man is this?" I really want to have a drink with him and listen to his story! β
Everyone is also benevolent, wise and wise, but in the end, they all thought of one place, "Awesome!" β
On the quiet riverside, suddenly the officers and soldiers of the audience shouted: "General Zhou! General Zhou, what's wrong with you? β
I saw Zhou Yu fall to the ground, with a trace of blood hanging from the corner of his mouth, his arm trembling and raised, pointing at Little Peppa, blushing and panting: "Who are you?" He was able to surpass me in poetry and songs! β
Little Page was also frightened.
Better than your sister? You haven't written a word of poetry!
But having said that, since this is the beginning, of course, it needs a gorgeous finish.
Little Page "snapped" and shook off the folding fan, shook it a few times, and said with a smile: "Poetry is a pastime, and today Brother Gongjin can actually chant until he vomits a few taels of blood, which is unprecedented!" Little brother admires and admires! β
Zhou Yu endured the churning of blood in his chest, and asked again, "Who are you?" β
Little Page stood still, slowly lifted the hat with his backhand to cover his head, a low-profile version of Spider-Man of a certain treasure, lowered his head and raised his eyes, two fine lights flashed, and said loudly: "Not bad!" I am the legendary poet fairy with a hundred poems about fighting wine - Li! Too! White! β
"Poof-" Zhou Yu spurted out a mouthful of blood, his lips and teeth trembled, and then he fell unconscious.
γDing Dong!γ Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 1 point of pretending value. γ
γDing Dong!γ Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 1 point of pretending value. γ
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Little Page enjoyed the bonus of dressing and forcing value, smiling cheaply, and still shaking the folding fan pretending to be forced, but he didn't know that he had already made a big disaster.