Chapter 006: Crashing into Qiao's Mansion by mistake
Zhou Yu suddenly vomited blood from his mouth and fell to the ground, and Lu Su hurriedly ordered someone to send him into the carriage. The onlookers whispered and discussed, and they forgot to look at Xiao Qiao and pay attention to Little Peppa for a while.
Xiao Shi approached Little Page and asked softly, "It turns out that the original name of the little boy is Li Taibai?" β
Little Page smiled and replied in a low voice: "People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can you do without a few trumpets?" β
The little master pursed his lips and laughed when he heard this.
Lu Su trotted over all the way and greeted Little Page: "Gong Jin's body is suddenly sick, I must send him home immediately." If Brother Page doesn't dislike it, he can move ......"
"You can move to Qiao's Mansion!" Xiao Qiao took Lu Su's words, bowed slightly, and continued: "The little woman admires Li Gongzi's literary talents, and her father is also a person who loves pen and ink. β
Little Page is a little embarrassed, one is Lu Su and a little Qiao, they all want to make friends! Although a large part is biased towards Little Joe.
Lu Su was concerned about Zhou Yu's safety, so he didn't argue much, and hurriedly said: "In that case, I'll send Gongjin back to the house first, and Brother Peiqi, we'll get together another day." β
Little Page clenched his fists and smiled: "Another day!" Some other day! β
When Lu Su was leaving, he glanced at Xiao Qiao, and said in his heart that this is the rhythm of doing things! With a long sigh, he flicked his sleeves and stepped into the carriage. The groom flicked his whip, and the carriage drifted away under the escort of a group of officers and soldiers.
Seeing Lu Su walking away, Xiao Qiao stretched out his hand and pointed to the painting boat, and said softly: "Li Gongzi, Miss Bu, please on the boat!" β
Little Page turned his head to look at Xiao Shi, but Xiao Shi didn't look at him, squinted his eyes and smiled: "Then it's bothering." β
Little Page sneered, "Excuse me! Excuse me! β
The three of them stepped on the painting boat one after another, and Little Page remembered the folding fan in his hand, turned around and shouted to passer-by A: "Brother Tai, your fan!" β
Passerby A stood quietly on the riverbank, waved his hand to signal him not to lose it, and said with a subtle smile: "No, that's your fan!" β
Little Page suddenly felt goosebumps all over his body, smiled awkwardly, and hurried into the painting boat.
Several boatmen propped up the penny, and the painting boat slowly moved out of the riverbank, and the audience on the riverside reacted, and it was all kinds of evoking the name of Xiao Qiao.
In the painting boat, Xiao Qiao and Xiao Shi praised each other, and began to discuss hair accessories and accessories, the two were of similar age, talking and laughing, but they put Little Page aside.
Little Page felt that it seems that women have endless topics to talk about when they get together, which is not only modern times, but also a historical legacy. However, it is also enjoyable to be able to sail in the river with two beautiful women with peerless looks at the same time!
Little Page was idle and bored, but he interjected a few times but was ignored, so he simply opened the system panel:
Boss: Little Peppa
Grade: Fledgling
Experience: 1/100
Skill: Small fireball
Pretending to be forced: 4008
Achievement Points: 2
Red face: 5
Map: Yangzhou
Item: Item "Random Teleportation Scroll" x1
The level went up a notch, but it didn't work. The achievement value mall can't be opened, and the red face value is also available, so let's see what the red face can be exchanged?
["The Ultimate Cheats for Picking Up Girls" *1, Red Face Value Exchange: 5 points. γ
Just a book?
Click on the system help: The items in the red value mall are randomly refreshed.
So bite? Let's just one copy, this book looks amazing! There are exactly 5 points of red value.
Click [Redeem];
Click [Flip Through]!
"The Ultimate Cheats of Picking Up Girls" flashed with golden light, and the cover slowly opened, and a line of big words appeared: "Don't be cowardly!" Just do it! β
Little Peppa clicked hard, and then flipped? it! There really is only one sentence! I thought it was just a catalog!
Don't be cowardly? Just what?
You're telling me how to do it!
Little Page stared blankly at the clear river water, what a pit system, was I cheated of 2,000 yuan by Xiahoudun?
Just when he was in a daze, the painting boat was already firmly on the shore. Xiao Qiao instructed the little maid to inform the master and prepare the wine and food, while he took the little master and little Peppa to visit the Qiaofu Garden.
Little Peppa follows the two beauties and walks among the pavilions. It was really breathtaking, which reminded him of a text "Suzhou Garden" that he studied in junior high school.
The layout of pavilions and pavilions, the cooperation of rockeries and ponds, the contrast of flowers and trees, and the level of near and far views. In short, everything must exist to form a perfect picture, and there must be no failure that is not beautiful or harmful.
While enjoying the beautiful scenery, Little Peppa really wanted to ask, where is Big Joe?
What a shy question!
Just as Little Page was struggling with how to speak, a maid came running and called: "Second Miss, the wine and food have been prepared, and the master invites a few people to the living room." β
During the banquet, Qiao Gong was very enthusiastic and asked a lot about the deeds of Little Page and Little Master, and when he heard that Little Page was better than Zhou Yu in poetry on the banks of the fragrant river, he was also happy to laugh, and applauded Little Peppa for "Will Enter the Wine".
"Li Gongzi is young, he can beat Zhou Yu, who is known as Jiangdong Zhou Lang, and he chanted such wonderful poems on the spot, he must be full of economy! Qiao gives you a drink. Qiao Gong smiled and raised his glass.
Little Peppa hurriedly raised his wine glass, and he still understood this respect for the old man, and smiled modestly: "Gong Qiao has won the award!" After two years of studying, he is just a lost little scholar in the world. Although it is a little bit more powerful than Zhou Yu and Lu Su, I am really ashamed to be full of economic wealth! β
Qiao Gong was slightly stunned, and then laughed heartily again: "Li Gongzi's words are funny and informal, which really responds to the uninhibited feelings in the poem "Will Enter the Wine", what a big husband!" β
Xiao Qiao and Xiao Shi heard that Qiao Gong praised him, and they also cast admiring glances.
γDing Dong!γ Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 1 point of pretending value. γ
γDing Dong!γ Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 1 point of pretending value. γ
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Little Page raised his glass and raised his head, a glass of water and wine in his stomach, his posture was chic and smooth, and he felt in his heart: "It's really like the wind, and it always accompanies me!" β
Qiao Gong had been paying close attention to him, and his eyes were shining, as if he had discovered a new continent.
At this time last year, Sun Ce, Zhou Yu and others were stationed in Lujiang, and Qiao Ying, the eldest daughter of Duke Qiao, married Sun Ce. Although Sun Ce is young and promising, he was born in the team after all, and he has been fighting outside all the year round, and Qiao Gong is always a little uneasy in his heart. In the past few days, Lu Su came to say goodbye to Zhou Yu for his youngest daughter Qiao Wan, but Qiao Gong's heart actually refused, but he was forced to agree as long as he had no choice.
The more Qiao Gong talked to Little Peppa the more he felt that this person was not like an ordinary person, and instructed Xiao Qiao: "When I meet a confidant in wine today, Wan'er will dance a song, how about it?" β
Xiao Qiao looked at his father, and then at Little Peppa, slightly drunk, his pretty face was red, and he looked even more delicate, and he answered softly, and then got up and walked into the hall.
The musicians heard Qiao Gong's command and played various musical instruments one after another. With the sound of orchestral percussion, Xiao Qiao raised his wrist and lowered his eyebrows, lightly soothed his hand, and danced.
In the clear and soothing ensemble music, the cloud sleeves slowly swing lightly, the slender waist is slowly twisted, and the silk is flying. There was a sweet smile on her pretty face, and she was charming and moving, and her skirt was rippling with a turquoise flower.
Little Page was fascinated by it, and saw that her three thousand hairs were messy, and she was as beautiful as a fairy descending to earth.
Qiao Gong examined Little Page's demeanor, bowed slightly, stroked his white beard, and a faint smile fell from the corner of his eyes.
Xiao Shi glanced at Little Peppa and saw that he was like a nerd, pouting, with obvious displeasure on his face, and his hands kept rubbing the corners of his clothes back and forth under the table.
The musician gradually stopped, the aftermath was still around the beam, and Xiao Qiao turned around after the dance, as if he was reaching out to the moon. smiled back at Peppa Jr., all kinds of charm around his eyebrows.
Seeing that Little Peppe's saliva was about to flow out, Xiao Shi stretched out his hand and pinched his waist again.
"Oh-" Little Peppa screamed strangely, stood up in pain, looked down at Xiao Shi, saw her pursing her lips and snickering, thinking if the little girl was jealous, it hurt so much this time!
Little Page smiled, and in order to hide his embarrassment, he hurriedly praised: "This dance should only be in the sky, how many times will I see you in the world!" β
Xiao Qiao smiled when he heard this, and returned to his seat. When the little master heard this, his mouth was cocked, and he scolded secretly in his heart: "What a little pervert, he makes up all kinds of good words, but he listens to it again." I can't help but sigh.
Qiao Gong sat firmly in the center, looked at the overall situation, saw through everything with both eyes, raised his glass and smiled: "Gongzi Li, let's drink a few more cups!" β
Little Page sat down, poured himself full, and drank with Qiao Gong again. During the period, there were witty remarks, which made Qiao Lao laugh heartily, and the laughter during the banquet was repeated.
"Deep feelings, a mouthful! Feelings are shallow, lick it! β
"Men don't drink, they can't find good friends!"
"The east wind blows, the war drums beat, who is afraid of who is afraid of drinking today!"
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I don't know how many three rounds of wine, the moon hangs on the treetops, and the little guys light candlesticks and open lanterns. Xiao Qiao and Xiao Shi had already withdrawn, leaving only Qiao Gong and Little Peppa behind, still shouting: "Hello brothers!" Eight horses! Six six! β
Qiao Gong and Little Page, the two hooked their shoulders and stumbled towards the west chamber.
Qiao Gong closed his eyes and slurred his words: "Brother! I'll send you again! β
Little Page leaned on the pillar of the corridor and waved his hand: "Brother Qiao is really good at drinking!" I, Li Taibai, don't even support the wall, so I'll obey you! β
Qiao Gong was drunk and made a mess, and he talked a lot. Little Page also felt that his stomach was turning upside down, and he couldn't resist it, and when he saw the two maids passing by, he hurriedly beckoned them to help Qiao Gong and send him back to the bedroom.
Seeing them walking away, Little Page stepped to the side of the small pool in two or three steps, his fingers kept deducting into his throat, and he vomited a bunch of turbidity, and muttered in his mouth: "Dad vomited blood from the first time he drank wine, this old man can really blow!" β
After vomiting almost, Little Page stood up, looked around, his head was still a little dizzy, and said to himself, "Hey? They're all gone to sleep, where am I going? β
After a while, I came to a row of houses, and several rooms were still lit up. Little Page walked to the door and was about to raise his hand to knock on the door, but halfway through it, he suddenly felt an urge to urinate, and ran back to the courtyard with his pants up.
"Where's the toilet? Where's the toilet? Little Page held back a soak of urine and ran a few steps, "There is no public toilet in such a big yard!" β
I couldn't stand it, so Little Page found a relatively gray pavilion, climbed on the stone bench to the guardrail, and quickly unzipped her pajamas. In the faint moonlight, I saw a crystal stream draw a perfect curve and fall into the pond, stirring up ripples.
"Lili ......"
"Uh~ It's so cool!" Little Page kept shaking his waist, completely immersed in this comfort.
Xiao Qiao heard a few messy footsteps in the house, and seemed to leave in a hurry, so he opened the door and found it. The faint moonlight, I can't see it very clearly, and when I walked to the pavilion, I saw little Page standing high on the railing, and from behind, he was swaying his hips from side to side, which was very cute.
Xiao Qiao smiled, thinking that this Li Gongzi was really naughty, and asked, "Li Gongzi, what are you doing?" β
Little Page was drunk, and when he heard someone shouting, he instinctively turned around directly, and the crystal stream also turned, drawing a curve and throwing it into the pavilion.
"Ahh