Chapter 007: The Moon Before the Flower Pulls the World
Xiao Qiao exclaimed, stretched out his hand to cover his face in a panic and turned around, his pretty face turned red instantly, and said coquettishly: "Li Gongzi, you ......" The words came to his mouth but he couldn't say anything.
Little Page was suddenly exclaimed, frightened to urinate, Feiliu stopped abruptly, and even half of the alcohol was gone, and after being stunned for a while, he pulled up the zipper in a panic and jumped off the railing.
it! So unlucky!
It's only been a few days since I came to the Eastern Han Dynasty, and I just met two beauties, and I was all looked at by them?
Before Little Page could explain, Xiao Qiao turned his back and said shyly: "Can Li Gongzi get it done?" β
Little Page tidied up his clothes, wiped the urine on his hands on his trouser leg with his backhand, and replied again and again: "Okay, okay!" β
Xiao Qiao turned around slowly, his eyes glanced at his crotch intentionally or unintentionally, and saw a large wet patch, both panicked and couldn't help but want to laugh.
Little Page is born once, matured twice, has been seen a lot, and no longer blushes, but pretends to look up at the moon, and pretends to be comfortable and says deeply: "The night is long, and I have no intention of sleeping!" β
Seeing him with a sad face, Xiao Qiao asked, "Gongzi Li, do you have something on your mind?" β
Little Page said in her heart that she really took the bait, as "The Ultimate Cheats for Picking Up Girls" said: "Don't coward, just do it!" "Looks like it's time for me to amplify my moves.
Seeing that he carried his back with one hand and held the front of him with the other, he let out a long sigh, closed his eyes slightly, shook his head, and said slowly in a slightly desolate voice: "Changtai breathed to cover up his tears, mourning the difficulties of the people's livelihood." β
Xiao Qiao sighed in his heart, his eyes stared, he seemed to be covered with a layer of light under the moonlight, as if he was in a dream, palpable but not real. As for the bad thing that almost urinated on him just now, it has long been thrown out of the clouds.
The Qiao family is a big hidden family, and the ancestors have been scholars for many generations, and Xiao Qiao has naturally been exposed to it since he was a child. This sentence comes from the pre-Qin patriotic poet, Qu Yuan's "Lisao", to the effect: I sighed, I couldn't stop the tears from flowing, I was lamenting how difficult the people's life was!
In today's Han Dynasty, the politics of the imperial court and government are dark, the ten permanent servants are rampant in the government and the opposition, the Yellow Turban Rebellion has arisen one after another, and the princes in various places have begun to divide their territories. It can be described as a natural and man-made disaster, and the people are not able to make a living, and it is quite good to be able to save their lives. Who will think about the people of this world? People in the world can fight, and how many people are for the common people, not the country?
Seeing that Xiao Qiao was silent for a long time, Little Peppa thought to himself, could it be that he was pretending to be forced? Busy sighed again, and said: "I'm just feeling for a while, the so-called road is long, I will go up and down and seek." It made Miss Qiao laugh! As he spoke, he also learned from Lu Su's appearance and bowed his hands respectfully.
Xiao Qiao raised his sleeve wrist, carefully wiped away his tears, and said softly: "Childe doesn't have to be stubborn, just call me Xiao Qiao." β
γDing Dong!γ Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 100 points. γ
γDing Dong!γ Congratulations on completing the Hidden Achievement: Full Score. Awarded 1 achievement value. γ
it!
Full score?
Call me Gongzi, not Li Gongzi?
Moved to cry by my pretense?
Little Page calmed down his excitement, his face did not change, and he sighed softly: "So I chose to leave my hometown and come here, just for this dawn." I don't care who becomes the emperor, I just hope that the world doesn't need to fight anymore, and the people can live and work in peace and contentment. β
Xiao Qiao slowly approached, leaned down, and her beautiful eyes flowed: "Wan'er and Gongzi are not compensated, when I first saw Gongzi on the bank of the Piaoxiang River today, I actually regarded Gongzi as a disciple, but I never thought that Gongzi was a person who cared about the people of the world." β
Little Page raised his hand to help Xiao Qiao, wanted to speak and stopped, his face was embarrassed, and he said helplessly: "If I want to walk in this troubled world safely, if I don't pretend to be a ...... or two"
Xiao Qiao hurriedly said: "Childe doesn't need to say much, Wan'er understands." As he spoke, he blushed slightly, and said: "If you are a person who is weak and unrighteous, how can you chant such heroic verses as "Will Enter the Wine". β
γDing Dong!γ Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 100 points. γ
Full score forced double hit?
Little Page is also confused, I don't know if he is already familiar with pretending to be proficient, or if Xiao Qiao is too simple and easy to deceive.
"Oh, yes!" Xiao Qiao suddenly remembered something, and asked curiously: "What did Childe say to my father at night, the earth, round?" There is also the Yellow Turban Uprising that you analyzed, saying that they were about to defeat the inevitability. And the last thing, that, the Industrial Revolution? β
Xiao Page didn't expect that he was chatting with Qiao Gong during the banquet, and Xiao Qiao was actually listening, and said with a smile: "Since Miss Xiao Qiao is interested in these, then I'll talk about it again." As he spoke, he sat down on the stone bench in the gazebo.
Xiao Qiao nodded again and again, like a chicken pecking rice, and sat on the side, his eyes staring at Little Peppa, seemingly interested in these novel topics.
"The earth is round, in fact, in BC, earlier than now, some people in ancient Greece proposed it, such as Pythagoras and Aristotle. But until the 15th A.D., ...... The specifics are not clear, anyway, it was Magellan's first round-the-world voyage that proved the fact that the earth is round. β
Little Page spoke, turned his head to look at Xiao Qiao, and saw that she looked confused, so he asked, "Don't you understand?" β
Xiao Qiao nodded a little embarrassed. After all, he said so much, and he was so talented and smart, he didn't understand it at all.
"Earth! For example, football, basketball. Ball, you know? Little Page kept gesturing with his hands, and as he spoke, he glanced at Little Joe's chest a few times, intentionally or unintentionally. Xiao Qiao listened carefully and thought carefully, not noticing his lewd eyes at all.
"Ball, that's ...... It's ok, it's not too small......"
The more Xiao Qiao listened, the more confused he became, and he raised his head and asked, "Childe said it's not small...... Yes! Sensing Little Peppy's strange gaze, Xiao Qiao exclaimed in fright and hurriedly clasped his hands around his chest.
Little Peppa blushed and hurriedly coughed a few times to hide his embarrassment.
it! Voyeur caught!
Little Page hurriedly used his brain to come back, but Xiao Qiao lowered his head and said shyly: "I understand that most of the children walking the rivers and lakes are wearing masks to show people, and when they are with Wan'er, there is no need to do this anymore." β
Little Page coughed twice: "I've been disguised for too long, and I'm a little uncomfortable, not adapting, it's really rude." β
Xiao Qiao still bowed his head and said softly: "Wan'er didn't mean to blame the son. β
Is that okay?
This ancient man is too easy to deceive, right?
Seeing that her expression returned to normal, Little Page continued: "Of course the earth is not small, it is very big! β
Then on the question of whether the earth is round or flat, it is again entangled. Xiao Qiao is studious and asks questions. There are some issues that Paige Jr. can't explain, such as the timeline in this. You can't tell her frankly that you came through time, right?
"Let's talk about something closer!" Little Page began to feel a little sleepy and became listless, but seeing that the beauty was on her side and was full of interest, he had to continue: "Let's talk about the inevitability of the failure of the Yellow Turban Uprising, and the impact on future generations. β
"First, the enemy faced by the Yellow Turban Army is very strong. There were not only huge government officers and soldiers, but also powerful armed forces in various places, as well as the entire landlord class. β
"Second, the plans of the uprising will be betrayed by traitors. Third......"
Xiao Qiao raised his arm and asked, "How did Childe know that their plan would be betrayed?" β
Little Peppa closed his eyes slightly, leaned out a hand, pinched back and forth between his fingers, and said in a deep voice: "The secret of heaven must not be revealed!" β
Xiao Qiao covered his mouth in surprise and said softly: "Childe can also calculate the method and peep into the heavens?" β
γDing Dong!γ Congratulations on your success in pretending to be forced and getting 1 point of pretending value. γ
Little Page put his index finger to his lips, made a booing motion, deliberately approached Little Joe, and whispered: "Not enough for outsiders!" "Take the opportunity to kiss Fang Ze and sniff lightly with your nose.
Wow! It smells so good!
It's just a sniff and a refreshing sensation; Smell again, never get tired!
Little Page continued to talk eloquently, from how Zhang Jiao was killed, to the impact of this peasant uprising on the politics of the Eastern Han Dynasty, and even if the suppression of the uprising was successful, in the end, the princes of all parties supported their own troops and divided their territories, and the troubled times had just begun.
Xiao Qiao was amazed to hear this, no one had ever been able to analyze the situation so thoroughly and in detail now and even in the future. Look at the man next to him again, dressed strangely, with a casual hairstyle, and straightforward conversation, which is not at all comparable to those literati and ink writers.
Time passed imperceptibly, until the crescent moon hung high in the west building, and the night breeze blew through and gradually cold.
"Aha!" Little Page yawned, leaned back against the pavilion pillar, and his voice was intermittent, "So, if you want to be real, Taiping, you don't rely on a copy of "Taiping Techniques" ......"
Xiao Qiao saw that his eyes were worried and drowsy, and he didn't care about this night after thinking about it, and it was not too late to ask for advice another day, so he said: "I see that Gongzi is a little tired, why don't Wan'er take Gongzi to the guest room and rest early?" β
Little Peppa opened his eyes and said hurriedly: "Okay, good!" β
The corners of Xiao Qiao's mouth curled, and he was tired of teaching him, and he added a few points to him in his heart. In fact, she didn't know that the reason why Little Page has been able to persist until now is all because she is facing a beautiful woman. If he was replaced by Qiao Gong, he would have gone to see Zhou Gong a long time ago.
Originally, I was in a half-day journey, and I drank too much wine at night, so it's no wonder that I don't get sleepy! Xiao Qiao is certainly beautiful, but beautiful women can't sleep either!
Little Joe led the way and took Little Page to a guest room, right next door to Little Master. Little Page saw that the lights had been turned off in the little master's room, so he must have fallen asleep a long time ago, and he didn't bother, so he went back to the room and fell asleep.