Chapter 6: Dreams? Reality?
"Xiaoyi, get up~" Tang Xu was dreaming of eating mutton skewers, and a tired voice made Tang Xu in the dream so disgusted that he almost vomited out the mutton he had swallowed. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Who!" Tang Xu opened his eyes impatiently.
"Little One, see what I have prepared for you?" Liu Yi had a basket of carrots in his hand, the same as offering treasures.
"What the hell, you really bought carrots?" The mutton skewers turned into carrots, the reality was really cruel, and Tang Xusheng wailed without love.
"Little one, do you like it or not? I went out at five o'clock to catch the morning market, which was the freshest carrot in town. "Liu Yi is very proud and proud, he has never done such a sense of accomplishment when he is so old.
"Thank you so much." Although carrots are really unappetizing, Liu Yi is quite moved by Tang Xu, this guy has always been very good to himself.
"Wait. What did you just call me? Tang Xu felt that Liu Yi had been calling himself by a name he had never heard of since the morning.
"Come, Xiaoyi, wait until I wash the carrots for you to eat~" With that, Liu Yi went to the kitchen.
"Small... One? Tang Xu's stomach twitched, there is no one of the most narcissistic guys in the world! actually gave his pet his own name, sadly, Tang Xu was forced to accept this name.
"I want to go back." After another day of tossing, he didn't eat anything except two mouthfuls of carrots, Tang Xu was already hungry and about to ascend to heaven, he felt that there was nothing to be nostalgic about in this world, Liu Yi, who was most worried about before, but now he gave him a painful experience that he couldn't erase in his life.
"Little One, do you have no appetite or have you eaten so little?" Liu Yi observed expectantly for a whole day, but only saw two carrots being eaten.
Tang Xu didn't bother to pay attention to him, curled up on the bed and closed his eyes to recuperate. Liu Yi nagged alone for a long time, felt a little bored, pouted, went to the toilet and came back to sleep.
"Who?" Liu Yi was sleeping soundly, when he suddenly heard the sound of Suo Suo in the room, and woke up immediately.
"Tang Xu? You're back? Liu Yi was very happy and turned on the light in the bedroom. But there was no one in the bedroom, and if you listened closely, the sound seemed to come from the toilet. Liu Yi was a little nervous, don't look at him because he looks very strong, but his courage is not so strong.
It was not a way to wait all the time, Liu Yi still mustered up the courage to approach the direction of the toilet, and when he reached the door, there was no sound inside.
"Bang!" There was no sound in the toilet, and there was a sudden commotion in the kitchen, Liu Yi was already nervous, and this time he was even more frightened that his soul was about to fly out.
"Who ... Who is it? Liu Yi slapped the kitchen door open with a reflexive palm.
"Uhhh Tang Xu was hungry and came to the kitchen to find food, but he didn't expect to be caught, he couldn't be more embarrassed, he really didn't have any tricks, he learned to cry, but he forgot, no matter what he said now, it sounds the same as a sheep barking to others.
"Little one? How did you get to the kitchen? It turned out that it was not a thief, let alone a ghost, Liu Da breathed a sigh of relief. When I walked over, the sheep knocked over a plate of vegetables, knocked up along the plate, and the refrigerator door was wide open, and the cold air was coming out leisurely.
"You..." Liu Yi was distressed that a good plate of fish-flavored shredded meat was wasted, but he was reluctant to deal with the perpetrator.
Tang Xu was originally frozen there, seeing that Liu Yi didn't move, smelling the fragrance of fish-flavored shredded meat, the gluttonous worms in his stomach came up again, he gritted his teeth and stomped his feet and hurriedly lowered his mouth, thinking that it would be three seven twenty-one, how many bites can be eaten.
"Little one..." Liu Yi originally wanted to get angry, but seeing that Tang Xu was eating very happily, it was like seeing his relatives, and he couldn't be angry anymore. I think of all kinds of weird behaviors such as not eating grass, not eating carrots, and having to sleep in bed these days.
"I see!" Liu Yi slapped his head suddenly, scaring Tang Xu so much that he almost lost his breath and coughed incessantly.
"Do you think you're a human being? Not a sheep? Liu Yi carefully looked at the little one in front of him and imagined countless possibilities, such as being adopted by humans since childhood, no, which pet was not adopted by humans since childhood? Another example is that someone has lost a child, and takes care of Xiaoyi as his own child, which is not right, many people take care of pets more than they take care of their own children, and they really change their habits without seeing them? Or to enhance someone who is deliberately trying to raise a small one to adulthood.
"What's the matter?" Liu Yi scratched his head desperately, couldn't look directly at his brain, and thought about it for a long time without results, but Tang Xu comfortably finished eating the whole dish and licked the plate clean.
Although Liu Yi couldn't figure out the reason, he didn't want Xiaoyi to be hungry, so he decided to do an experiment to verify whether it was an accidental phenomenon for sheep to eat fish-flavored shredded meat and not grass and carrots. He took out the grass and carrots from the refrigerator, and took out half a plate of shredded potatoes and lit the fire. Tang Xu stared at the side, wanting to see what the hell he was doing. After a while, half a plate of shredded potatoes heated in the pot was served.
"Little One~" Liu Yi took a chopstick and the grass stirred back and forth in the shredded potatoes, and then put it on a plate and served it to Tang Xu.
"Can you be more stupid?" Tang Xu understood his intentions, so he stepped forward and stepped on Liu Yi to express his opinion.
"Don't like it? What about this? Liu Yi endured the pain and took another carrot to mix shredded potatoes, so he also received a blow on his other foot.
“。。。” Tang Xu was originally very reluctant to eat what Liu Yi had leftover, and he had saliva, but in order to get rid of the grass and carrots in the future, Tang Xu still endured the nausea while eating half of the plate of shredded potatoes that Liu Yi pushed over at the end. Don't say it, Liu Yi's cooking skills are really good.
"Unexpectedly, the first person who was so appreciative and willing to eat my food was a sheep." Liu Yi was very emotional.
“。。。” Tang Xu remembered that Liu Yi had said several times before that he wanted to cook for himself and refused, a little embarrassed, but who made Liu Yi look like a gentleman and a gentleman, who knew that he cooked so deliciously, who could blame him?
Tang Xu ate Liu Yi's saliva in the middle of the night, and this tenacity was duly rewarded, from that day on, Tang Xu no longer had to be hungry, it became Liu Yi's exclusive diner. I don't know if Liu Yi likes his little one too much, or if he finally meets his bosom friend in the mountains and rivers. In short, Liu changed his way to make food for Tang Xu day by day, and Tang Xu gained weight several times in a few days.
"Hiccup~" On this day, Tang Xu was taken out by Liu Yi as soon as he had eaten a full meal, and he hiccups who didn't listen to him along the way.
"You can't do this, animals also have to pay attention to healthy feeding, if you continue like this, it will get three highs." The white coat was taken aback by Tang Xu, who had become a ball after not seeing him for a few days, and hurriedly did ideological work for Liu Yi.
"But it loves to eat." Liu Yi was embarrassed, which made Tang Xu a little moved.
"Raising a small animal is the same as taking a child, you can't follow it in everything, this can only harm it." The white coat was patient and enlightened, but Liu Yi still couldn't make up his mind.
"Forget it, how to feed scientifically, I'll tell you later, there is a more important thing now." The white coat continued.
"What's the matter?" Liu Yi asked.
"How old is this lamb?" The white coat asked, pinching the sheep's ears and touching the sheep's thighs. Tang Xu's goosebumps all over his body rose, and a big man touched his body, which was unbearable.
"Well, I don't know." Liu Yi was worried, he only picked up Xiao Yi a few days ago.
"When I examined it before, I found that it was an adult." The white coat turned out the inspection record of Yang Tang Xu.
"Rams are very aggressive during estrus and are not good for their health, so if you are planning to keep them for the rest of your life, I suggest you consider neutering them." The few words of the white coat made Tang Xu almost faint with fright.
"You fart!" Tang Xu wants to bite someone, but he doesn't know if the sheep bites or not?
"Neutering sheep? Haven't heard of it. Liu Yi was also surprised, and seemed a little unhappy.
"You can go home and check this information, if you feel necessary, I will arrange a time for surgery, you can rest assured, it is absolutely safe." The white coat said unhurriedly.
"Oh. . . Well, I'll get back to you if there's a need. As soon as Liu finished speaking, he took Tang Xu away.
"You don't really want to spay me for anything, do you? Feed! You can't do this! I.. I'm still a minor, and even if I'm an adult, you can't do that, you are breaking the law, you know? Tang Xu was chattering with Liu Yi all the way, but Liu Yi didn't understand. But Tang Xu's anxious mood still attracted Liu Yi's attention, and Liu Yi stopped to appease Tang Xu several times before finally returning home.
“。。。” After Liu Yi made dinner for Tang Xu, he kept facing the computer, mixed with the sound of crackling and tapping on the keyboard. Tang Xu didn't know what he was doing, and the bed was too far away from the computer desk to see the screen clearly, so in the end, he just jumped on Liu Yi's legs.
"Little One~ Why are you so cute? I love you to death. Liu Yi stopped what he was doing and hugged Tang Xu and kissed him fiercely.
"Disgusting, go away!" Tang Xu wanted to kick him, but the search keywords on the screen made him a little weak, and Liu Yi was really searching for the matter of sterilizing sheep.
"You're not, aren't you?" Tang Xu felt that Liu Yi, who was holding him at this moment, was as terrible as an executioner, and he wanted to escape from this place immediately.
"How can I go back?" Since returning to the real world, this is the first time that Tang Xu has seriously considered the question of how to go back. And the idea of coming back here now seems to be extremely stupid.
“!” Since he came back after being struck by lightning, if he was struck again, maybe he would be able to go back? finally thought of a way that seemed a little reliable, and Tang Xu's mood calmed down a lot.
"So, the top priority now is to wait for the thunder." Tang Xu was suddenly a little deflated, it was good to wait for rain, but thunder was hard to find, it took a lot of time to wait last time, and I don't know how long it will take this time.
"Hello? Hello, I'm Liu Yi, today... Liu Yi received a phone call at this time, he put Tang Xu on the ground, and went out to the living room with the phone.
"Isn't it? You're going to kill me so soon? Tang Xu was like an ant on a hot pot, so anxious that he circled around the house. Is God really going to destroy me? Tang Xu was so anxious that he wanted to hit the wall. At this moment, a strong wind suddenly blew outside the house, and the sky seemed to be enchanted, and in an instant it was blocked by layers of black clouds. Before Tang Xu could react, there was a click, and a thunderclap struck, and then it rained heavily.