Chapter 5 Tang Xu
"By the way, let's go buy something. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" Liu Yi went out with Tang Xu in his arms, saying that there were many cars outside, and he was afraid that he would be afraid, and it was safer to hold him.
"Where the hell are you going? Put me down, shame on you. Tang Xu has been struggling in Liu Yi's arms, but the cars on the side of the road are coming and going, and he looks a little scared, and he arrives at the pet store awkwardly by himself and a sheep.
"What do you need?" The waitress greeted Liu Yi warmly.
"I want to buy a rope to hold it." Liu pointed to Tang Xu in his arms as he walked towards the area of the leash.
"You idiot, you're going to take me on a leash like a puppy? Do you want to die? "Tang Xu stayed in Liu Laowu's house for a while, and his personality became much rougher.
"It's so cute, there aren't many people who can raise lambs now, they usually raise kittens, puppies, rabbits or something, your pet is really special." The waitress also seemed to think that Tang Xu's roar was just a cute bleating.
"It's cute, yes." Liu Yi winked at her, the waitress blushed a little, found a few leashes for Liu Yi and asked him to choose them slowly, then bowed his head and walked away.
"Tut, long time no see, it's hard to see." It's a pity that Tang Xu's ridicule only got Liu Yi's self-righteous and cute grimace, and he really couldn't stand it.
"Ah, it's a lot safer that way." Liu Yi walked out of the door of the pet store, holding a leash in his hand, and the end of the rope was around Tang Xu's neck. Tang Xu didn't want to go to the street with Liu Yi again in his life, and he already had a psychological shadow.
"Wow, what a cute lamb, it's white, and its feet are cute~" Liu Yi led Tang Xu to walk on the street, and the return rate was 200% high.
"Go away, you're noisy." Tang Xu doesn't like to be watched, and he is not a human being.
"It's cuter to scream~" The onlookers exclaimed, and some people were so cute that they stomped their feet. Tang Xu became a mobile flirtatious artifact, but Liu Yi walked forward without squinting, as if he was in a hurry to go somewhere.
Tang Xu didn't know what he was going to do, he was helplessly led forward, what went wrong? Isn't it a dream? He thought of Zhuang Zhou Mengdie, who had studied in Chinese class, and if the Chinese teacher knew that there was a Tang Xu Mengyang in reality, he didn't know how he would feel. Yang Tang Xu thought wildly, and suddenly his body was light, and he was picked up by Liu Yi again.
"I'm sorry." Liu Yi hugged the sheep Tang Xu and said to a man in a white coat.
"Put it on the table, you go outside and wait, it'll be fine for a while." The white coat took Tang Xu. Liu nodded, turned around and went out.
"Hey! Where are you going? Where is this? Tang Xu was a little panicked, he looked at the metal platform under his feet, the white coat in front of him, is this a hospital? But what did Liu Yiyi do when he went to the hospital by himself? Did he know that he had become a sheep? Tang Xu's heart was beating suddenly, he hoped very much, but he didn't want it to be Liu Yi who had the same heart with him. However, his excitement did not last long before it was extinguished. The white coat took out a finger-thick needle to prick Tang Xu.
"What are you going to do?" Tang Xu struggled hard, he didn't want injections, what he was most afraid of in his life was injections.
"Good, don't move, I'm going to give you a blood test to see if you're a healthy baby goat." The white coat said pleasantly.
"Lao Tzu is not sick, your whole family is sick! Liu Yi is also sick! "It turned out that I was going to quarantine myself, and this is a veterinary hospital.
"Okay, it'll be fine for a while, will you eat carrots later?" As the white coat spoke, he coldly gave Tang Xu a needle, and then drew blood out, and drew a whole tube, which hurt so much that Tang Xu's grinning scolding mother had no strength.
"Doctor, it's screaming so much, does it hurt? Do you want to give some anesthetic? Liu Yi came in from outside to see the situation.
"Even if you still have a little conscience, you know that I'm crying out for pain." Tang Xu was so painful that he couldn't stand, so Liu Yi hurriedly came over and hugged him.
"You can't take anesthetics casually, in case of overdose, it will be troublesome, and you can't apply anesthetics when you draw blood for laboratory tests." People who feel sorry for their pets are more powerful than their children, and they don't care about the white coats when they see a lot.
"Okay." Liu Yi felt that the doctor's words must be reasonable, so he didn't argue, and only coaxed Tang Xu vigorously, although Tang Xu didn't rarely coax him at all. However, probably raising a pet is like this, take care of it with your own ideas and like it, maybe you don't understand what pets need at all, but you just moved yourself. Tang Xu was deeply impressed by his profound thoughts, and he felt that he had the potential to become a philosopher. But the philosophers of the future will not be able to solve the dilemmas of the present, such as how to become human again? How can I get Liu Yi not to feed himself grass anymore? Also, how can you stop this damn rectal exam!
"Whew!" The violent foreign body sensation made Tang Xu want to kill in pain, but now there is no particularly effective means of defense except for the stumbling force. The most hateful thing is that Liu Yi was afraid that the doctor's hand would be too serious and hurt Tang Xu, so he kept pestle beside him, shouldn't this kind of embarrassing thing be carried out in a way that is not open and transparent, and all idlers are avoided?
It was as if the inspection that had been over for a century was finally over, Tang Xu felt deeply that he had been greatly insulted, and he regretted returning to the real world a little. No, now that I think about it, Liujia Village is simply heaven, and even the talking sheep are as cute as angels.
Tang Xu lay on the ground to rest, Liu Yi sat next to him and waited for the quarantine results, and talked to Tang Xu from time to time, but Tang Xu didn't bother to pay attention to him at all, Liu Yi didn't care, and still said his own.
"Like an idiot." Tang Xu turned his head to the other side, not wanting to look at him.
"Number 203." The white coat came out of the door and called.
"I'm number 203." Liu Yi hurriedly caught up.
"It's the result of quarantine, there are no infectious diseases or other reactions, the bones and organs are normal, and generally healthy. However, it is still necessary to come back for regular check-ups, so that the animals can also avoid getting sick and infecting people, you know? The white coat handed Liu Yi a list.
"Okay, I see, thank you, doctor, for your hard work." Liu Yi made a list, said goodbye to the doctor, and then led Tang Xu home.
"Can you stop feeding me these things." Looking at the grass on the plate, Tang Xu couldn't help but yell at Liu Yi, although Liu Yi couldn't understand it, he couldn't help it.
"Why don't you eat it? Would you like to eat the carrots? Liu Yi went to wash Tang Xu again, cut it into small pieces and put it on a plate.
“。。。” Tang Xu has never eaten carrots raw, but this thing can be eaten raw, in order not to continue to watch Liu Yi sell cute, Tang Xu gritted his teeth and chewed the carrots, probably because he had been hungry for a long time, and he actually felt that it was still a little delicious.
"I really love to eat, it's great, I've finally found something you can eat." Liu Yi was very happy, thinking about going to the vegetable market tomorrow morning to get a basket of carrots and coming back.
"Hey! Can this thing be eaten every day? Tang Xu remembered that he had a cat when he was a child, and he fed the same cat food all year round, and sometimes he didn't even change the taste for a long time. Hey, Tang Xu suddenly felt a little sympathetic to the kitten, maybe he ran away from home in the end because he couldn't bear to eat the same thing every day.
"I've been tossing for a day, I'm so sleepy, where did Tang Xu's kid go, he didn't bring his phone, could it be that he eloped with someone?" Liu Yi sat on Tang Xu's bed in a daze, holding Tang Xu's mobile phone and sliding around aimlessly.
"Elope with your sister, I'll be here, okay?" Tang Xu knew that Liu Yi didn't understand and didn't want to spend that effort, but he was not convinced, and he still wanted to mumble.
"If you can't find it tomorrow, call the police." Liu Yi made up his mind and breathed a sigh of relief that he had finally thought of a solution, and a feeling of tiredness came up, and Liu Yi fell asleep on the bed.
"Hey! Don't you brush your teeth, don't wash your face, don't shower, and don't change your clothes? It's dirty! "Tang Xu has a slight cleanliness habit, it is not good to have a seizure in Liu Laowu's house, after all, it is someone else's house, but he can't stop it if he doesn't want to return to his own house, Tang Xu is so annoying. But after thinking about it, did Liu Yi bring his own things? If not, don't you all have to use your own? Forget it, it's better to wash the sheets than to give the house a thorough sanitization. Tang Xu wanted to take a bath, but he didn't know if the sheep could use bath gel, and he couldn't reach the washstand by himself. Tang Xu gave up and made do with sleep.
"You're so cute." When Tang Xu was about to fall asleep, Liu Yi leaned over and hugged Tang Xu.
"I don't know how to sleep quietly." Tang Xu found that Liu Yi was talking in his sleep. However, in just one day, Tang Xu discovered his unknown girlish heart, which was simply indigestible. Tang Xu thought that if there was a day when he became a human, he would definitely laugh at him fiercely.