said a lot of alternative interesting things about Dongfang Shuo, let us restore his other serious image. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 infoWhen Dongfang Shuo heard that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was going to expand Shanglin Garden, he took the initiative to stand up and admonish.

Once had a recruitment strategy, Dongfang Shuo asked Liu Che to only read his articles for two months in addition to eating, drinking, and sleeping. For such a project that costs the people and money for his own selfish desires, Dongfang Shuo can give full play to his strengths, and make another exhortation, and he will never give up without tiring Liu Che for two or three months!

But this time, Dongfang Shuo did not spoof. Unusually, he solemnly stated three reasons for opposition: 1. Zhongnan Mountain is rich in many animals and plants, which is the dependence of the people on their livelihood and the source of state taxes. 2. Demolition and relocation work is not allowed to dig people's graves and destroy people's houses; 3 The joy of a day, the danger of the public opinion, no. Historically, Yin made the palace of the nine cities and the princes were on the side, the king of Chu Ling started the platform of Zhanghua and the people were scattered, and the palace of Qin Xing Afang was chaotic. May Your Majesty take these three things as a warning.

After Liu Che heard this, he smiled and said that your words are very reasonable, and you will be promoted: Doctor Taizhong, give the matter, and give 100 catties of gold.

After the reward was completed, Liu Che turned his head and said to Wuqiu Shouwang, "The matter of expanding Shanglin Garden, just do it according to your plan" At this scene, Dongfang Shuo was dumbfounded. He finally understood: in Liu Che's eyes, he will always be just a clown. The so-called exhortation is purely an entertainment...

After the expansion, Shanglin Yuan led to a "Shanglin Fu". Who is the author of this endowment? It is similar to Sima Xiang, the head of the four major words of the Han Dynasty, who was the leader of the attendants of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty in the Dongfang Shuoqi.

His real name is actually not Xiangru, but he changed his name to Xiangru because he admired one of the protagonists of "Jiang Xianghe", Lin Xiangru, the secretary of Zhao during the Warring States Period. He loves reading, fencing, writing, and playing the piano, but has a great disadvantage - stuttering.

During the period of Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty, the followers and Shu County Shouwen Weng, who were known as the Duke of Wu in Henan County, were greatly educated in the county, and Sima Xiangru was recommended to be sent to Beijing to study. After returning from school, he was hired as a professor by Wen Weng and taught in the Shu County Government School. Later, Wen Weng died, and Sima Xiangru did not want to be a teacher for a long time, so he went to Chang'an again and spent money to buy a Lang official. Emperor Jing of the Han Dynasty was promoted to a regular attendant of martial arts.

Sima Xiangru was very dissatisfied with the job of a martial horseman, because he didn't match his hobbies. At the same time, this job is too risky, and I usually have to accompany the emperor to shoot fierce beasts... Since Liu Bang, the Liu family has not produced an emperor who loves literature, so Sima Xiangru has been holding back and unable to get ahead.

But Liu Qi is not good at literature, but his sibling, Liu Wu, the king of Liang Xiao, has a deep love for literature and art. Once, Liu Wu brought a group of literati into the court, and Sima Xiangru met and communicated with them by chance, and found that their lives were very nourishing. When I inquired, it turned out that it was all because King Liang had this hobby. So, Sima Xiangru decided to give up the emperor, resigned due to illness, and defected to King Liang.

Of course, Liu Wu supported it with both hands. He arranged Sima Xiangru and other literati in the same dormitory, ate and lived together, and discussed literature together. During this period when Liang Guo was a guest, Sima Xiangru wrote the world-famous "Zixu Fu"

Liu Wu is a good boss, but at the same time he is an unlucky and short-lived boss. After Liu Wu died, he suffered the literati behind him. Everyone had no support, so they had to scatter as birds and beasts. So Sima Xiangru had no choice but to return to Chengdu. At this time, his family was in the middle of the road and he was so poor that he had to work as an unemployed young man at home.

Don't underestimate the poor, Chen Ping was not so poor back then, but there were still carriages coming and going in front of his house. Why is that? That's because he has a bunch of like-minded aristocratic friends! Of course, Sima Xiangru's situation was different from Chen Ping's, he fell halfway. Despite this, he still has a few good buddies, one of whom is named Wang Ji, who is in Linqiongdang County.

Sima Xiangru decided to defect to Wang Ji. But the question arises again: although Wang Ji is a county order, it seems that he can't arrange a job for Sima Xiangru? What to do?

After the two met, they had a discussion about Sima Xiangru's future. It turned out that there seemed to be no way to become an official. However, the two immediately discovered: there is no endless road, there is a way to make a fortune quickly, you can try. So, what trick did Wang Ji find for Sima Xiangru?

Actually, it's okay for everyone to talk about this behind closed doors, but it's really going to be spit on when you go outside. Don't hide it from everyone, the goal of Wang Ji and Sima Xiangru is to get rid of Zhuo Wenjun, the daughter of the richest man in Linqiong and the grandson of the steel king Zhuo Wang. If you are a rich girl, of course, you will not be poor.

The reason why they are so sure is that it is all after some arguments. First of all, Zhuo Wenjun has just died of her husband and is widowed at home. Secondly, I heard that Zhuo Wenjun loves art and is a young woman in literature and art. And all young women in literature and art like elegant and beautiful men. Sima Xiangru is like a talented person despite his stuttering.

Of course, comparing the advantages, we should also talk about the disadvantages. Sima Xiangru's biggest disadvantage is: poverty. Don't think that a widow can pounce on a handsome guy whenever she touches him. At the beginning, Chen Ping's wife died five husbands in a row, Chen Ping said that he wanted to marry someone, but people still looked down on him as a beautiful man. If it weren't for the woman's grandfather who took the initiative to attack, it is estimated that Chen Ping would have to fight a bachelor in his life.

Therefore, if Zhuo Wenjun is dealt with through normal channels, there is no door. If you want to succeed, you have to use your brain and do something evil. And the only evil door that Wang Ji and Sima Xiangru thought of was: seducing Zhuo Wenjun to elope!

The idea is decided, and the action is decided. To be honest: even if Wang Ji is not an official, he will definitely not starve to death. The reason for this is that he is familiar with market advertising. Through a series of successful market operations, Sima Xiangru has successfully launched this down-and-out son!

In ancient China, the first person to perfectly combine politics and advertising was Liu Bang. Before Liu Bang rebelled, he first boasted that he was the son of the dragon; Then Lu Gong boasted that he had the appearance of a nobleman; In the end, Lu Pheasant made auspicious clouds on his head for him. Liu Bangzhi's success has become a classic in the history of Chinese advertising.

What Wang Ji wants to do is to use his powerful advertising science to create the first artificial literary music star for China. He did it!

In order to advertise, Sima Xiangru had to repackage himself. There are two highlights in this packaging: 1. You must play the role of a suave son-in-law; 2. You must pretend to be an unfathomable guest.

To accomplish the second goal, as long as Sima Xiangru pretends and does not show up to speak, Wang Ji will go out to preach and preach again, and the effect will come out. And to accomplish the first goal, it seems that you have to find a sponsor to change Sima Xiangru into a beautiful set of clothes and a decent residence. This sponsor, Wang Ji took it upon himself. He moved Sima Xiangru to the hotel (Duting) in Linqiong County at that time. Then, as a prefectural order, he went to visit every day.

After Sima Xiangru met Wang Ji a few times, he declared to the outside world: I am not in good health, and Wang County ordered you to bother me less... As soon as these words came out, the whole county of Linqiong shook!

At that time, the emperor of Shu was far away and had never seen many high-ranking officials. Looking around, inside and outside the mountains, the Linqiong County Commander is the biggest official. Now such an official like the king of the mountain comes to see you, which is a beautiful thing that cannot be found with a lantern. Sima Xiangru wants to refuse? It seems that this person is not a distinguished guest, but also an extraordinary person?

The charm of advertising lies in the fact that it blows vigorously from the sky, but does not let you see its true face. So a love blows, a love, etc., the higher the audience's expectations. This tactic is called "wanting to capture and indulge"

At this time, the advertisements were overwhelming, which immediately attracted the attention of the wealthy people in Linqiong City. At that time, Linqiong was rich because of the prevalence of iron smelting. But there are only two of the richest: one Zhuo Wangsun and one Cheng Zheng. The Zhuo family is known as having 800 servants, and the Cheng family also has hundreds of servants. The two heads met to discuss, "I heard that there is a distinguished guest from Linqiong County, who is a friend of Wang County's order." Why don't we do the friendship of the landlord, set up a banquet and entertain, and let us satisfy our curiosity" Zhuo Cheng and the two families have thought about it, and they will do it immediately.

On the day of the banquet, in order to set off the atmosphere, Zhuo and Cheng, two wealthy people, invited hundreds of diners to come to the banquet. Of course, Wang Ji, as one of the protagonists, cannot be absent. After Wang Ji arrived, he asked Zhuo Cheng and the family, "What about Sima Xiangru?" The people have not arrived, and the "two landlords" have not yet arrived, but they should be soon. We've sent someone to invite you," and everyone was waiting for the legendary guest to appear...

Soon after, the people who had been sent out to entertain returned. He told everyone in frustration: "Sima Xiangru said that he was not feeling well, so he would not come." He asked me to pass on two words: thank you, "The huge banquet hall can't just be sent away with two words of thanks?" But the guests are not here, and the county order does not want to move the chopsticks, how can this banquet continue? What a rush!

At this time, Wang Ji stood up and said, "Don't worry, let me invite it personally" When Wang Ji said this, his plan was half successful. The two pushed each other in the pavilion and put on a show. In the end, Sima Xiangru pretended to be reluctant to come to the scene. Hundreds of people are waiting for one, which is bigger than the shelf of Wang County's order! When Sima Xiangru came to the banquet, everyone saw that he was personable and extraordinary, and they couldn't stop marveling...

Seeing this scene, Wang Ji smiled. The next drama to be played is much smoother. When everyone was happy, Wang Ji suddenly proposed, "Since it is rare for a distinguished guest to come to this county, then invite the distinguished guest to perform a program for us." I heard that our distinguished guests are very good at playing the piano, and I happen to have a green piano here, so please play a song for everyone" When everyone heard this, they applauded like thunder. Sima is like a stutter, and he can't open his mouth to show his stuffing at a critical moment. Playing the piano in public is an important part of their design. Therefore, the purpose of the piano is not to entertain the guests, but to pick Zhuo Wenjun, the daughter of the rich man. Cupid's arrow is not accurate, and it is because of this that the piano cannot be played moving!

Pleasing the opposite sex with a drum and piano is an ancient Chinese trick. For many years, both nobles and laity have been able to chant the first love poem of the Book of Songs "My Fair Lady, Qin Se Friend" Then again: not all people who can play the piano can use it to attract different surnames. The premise must be that you can't play the piano to a cow. However, Wang Ji has already investigated: Zhuo Wenjun loves the qin, and it will never be wrong to pick it with the qin!

At this time, behind the screen, Zhuo Wenjun was also crouching down and preparing to listen to the piano. In that case, let Sima Xiangru start performing.

The genius Sima Xiang is like a piano and moves, as if throwing delicious bait into the river, and the beautiful fish can only obediently get into the net pocket. Sure enough, Zhuo Wenjun's heart was moved...

The following story is very old-fashioned: Sima Xiangru acted quickly, bribed the attendants of the Zhuo family with a lot of money, and expressed his love for Zhuo Wenjun through letters. As a result, the two love satellites were successfully connected. That night, Zhuo Wenjun had a bloody head, packed up his baggage, sat in Sima Xiangru's carriage, and eloped...

It is said that Zhuo Wenjun and Sima Xiangru eloped to Chengdu, and as soon as they entered the house, Zhuo Wenjun was stupid. Because what appeared in front of her was not a rich and high-rise building, but a dilapidated house. She thought she had gone all the way and entered the wrong house. However, Sima Xiangru clearly told her: yes, this is his former home, and it is also their future home!

This is your home? Zhuo Wenjun was shocked and stunned, and his heart was panicked. The lover is dressed up, noble and elegant, how can he not look like a poor bastard? If that's the case, do you really wonder if you've run into human traffickers?

Now, Sima Xiangru opened the skylight and said brightly: That's right! I'm a human trafficker. But I sold it in the open, you yourself were willing to come with me, and I never forced you. Honestly, I don't want to do that either. I used to be rich, but after King Liang Xiaowang died of depression, my financial crisis came. If you don't dislike it, just bear with it for the time being. If you regret it, I won't stop you. How you came, I'll send you back...

Get back? That's impossible. elopement, that is, the water that was spilled, cannot be recovered. Even if it is recovered, the entire Linqiong County will dump Zhuo Wenjun as garbage into the mountains to wash the ditch. As the saying goes, marry a chicken with a chicken, marry a dog with a dog. Zhuo Wenjun had no choice but to stay.

A piano party changes the fate of a woman. It's incredible. This is all the trouble blown by advertising! Forget it, let's swallow the complaint in my stomach. Tighten your belts and prepare for these long, hard days. So, Zhuo Wenjun and Sima Xiangru began to count their fingers and live.

But before he counted a few fingers, Zhuo Wenjun began to feel uncomfortable. You must know that she is the daughter of a rich family, she opens her mouth for food and stretches out her hand for clothes. Warm quilt in winter, cool fruit in summer. Okay, what's this day now? Zhuo Wenjun finally understood: romantic love is a must; But without the romance of bread, that's also quite fragile!

Zhuo Wenjun's every move, every expression and gesture were all in Sima Xiangru's eyes. But he didn't say anything. What can he say? Economic power is the right to speak. If you don't have economic rights, then keep your mouth shut. Anyway, stuttering, it's thankless to open your mouth to explain...