Walking into the Internet café, these local tyrants of the Tang Dynasty were completely dumbfounded!

After entering the Internet café, you can see many strange things neatly arranged on the ground, and there is a large counter in the middle of the lobby on the first floor, on which is hung a large wooden sign that reads 'Cashier'.

After taking a closer look around the area, a feeling of being deceived appeared in the minds of these local tyrants: Nima! It's a place to teach us to learn the Taoist art of the Immortal Family, why can't I see even a gossip map here, and I don't even have the statue of the Sanqing Dao Ancestor! Isn't this a pit man?

So, some people began to walk backwards, and from time to time they whispered: "What a thing! Just know to deceive us little people! ”

This one person took the lead, and those local tyrants walked out dozens of people and followed behind that person. The others were deeply shocked by Chen Nan's later Internet café scene

"Guys, where do you want to go? Don't you want to learn the Immortal Dao Method? ”

As soon as Chen Nan separated from Yi Ya, before he finished walking through the corridor, he saw dozens of local tyrants who had already entered coming from inside with an indignant face, and Chen Nan stopped these people at the moment.

As soon as Chen Nan's voice fell, he saw a fat old man with a big felt hat come out of the oncoming crowd, this person raised his hand when he came to Chen Nan, pointed at Chen Nan and scolded: "Okay, you Chen Nan!" You dare to deceive us in the name of the Three Qing Dao Ancestors, aren't you afraid that the Three Qing Dao Ancestors will get angry and knock you down to the eighteenth layer of hell! ”

was pointed at his nose and scolded, if it was in normal times, Chen Nan would have slapped him a long time ago. However, now these people are his own guests and his own God, and Chen Nan can only endure the urge to flatten people in his heart. I saw Chen Nan with a black face, clenched his fists and asked the fat old man, "This old man, I don't understand what you say." Why am I just lying? Please explain it to me! ”

When the fat old man saw Chen Nan with such an expression and such a tone! was furious at the moment, and jumped directly to scold again: "Explain! Good! I'll explain it to you, old man! You say that this is a place to learn the Taoism of the Immortals, why don't you even see the most basic gossip map of Taoism? Why isn't there even a statue of the Taoist Sanqing Dao Ancestor? Aren't you lying? ”

"Your sister! Lao Tzu, this is an Internet café to do business! Do you really have to make it like a Taoist temple? When the time comes, bring those heavy statues of Taoist gods, where do you put my computer? Is it in the hallway, in the toilet? As soon as he heard the fat old man's explanation, Chen Nan Haoxuan didn't climb down in a breath. However, fortunately, Chen Nan was strongly bombarded by various commodity sales techniques in later generations, so he also practiced a strong skill of eating the world with a mouthful of kung fu.

After understanding, Chen Nan had a way to deal with it. I saw that he naturally put his hand on the fat old man who was still full of anger, and then pulled up the stunned fat old man and walked to the Internet café, and explained at the same time: "This old man, you don't know anything." Now this society has changed so much! The old thinking like yours is long outdated, and it doesn't mean that there are no statues of the Sanqing Dao Ancestors, but there are too many statues of the Sanqing Daoists! It's so much that you can't finish it in a morning! If you don't believe me, I'll take you to see it now, and when the time comes, if you want to leave or stay, I won't stop you! ”

"I'm old, but I'm not blind! How dare you fool me like this, wait a minute, I'll see how you explain it to me! Although the fat old man wanted to break free of Chen Nan's hand, he struggled several times and there was no movement at all. In desperation, the fat old man had no choice but to let Chen Nan pull him inside. But the fat old man had accumulated a lot of anger in his heart, so he waited until he would enter the Internet café and then scold Chen Nan fiercely! He remembered it clearly, and during the time he spent in it just now, he really didn't see a gossip map! A statue of the ancestor of the Three Qing Daoists is also wooden!

Seeing that the fat old man did not oppose Chen Nan, those who came out with him did not go out further, but followed the fat old man and walked inside.

"How! I'm not wrong, old man, am I? Look at it, where is there a gossip map, where is there a statue of the Three Qing Dao Ancestors? Don't you still admit that you're lying? ”

This time inside, the fat old man pointed to the empty and neat computer group and made a gesture to Chen Nan. I saw the fat old man walking here, and when he walked there, he pointed to the wall or the corner from time to time, and even the ceiling! Even the chandeliers and lanterns that came from later generations turned a blind eye.

The people, who were still in deep composure, suddenly woke up. As soon as this fat old man entered here, he shouted at Chen Nan so loudly, and it was difficult for these people to come to their senses.

However, when they heard what the fat old man said, they couldn't help but subconsciously look around, and when they found that this place was really the same as what the fat old man said, they also blew up!

"That's right! Didn't you say that you could learn the Immortal Dao method when you came here? Why don't you even have a gossip map? is so unprofessional to the extreme, could it be cheating us? ”

"That's right, this guy is right, I agree."

"Well, that makes sense, I don't have an opinion."

"Nima! Didn't I just want to open an Internet café and make some money from your pockets? Why is it so difficult? Hearing the incessant shouts of these local tyrants one after another, Chen Nan couldn't help but scold angrily in his heart. When he heard the thirty-fourth secondment start to sound, Chen Nan couldn't control it anymore. Seeing that Chen Nan suddenly opened his mouth and shouted, "You bastards shut up for me!" One by one, there is no end to it! Can't you just wait for me to say a few words before making plans? ”

Chen Nan's roar was shouted by the roar of a Buddhist lion. Those local tyrants who were still suspicious and shouting only felt a thunder ringing in their ears, and their heads were suddenly empty, and they immediately stopped the condemnation and questioning that they wanted to send to Chen Nan, and looked at Chen Nan with an angry face stupidly, they really didn't know what Chen Nan was going to say?

Could it be that Chen Nan can still say that black is white in front of the public? How did that sentence come about, 'The audience's eyes are bright'! Everyone has already seen it clearly, there is nothing related to Taoism here, Chen Nan still wants to be nonsense?

Under the silly eyes of these local tyrants, I saw Chen Nan walk into the counter with the wooden sign at the cashier in the middle with a few big strides.

Walking into the counter, Chen Nan skillfully turned on the computer, and then tapped the keyboard smoothly, and after a short minute, the neatly placed computers in the Internet café suddenly appeared with a light, and then became clearer and clearer

"Didn't you say I don't have a gossip map here? Didn't you say that I don't have the idol of the Three Qing Dao Ancestors here? Then keep your eyes open and see what's up there! ”

After all the computers were turned on, Chen Nan tapped the keyboard again. Then he walked out of the counter, came to the local tyrants, pointed to the computer running a certain program not far in front of them, and asked loudly.

In fact, there is no need for Chen Nan to say, those local tyrants have already noticed the computers that have been turned on.

On the screens of those computers, in a tiny mud puddle, there was a loach smuggled from Africa, and then a native loach with leukemia. Subsequently, the two loaches from different countries looked at each other unpleasantly, and both wanted to drive each other out of this mud pit. So, the two loaches first gave me a tail, I gave you a spit, and finally fought fiercely, directly opening their mouths and biting each other hard

However, the two loaches did not notice it, and suddenly a wild man dressed in bark clothes came beside them.

The wild man first smirked, and then, with his back to the people, he kept drawing on the edge of this little mud puddle with a twig

Just when these local tyrants were in a fog, they saw that the wild man in the computer suddenly screamed excitedly and ran away.

When I stared at the computer, I saw that the two loaches were stopped in the mud puddle, biting each other's tails to form a circle. Around the puddle there are several crooked lines

Eventually, the line of sight began to lengthen, and the mud pit became more and more invisible, and from a high vantage point, I could only vaguely see a round unidentified object that was half white and half black, and when the crooked curves around the mud pit began to become parallel and clear under the operation of the computer

From the beginning of the unknown reason, when the fat old man saw the strange thing in front of him frozen in the last picture, he couldn't help but exclaim: "Nima! That's how gossip comes about? Isn't that savage just now the Heavenly Emperor Fu Xi? ”

(It's a spoof, don't take it seriously!) Also, I wonder if you can guess the identity of the fat old man from the content of this chapter? ）

PS: I also said that I could upload two chapters today, but it seems that there is only one chapter. This is the first chapter that came out on the 29th, and the time is 23.35 pm.