When everyone was still shocked by the birth history of gossip, the picture on the computer was a turn. The gossip diagram suddenly disappeared, and in its place, a middle-aged man dressed in a bark suit stood on the edge of a rising stream on a light rainy day, as can be seen from the flowers blooming all over the ground behind the middle-aged man. It's a good season, the season of spring flowers. A group of skinny men, also dressed in bark suits, stood quietly behind the middle-aged man

It's just that it is such a beautiful season, but the middle-aged man is looking at the rising stream with a sad face

"Alas, just after winter, the accumulated food has already been eaten, and I thought that I could catch some fish from this water, but I didn't expect that now the water of this stream has also risen, but how can my people live? I'm ashamed of you."

In the inexplicable wonder, these local tyrants in the Internet café heard a sigh that seemed to be ancient sorrow.

After this sigh fell, I saw the middle-aged man on the computer looking at the skinny bones behind him, his eyes full of sorrow and self-blame.

However, when the man's eyes swept over the cobwebs on the trees behind him, we could clearly see that his eyes flickered suddenly. When the middle-aged man saw that the prey entangled in the spider's web could not fly away, the middle-aged man suddenly smiled.

Then, I saw this middle-aged man walk under a big tree, and tear dozens of tiny trees from the tree in three or two clicks. Then, he sat on the ground and began to weave the torn tree together, making it as shape as possible like the spider's web he had just seen.

When the trees were already weaving together, I saw that the middle-aged man had an extra simple fishing net in his hand. After greeting a few skinny bones, the middle-aged man led them into the water, pulling aside in pairs, and then began to walk upstream along the stream

When they walked about a hundred meters, they were signaled by a middle-aged man. A few people pulled Shuteng out of the water, only to see that there were many fat fish hanging on the tree and struggling

"Oooh"

Seeing all this, the skinny bones who followed the shore suddenly let out cheers. Now I am no longer afraid that the stream will rise and I won't be able to catch fish! Now I'm not afraid of starving to death!

Looking at the excited cheers of the people on the shore, the middle-aged man also showed a smile like a spring breeze.

At the moment when the middle-aged man smiled, the computer immediately gave the picture a frame, and at the same time kept zooming in on the middle-aged man, and the middle-aged man's side began to refresh one by one fonts from top to bottom, from right to left

I don't know when, the fat old man and others have begun to get in front of the computer, and when the first word on the computer begins to appear, the fat old man can't help but read it out loud.

"The king of people, Fuxi, the first king of the earth! Under his leadership, the weak humans began to become stronger, and began to transform from being bullied by wild beasts to hunting wild beasts! In the end, the king of people, Fuxi, created original gossip and understood the way of heaven. After preaching, the human king Fu Xi ascended to the immortal realm and became the lord of the immortal realm! ”

Plop plop

When the fat old man thought of this, those local tyrants couldn't help but kneel on the ground in unison, looking extremely pious, and kept kowtowing on the ground excitedly, and muttered excitedly in their mouths: "The little one meets the Emperor of Heaven, and may the Emperor of Heaven live with Tianqi"

After watching the actions of those local tyrants, Chen Nan, who had been watching coldly on the sidelines, showed a relieved smile: "Damn! How dare you yell at me so much, and see that I don't knock your head to bleed! ’

really

When the freeze-frame picture of the human king Fuxi disappeared, another picture began to appear.

I saw an old man with white hair riding on the back of a big green ox, and slowly moving forward from the big green ox. And not far behind this old man, there is a closed door, with three big characters on it: 'Hangu Pass'! Sitting on the back of the big green cow, the white-haired old man did not bumper at all, and he had always had an egg-set expression, his eyes were slightly closed, and the weak wind blew in his face and lifted his robe slightly, making him look more fairy and bone-like.

When the big green cow coquettishly threw his big tail above his buttocks, when the charm of the white-haired old man reached its peak! The picture began to freeze, and I saw that the font suddenly appeared next to the white-haired old man, "Lao Tzu, formerly known as Li Er"

Before these font introductions were complete, the fat old man in front of the computer shouted excitedly: "Meet Lao Tzu!" The little one kowtows to you! ”

Sure enough, after the fat old man finished speaking, he slammed the floor loudly, and Chen Nan, who looked at it on the side, was shocked: Damn, can you give me a light? This is the most expensive tile, 300J can be replaced!

When the fat old man was very excited for nearly two minutes, before he could rub the forehead of the already swollen boss, the old man next to him saw another picture appear on the computer

"Your sister! It's endless! ”

The fat old man almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood. Originally, he thought that Chen Nan would take out one or two statues of squatting Taoist gods at most, but he didn't expect Chen Nan to invite those gods directly. After all, the natives of the Tang Dynasty, who were deeply poisoned by feudalism, didn't know how powerful computer technology was! Seeing the real-life gods on the computer, these people really thought that they were gods.

In this feudal society, do you dare to worship the gods when you see them? Do you dare not kowtow? Isn't this clearly contrary to today's son, everyone in the world knows that the sons of heaven throughout the ages are loyal supporters of spiritualism!

This is a squatting god appeared, and the fat old man rolled his eyes and trembled and continued to kneel, and then lowered his head

"Okay, now I don't know if everyone thinks I'm lying to you?" After the fat old man and the others kowtowed, Chen Nan immediately ran into the counter, and then cut off the video directly through the switchboard. He saw very clearly just now that most of the local tyrants who knelt on the ground and kowtowed were close to shock. Chen Nan will not push out the money for the sake of vindictiveness. After finishing speaking, Chen Nan stared at the fat old man fixedly.

After finding that there was no more figure of a certain god on the computer, these local tyrants stood up tremblingly. Facing Chen Nan's questioning, these local tyrants were extremely embarrassed: everyone can invite the gods down to face you face to face, and if you still say that people are liars, isn't this a provocation to the gods of the heavens?

At the moment, these local tyrants are pulling their heads one by one, and they are constantly harassing Chen Nan!

"Ahem! Cough! That, Chen Shenxian, it's a small clumsiness, I didn't see that Chen Shenxian is deeply hidden, and the small one can't be compensated with you here. Seeing that Chen Nan had been staring at him, the fat old man also knew that Chen Nan was waiting for him to apologize. There was no ambiguity at the moment, and he immediately apologized. After all, in his opinion, it is not a shame to apologize to a fairy-level character.

"That's right, it's the little ones who are clumsy, and the little ones are to blame for Immortal Chen, and the little ones apologize to you." As soon as the others heard the fat old man's words, they immediately reacted, and sent an apologetic look to Chen Nan at the same time.

After these local tyrants apologized well, Chen Nan removed his gaze from staring at the fat old man. I saw Chen Nan take out stacks of small books from the counter and distribute them to these local tyrants. After each of these local tyrants had a copy, Chen Nan said: "The book I gave you just now is the most basic knowledge of cultivating immortals, I hope you must read it carefully." Alright, now let's start teaching the first step! Each of you pays the first month's tuition first, 10,000 yuan per person, and you pay it now. ”

"Bang", as soon as they heard Chen Nan's words, those local tyrants who were still puzzled that the books in their hands were so clean and fragrant, they couldn't help but have hundreds of people who couldn't withstand Chen Nan's blow, and the books in their hands fell straight to the ground with a crisp sound.

"Ten thousand? Or the first month? Chen Shenxian, this is too expensive, right? At that moment, there was a startled mouth boss, looked at Chen Nan stupidly, and asked the voices of all the local tyrants present. Nima, although we have a lot of money, we can't afford to spend so much!

As soon as he heard this person's words, Chen Nan was not happy. I saw Chen Nan pick up a book, turn to a certain page, and then say to everyone: "Don't think that 10,000 yuan is expensive, if it weren't for the dream of Sanqing Dao Ancestor to let me carry forward the Taoist technique, I wouldn't want to teach it." Do you know how many years I've spent trying to get these devices out? Twenty years! It means that in order to teach you the Dao of the Immortal Family, my Dao will return to the starting point overnight! Also, when you open the fiftieth page of the book, it is clearly written that as long as you cultivate seriously and meet the conditions, you can receive immortal weapons or artifacts from me! Have you ever heard of the Sun Shooting Bow? Legend has it that it can shoot the sun down. Although I don't have such a dazzling artifact here, I have a lot of artifacts here that can blow your house to slag in a moment, those artifacts that can make you fly in the sky, and those artifacts that can make you travel thousands of miles a day. As long as you can meet the conditions, I can get you even the legendary immortal elixir! ”

Anyway, in any era, bragging B will never have to be taxed. How exaggerated Chen Nan is, anyway, as long as it is something that is impossible, Chen Nan will formulate an impossible task. Let these people only see but not touch!

At the beginning, when they heard what Chen Nan said, these local tyrants were already excited and couldn't be more excited, and waited until Chen Nan blew out the legendary immortal elixir. These local tyrants immediately exploded, and saw these people quickly take out all the money from their arms or waists.

"Immortal Chen, I only have so much money on me now, why don't I bring the money over tomorrow, do you think it's okay?" This is an average-level tyrant, and the money on his body is only about a dozen gold ingots, and it is only a thousand dollars.

"Immortal Chen, you wait for a while, I'll go and get the money over now." It seems that the fat old man is a top tyrant! 100,000 yuan said to take it, and he didn't blink his eyes.

Seeing that everyone was so cooperative, Chen Nan was so kind, he saw that he stopped the fat old man who was about to go out, and then heard him say: "Okay, everyone, don't worry. The money thing will be put aside for now, and now I will teach you how to cultivate immortals? How can I meet the requirements to receive an artifact from me? Good no good? ”

"Good!" Hearing Chen Nan say this, the local tyrants were very excited, and shouted enthusiastically. Then he looked at Chen Nan expectantly, his eyes full of anxious waiting

So, Chen Nan walked to those computer desks, pointed to the chairs in front of the computer desks and said to everyone: "Okay, then let's start now!" First of all, please start sitting on this chair according to the number of people, and if you can't sit on the first floor, go to the second floor, and so on! Then I'll give you an hour to look at the books I just handed you out. An hour later, I will officially teach you the Immortal Family Dao Method! ”

After these local tyrants sat at the computer desk and read books, Chen Nan returned to the counter, only to find that Yi Ya, the little girl, didn't know when she would come back. immediately beckoned to Yi Ya, and after Yi Ya stepped forward, Chen Nan quietly attached himself to Yi Ya's ear and said: "Girl, you immediately check the identity and background of these people for me, and then write an IOU in their name that owes me 100,000 yuan, and it must be returned to me tomorrow." Otherwise, you will add one cent of interest for each day that passes! ”

"Brother Chen, you're too ruthless, aren't you? Even if the loan shark is only three cents, you will add one point this day, you are simply grabbing money! ”

Although she didn't agree with Chen Nan's approach, Yi Ya didn't say anything, but after a few words of grievance in her heart for the local tyrants who were still looking at the books, Yi Ya went straight to the top floor! Because on the highest floor, there are half-grown children from the Chen Mansion who have undergone Chen Nan's simple training and are always ready for Chen Nan's call.

There are nearly a thousand local tyrants here, which is a thousand IOUs! Yi Ya could only ask his friends for help

PS: Nearly 3900 words of text, hesitant to split it into two chapters. After thinking about it, I still forgot it and didn't dismantle it.