Seventh Edict: Refutation of rumors of coalition forces and Allied lackeys
At a time when our world empire is growing and victorious on every front, some rumors are causing more and more harm. www.biquge.info The absurd and unreasonable gossip that the dying coalition forces and the allies walked through the various absurd and unreasonable gossip can be spread in the streets and alleys of the world empire, which not only affects the normal operation of the empire, but even causes a certain range of panic and distrust of the inhabitants of the empire in a certain sense. As punishment for the rumor-mongers, 2,700 coalition spies were arrested in Kyiv yesterday, along with 17,000 heinous coalition prisoners of war, for a public trial in World Square (author's note: Independence Square in present-day Kyiv, Ukraine). Under His Majesty's teachings, the convict wept bitterly over his stupidity and voluntarily walked into the army recycling depot to show his rehabilitation.
Today, His Majesty once again makes a very important refutation of some rumors spread by the coalition TASS news agency:
General Gaddafi, the Empire's excellent army commander, did not die on the battlefield in Morocco, in fact, he had been planning the final blow against the coalition and the allies together with His Majesty at the World Throne. Three days ago, the people of Budapest held a massive parade to celebrate the defeat of 300,000 coalition troops in the Second Battle of the Baltia, which is perfect proof that General Gaddafi is still healthy.
The claim that the coalition forces had crushed 500,000 world security forces in the Baltia-Nordic offensive was simply unfounded. His Majesty Yuri had long been aware of the impending offensive of the coalition forces, so he mobilized troops to lure the enemy deeper in Minsk, annihilating 300,000 coalition troops in one fell swoop. As for the so-called "Allied forces flanking the world security forces and joining up with the Allied forces in Sweden", it is also absurd, and the weak combat effectiveness of the Allied forces caused their 400,000 men to be wiped out by His Majesty Yuri's troops in the sea before they landed on the coast of Denmark and Norway.
There is no doubt that the operation to capture Lomanov in Morocco was quite successful. His Majesty succeeded in capturing Lomanov alive in a small town, with the help of a populace loyal to His Majesty's hatred of the tyrant Lomanov, and after educating him to serve His Majesty respectfully, he was released. Although this ungrateful beast did not take His Majesty's teachings to heart, there is no doubt that this move is extremely powerful for the deterrent effect of the coalition forces, and it is also a good move to completely destroy the psychological superiority of the coalition forces.
It is indeed nonsense for the Allies to boast that they had succeeded in destroying the cloning laboratories of the world's security forces in both New Zealand-Australian battles, and to claim that His Majesty had been driven out of Australia by them. His Majesty planted heavy troops near the fake clone laboratory, annihilated nearly 100,000 Allied troops in one fell swoop, and effectively cooperated with the world security forces on the west coast of the United States (note: after the three battles of the San Francisco Chrono Raid, the Seattle nuclear bomb silos, and the San Francisco troop recovery station, the world security forces on the west coast of North America have already been broken into the Pacific Ocean), and put another nail in the coffin lid of the Allied forces.
Finally, Your Majesty sincerely assures you that as long as you unite and continue to work hard, the remnants of the coalition and the Allied forces that have been trying to use their arms as a chariot will soon be completely wiped out by Your Majesty! Your Majesty will use the powerful power of the wilderness to wipe out all the little reptiles that hinder the complete unification of the world in one fell swoop!
Your sincere friend, the faithful servant of His Majesty the Great Yuri, the bravest soldier of the world empire, His Excellency Brandt, former German Chancellor and current Reich Chancellor
February 2, 1987 (Nine Years of the World).