Zhou Yu asked us, "How is it?" Beautiful! That's the plan I came up with, you sell me to a brothel, and then I go to seduce Zhang Bao, and then you ambush me in my house and take it in one fell swoop. The pen %fun %pavilion www.biquge.info is simple and clear, and it saves trouble! After saying that, he flew a glance at one of us.

I silently said, "That's what I actually thought that day!" But... Sun Ce grabbed me and said, "Ahaha, Gong Jin has a good plan, so it's decided." Zhou Yu asked Zhang Liang: "Am I beautiful?" Can it be sold for a good price? “

Zhang Liang stammered and said, "Beautiful, so beautiful, if you go, you will definitely get an Oiran!" Zhou Yu was stunned for a moment and asked, "What is an Oiran?" Zhang Liang said what he had just said.

Zhou Yu said: "Well, you will sell me in that moment, and the day after tomorrow Lao Tzu will take an Oiran, wahahahaha!" Cangyou, you didn't show up just now, you sent me to a brothel to sell, you just wait for the day after tomorrow to watch me perform! “

Cangyou said: "I'm not familiar with this? Zhang Liang sorted out his thoughts and said: "You just take Gongjin in to find the old bustard, ask him how much you see, how much he says, you have to double, if he bargains with you, you turn around and leave, with Gongjin's posture, the old bustard will not be too serious with you!" “

I said, "You've done what you did to force a prostitute?" Zhang Liang smiled bitterly and said, "Aren't you confused, you can't help yourself!" I said, "Well, Gongjin can buy it at a good price, and then we can go and have fun!" “

After Cang You and Gong Jin left, Zhang Liang sighed: "I didn't expect Brother Gong Jin to look so good as a woman, I was almost fascinated by him if he didn't speak!" Gan Ning also nodded approvingly.

I was wronged, and said angrily: "Uncle, he didn't even play it before, but now he is playing it himself." It's getting more and more confusing to figure out the routine of this product! Sun Ce said: "Whatever, it's going on according to the plan anyway!" ”

I nodded and said, "Yes, then wait for the twenty day!" "Whoosh~ The picture turned. We stood at the door of heaven and earth, and Sun Ce sighed: "This Oiran Contest is really big, so many people!" ”

Zhang Liang said: "Yes, this Oiran Contest has become a festival in Pengcheng." I said, "Walk, pay more attention to the surroundings, you want to see your second brother and notify us in time!" Zhang Liang snorted, and the five of us also went in with the flow of people.

In the hall in the backyard, seventy percent of the audience is already seated, and in the middle is a large round platform, and then there is a passage connected to this stage, just like the catwalk of the model. After a while, the old bustard saw that the people were almost coming, and walked to the middle of the stage in a gorgeous dress and said: "I'm really glad to see everyone sitting here again today as scheduled in the field of holding my heaven and earth, and today there are a total of ten beauties competing for the Oiran this time!" According to the old rules, everyone began to bid after each beautie's display, and the highest one was this year's Oiran! After saying that, he turned around and left.

There was a boiling below, and after a while, the old bustard stood in the attic on the second floor and said: "Everyone, be quiet, this Oiran Contest starts now, please invite the first beauty from Xiliang!" With a cheer, a scantily clad beautiful woman walked up.

Gan Ning said: "Damn, this is much better than what I showed us that day!" I laughed and said, "This is the first one, let's take your time!" After the display of scratching his head one after another, the old bustard said on the second floor: "Today's tenth is a beautiful woman from Jiangnan, please!" Then Zhou Yu, dressed in white, walked on stage, with that confident expression, just like Li Ruotong's version of the little dragon girl when she appeared, rejecting people from thousands of miles away as cold as frost, but a smile is as warm as spring! As soon as he appeared, he was greeted with unprecedented cheers, and a few of us laughed down there.

Sun Ce said: "If these people know that the person who made them scream above is a man, I don't know what their expressions are!" Zhou Yu walked to Taichung at this time, took out a soft sword from his cuff, and began to play with the sword there! After the dance of the alcohol persuasion order, all the men were enthusiastic! Zhou Yu smiled at us when he was about to leave the game!

I said, "Don't forget to show us when this time comes!" After Zhou Yu's stunning appearance, the rest were a little overshadowed. After the ten people finished tossing, the old bustard came out again, and after calming down the emotions of the audience for a long time, he said: "Now there are ten beauties invited to appear, and the first one will start to start the price!" Then the people below began to shout all kinds of prices, and the final price after the shouting was one hundred taels of gold!

Then two, three, four, five, and six started in turn, and finally when it came to Zhou Yu, everyone held their breath. The old bustard said, "It's the tenth beauty, please bid!" The first one shouted a hundred taels of gold, and there was an instant sigh on all sides. Zhou Yu also gave the man a wink very appropriately, this little Bichi, if he is really a woman, it is estimated that the Three Kingdoms will be in chaos at least twenty years early!

When people saw Zhou Yu flattering the one who gave the money, the remaining local tyrants began to sit still, and raised the price up, and when it reached two thousand taels of gold, some small tyrants had already been defeated, but there were still three or five people who continued to add there. I asked Zhang Liang, "Have you seen your brother?" Zhang Liang also said suspiciously: "No, I'm also looking for it, but he didn't come?" ”

When it was added to three thousand five hundred taels, there was no one left, and just when this local tyrant thought he had won, a thunderous voice came from afar: "Five thousand taels!" The audience was in an uproar again, and when everyone looked back to see who was fighting so hard for a woman, Zhang Liang said: "Alas, it's really him!" I asked, "Who?" ”

Zhang Liang covered his head: "My second brother!" Actually spent 5,000 taels for a woman, or gold! I have to let the eldest brother know this, and I don't have to scold him to death! "At this time, I saw a person walking to the front, this person was seven points similar to Zhang Liang, but three points more bookish than Zhang Liang, white satin clothes on the upper body, blue satin pants on the lower body, all the hair tied up at the back of the head, a ribbon floating behind him, and a folding fan in his hand shook three times!

Many people shut up when they saw that he was the one, and those who knew him said flatteringly: "The second master is here!" This Zhang Bao also nodded and passed over with the person who greeted him slightly, Zhang Bao walked directly to Taichung and said: "Is there any high, without this beauty is mine!" ”

Zhou Yu gave us a look in this direction and asked, Zhang Liang nodded with him, Zhou Yu understood, and smiled and went to Zhang Bao, Zhang Bao saw that this girl was quite active, and he was very happy. The old bustard asked again: "Is there anything higher than the second master?" If not, it's decided! ”

After more than ten seconds, no one spoke, and the old bustard walked up to Zhou Yu and Zhang Bao and said, "Today, this Jin'er girl is our Oiran this year, and congratulations to Second Master Zhang for winning the Oiran!" "We almost threw up when we heard Jin'er. Everyone applauded for a long time, and then they saw that there was nothing fun, so they all dispersed and went to find their own!

Zhou Yu gave us a look and was taken away by Zhang Bao! Cang You said: "Come with me, I know which room he is, and then we quickly ran to Zhou Yu's room to ambush him, I hid in the bathtub, just leaning over there, I asked Zhang Liang to hide behind the bed, and after a while, he came out to fool his brother, Sun Ce and Gan Ning each found a screen to hide."

After a while, Zhou Yu led Zhang Bao in, and several people behind him also wanted to come in and were kicked out by Zhang Bao one by one, Zhang Bao said: "Protect a fart, just the two of us in the house, you just stand at the door!" Then he turned his head and smiled and said, "Little lady, please." Zhou Yu smiled and entered the room, and then Zhou Yu sat at the table and took two cups and poured a glass for Zhang Bao, and said softly: "Official, please." Zhang Bao took the wine and drank it all, threw the wine glass, and said lewdly: "Let's start!" “

After that, he pounced forward, Zhou Yu pretended to be frightened to the end, and brought down a wine glass, as soon as the wine glass fell, the ticket at the door rushed in, Zhang Bao saw them rush out, and said angrily: "Who let you in, I won't call you, you are not allowed to come in, do you hear!" ”

Then he turned his head and said pityingly: "Is the beauty okay, is it okay?" Helping Zhou Yu up and sitting down, Zhou Yu said: "These people are too scary just now, they will rush in for a while, and they will be happy to play for a while, and they will rush in again, wouldn't it be a waste of the officials!" “

Zhang Bao thought for a while and said, "Yes, these people are so annoying, I'll blow them away!" Then he went to the door and said, "Go downstairs and keep guard at the door, and then get close to me and I will go back and skin you alive!" “

When he came back to see Zhou Yu sitting on the bed after he finished playing with his entourage, Zhang Bao excitedly began to undress, and when he was about to rush up, Zhou Yu kicked him out, and then said: "Uncle only sells his art, not his body!" Xiao Liangzi, I'll leave it to you! After speaking, he began to remove his makeup and change clothes, Zhang Bao watched Zhou Yu remove his makeup with a frightened face, and he was completely demented.

At this time, Zhang Liang came out from behind the bed and said, "Second brother, it's me." Zhang Bao was surprised: "Little third son, why did you appear here?" At this time, Gan Ning and Sun Ce also came out, and Sun Ce said: "What nonsense is talking to him now, let's talk about it after taking the antidote!" “

I also came out of the tub and said, "Well, it's nonsense to talk about it now, hold it down, pour the medicine!" "Gan Ning Sun Ce held down Zhang Bao left and right, I held down my head and opened my mouth, Zhang Liang put the medicine that Ge Xuan gave him directly into it! Zhang Bao struggled to take the medicine and fainted after watching Zhou Yu change his clothes! I guess most of it was because I couldn't stand Zhou Yu fainting because he was a man.

After a few of us sat there and talked for more than an hour, Zhang Bao slowly woke up and shouted, "I spent 5,000 taels to buy a man back!" Ahhh After he said this, we almost died of laughter!

I smiled and said, "At least you've got your eyes full, right?" Zhang Bao said angrily: "There is an egg for feasting your eyes!" Then he shook his head and said, "Little Sanzi, what's the situation?" Zhang Liang told Zhang Bao how someone drugged them and how we saved him, and how did we say this Zhang Bao in one breath, and after listening, Zhang Bao bowed to us and said, "Thank you for saving my third brother!" After listening to him, I think the relationship between these three brothers is really good!

Then he continued: "Thank you all for coming to me, it seems that we have indeed harmed a lot of people." I said, "Second brother, you don't have to blame yourself so much, in the final analysis, you still have to find out the person who gave you the medicine!" Who is closest to you and is suspicious? “

Zhang Bao thought for a while and said: "My mind is also a mess now, let me think about it, I am surrounded by brothers who have been with me for many years, you know the third son!" Zhang Liang nodded and said, "Indeed, most of my brother's people are from the same village, and there is nothing halfway through!" ”

I asked, "None of them?" Zhang Liang and Zhang Bao glanced at each other, and Zhang Bao said, "No! I asked, "Do you drink a lot of tea?" Zhang Liang said: "Drink it every day, my eldest brother sent it over!" He said that this is the best tea, let me drink some every day, it is good for my physical and mental health! “

I said, "Come on, he has no one, it was directly deployed by your eldest brother!" Zhang Liang said, "Well, yes." Every time I make tea, it is served by that Ma Min. It's good for you to take the initiative to drill into the sleeve yourself! ”

I said, "I can't complain that he is called the second brother, two!" Zhang Bao said unhappily: "How did I think that the eldest brother would harm us, isn't this eldest brother also blinded!" Zhou Yu said: "You guys are not finished, let's leave when we are done, isn't your eldest brother still saved, it's really troublesome!" ”

Zhang Bao said: "Then what about my troops?" I said, "Just like Zhang Liang's, disbanded on the spot!" Zhang Bao glared and said, "Huh? So sloppy? I raised my eyebrows and said, "You mean you want to build a mountain of your own or something?" ”

Zhang Bao waved his hand and said, "That's not it, it's just that those brothers have followed me for so many years, and they are reluctant!" I said, "Then you can let them go back to the village and wait for you, what else can you do?" Zhou Yu said: "Disperse, if you burn and loot again, you don't need to disperse, and then you will be wiped out by the Han army!" Can't you see your current situation, it's already the end of the crossbow! “

Zhang Bao said helplessly: "It's only like this, then I'll tell them when I go back, where will I find you when I'm done?" After Zhang Liang told him the address, we walked back to the inn and waited for him.

After going back, I waited for Zhang Bao to come back in the afternoon, and I asked, "Why have you been tossing for so long?" Zhang Bao said helplessly: "Alas, so many brothers go, I have to send them one by one, although they are thieves who intercept and loot against the court in your eyes, but in my eyes they are brothers who were born and died with me, and they are really a little reluctant!" Zhang Liang patted his brother's shoulder in agreement!

Zhou Yu raised his eyes and looked at Zhang Bao and said, "A bunch of rabble scattered gangs are still doing such blood!" Zhang Bao stood up and roared, "You try it again?" I gave Sun Ce a look, Sun Ce immediately understood, and quickly took Zhou Yu out, I hurriedly went up and held Zhang Bao down, and said: "You said that you are such a big general, why should you be like a madman, right, he is now a psychopath, you have to understand." Look at that thing, he used to be a wicked person who killed people without blinking," I pointed at Gan Ning.

continued: "Now Zhou Yu scolds him like his grandson, and he still doesn't care about him. Whatever he says in the future, you can just fart! Gan Ning said silently: "How evil am I in your eyes?" still kills people without blinking, Lao Tzu only robs money, never hurts people! “

Cang You patted Gan Ning and said, "Isn't this to relieve Zhang Bao's emotions, bear with it!" Zhang Bao said helplessly: "I know, I know, but who wants to listen to this." No matter how wrong they are, they are also desperate! ”

I said, "Yes, yes, yes!" How can there be bad people in this era, it's just that each has its own masters, each has its own ideals, the concept is different, and the way of understanding is also different, don't be angry, let's eat! Zhang Bao nodded and said: "What you said is right, the concept is different, we were originally to save the public and water and fire!" Let's go, let's eat! “

I smiled at Zhang Bao and said, "That's right, listen to people's persuasion and eat well!" Haha, let's go! Zhang Liang gave me a thumbs up, and I waved my hand and said, "Little meaning~" Gan Ning said faintly beside him: "In the future, can you educate people not to use me as a negative teaching material?" “

I coughed and smiled at him and said, "Is there a good bird in our group?" It's all the same. Ha ha! Gan Ning shook her head helplessly, and was hugged by me and went downstairs to eat.

When I went downstairs and saw someone arguing there, I smiled and said, "This restaurant is the same as the vegetable market, and there is a lively scene every day!" When he walked to the edge of the crowd, he saw that the man who was pulling the frame in the middle was familiar, and when he turned around, it turned out to be the man who had a fight with Zhou Yu last time. I went up and said hello to him and said, "You're so nosy?" Ha ha! The man also smiled when he saw us: "How do you say this, if the road is uneven, you have to fill it in!" “

I said suspiciously: "Isn't it that the road is uneven and draws a sword to help?" The man smiled and said, "If you say that, won't it be more and more chaotic?" I thought about it and said, "Then you fill it slowly, and we'll have dinner over there." The man nodded and smiled, and then continued to grasp the two of them one by one, reasoning there.

Our group walked to the place where Zhou Yu and Sun Ce were sitting, and Zhou Yu said, "If you don't come down again, Lao Tzu will be ready to eat!" I jokingly said, "Yo~ You're really polite!" Zhou Yu said proudly: "That's a must, how can I be so handsome, how can I be rude!" “

I almost sprayed him with a sip of tea, Gan Ning said: "You're not handsome, are you showing, see me, this is called handsome!" Zhou Yu was unhappy when he heard this, and said loudly: "You dare to say that your name is handsome, can you be considered a burnt bun at most, forget it, I am such a handsome person and I don't care about you, I want to eat!" “

Sun Ce pulled Laganning and said, "Hehe, today's elbow is very good, you can taste it!" Gan Ning glared at Zhou Yu and then picked up his big elbow and began to gnaw. I said, "Hey, that's the start of bandit habits?" Eating alone? Brothers, come on, you can't eat if your hands are slow! After saying that, everyone began to greet each other, and after a while, they ate the dishes on the table.

Zhang Bao said disgustedly: "How can these people eat like starving ghosts reincarnated, Zhang Liang, why are you like this?" Didn't I teach you how to eat? Zhang Liang muttered with a mouth full of oil: "Second brother, if you want to pretend to be Sven again, then you can only go hungry!" Zhang Bao shook his head and continued to eat there slowly, I took the time to look at Zhang Bao and said to them with a smile: "Who do you look like Zhang Bao when eating!" “

After everyone looked at Zhang Bao, they all looked at Zhou Yu and laughed. was smiling happily, and a hearty voice came from behind him and said, "Brothers, eating that, it's really fun to watch!" “

As soon as everyone turned around and saw that it was the living Lei Feng coming, I stood up and said, "Come, sit down and eat together without eating, can you drink something?" I raised a bowl of wine, but the man didn't care, picked up the wine in my hand and drank it all, wiped his mouth and said, "I'm really thirsty just for those two stinky boys!" We laughed and beckoned him to sit down to eat and drink together, and he sat down happily!

I picked up a bowl of wine and asked, "What do you call big brother?" The man also picked up a bowl of wine and touched it and said: "My name is Lu Su, the word is respectful, a native of Linhuai County, it is fate to meet everyone here today, I will do it first!" Lu Su dried up the wine in one gulp, and everyone applauded.

I thought to myself, damn it, he's a big man again, the leader of the third-generation State Military Commission of Soochow! In this kind of place, you can meet a few generals when you look up, a large governor when you look down, and you can accidentally run into a few military sacrificial wines or something on the road! What an era of flying talents!

When I was in a daze, Lu Su asked me, "What is this brother's name?" After I reflected, I laughed and said: "In Xia Tong Qiang, the word Zhongyou, a person from Jizhou, is in charge of Cao Cao in Jinan County, next to me is my brother Cangyou, the word is empty, it was originally the Yellow Turban Army, and now it is subordinate to me." Next to the pirate is the local general Zhang Bao and the human general Zhang Liang, the two next to them are Sun Ce, the eldest prince of Changsha County, Sun Bofu and his little Zhou Yu, Zhou Gongjin! ”

After I finished introducing it in one go, Lu Su was stunned, and he didn't feel the wine in his hand and his pants. After a while, Lu Su came back to his senses and said: "Your combination is really earth-shattering, there are officials, bandits and thieves!" How the hell do you get along? I wonder what you're doing together. ”

Everyone at the table was laughing, and Sun Ce joked, "We are gathered together for world peace!" “