Chapter Twenty-Six: The Four of them first set foot at the gate of the Qinglou
We followed and went upstairs, and when we entered the house, we had a look, hey, the decoration was really good, what did you want, it was much better than the one that saved Lao Liu last time. All the furniture www.biquge.info the pen "Fun" Pavilion is mahogany. Looking high-end, I put my bag on the table, and then put myself still on the bed, this bed is so soft and comfortable! took out a cigarette pouch and was about to light a bag of cigarettes to smoke, Cang You rushed in and said, "Zhong You, come out quickly, Zhou Yu is fighting with others!" ”
I bounced up as soon as I went, and as I walked, I said, "Why is this thing so troublesome?" "When I went out, I saw that they had pulled Zhou Yu and the object similar to Gongzi's brother apart, I went over and asked Zhang Liang who was standing behind what was going on, Zhang Liang said: "Zhou Yu asked Xiao Er to give him water to bathe, but it was a little late, Zhou Yu asked him why he was so slow, Xiao Er said casually that the uncle was going to come first, and then Zhou Yu became angry and ran to quarrel with that person!" ”
I covered my face and said, "What a big, I thought something was wrong, I was so scared that I spilled a tobacco leaf on my crotch." At this time, I heard Zhou Yu say: "Hey, grandson, who do you think you are, Lao Tzu said that Lao Tzu washed first, Lao Tzu had to wash first, and he dared to rob Lao Tzu!" Believe it or not, I'll kill your whole family? After speaking, he also put on a posture of taking down his chin to look at people.
That's not a good stubble, either. Pointing at Zhou Yu and said: "Where did the mad dog come from, biting people everywhere, do you know who I am, dare to argue with me here, say it and scare you to death!" Zhou Yu suddenly smiled: "Come, let's listen, I'm here to see if I can scare me to death!" ”
The man also used the same posture as Zhou Yu and said: "Lao Tzu is the big housekeeper of Xuzhou Mu Taoqian!" I laughed directly: "Why should I return the crockpot?" After saying this, I unconsciously felt very relieved, and I don't know why. As soon as I finished speaking, everyone present laughed, and Zhou Yu also laughed and said, "Brother Zhongyou, what you said is very reasonable, ceramics? Lao Tzu specializes in smashing ceramics! "After saying that, I have to rush up.
Because the corridor is relatively narrow, Sun Ce pulled him alone behind Zhou Yu, Sun Ce didn't expect Zhou Yu to rush out, but he was about to punch on the ceramics, and was stopped by a burly man, this man said: "Is there something to discuss, why bother to do it, and this is an inn, what if it affects everyone's rest?" “
After saying that, as soon as I gave my hand to Zhou Yu, I patted Sun Ce and went up to grab Zhou Yu and said to the big man: "I'm really sorry, thank you hero." “
I asked Gan Ning and Sun Ce to pull Zhou Yu back first, and Zhou Yu shouted like a shrew as he walked: "Hey, grandson, don't run, Lao Tzu will kill you when he comes out after taking a bath!" I smiled and walked to the ceramic and said, "I'm sorry, he has a bit of a problem with his brain, so it didn't hurt you!" “
The ceramic saw me talking softly and said on the donkey: "Hmph, if you know that there is a problem, take care of it, don't let it out and bite people blindly, today's good mood will ruin you, go!" I laughed and said, "You're right, I'm sorry, you go slowly!" “
Why would I talk softly to him, in fact, I also hate this kind of person who looks down on people, but I don't want to make anything happen now, because we are here to find Zhang Liang and his second brother, if this is to be overly concerned, it will have some impact on our actions, and the other party is still Xuzhou Mu Taoqian's subordinates, working with others in other people's territory, isn't this death!
Only then did I turn back to the burly man and clench my fists and say, "Thank you hero for holding my friend just now!" The man smiled heartily and said: "Small things, big things turn into small things, small things turn into small things, it's good!" "I just took a look again, this man is about 1.8 meters, burly, but his skin is very white, he has a goatee, a big country face, at first glance, he is a loyal and honest person, and the clothes he wears look better, and he should also be a rich person.
I arched my hand and said, "Then I'll go back and thank the hero again!" The man clenched his fists and laughed a few times, turned his head and left! When I went back, I saw that they were all sitting there, and I asked, "What about the master?" “
Gan Ning said, "I went to take a bath." Alas, I'm really convinced, I wasn't as domineering as him when I was a pirate! Sun Ce laughed and said, "He is a patient now, be considerate!" I said, "Let's all go back and rest, it's been more than half a month, and I haven't rested well, so let's talk about it tomorrow!" Let's take turns looking at this goods, doesn't he still want to go to heaven and earth at night! “
Sun Ce said: "Yes, what should I do, I really hope he can sleep until tomorrow!" I suddenly remembered that Ge Xuan had given me a bottle of the pill he practiced before, and I took it out and said, "Let him sleep!" They all nodded in agreement, and I put the medicine in the wine.
After Zhou Yu came out after washing, we said, the meal is here, let's eat first, and after eating, we will go to the kiln. Zhou Yu laughed and said, "It's really the way, it's decided." Then he picked up the glass in front of him and drank it all. After a while, I said that this wine is really strong! Then I was fascinated by us! We all went back to the house to take a shower and rest after he was still in bed!
I didn't wake up until noon the next day, and when I woke up, I got dressed and lit a bag of cigarettes and went out for a walk, and walked to the door of Zhou Yu and found that Zhou Yu's door was open, I was startled, and quickly ran over to see Sun Ce sitting inside, and Zhou Yu was still asleep there.
As soon as Sun Ce saw me coming in, he said, "It's just right, take the antidote to wake up, and if you sleep again, you will die!" I took out another small white bottle and shook it in front of his nose and put it away, and after a while, Zhou Yu woke up and asked in a daze, "What time is it?" ”
I said, "It's the next day, you can really drink, you will be unconscious after drinking, and you said that you will go to heaven and earth at night, why don't you wake up, we will all go to sleep!" Zhou Yu shook his head and said, "That's it, then let's go tonight!" ”
Sun Ce said, "Do you remember what we're here for?" Zhou Yu glanced at Sun Ce with disdain, pointed to his head and said, "Can your thing compare with mine?" Of course, I went to the brothel to check on his second brother, do you think I really want to prostitute them? Lao Tzu has a lower limit, okay! The two of us were speechless for a moment, it turns out that this thing still remembers, wasting a precious elixir of mine in vain!
I said, "Then why didn't you say it earlier?" Zhou Yu laughed and said: "Seeing that you are all waiting for me to drink, I just want to drink some first, but I didn't expect to drink high, I must have been too tired recently, I won't drink today, go directly!" Walking! “
I said, "Then you can be sure that his second brother is in heaven and earth?" Zhou Yu said: "If you don't say that you are a pig's brain, you won't ask Zhang Liang, can he not know where his brother went?" Besides, how can his second brother also be the second leader of the Yellow Turban Army, can he go to a small place? Even if you want to show off, you have to go to a big place! “
I said, "Okay, I'm cheap, I'm cheap!" I pretended to smoke my mouth, and Sun Ce said to Zhou Yu with a haha: "That, Gongjin, you wash up first, we will wait for you in the hall!" Then he pulled me out and came out.
Sun Ce also comforted me and said, "Don't be angry, don't be angry!" I said, "I'm not angry, I just think I'm cheap, I have to go up and get scolded!" Sun Ce replied with a smile: "Patient, patient!" "I smiled and said, 'Since Zhou Yu became like this, haven't you noticed that your temper is much better?'" Sun Ce pretended to be very chic and leaned on the railing and smiled: "People always have to go through something, and the more they experience, the more they will naturally become mature!" ”
I gave him a blank look and said, "You really have the style I had back then!" Sun Ce smiled and said, "Hahaha, let's eat, they've been eating down for a long time!" ”
I was surprised: "Damn, why didn't you say it earlier, the good things must be gone!" Sun Ce laughed and said, "I'll let them give you another one by one!" I smiled and said, "Little ghost, it's really good!" ”
The two of us walked down the stairs, and Cangyou sat there and beckoned to us, "This way! What are you two tossing? How did it come out! I said helplessly: "I went to find a scolding!" "Gan Ning and Zhang Liang laughed when they heard this, and Gan Ning said: 'You all know that he is like that, why do you care about him?' Didn't you realize that I don't dare to mess with that master now if I don't have anything to do! “
I nodded and said, "Yes, I have to learn from you too, that master is a powder keg now, just a little!" At this time, Zhou Yu also came down, and said as he walked: "Grandchildren, don't notify you for dinner!" “
We stood up together and shouted, "Welcome to the seat!" Zhou Yu smiled proudly: "That's right." We have to use this humble attitude towards the wise, and the children can be taught! “
We didn't pay attention to him, sat down and started eating, it turned out to be just a few of us, Zhou Yu is a quiet harbor without wind and rain, but now his rainstorm is much more violent than ours, and the goods now every time they eat, they all fall in front of themselves first, and they are tired of eating and then change. Then I feel like I won't live after eating this meal. However, we are all used to it, but I heard the person next to him whisper and underestimate: 'This master is so good to his subordinates, he actually let them eat at the same table, but the food is too ugly!' ”
When we heard this, we all looked at each other and smiled bitterly, no problem, now we can only follow this master, and when he gets angry, we won't do anything! After eating, Zhou Yu sat there, stepped on the stool with one foot, leaned on his knees and picked his teeth there, and said while picking his teeth: "Do this, go out for a stroll in the afternoon, see the situation in the city, and by the way, find out how many doors and layouts there are in the front and back yards of the brothel, and save yourself from going to the kiln at night to catch the blind!" ”
The person next to him listened for a long time and said: "What a cow, go to a kiln and bring a array, which uncle is this!" Zhou Yu noticed that the people next to him were also listening, and a few of us looked at him with blank expressions, Zhou Yu laughed and said, "It's decided, I'm going back to the room to take a bath, you guys get out!" ”
A few of us nodded at Zhou Yu, walked out silently, and when I arrived at the door, I looked at Tian Youyou and said, "I'm so used to it, why are I still so angry?" Gan Ning also looked at the place I was looking at and said, "Yes, Uncle Ben has not suffered such humiliation!" ”
Sun Ce put his arms around the two of us one by one, and said with a hippie smile: "Me too, don't worry about it, let's go!" I asked, "Hit, do you know where to go?" Zhang Liang said: "I've been here a few times, I'll take you there, I have a general understanding of the layout there, come, talk while walking!" “
So we followed Zhang Liang and began to walk to heaven and earth, Zhang Liang said: "Because I am relatively close to the second brother, I have some contacts with him, and occasionally the eldest brother also comes." The second brother in order to show off, every time the wind is in heaven and earth, the front door of the house is a hall after entering, on both sides of the corridor and the second-floor living room, this is to greet the general guests, from the corridor next to the front hall to the back garden, that is generally a place where rich people are, there is a three-story building, each room is extremely luxurious, and that every month twenty is to hold an Oiran competition, so that the rich people can compete, the highest money can have an Oiran! By the way, the day after tomorrow will be twenty, and my second brother will definitely come! He's going to come to every Oiran contest! “
I said, "Let's go around first, Zhang Daguan, lead the way!" "Except for Zhang Liang, it was the first time for us to come to this kind of place, and everyone had an excited expression on their faces! Zhang Liang whispered: "Can you pretend to be a regular customer?" Otherwise, the old bustard will know that he is going to kill you at a glance! “
We all coughed in embarrassment, and then tidied up, all holding our chests up, tilting our chins, and looking like Zhou Yu's usual style. After entering, Zhang Liang whispered in the back: "Brother Zhongyou, call the old bustard in a very disdainful tone!" “
I coughed and said loudly, "What about the old bustard?" Why the hell have you come here and don't have a gasping reception? It seems that I don't want the money in my uncle's pocket! As soon as I finished speaking, a middle-aged woman dressed extremely gracefully and luxuriously walked over, and said with a smile on her face: "A few masters, how do you say this, is the old slave not well entertained, come on, come on, please, how many girls do you like?" “
I said, "Find me a bigger room and get a few for me to pick and choose!" "I don't know how to go to the kiln, so I follow the way of looking for a young lady in the old chicken, get a private room and stand in a row to pick one by one!
When the old bustard heard this, he led us directly to the big room in the back, and it seems that the old bustard thought we were rich people! As soon as we entered the room, we were really stunned that we had never seen the market, which one was called Jinluo and which one was called silk, and even the shelves were all kinds of finely carved jade, there was no table in this room, it was all beds, just like a Chase bunk, and the rest of the decorations were placed on the bed frame.
The old bustard said, "A few masters, I'll go find you a girl!" After finishing speaking, he left, Sun Ce stood on the bed and said, "It's really interesting that there is such a room!" I said, "As a rich second-generation official, you haven't even visited a kiln?" ”
Sun Ce said: "You are really joking, I want to let my father know that I am visiting the kiln now, he can pull out all my tendons!" "I thought about it, too, who wants this kid in his twenties to stay in this place endlessly every day! I asked Gan Ning again, and Gan Ning said, "My father-in-law said that there is a knife on the head of the word color, so I won't be easily contaminated!" ”
I said, "You two are so tall that you don't want to come in with the two of us, right, Xiaoliangzi!" Zhang Liang said: "Actually, I don't like this kind of place either, it's not because I want to see my brother, I don't want to come!" I glared, "Hey! That means I have to drag you around the kiln, get out, get out now, Lao Tzu will appreciate it alone! ”
Gan Ning and Sun Ce rolled on the bed with hippie smiles, and they didn't want to go out at all, but Zhang Liang heard me say this happily: "Then I'll wait for you at the door!" "After that, I walked out! Then Gan Ning and Sun Ce saw that the only one who had ever visited the kiln went out, and they were immediately at a loss and asked me what to do!
I said, "I don't know, let's do it!" At this time, the old bustard was the first to walk in with a smile and said, "Masters, are these people to your liking?" "When I saw the faces that came in, the powder was almost flattened, and then all kinds of rouge were applied to the white base, and it was scary to look at! It's like drawing a person's face on a dough cake.
I angrily pointed to a dough and said, "Look at that, it's all scum." Why don't you just wear a mask, and apply such a thick layer of powder, I know what she looks like? The old bustard saw that I was a little angry, and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if this master is not satisfied, I will find it for you again, wait a minute!" ”
Sun Ce said in frustration: "As soon as that group of people came in, I instantly lost confidence in the brothel or something!" Gan Ning lay there and said that he was too! I called Zhang Liangjin and said, "That's it? Your brother's aesthetic is not good! ”
Zhang Liang said with a smile: "I can't complain that you are here for the first time, the old bustard generally comes up to find the most ugly one for you to see first, and then get a little bit of it, if you are not satisfied, you will be on it, so that there is a comparison to let the guests know which is good-looking and which is not good-looking!" Got it? ”
Sure enough, as Zhang Liang said, the armor on the faces of the second batch was much thinner than the first one, and the shape was also much better-looking, but Sun Ce and Uncle Gan Ning still shook their heads! The old bustard had no choice but to continue to change girls.
I turned my head and said to Sun Ce, "Take your hand!" Sun Ce said, "What are you doing! I said, "Do you think I'm here for nothing, I'm also an apprentice of the famous Fangshu Zuo Immortal, okay, I'll show you the marriage!" ”
Sun Ce was happy when he heard this, and handed his hand over! I looked at it for a while and said, "Your future insiders will be like a sinking fish and a goose!" And one of a pair of sisters! Sun Ce was surprised: "me? Sisters are all counted out? Really? Don't fool me! ”
I said, "Not only did I calculate yours, but I also figured out that Gong Jin's inner person is another of the two sisters, and she also has the appearance of a closed moon and a shy flower!" Gan Ning came up and said, "Give me the math too!" I said, "Your daughter-in-law is nothing special, but you are special!" “
I took his hand and looked at it and said, "You have the talent of a general, but someone has to make good use of it, and it will be famous for eternity!" After I finished speaking, Sun Ce said, "Is it so amazing?" What about him as a general? He wants to be a general, and I can unify the whole country! “
Gan Ning was unconvinced and said: "You are so good, but what about the wife of the fish and the goose?" It's a sinking fish, and it's a particularly sinking fish! Sun Ce smiled and scolded towards Gan Ning and turned his head over! I smiled mysteriously and said, "If you believe it, you will have it, and if you don't believe it, you will not have it!" That's all, the secret of heaven must not be revealed! “
Sun Ce said: "Haha, then I'll wait for the beauty you said!" I don't look at it either, I'm out! Then Gan Ning and I were left to look at each other, and Gan Ning said, "That, why don't we both go too?" Pretty embarrassing? I nodded in agreement.
After the three of us came out, Zhang Liang asked, "Why don't you watch it?" I said with a disgusted face: "I'm here to spy on the military, not to find the girl, really!" After saying that, he walked out without looking back, Gan Ning and Sun Ce also came out, Zhang Liang smiled and followed us out!
After coming out and returning to the hotel, Zhou Yu hadn't finished taking a shower, and after we sat in his room for a long time, he walked out naked, and the five of us were shocked, Sun Ce said: "Can you put it on, although it is not an outsider, but this looks unsightly!" “
Zhou Yu glanced at Sun Ce and said, "You are just jealous that my figure is better than yours, look at my fair skin." And then he posed for that moment, and the stuff in his crotch was dangling there. Several of us were there with our heads bowed and drinking tea, and no one looked at him.
After a while, Zhou Yu chattered: "A group of people who don't know how to appreciate." I said, "You're not a woman, so I'm okay to see what you're doing." "I regretted it after saying that, I was scared into a cold sweat! They all looked at me with horror!
After listening to this, Zhou Yu thought about it and rushed back to the bathroom directly! Several people were there and said, "Look at it, it's ruined again, this is going to get dressed and ready to fight!" When you come out, you must hold on! I also fanned myself all the time: "Why is this mouth so fast, the old blind takes the stubble!" ”
After half an hour, Zhou Yu still didn't come out, and then Sun Ce asked, "What's the matter?" Still not out yet? I'll go in and take a look! I grabbed him: "Ambush here, don't go in, danger!" ”
Just as we were talking, a stunning beauty lifted the curtain and came out of it! Surprise all five of us! Zhang Liang said: "My mother, Zhou Yu still hides a big girl in the house!" ”
Then the beautiful woman slowly walked up to Zhang Liang and whispered, "Your uncle's is Lao Tzu!" Zhang Liang suddenly shuddered and took a few steps back! At this time, we found out that it was Zhou Yu's goods!