Chapter 5, the four famous catches

Kuai Fei didn't feel that he had suffered a miserable defeat this time. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

He was getting more and more motivated.

If we use a football match as an example, it was only a defeat just now, not a complete defeat. Obviously, this kind of brick moving project only needs to be repeated three or five times, and it will definitely be a great success.

You know, our Phineas are still virgins until now. What? Are you worried that Wu Dalang's married body is a bit unreliable? But that doesn't stop us from having a genuine virgin-male-of-heart.

As a virgin-male, he tried voyeurism for the first time in his life, and he was about to get it......

A meaningful first win in life is in the next few days! After all, it's the first time in life to "win"! In particular, this target character object is still an uncensored live-action version. In particular, she is also the historical prototype of Pan Jinlian, according to the popular definition method in the game industry of the island country, that is the real Pan Jinlian. If this is left in the 21st century, how can she be a well-known actress all over the world, right?

I feel that my family is really Pan Jinlian, and it is not much different from Sister Ziyi's status in the rivers and lakes. is about to see Ziyi's sister's live photo show with your own eyes, what kind of concept is that! Oh buy Kad! It's exciting to think about it, how could he have any frustration!

Ambitious, I can't help but have a little arrogant atmosphere, and unconsciously, quietly exudes it.

happily returned to the rocking chair and lay down again, waving his big hand vigorously, like a solemn and majestic national leader, quite a bit of a heroic style of scolding Fang Xuan.

"System-kun, what crisis did you mention just now? Speak up and listen to it! ā€

"Inner ......," the little secretary's tone sounded a little hesitant, and Ai Ai said, "Before I tell you the worst bad news, let me provide some good news for the host." ā€

"Okay!" Kuai Fei waved his hand again nonchalantly, these are trivial matters, and it doesn't matter which comes first.

"The first piece of good news is that the host urgently needs the super mustard, which is readily available in the system kitchen......"

Kuai Fei's eyes immediately widened, "Are you really trying to play me to death?" If there is, why didn't you take it out earlier? In vain, I have been thinking about it for so long a time, and I once thought of brushing up the prestige of Kaifeng Mansion, and even Ximen Qing's house, I plan to communicate harmoniously with him, and want to use his status to go out and buy raw materials for me. ā€

I don't know if the little secretary is a little blushing, and there is obviously some shyness and lack of confidence in her voice, she whispered in a small volume as low as a mosquito's chirp: "Please don't be impulsive." Let me elaborate on the situation we are facing. ā€

"Okay! You said! ā€

"Our Chinese Kitchen God V1.08 system was originally preset with modern kitchen equipment for each host, and it also has the ability to supply all the ingredients and condiments needed for each host in unlimited quantities for life, but it is ......"

Each host? Kuai Fei's brows couldn't help but furrow.

It seems that this is really an online game that travels through time and space, and it is not just a single player.

But this time he held back and didn't interrupt the important report made by the little secretary.

"But what?" It's not an interruption, it's a compliment, it's a booster in conversation.

"However, the background of the main arena of the Chinese Chef God Contest is set in the Republic of China era, so all the kitchen equipment I brought in my personal space is made of all-steel from the early 20th century. I don't know what happened to the relevant departments of the Time and Space Administration that cooperated with our Chinese Chef God Alliance, and mistakenly sent us to the Great Song Dynasty more than 800 years ago. ā€

As the little secretary spoke, his emotions became excited, and there was a slight sobbing sound in his voice. It seems that she is a staff member sent by the so-called Chinese Kitchen God Alliance, and the alliance seems to be really innocent in this matter. It's all the Temporal Authority? The little girl was so aggrieved that she was about to cry?

"From the 21st century to the Republic of China, the time span is more than 80 years. From the 21st century to the Great Song Dynasty, it was more than 800 years, and I now have reason to suspect that the operators of the Time and Space Administration accidentally pressed an extra zero before pressing the launch button. ā€

When Kuai Fei heard this, he had mixed feelings in his heart, and he was funny and very depressed, and he laughed for a while.

Tell the truth! The joke provided by the little secretary is really funny.

However, Kuai Fei himself is the biggest victim of this accident, in this situation, although there is a real Pan Jinlian by his side, the shadow is enough to soothe the mental damage he has suffered, but in the face of such a cold joke, I feel that I can't laugh at all.

"Are you serious?" Kuai Fei still felt that it was impossible for the dignified Space-Time Authority to make such a low-end ridiculous mistake, and felt that it was necessary to make another confirmation, "You're really not kidding me?" ā€

The little secretary's faint crying voice became more obvious at this time, "Woo woo, I'm not sure about this kind of thing." If the other party's lawyer hears what I just said, he may sue me for defamation. Anyway, now I have a complete set of all-steel German-made kitchen equipment in my space, Baihe light soy sauce, Thai fish sauce, super mustard, Qixing Chaotian pepper or something, everything is available, but I don't dare to take it out for you to use. I'm worried that this will attract the attention of the local police station of the Great Song Empire! ā€

"Don't be funny, this is Da Song, how can there be any police station."

"Although there is no modern police station, there is a Bao Qingtian in Kaifeng, and there is an exhibition guard by Bao Qingtian's side!"

"Bao Zheng has died a long time ago, and now he is the three rookie masters of Gao Yu, Cai Jing, and Tong Guan."

"Cai Jing's era?" The little secretary's historical knowledge is obviously obtained from Kugou Kuai or the tutoring in the seven rooms, which is full of chaotic elements of Yu Ma's drama, "Cai Jing's era is even more troublesome!" In the days when Cai Jing was in power, I heard that there were four famous people in Kaifeng City! And Ji Wuhua! Those few are much better than the Guardian Ox! ā€

Kuai Fei restrained the urge to vomit blood, waved Wu Dalang's fan-like hands again, and scolded categorically, "Stop! Hurry up and stop me! Don't talk about these useless things. Let's talk about it, in addition to Baihe light soy sauce, Thai fish sauce, super mustard sauce, and Qixing Chaotian pepper, what other condiments are there? If you don't dare to take out the all-steel kitchenware made in Germany to show off, these condiments can always come in handy when they are dismantled and packed in white porcelain bottles made in Da Song. ā€

I thought to myself, with these powerful condiments from the future, it should be enough for me to mix.

Although these shady ingredients and accessories can't withstand the interrogation and search of Kaifeng Mansion, they can't be on the official stage. But it is enough to blow up the prestige value of the little people in the market.

Food that has not been carefully reviewed by the professional inspection department and is of unknown origin is obviously impossible to send to the emperor's royal dining table today.

Therefore, for the time being, there is no opportunity to directly buy the favorability of Emperor Huizong Zhao Ji of the current dynasty with a hand of kitchen black technology from the future. But it can open up a pretty good situation in the circle of Xiariba people in Bianjing City.

Speaking of this topic, the little secretary also stopped sobbing, and proudly declared: "All the accessories marked on the recipes of the four major cuisines of Sichuan, Lu, Guangdong and Suzhou are all in the kitchen warehouse!" ā€

Turning to a depressed mood again, he added a little decadently: "It's a pity that the inventory is quite limited. Originally, the logistics channels under our Chinese Chef Alliance were very good, so we didn't plan to stock up too many materials in each kitchen at the beginning. The devil knows that it will be thrown into this Great Song Dynasty 800 years ago! Eight hundred years! It's so far away from the 21st century! I'm so scared, so scared! Brother Fei, do you say that we will never go back in this life? ā€

She doesn't call him host anymore now, and directly uses the title of Fei Ge to get close to him.

Girls are probably so timid by nature, right? Kuai Fei's heart was slightly compassionate. Although this set of skills displayed by this system sister paper is almost a skill, in Kuai Fei's eyes, it seems that the action is stiff and very contrived. But since life is already so difficult, there are some things that should not be debunked.

So Kuai Fei didn't dislike the other party, and smiled tolerantly, "Don't be afraid! I have all things. Believe me! We can certainly go back to the 21st century. My father and mother are still at home hoping that I will make a fortune and provide for them. You know what? Fei Ge I also have a sister paper, my sister likes to eat the secret Dongpo elbow I made. ā€

I thought of my sister who was in high school, that girl, who was born a foodie, the kind who couldn't get fat no matter how she ate, and envied the countless female classmates around her who wanted to be slim on diet.

Thinking of a silly girl holding a red and shiny and oily Dongpo elbow in her palm, she looked like she was sitting on the desk and chewing on it, and her heart was full of warmth.

This warmth is enough to resist the seemingly slightly harsh crossing crisis.

The reason why Kuai Fei wants to say these common words is that he is worried that the little secretary will cry at any time. As a virgin-man, he has no experience in coaxing girls to laugh at all. He can only share the warmth that he thinks is useful, generously. In this strange time and space separated by 800 years, there are only two of them from the 21st century. At this time, it is a matter of course to be in the same boat and overcome the difficulties together. Right?

Whether you think it's right or wrong, anyway, Kuai Fei thinks this is the normal state of dealing with people. Although I was faintly disgusted with this little secretary in my heart, it did not prevent our Fei Ge from making a temporary cameo appearance as her own brother and sending her a little intimate comfort within his ability.

"Dongpo elbow? I'd love to eat it again! This dish, in the local kitchen of Da Song, should be able to be made, right? ā€

"No problem! The dish of Dongpo elbow is fat but not greasy, rake but not rotten, and the color is red and bright, which makes people feel hooked at a glance. The problem of fat but not greasy, I have my own unique secret skills to solve it. Rake but not rotten, involving the problem of heat and fire uniformity, if you use this big Song old stove, I think I have to do a fire test to be completely sure. Finally, whether the color is good enough depends on the quality of the clear oil and caramel you can provide! ā€

"No problem with the quality! You put 10,000 hearts! ā€

"Okay! Then we're done! Tomorrow in the morning, my Wu Dalang will not steam the pancakes! Steamed pork knuckle! ā€

"Go Feige! Brother Fei is mighty! "The little secretary of the system seems to have completely lost the discipline that the system GM should have, has she transformed into a cheerleader of our army?

"But ......"

Fei Ge couldn't bear it, and poured a scoop of cold water on the head of the elated little secretary, "You're just an illusory digital character, I can't figure it out, and you don't have a materialized body, that is, you have neither a lip nor a tongue or a stomach." When I'm done with Dongpo's elbows, how can you eat it? ā€

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