Wu Dalang's peeping at "Pan Jinlian" bathing did not go very smoothly. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

This is obviously necessary, and the protagonist must encounter a series of unexpected obstacles here. Otherwise, the book will definitely not pass the review.

And our protagonist got a bento after only three episodes for no reason. Therefore, Kuai Fei's voyeuristic attempt is basically doomed to a shameful failure.

Voyeurism has encountered frustrations, and it makes sense to say that.

After all, Kuai Fei has just crossed over, although he has inherited all the memories of Wu Dalang, but his behavior and habits are still dominated by the young Kuai Fei from the 21st century.

In short, Wu Dalang himself knew where to climb in his backyard and where not to mess around. But the memories of a person's life are piled up like a sea of smoke, and Kuai Fei has just arrived, how can he devote himself to entering Wu Dalang's 100% state of entering the play so quickly.

So Kuai Fei is still Kuai Fei, he didn't notice in time that there was such a tidbit in Wu Dalang's memory......

Long before Kuai Fei crossed, Wu Dalang's daughter-in-law resolutely refused to let Dalang go to her bed.

YU is on fire, and the impatient three-inch Ding brother, under the strong pressure brought by hormones, has actually tried to climb to the windowsill to peek at his daughter-in-law taking a bath.

But his figure is so short, and the window action that is easy for ordinary people is a rather large and cumbersome system project for Wu Dalang.

In order to lean on the window, Da Lang worked hard to bring a number of green bricks.

He had to stack a large number of green bricks and stand up step by step, so that he could barely reach the windowsill.

The amount of work involved in moving bricks was not too much.

This is mainly because Deng Jiuniang is used to roaring as a lion in Hedong, and she is a well-known female insect. Wu Dalang is also a cowardly and kind person, which is what later generations of Sichuan people often said as raking ears, the so-called "fear of the inside" in books. In front of his daughter-in-law, let alone resist, he had the courage to argue a little.

So a small matter such as moving bricks and stepping feet was made into a huge project.

Wu Dalang must take into account that once Deng Jiuniang finds that there are bricks under the window, he doesn't know how to answer such troublesome things when asked. Therefore, Da Lang's bricks must be properly hidden in a place that Deng Jiuniang couldn't think of at all. This proper place to hide bricks is right next to the well. Because the guardrail of the well is made of green bricks, the appearance of a pile of scattered bricks near the well fence will not arouse Jiu Niang's alarm. She would have thought that the bricks were left there for a temporary repair of the wellhead fence someday. This should be a normal state for well-off families in Bianjing City, Kaifeng Mansion in the Great Song Dynasty, not surprising.

In this way, such a small project as a temporary brick pad was made huge.

Da Lang first needs to tiptoe, and he also needs to handle it gently, not daring to make any noise.

During this period, you have to go back and forth quietly from the well to the window at least ten times......

Ten times, ten times! I have to say that it's not all because Da Lang is short, but also because the windowsill of the old martial arts house is a little higher. The martial arts family was also once prominent, this old house, in accordance with the grand standard of a large family, hired a number of masters in Bianjing City to design and build it. This window sill is indeed a cut higher than the boss of ordinary households.

Kuai Fei didn't realize in time at this time that as the most famous short model in history, what a hard job it was to lie on the windowsill!

He slipped straight away and crept under the windowsill.

When I got to the bottom of the windowsill, I couldn't help but sigh! No way! How did I forget that there was still this stubble? In fact, it is not surprising that Kuai Fei's EQ is temporarily not online, and for a while, as a traverser, it is indeed difficult to quickly accept the painful fact that his height will be smaller than that of Mr. Guo Jingming.

Kuai Fei is now remorseful.

I heard the little secretary of the system who was not good and chuckled.

"In order to do this, Wu Dalang specially prepared a lot of bricks......

The system girl snickered and gave a friendly reminder.

Probably because of the mistake of the Chinese Kitchen God V1.08 system itself, it has brought great inconvenience to the host Kuaifei. The little secretary also felt that she couldn't stand this host, so she changed her bureaucratic style, which was once a little arrogant, and suddenly became like a living Lei Feng. I can hear that here, there is a bit of a compromise and a deliberate attempt to please Kuai Fei.

It stands to reason that the gender of the system girl is clearly attributed to women. When a male runs to spy on a girl taking a bath, female bystanders are generally reluctant to do anything for the tiger.

But this little secretary just chose to act for the tiger at the moment, and enthusiastically helped us Fei Ge to do some clumsy things that were not very suitable.

"Huh?" Kuai Fei himself was taken aback, "System Jun, I really didn't expect you to be on my side." How can I thank you for helping me so hard? ”

The communication between Kuai Fei and the little secretary exists in the depths of the sea of consciousness, and does not emit real sound wave vibrations, so I don't worry about whether the private conversation between the two people will alarm the little lady of the Song Dynasty who is taking a bath.

"Hee-hee, no thanks," the system girl still couldn't help laughing, half joking and half serious, "Tell the truth!" Our system is indeed experiencing a huge bug, so this time you and I must put aside our preconceptions, work together and try to resolve the crisis we are currently experiencing. ”

"Crisis? What are you talking about? Why don't I understand? Kuai Fei scratched his head, feeling very confused, "Nei ...... If what you want to say is very complicated and serious, I think it is better to put it aside for the time being, and wait for my daughter-in-law to fall asleep later, and let's slowly think about it in the long run. Right now...... Now, let's ...... Priority, what, what? ”

Deng Jiuniang will not take a bath for too long, if the "crisis" incident that the little secretary wants to say takes a lot of time, then Kuai Fei will of course choose to let it go first.

In short, Kuai Fei's meaning has been revealed very clearly: don't worry! You wait! Wait until I've finished reading the picture of my daughter-in-law, okay?

The little secretary was also a sensible person, and he laughed, "The host is right, then, the bricks for the stepping are next to the wellhead over there, you hurry up and move some!" Move more! If it's less, I'm afraid it's not enough! ”

Speaking of which, this matter is also very strange, the little secretary is clearly a sister paper, but for some reason she is very eager, and there are some people who are more anxious than the party Kuai Fei to take a bath. But how can we Fei Ge have the leisure to find out if there are any other stories in this at this time. The concentration of hormones accumulated by Wu Dalang is seriously beyond the standard, and the power of this hormone is now directly acting on our Fei Ge's body. This is driven by the power of science, and non-human beings can contend with it. In short, men like to think with their lower bodies, which is not exactly derogatory. Scientifically speaking, until hormonal problems are properly addressed, men must behave in a restless and reckless manner.

At this moment, Kuai Fei heard such a prompt from the little secretary, and the fragments of Wu Dalang's memory of hiding bricks and moving bricks came to mind.

Now Kuai Fei finally remembered all this memory...... Ahh Wu Dalang's stepping project!

Good_job！

LET''S_GO！

Do_it！

On the first night of Kuai Fei's crossing, he was so busy and very happy to lift bricks.

In retrospect, this was quite an ancient nightlife. You must know that the vast majority of ancient people did not have electric lights, and the content of nightlife was actually very boring and boring.

Although Kuai Fei didn't see anything in the end...... By the time he finally saved up enough bricks, Jiu Niang's bath had already been washed.

But we didn't get discouraged or depressed by this.

He mentally calculated the time difference here. This brick-moving project is not a complete failure in theory, if the original Wu Dalang is familiar with the smooth operation, the time is just in time to be able to see the Western scenery.

That is, because Kuai Fei has just arrived, the degree of integration is not enough for the time being, and the action is a lot slower than the original Wu Dalang, so he is so slow for a beat and a half, and he misses the historical opportunity to feast his eyes.

But! As the old saying goes, practice makes perfect.

If you move a few more times, you will naturally become proficient.

Kuai Fei is looking forward to the good days ahead.

The following night there was no more fragrant-glamorous incidents. After Deng Jiuniang washed, she slipped to the bed early and went crooked. The days without mobile phones and TVs are so boring, except for being tired of thinking about the bedside, what can she do?

Wu Dalang's current prestige in Kaifeng Mansion is far from being trusted, and even the prestige of his wife here is only at the level of coldness.

Ay! Kuai Fei suddenly felt a lot of pressure on his shoulders.

Just came to the first night of the Great Song Dynasty, there are at least three copies that need to be brushed:

1. Kaifeng Mansion trusts the prestige copy.

2. Super Mustard Mystery Exploration Dungeon.

3. Wife reverence prestige copy.

In addition to these three main quest dungeons, it seems that there is a fourth, more challenging new dungeon?

What did the little secretary of the system say just now?

"Our system is indeed experiencing a huge bug, so this time you and I must put aside our preconceptions, work together and try to resolve the crisis we are currently experiencing."

Kuai Fei was affected by hormonal factors just now, and his mind was full of fantasy pictures of uncensored baths of beautiful daughters-in-law, and he didn't think carefully about the sinister meaning of the ambush in the little secretary's words.

Now that the bath water is cold, Deng Jiuniang has also hid in the dark small bedroom, and Kuai Fei's brain has finally calmed down.

"What she just said, is it a crisis? Sounds like something serious! ”

Now he had to restrain his mind and seriously ponder the severity of the current situation.

……