Zhang Dacang and Li Mazi returned to their residence after cleaning up, pushed open the door, and a stronger smell came to their faces. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Everyone has gone to bed, Sun Li slept in the middle, Zhou Shen and Zhao Si fell asleep on both sides, Zhou Shen's rhubarb leg next to him pressed on Zhou Shen's body, Zhou Shen pushed it a few times, but within a few minutes, the leg automatically came up again, and he had no choice but to give up. There was still a position on both sides, Zhang Dacang looked at Rhubarb's sleeping appearance, and decisively chose to sleep next to the fourth brother. Li Mazi reluctantly climbed to Rhubarb's side and fell asleep.

In this way, Zhang Cannon spent the first night of crossing over, sleeping in bed, Zhang Cannon still couldn't believe the scene in front of him, a day ago I was still in a reinforced concrete city to survive, but I didn't expect to go to another world a day later.

Just as he was thinking about it, a pair of hands had unconsciously climbed to his crotch, and then he heard Zhao Si whispering: "Ting... Son, come to me... Touch, huh, how... Still is... It's a handle... Target? Holy, you... You're male... Target? You... Lose Lao Tzu... money".

Thinking that he was dreaming of going to the kiln, Zhang Dacang hit it with his hand, ready to knock out his salty pig hand, who knew that Zhao Si had already retracted his hand when he touched something with a handle, Zhang Dacang slapped his brother hard with a palm, and then covered his pain and groaned, moaning for a while and falling asleep.

"Sect leader, sect leader, wake up, get up...... Zhang Dacang felt that it hadn't been long before he had been woken up by someone.

"Ah, what are you doing, what time is it to wake up?" Zhang Cannon said dissatisfiedly.

"Brother Cannon, get up quickly, or we'll all be punished if we're late." Sun Li said while washing his face.

"No, what are we going to do here?"

"Morning exercise, for the sake of our health, Miss has long stipulated that the people of our Jinfu, whether they are maids, housekeepers, nurses, or gardeners, must exercise in the morning." Sun Li's face had already been washed, and he sorted out his clothes: "Hurry up, let's go, if we go late for a while, we will be sneered at by those family members, and we will all have to be punished by the child steward." ”

Everyone sorted it out and came to the gate one after another, but they saw that the warbler and Yanyan at the door were not lively. Ladies and gentlemen, the family has already lined up neatly at the door.

The boy steward glanced at everyone: "Why are you so late?" Yes? Everyone has to wait for you. Get to your place. ”

Zhou Shen was very unhappy and said as he walked: "If you didn't pull me, I would have to fight him to the death." ”

Everyone was used to it, and they didn't bird him, and went straight to the end of the crowd to stand.

The boy steward counted the number of people, and then shouted at the top of his voice: "The count is complete, let's go!" ”

"Work together, never give up, strive for self-improvement, and strive for brilliance." The crowd shouted as they ran.

This slogan is very exciting, Zhang Dacang thought in his heart, and his thoughts unconsciously returned to the time when he was in school. When I went to school, I also had morning exercises, but Zhang Dacang always found all kinds of excuses to refuse to exercise, I didn't expect to run morning exercises in this place today, and I couldn't help but miss the middle school days that I hated the most.

But this thing didn't run well when he went to school, how could he run this exercise safely?

After running to a lake, Zhang Dacang saw the right time, took advantage of the steward's inattention, ran quickly two steps to the side, and successfully broke away from the team.

"Eh, Brother Cannon, he ......" Zhou Shen tilted his head and looked at Zhang Dacang, and was about to say something, but Sun Li had already spoken: "Don't talk, the steward is here, don't care about that kid." ”

Zhang Dacang walked along the lake, breathing in the fresh air of ancient times, and did the eighth set of radio gymnastics.

Suddenly, several figures flashed in front of him: "Brother Lin, hurry, the master girl is practicing the piano by the lake, oops, you run faster." ”

"Oh, you're giving me a breather. I'm tired to death, which teacher girl? ”

"It's Master Li of Yuxianglou, she is practicing the piano by the lake."

"Oh? Then don't hurry up, let's go quickly, and rest your breath. ”

Master Li! **Yes! A ** is crazy like this, if these people see the previous stars, are they so excited that they faint?

Despite this thought, Zhang Dacang still rushed towards the crowd quickly, after all, he was a famous figure in history.

In the distance, Zhang Dacang heard a piano sound drifting into his ears, but for a person like Zhang Dacang, who is used to listening to synthetic music, this kind of piano sound obviously feels too monotonous.

"That's good."

"Yes, it deserves to be the top brand of Yuxiang Building."

"I think this year's Oiran is none other than the teacher's girl."

For a while, everyone was talking.

"Miss Shishi, I love you, please marry me." A buddy in the distance was too excited, and after speaking, he jumped into the lake and swam towards Master Li's painting boat. But when he got to the edge and was about to climb into the boat, a few strong men had already beaten him into the water with sticks.

Damn, that's too exaggerated, there's no need for that, right?

Zhang Dacang parted the crowd and came to the front, but he was soon disappointed, because he couldn't see Master Li at all, and she was sitting in the painting boat.

Damn, it's a waste of Lao Tzu's expression.

After the song was played, an old bustard came out and said in a shrill voice: "Everyone, don't be impatient, in order to prepare for the annual Oiran election, today, the teacher girl sincerely invites a talented person to travel with him, as long as anyone can write a poem to impress the teacher girl, he can travel with the teacher girl for a day." ”

As soon as the words of "...... fell, the jackals on the shore showed their true colors.

"Get out of the way, get out of the way....", at this point, a group of people separated and entered the crowd. I saw a person dressed in silk and satin, holding a fan, walking in gracefully, and the little guy next to him was busy separating everyone.

"What to do, what to do, don't squeeze it."

"Who are you, what are you doing here?"

"Ah, it seems to be Mu Qiu Bai Mu Gongzi among the four great talents."

"That's handsome."

......

Mu Qiubai held his head proudly, shook the folding fan in his hand, and shook it up.

"Cut, what are you proud of, what is there to be proud of at the bottom of the four talents."

"Ouch, Mu Gongzi is here too?" Then the old bustard nodded at Mu Qiubai and smiled. Then he turned his head and said loudly to everyone: "Okay, the fight poem begins." ”

"I'll come first, I'll come first."

"The country is general, and the inoue are black holes".

"The front foot is not out of the boudoir, and the forehead has reached the front of the hall."

"Since ancient times, no one has no, and no one has without paper."

"Good poetry, good poetry, ah, Brother Lin is talented, and the younger brother is willing to bow down."

"Where, Brother Huang is polite."

As everyone was rejected by Master Li, Mu Qiubai lowered his head, slowly took a step, and his eyes suddenly lit up without taking two steps: "Come and go, empty words go to extinction, and the moon is slanting upstairs for five watches." Dreams are far away, and books are urged to become ink. ”

"Good poetry, good poetry."

"It's worthy of being one of the four talents, even if it's at the end, it's beyond my reach."

"Brother Lin, I'm going to go back to study behind closed doors, so you don't need to call me when you eat flowers and wine in the future."

"Then let's just call a young lady to your house to serve you?"

"That's it, that's it, that's it."

Zhang Dacang looked at these two goods here with a look of contempt, and then said softly: "This poem is just ordinary, you don't need to be beaten like this, right?" ”

The two turned their heads and looked at Zhang Dacang, but when they saw him five big and three thick, they spit: "Where did you come from to be pickled and splashed, and you insult Sven." ”

"General? Can you make better poems than Mu Gongzi like this? If you can't, just close your beak. ”

"It seems like you can't do it, but you haven't heard of it." Zhang Dacang countered: "Besides, I don't have any money, what am I doing with this poem." ”

"Oh, Brother Lin, where's my knife?"

"Brother Huang, don't be impulsive," the talented man surnamed Lin stopped the talented man surnamed Huang and said, "You must be able to do it if you say that?" Then he took out ten taels of silver from his arms: "I bet ten taels of silver with you, and the ten taels of silver I made are yours, and I can't kill you." ”

"That's what you said?" Zhang Dacang smiled, now he can pay back Li Mazi's ten taels of silver, and then said loudly to the old bustard: "I made it." ”