Chapter 8: Do You Want to Date Me?

The old bustard thought that no one would be able to make a poem that satisfied Master Li, and was about to welcome Mu Qiubai on the boat, when he suddenly heard that someone had made it again, so he looked at that person, but when he saw that person's appearance of five big and three rough, he instantly felt that his hope was about to be shattered. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info but out of politeness, he still said to Zhang Dacang: "Childe, please." ”

Zhang Dacang looked at everyone's eyes and didn't care, and he also paced back and forth two steps like Mu Qiubai, and then said slowly: "Last night's stars and last night's wind, the west side of the painting building Guitang East." There are no colorful phoenix wings, and there is a little bit of wisdom in the heart. The next seat sends the hook spring wine warm, and the Cao shoots the wax lamp red. Yu listened to the drum and responded to the official, and went to the Malan platform to turn the tent. ”

After reading it, he looked at the stunned people triumphantly, thinking that it is more comfortable to mix the literary and artistic circles in this era, chanting poetry, bubble girl, no matter how bad it is, at least don't worry about being beaten, anyway, Zhang Dacang has already understood that this era is no longer a simple ancient time, this is a new world, history has branched out from the time of the Three Kingdoms, and finally the Three Kingdoms were unified by Cao Cao.

"Good poetry, good poetry, I haven't seen such a good poem for a long time."

"Yes, I think only the first genius can make such verses."

"Who is this person? Why had you never heard of this person before? ”

"This ...... I think that's just the same. The talented man surnamed Lin said with a hard mouth, and as he spoke, he pulled his brother Huang to prepare to slip away.

"Eh, Brother Lin, we just said it, I don't think an elegant person like Brother Lin will go back on his word, right?" Zhang Dacang had already noticed the movement of the two.

"What should I do, Brother Lin, do you want to take my knife? That's our money for this month's wine! ”

The son surnamed Lin blushed and snorted: "Who is going to go back on his word, the teacher and the girl haven't nodded yet." ”

After he said this, everyone remembered that this poem had not yet been recognized by Master Li, and everyone looked at the painting boat with anticipation and regret. It's really unreasonable to hope that such a good poem will not be recognized, and it is a pity that if the teacher and the girl nod their heads, it means that they will have to travel with a big old man for a day, which is even more unacceptable than the former.

Damn, isn't this group of goods jealous that Lao Tzu is better than you and better than you? Zhang Dacang thought coquettishly.

"Good poetry, Gongzi Gaocai," Sure enough, Master Li's voice came from the flower boat: "With this poem alone, no one can beat it now." If Meng Gongzi does not give up, please come on the boat, the master is willing to take the lamp for you. ”

"What else to see? Didn't you hear? The teachers and girls all said that they wanted to occupy me, what's the matter? Still want to deny it? Zhang Dacang stretched out his hand and took the silver taels from the hand of the talented man surnamed Lin with a smile.

"What? This person actually said that the teacher and the girl wanted to occupy him? Beasts, it's so disrespectful to the teacher, how can it be justified. ”

"This man actually wrote poems for a mere ten taels of silver? It's a shame for readers. ”

"Yes, yes, all evil capitalists."

Mu Qiubai retracted the foot that had already stepped onto the painting boat, and said to the old bustard: "Mother Gan, this person must have cheated, I don't believe that anyone can make such a masterpiece in such a short time, it must be what he did before, and he only took it out today, or maybe I am afraid where he copied it?" Speaking of the back, they all began to wait to see a good show.

"This ......" the old bustard was also embarrassed, to be honest, she didn't believe that this poem was written by Zhang Dacang at all, "What does Mu Gongzi think?" ”

Zhang Dacang doesn't care so much about them, anyway, Lao Tzu doesn't want you anything, I just made it for these ten taels of silver, and now that the silver is in hand, mine hurried back.

But obviously, Mu Qiubai's words woke up the two talented people who lost money, and the surnamed Lin patted his head: "Yes, why didn't I think of it?" Then he bowed his hand to Mu Qiubai: "If it weren't for Mu Gongzi's reminder, I would have almost fallen for this thief." Saying that, the two stopped Zhang Dacang: "You cheat, return my money." ”

"Oh? Which eye did you see me cheating? Zhang Dacang looked at the two of them playfully: "Besides, there is no rule before we bet, saying that what we did before will not work......"

"Oh, that, that, everyone heard it", without waiting for Zhang Dacang to finish speaking, the talented man surnamed Lin pointed at Zhang Dacang exaggeratedly: "He admitted that he did it before." ”

Looking at his appearance, Zhang Dacang really wanted to go up and kick him twice: "Can you let me finish speaking?" While it's true that we didn't have a time limit when we made the bet, this poem is exactly what I just did. ”

"Wow, he brags that he doesn't even make a draft, he said that the poem was just written, do I believe you?"

"Don't believe it, don't believe it......"

I have to admit that although this product is not good at learning, it is very good at inciting the masses, and it is even more powerful than when I touched porcelain before.

Alas, Lao Tzu hasn't touched porcelain for a long time, and his eloquence is rusty. Zhang Dacang thought gloomily, you must know that he used to be famous for being able to turn black into white, and he couldn't get enough money to get it, but he didn't expect that he would end up like this today. I finally realized the mood of those car owners, if God asked me to do it again, I must be a new person, and never engage in those crooked ways again.

"Believe it or not, this poem is indeed written by me just now, and I have a clear conscience." As he spoke, he raised his feet and wanted to leave.

Where is the talented man surnamed Lin willing to give up: "Oh? If you cheat the money, you want to leave? Where is it so cheap? Then he glanced at the talented man surnamed Huang: "Brother Huang, the king of heaven covers the tiger." ”

"The River Demon of Pagoda Town." The talented man surnamed Huang picked it up, and the two jumped in front of Zhang Dacang, and put a dry land onion pulling style.

Zhang Dacang was completely speechless: "Then what do you want to do to let me go?" ”

At this time, Mu Qiubai came over to help the two of them up, and said to Zhang Dacang: "It's easy to prove your innocence." Then he turned his head to the old bustard and said: "Mother Gan, I bother you to give a question, I will give this brother and me a poem each, if he can surpass me, then I will admit that the poem was written by him just now, and I am not embarrassed by this brother. ”

"As it should be, as it should be."

"Mu Gongzi is a well-thought-out scholar in the end."

"Now this thing is going to be revealed. Hey, I thought he was really a genius, I didn't expect to copy a poem to fool everyone, so I said, I can't make such a poem. Hey, the world is going down. ”

Mu Qiubai looked at Zhang Dacang slyly: "What does this brother think??" ”

"Let's get the question out, I'm still in a hurry to go back to breakfast." Zhang Cannon said impatiently.

"Ouch, it's still on it, I'll see how long you can drag it." Mu Qiubai hated itchy: "Mother Gan, please ask the question." ”

"If you don't dislike it, let me come up with this question, right?" When the old bustard was worried, Master Li's voice had already floated out of it: "Let's meet by this lake today, why don't we take water as the theme." ”

"Okay, okay, the teacher girl will come up with the question herself."

"Let me think about it, maybe I'll have the opportunity to travel with the teacher and the girl later."

"Brother, are you first or am I first?" Mu Qiubai looked at Zhang Dacang and said.

"Don't bother, I'll do it first." Zhang Dacang said impatiently: "The spring is silent and cherishes the trickle, and the shade of the tree shines on the water and loves the sunshine." The little lotus showed its sharp corners, and a dragonfly had already stood on its head. ”

After another round of silence, Zhang Dacang looked at Mu Qiubai and the two sons and smiled, "Do you still have questions?" "After that, I want to leave.

"Childe, please come on board and talk about it in detail." Seeing that he was leaving, Master Li hurriedly spoke, so much so that she didn't even notice that her voice trembled.

There's something to talk about on the boat, and if I get to bed, I'll probably reluctantly accept it. Zhang Dacang thought of it coquettishly, and looked back at the painting boat: "Girl, do you want to date me?" Let's talk another day, I'm very busy today. ”

After saying that, I left without looking back, and I thought happily in my heart: Invisible pretending is the most deadly.