On this day, we arrived at Shouchun City, Shouchun is a good place, under the leadership of foodie Sun Ce, we also specially tasted Shouchun snacks Bagongshan tofu and whitebait. When the pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info entered Shouchun, Zhou Yu said: "This is not far from Xuzhou, let's try to keep a low profile, especially Zhang Liang, you'd better not be recognized, you can save a lot of trouble!" ”

Zhang Liang said: "Well, it makes sense, then I'll go find a hat to bring with me!" Zhou Yu asked Zhang Liang: "How do you find your second brother?" Zhang Liang said: "Go directly!" I said, "If you want to go directly, your second brother won't suspect anything?" “

Zhang Liang said: "Our three brothers have a good relationship! Zhou Yu said: "No, there are already people around you, I think you and your two brothers must have this type of people around them, so you have to see your second brother secretly, it must be when he is alone!" “

Zhang Liang thought for a while: "He is in the camp in the east of Xuzhou City, how can he be alone?" I said, "Why don't you take a shower?" Sun Ce laughed: "Brother Zhongyou, you are really obscene!" “

I said, "It's only when I'm taking a shower!" As a result, Zhou Yu said: "Well, that's it!" I said, "Then it's a hassle to sneak into the camp!" Sun Ce said: "It's very convenient to kill in!" ”

Zhou Yu suddenly asked Zhang Liang: "Does your brother usually have any hobbies?" Do you often go out to camp? Zhang Liang thought for a while and said, "My brother likes to drink!" I said, "Why do you see any man here who doesn't like to drink?" ”

Zhang Liang thought about it again: "I still like women!" Then I said, "Why do you see any man here who doesn't like women?" Can you say something useful! Zhang Liang said: "No, he likes these two!" Zhou Yu asked, "Then is he drinking and looking for women in the barracks?" “

Zhang Liang said: "I occasionally drink, but the eldest brother said that he would not let the second brother find a woman in the army, so the second brother... By the way, we can wait for him at the brothel where the second brother often goes! “

I said, "You finally said something useful, so be it, and then you have to grieve Gongjin!" Zhou Yu said: "Well, I have no problem with the layout!" I said, "I mean let you pretend to be a beautiful woman to seduce his second brother, and then when the two of you are in the house, let's do it!" “

Zhou Yu was stunned for a moment and then suddenly roared angrily: "You guys are endless, Lao Tzu is just more delicate, not a woman, in the future, which of you will tell Lao Tzu to let Lao Tzu pretend to be a woman, and Lao Tzu will break him alive, do you hear!" Zhou Yu yelled at us while pointing at us one by one!

We were all taken aback by Zhou Yu's sudden outburst, and we were all stunned. Then I heard the passer-by next to me say, "What kind of girl is this, shouting in the street, what kind of body has become!" “

Zhou Yu kicked the man to the ground with one kick, then stepped on his chest and said, "You especially show Lao Tzu that Lao Tzu is a man!" "Then we came to our senses, went up and pulled him back, and then I ran over to make all kinds of compensation to that person, Sun Ce and Gan Ning clamped Zhou Yu, who had already run away, and couldn't catch it, Gan Ning walked over and punched Zhou Yu and fainted!

Sun Ce shouted, "Are you crazy? Shoot so hard! Gan Ning whispered: "If I don't make a move, he will make a move!" Didn't you realize that he was losing his mind? Sun Ce said suspiciously: "What's going on?" I've never seen Gong Jin like this, he rarely even says a word out loud, and today he is roaring in the street! ”

Cang You said silently: "You have been muttering and laughing behind his back for so long along the way, it is estimated that the suppressed power has exploded!" The four of us nodded in unison, and I said, "Look, it's all your fault for telling us this and driving one crazy, what should we do?" ”

Zhang Liang interrupted us and said, "Let's find an inn to rest first, see him estimate slowly!" We carried Zhou Yu and the strange eyes of the people around us disappeared into the street, and found an inn on the edge of the city and put Zhou Yu on the bed, and the four of us took turns carrying him on his back and choking us enough, looking at the body is quite small, and the weight is so heavy!

Sun Ce asked Gan Ning: "How much effort do you use?" Why aren't you awake yet? Gan Ning said innocently: "I didn't use much strength!" I said: "Don't complain about Gan Ning, he is also kind, just without him, I don't know how to end it!" I guess I've been under too much pressure lately, let him rest more! If you don't leave today, I'll live here, and then open a few more rooms, Sun Ce and I will watch it, and you all go back to rest! “

Cangyou said: "I see, you go to the rest meeting!" I said, "It's okay, I'll watch first, I broke him down, guilt!" Cangyou nodded and went out with them. I picked up the cigarette pouch and lit it and started smoking there, and after a while, Sun Ce whispered: "Brother Zhongyou, you don't blame yourself, you didn't mean to!" ”

I glanced at Sun Ce and said, "Hehe! I don't know how much this product will wake up! He took a puff of his cigarette and continued, "You can rest for a while, I'll just look at it!" Sun Ce said: "I can't sleep, how can I still be in the mood to sleep when I see him like this." “

I comforted: "He's fine, just calm down, he's so smart, he must have understood what I said at the time!" Sun Ce said worriedly: "Don't mention this to him again, it will save him from being angry again!" “

I said helplessly: "I didn't expect him to have such a big reaction, didn't he also pretend to be a woman for a while before?" Did he hear us talk about him that time? Sun Ce instantly shuddered and said, "If you let him know, I'll die!" “

I said, "He's not going to design to kill all of us, is he?" Sun Ce thought for a while and said, "For the sake of my friend's face for so many years, he shouldn't kill me!" I looked at Sun Ce and said, "Then you mean that none of us can escape?" “

Sun Ce said helplessly: "I think it's about the same!" I leaned back on the chair and smoked, and Sun Ce just walked back and forth in the room, and I fell asleep before I knew it.

When I woke up, it was already the next day, and I was woken up by Cangyou. Cang You said: "I got you something to eat, you and Sun Ce can eat something!" You go to my room and sleep for a while, I'll just watch!" “

I stretched, yawned and said, "Aha~~ Don't sleep, eat early!" I glanced out the window, the sun hadn't come out yet, Cang You had just put the plate on the table, and Sun Ce, who was asleep on the table, woke up when he smelled what he was eating, picked up a cake and started eating gruel and pickles.

I said, "Didn't you say you couldn't sleep?" Foodie! Sun Ce smiled and said, "Hehe, Brother Zhongyou, let's have some food." I'm sleepy. "When the three of us were eating around breakfast, Zhang Liang and Gan Ning also came in one after another, and after asking about the situation, they also sat there and began to eat.

While we were eating happily around the table, a voice in the back said, "What are you eating?" Eat so deliciously? Make room for me! Then he patted Gan Ning Zhang Liang, squeezed in between the two of them, and said while squeezing: "Make a place for me, you foodies don't even call me to eat!" ”

We all looked at Zhou Yu in amazement, and everyone was as if time had stood still, and the porridge that Gan Ning had just put in his mouth was left in his mouth. Zhou Yu squinted at us and said, "What do you want to look at me?" Eat! I didn't burn a cake on my face! “

Sun Ce was the first to reflect and said: "You finally woke up, I have been worried for so long!" Zhou Yu pushed him away in disgust and said, "Didn't Lao Tzu just sleep for a while, and died with Lao Tzu once, yes, are you sick?" Sun Ce was stunned again, turned his head to look at us, and we said in unison: "Crazy? ”

Since I met Zhou Yu, I have never seen him say so many things in one go, and he still calls himself Lao Tzu? completely subverted the cold and silent Zhou Yu in our hearts.

Zhou Yu looked at us and said that he said to us: "You guys are crazy, Lao Tzu has never been so happy, and I don't know why I am so motivated today, hurry up and go on the road after eating, there is still a long way to go from Xuzhou!" ”

We looked at Gan Ning together, looked at Gan Ning hairy, waved his hands and said, "I just hit him lightly, I swear to God I didn't hit him in the head!" Sun Ce put down the baked cake and asked Zhou Yu, "Do you know us?" Do you remember how you fell asleep yesterday? “

Zhou Yu scratched his head and said, 'Are you sick?' Together every day, can I not know each other? Then he slapped the table and said angrily: "Don't you say that I forgot, grandson, you knocked me out yesterday and I haven't settled accounts with you!" We all thought he was going to do it, so we all took a step back and looked at Zhou Yu, Zhou Yu sat at the table, took a bite of the baked cake and sighed and said, "Forget it, Uncle Ben is in a good mood today, so I'll let you go!" Gan Ning subconsciously said: "Thank you!" ”

As we walked on the road, Zhou Yu picked up a grass root and chewed it in his mouth, tied his hair into a braid, and curled it there. A person swaggered in front, and the five of us followed cautiously, Zhang Liang said: "This must be a ghost, a completely changed person!" “

Sun Ce said: "Don't scare me, I'm completely out of idea now!" I glanced at Zhang Liang and said, "Don't spread feudal superstitions here, I guess he was extremely depressed for too long, and his anger stimulated the emergence of another personality, which is called dual character in our village!" “

Zhang Liang said faintly: "I haven't heard of what you said!" I said, "Nonsense, you just think about spreading feudal superstition collectively, but you don't pay attention to the ideological activities of individuals." Sun Ce asked, "Then how much will he be able to recover?" “

I said, "You don't think he's good like that!" Everyone else nodded. Sun Ce said: "Nod, what is this, this is Zhou Yu, this is obviously a market hooligan!" I thought for a while and said, "Generally, it's good to stimulate it according to the routine, or you can only wait for my senior brother to come back and take a look!" ”

Without waiting for Sun Ce to say anything, Zhou Yu in front shouted with a bad face: "What are you guys talking about in the back?" Tell me about it, too! After trotting all the way back, Sun Ce saw him coming over and said with a smile: "Ah, hahaha, it's nothing, I just suddenly think that your hairstyle today is more chic!" ”

Zhou Yu said: "That's a must, how energetic it looks like this, don't you look at it, I estimate that I still have a lock in front of me, is it handsome?" Then we ran the lock of hair back and forth, and we both nodded and said, "Handsome, handsome, so handsome!" ”

Zhou Yu walked over, put his arm on my shoulder, and said, "Brother Zhongyou, I have to talk about you, your body is skinny, and your parents are not allowed to destroy it!" I nodded and said sincerely: "Gongjin is right, I won't cut my hair in the future, and I will have a big braid like you!" ”

Zhou Yu said proudly: "Well, that's right, but even if you stay like me, you will definitely not be as handsome as me!" Aha" After saying that, he turned his head and walked forward again, and I said angrily: "You... Before I finished speaking, Sun Ce covered my mouth and said, "Brother, dear brother, you just bear with it, he is a patient now, you can be considerate!" ”

I pulled Sun Ce's hand away and said, "Okay, I'll put up with it, who let me provoke this!" "Sun Ce let out a sigh of relief, bowed to us and said, 'Everyone, just sell me face, everyone will bear with Gongjin if he offends him in the future, thank you!"

Gan Ning said helplessly: "Don't say that, I am also responsible, everyone is considerate and considerate!" Zhang Liang said: "The main responsibility lies with me, not to help me, and he will not become like this, be considerate and considerate!" “

I looked at Cangyou and said, "What they mean is that we are not sensible!" Cangyou smiled and said, "Just forgive me, let's go, Gongjin is gone!" At this time, we found out that the goods were walking really fast, we hurried to catch up, Sun Ce trotted behind and said, "Don't go so fast, wait for us!" “

Zhou Yu turned his head and said, "You guys are like ploughing cattle, I can't stand your speed!" Like a. Sun Ce looked at us helplessly, and I said, "Gongjin is right, we are all more bulls, everyone put down the plow and keep up with Gongjin's footsteps!" Sun Ce gave me a thumbs up, turned his head and said to Zhou Yu with a hippie smile: "What do you say we should eat at noon?" ”

Zhou Yu said: "Whatever, what you have to eat, if you don't eat, catch two grasshoppers and roast them!" I said, "Gong Jin is really a pure man!" It's very free, ahhahaha! Zhou Yu said: "That's a must, Uncle Ben has always been such a gentleman, if you want to eat grasshoppers for a while, I'll bake them for you, and the grasshoppers I roast are absolutely delicious!" And gave us a thumbs up!

I wiped my sweat and said, "I'll eat, I'll eat!" "Everyone saw that I was so positive, and they all followed suit, eat, eat, eat! Zhou Yu saw so many people cheering, and said happily: "Haha, no problem, you will make a fire in a while, and Lao Tzu will catch grasshoppers for you!" After speaking, he rolled up his sleeves, rolled up his clothes, and ran through the grass to catch grasshoppers in his waist!

I wiped my sweat and said, "You don't need to be so unrestrained, just catch it!" Sun Ce echoed: "Yes, how can people who pay so much attention to appearance become like this now, but it's quite fun, ahahaha!" Gan Ning said: "Actually, this is like a gentleman, I think it's good!" “

I said, "You guys don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, but when you're stimulated and all become sissies, you won't think so!" After finishing speaking, the two of them immediately shuddered and went to find firewood.

Cangyou asked me, "Do you think he will be like this in the future?" Can it still be recovered? I said, "How do I know, there is no doctor in our village who can cure this disease anyway!" Zhang Liang asked: "Brother Zhongyou, what are you doing, why are there so many new things in your village!" ”

I said triumphantly: "I laughed, the contemptible teacher inherited the famous Fangshi Mr. Wujiao of Tianzhu Mountain, and the senior brother is the famous female friend Ge Xuange Divine Doctor!" Zhang Liang exclaimed: "Your master is Zuo Ci Zuo Immortal?" I can't thank you for being so good! ”

I stopped him and said, "I haven't finished talking yet, I'm still the righteous brother of Cao Cao of Jinan County, the official to the cavalry captain, I'm done, you can applaud!" After hearing this, Zhang Liang said, "Are you still the righteous brother of Cao Cao?" That Cao Cao is very good at fighting? I heard that he had a peerless company, and he became famous in a battle, and he used a chariot to break through the city gate! “

Cang You smiled: "That head of the Peerless Link is the one in front of you!" Zhang Liang's eyes widened after hearing this, and said: "It's really a real person who doesn't show his face, admire, admire!" "Actually, I didn't expect that my station would be rumored so far, it seems that there will be one more capital in the future, ahahaha.

After a while, the grasshopper catcher also came back, and the firewood collector also came back, Zhou Yu peeled and cleaned the grasshoppers one by one, and the five of us looked around him, and wanted to help him get it together, he said: "Don't touch my artwork, you definitely don't get it as consistent as I did, I'll just make it myself, you stay there!" ”

As Zhou Yu said, he peeled and washed all the grasshoppers and put them on the branches in a pose, even if some of the legs were roasted and slightly out of shape, he had to break them back! In the end, one of us took three strings of Zhou's barbecue grasshoppers to eat there, I have to say that this product really has a hand, all the grasshoppers are placed there in a posture, I got one down and tasted it first, the taste is really good, in fact, I don't like to eat these, but in order to give Zhou Yu, who has been staring at us, I have to eat one!

After eating the first one, it was out of control, and I ate it all one by one! When we all gobbled it up and found that only Zhou Yu hadn't eaten, I asked, "Why don't you eat?" ”

Zhou Yu was particularly lofty: "I can't bear to destroy the artwork I made myself!" After speaking, he took out the sauce meat and roast cakes and began to eat, and the five of us watched him gobble up a pound of sauce meat and five roast cakes. We looked at each other and felt as if we had been deceived.

After walking through mountains and rivers for half a month, I finally came to Pengcheng, in fact, Pengcheng is Xuzhou, but there are too many things in it for thousands of years, called and called, all kinds of overlapping, but the city wall is written Pengcheng. Zhou Yu swaggered to the front alone, standing under the wall of Pengcheng and said: "It's finally here, I'm tired of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu must take a big bath, and find a few chicks to have fun!" ”

We didn't say anything, laughed and followed him into town. Why? Because we are used to this disrespectful and uninhibited Zhou Yu. Zhou Yu walked to the door of a more luxurious-looking inn and stopped, saying, "That's it for tonight." Regardless of whether we agree or not, we walked in directly and greeted Xiao Er loudly: "Xiao Er, come to six upper rooms for Lao Tzu, put the bath water, and get some good wine and food!" After speaking, he threw a handful of money to Xiao Er, and Xiao Er hurriedly arranged it after seeing the money.

As soon as he took two steps, Zhou Yu dragged him back, and asked with a smile: "Where do you have a place to play this night?" "That cheap look is obviously to tell Xiao Er: Which of your brothels is the hottest? Xiao Er saw a lot of people of all colors every day, and he understood it at a glance, and said with a smile: "Back to the guest officer, the biggest and best thing in our Pengcheng is the heaven and earth, the girls there are all top water spirits, Uncle Bao is satisfied!" After hearing this, Zhou Yu laughed and went upstairs.

I told them: "Heaven and earth are really good, there was one in our village, but it was so hot that the officials sealed it!" Sun Ce asked suspiciously: "How can the fire still be sealed?" I said: "It's too hot, let's go, will you rob the girl after you go, the two big families have taken a fancy to it, no one will let anyone, and in the end you have to fight, it's like this every day, how to open the door!" Sun Ce nodded and said, "Well, too... ”