Chapter 9: Wu Dalang VS Fahai
"Straight sissy thief!"
kicked the county government's official case to the ground, and Wu Jingui, the governor of Dongping Mansion, roared angrily: "Li County Order, can you still invite people here, how can this special mother be more rubbing than Wang Ba in the river?!" ”
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YG County Commander Lee Datian had cold sweat on his forehead, half of him was frightened, the other half was hungry, and he was weak to speak, and his body was shaking.
Wu Dujian was even more angry when he saw this scene, and he had the heart to draw a gourd to give Li Datian a kick, but after all, the Great Song Dynasty was the world of literati, although he was above Li Datian in terms of rank, and he really wanted to mess around and rude the dignity of civil officials, but he might not be able to please him.
Just as he wanted to suppress his anger and order Li Datian to send someone to urge, he heard someone outside the door shouting out of breath: "Master, Master!" Please, we're bringing in! ”
At this time, Wu Dujian suddenly came to his senses, stepped out of the hall in a few steps, raised his arms and said: "Come on, take my weapon ......"
"Slow down, adult!"
A majestic general with two guns on his shoulder hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed him, leaning into his ear and whispering: "My lord, I'm afraid that the demon is not easy to deal with, it's better to let the county officials take the lead first, if you can rescue the little lady, it's best, if not, it's not too late for you to come forward and deal with the demon." ”
Wu Dujian was right to think about it, turned around and went back to the lobby, and said in an official tone: "Li County Order, after all, this thing happened under your rule, and Wu is not good at overstepping his bounds, so let's do it, I will press the formation in the back first, if you really can't deal with it, it won't be too late for Wu to help you take care of that demon." ”
Li Datian, who listened to the words, scolded his mother in his heart, before this Wu Dujian gave orders to be powerful and blessed, and he didn't even let him eat a bite of lunch, but now it's time to work hard, but what he says is not good, it's just shameless and despicable!
But who makes the family official?
Li Datian had no choice but to pinch his nose and admit it, and took more than 20 officials from the county government to kill Ximen Mansion under the supervision of the soldiers and horses of the Wudu Prison Department.
When he arrived at the gate of the backyard, seeing a head alone in the middle, Li Datian's legs were a little weak and his liver trembled, but fortunately, as a civil official, he didn't need to take the lead, and glanced at Xia Gongji, the warden in charge of the criminal name on the side, Xia Gongji could only grit his teeth and stepped forward, shouting loudly: "Brothers, show all the guys!" ”
I saw more than a dozen officials trembling forward, but what they were carrying was not a weapon, but all kinds of strange things, carrying night incense, holding black dog blood, and holding a big rooster...... There was even a tall and thin servant who carried a few menstrual belts used by women in his hands!
Xia Gongji was very satisfied with this, turned around and said with a smile on his face: "Master Fahai, I'm tired of you." ”
At his request, a big monk dressed in a red-backed gold silk robe came out of the crowd, tightened the Buddha beads in his hand, and proclaimed the Buddha with one palm: "Amitabha, when the poor monk entered the city, he found that this place was full of resentment, and it turned out that the demon was hiding here!" Don't panic, the poor monk has already invited the true dragon Arhat protector, as long as you listen to the poor monk's orders, you will definitely be able to capture it in one fell swoop! ”
No wonder Wu Kai couldn't wait for anyone, it turned out that the county regarded him as a 'demon' with high magic skills, so he specially ran to the nearby Jianggou Mountain and invited Master Fahai, the abbot of Faming Temple, to go down the mountain to catch demons.
As soon as those officials saw Monk Fahai come forward, their hearts were immediately lifted, and they were ready to rush in to subdue demons and eliminate demons - but they didn't know that Monk Fahai was complaining in his heart, although he was a genuine monk, where did he have any ability to catch demons?
However, behind him is the civil and military official of YG County, if he retreats here for half a step, the reputation of the painstaking business for many years will be over, so Fahai can only grit his teeth and walk into the courtyard with his head held high, hoping that the 'demon' does not live up to his name, and he is an embroidered pillow with a strong outside and a dry man like himself.
However, as soon as he entered the courtyard gate, Monk Fahai's heart was half cold, there is a way that extraordinary people must have visions, and this 'demon' in front of him is obviously in line with this, only to see that although he is less than five feet tall, his hands are longer than his knees [mainly his body is short], and his ears are lobe...... The most important thing is that he saw a group of people pouring in, but he still sat on the Taishi chair without being frightened.
This is obviously not a good stubble!
"Don't move! Or I'll kill her!" ”
Monk Fahai was in doubt, and when he heard a loud roar, he hurriedly borrowed the donkey from the slope to stop, and looked at the sound, only to see a little woman in the corner being held hostage with a firewood knife, and it seemed that it should be the daughter of the Wu Eunuch.
This look is that he has been prepared for a long time, and Monk Fahai is becoming more and more panicked in his heart, but he has already reached this point, so he can't escape from the battle, right?
He had to bite the bullet and yelled: "Bah~!" Where did the shameless demon come from, he dared to harm people's lives in broad daylight, today the poor monk will do the way for the sky, if you are interested, you will first release the daughter of Wu Dujian, I can't say that the poor monk can still let you die a happy death! ”
When those officials heard the master's words, they seemed to have won the victory, and they also clamored one by one, waving the 'Qimen weapon' in their hands and scolding: "Wuda, come and die quickly!" ”
"Don't beg for mercy again, beware of annoying the master, so that you will never be able to live beyond life!"
"Master Fahai in person, you dead monster don't hurry up and show your original form!"
Wu Kai was pretending to be cool there, and he almost couldn't hold back when he heard the word 'Fahai', this is not on the edge of the West Lake, why did he jump out of the Fahai - he didn't know that there was really a West Lake Town in YG County, but this West Lake was not the West Lake, and this Fahai was not the other Fahai.
Slandering in his heart, Wu Kai lazily cocked Erlang's legs and sneered: "Master Fahai? Haven't heard of it! But if you really have any skills, you have to do it quickly, otherwise...... Hehe, I'm afraid there is no chance. ”
When Fahai heard Tu say this, he was even more bottomless in his heart, but now that it was difficult to ride a tiger, he had to grit his teeth, and shook his sleeves and ordered: "Everyone, use all the guys in your hands, and break this demon's evil law first!" ”
All the officials suddenly agreed, and they all picked up the Qimen weapons in their hands and stood behind Fahai [let go forward, it would be killed and not done], and regardless of whether the 'range' was enough or not, they were ready to splash it hard.
However, at this moment, Wu Kai suddenly raised three fingers, and when everyone was inexplicable, he retracted one, then two, and finally retracted all the fingers, leaving only a black fist.
What does that mean?
Rumble~
Without waiting for Fahai to think about it, he heard a loud bang behind him, as if more than a dozen people pushed him on his back at the same time, and threw the fat monk seven or eight meters away, and smashed it into the flower bed.
Fahai fell like this, not to mention the officials who stood behind him, the dead and wounded, they couldn't find a single one, and the Qimen weapons in their hands were 'self-destructing', and those who were lucky not to die were also struggling miserably in the blood of, urine and dogs at this time.
Even the soldiers outside the gate were also affected, and a few were injured by the sputtered broken iron slag, and the rest were crying and screaming - Li Datian, a civil official of the county magistrate, where have you seen this? Immediately screamed in fright, and the first one fled.
His top boss has run away, and the county clerk, the chief bookkeeper, the warden, the secretary and others still haven't learned the same? Qi Qi shouted, and all of them fled without a trace!
Although Wu Dujian was barely calm, he had no choice but to call his subordinates to leave in a hurry, so in the blink of an eye, there were only a few seriously injured servants left in the huge Ximen Mansion.
Call~
Wu Kai let out a sigh of relief, he didn't expect that Wu Dujian would invite a monk to catch demons, he could only say that these ancients were too imaginative, and they insisted that the detonator explosion was a spell.
In fact, there were already fireworks made of black powder in the Northern Song Dynasty, but they were monopolized by the royal family, and even ordinary princes and nobles were rare to see, let alone small places such as YG County.
"Master, this woman has fainted."
At this time, Ju An cautiously reminded her, but it turned out that Wu Yueniang saw the scene just now and fainted in fright.
"Let's get her in first."
Wu Kai commanded casually, and beckoned to the pomegranate bush, and Brother Yun, who was trembling with his hands and feet, dared to show his head, and looked at the tragic situation in the courtyard in horror, obviously he took advantage of the chaos to detonate the detonator just now.
"Okay, it's not like you haven't seen dead people, what's there to be afraid of." Wu Kai raised his hand and pointed to the flower bed again, and said, "Go and see if the monk is still angry." ”
I've seen a lot, but aren't they all just seen today?
Brother Yun scolded his stomach, but he didn't dare to disobey Wu Kai's order, so he cautiously approached Fahai's side, broke a dead branch with his hand, and stabbed him in the belly of Bai Huahua.
Seeing that Fahai didn't react, he boldly reached out and probed Fahai's nose again, and found that the monk of Zhejiang University was no longer breathing.
Brother Yun couldn't help but sigh and said, "I didn't expect the famous Fahai Master to die like this. ”
It seems that this great monk is quite famous, but Wu Kai obviously saw that his chest was still rising and falling, how could he run out of gas so quickly?
"Dead?"
Wu Kai pretended not to care, waved his hand as if chasing flies, and said, "Then cut off his head and put it at the door......"
"Don't!"
Before he finished speaking, he saw Fahai get up with a grunt, rushed to Wu Kai's side with a rolling belt, hugged his thigh and cried: "What a man spares his life!" Spare your life, hero! As long as the hero lets the little monk live, let me do anything! ”
Get~
It's another greedy and afraid of death!
Wu Kai was speechless for a while, and teased him: "Then what can you do for me, say it and listen." ”
"This ......"
How does Fahai know what he can do for this demon king of the mixed world? But after all, he was born as a fool, and after a little groaning, he said: "Hero, I don't know what difficulties you have right now, and the little monk may be able to help you solve your worries." ”
"Difficulty?" Wu Kai grinned and said casually: "Let's just talk about the lawsuit in front of me, can you help me settle it so that the government will no longer pursue it?" ”
He is just teasing Fahai, who knew that Fahai hesitated for a moment, and then gritted his teeth and said: "The little monk can do it!" ”