Murder on the street, kidnapping hostages, and violently resisting arrest, can such an ironclad case be settled?

This cowhide is really blown without edges!

At that time, Wu Kai's face sank, and he raised his foot and kicked the fat monk to the ground, and sneered: "Be stupid? Say! Do you want to volunteer to be a lobbyist, and then have a meat bun and beat the dog and never come back?! ”

"No, no, no!"

Fahai hurriedly got up again, hugged one foot of Wu Kai and hurriedly defended: "The little monk never dares to coax the hero!" If the hero can't believe me, he can send someone else to be a lobbyist, and the little monk is only responsible for coming up with ideas! ”

What do you say...... Does he really have the ability to solve the dilemma in front of him?

Wu Kai was a little moved in his heart, and on the surface he still looked disdainful, and continued to beat and intimidate the fat monk for a few words, and asked him to work with Brother Yun and Ju'an to throw those officials outside the courtyard regardless of whether they were dead or alive. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

As for those dirty things, because Wu Kai was worried that there would be any ambush in the official mansion, he could only throw them outside through the wall.

After all this was done, Wu Kai took Fahai and Brother Yun to the wing room on the west side - there were many people in the hall, or the wing room was more suitable for talking about things, and as for bringing Brother Yun, it was to prevent the big monk from hurting people.

Entering the wing, Wu Kai sat down on the chair of Zhang Taishi, pointed to the square brick in front of him and asked Fahai to kneel obediently - since he became 'Wu Dalang', he has liked this condescending angle.

Fahai didn't think there was anything wrong, knelt on the ground and raised three fingers at Wu Kai, and said with a smile: "Good man, if you want to settle this matter, you can't do without three things." ”

"Oh? It's those three things. ”

"The first thing, of course, is money."

Fahai snapped his little finger and said, "How can anyone who is an official not like money?" Let's just say that the county commander of this county, Lord Li, as long as you are willing to fight, even if you are his father-killing enemy, he can greet him with a smile! ”

This is similar to Wu Kai's impression, whether it is in the Water Margin or in the Golden Bottle, this YG prefectural magistrate is an out-and-out corrupt official - but now that so many people have died, does he dare to take this hot potato?

However, Wu Kai did not immediately question it, but waited to listen to Fahai's next words.

I heard Fahai continue to break his ring finger and said: "This second thing is 'Wei', the 'Wei' of the majesty, the 'Wei' of the threat!" You have to be able to scare them and make them afraid to take risks, or they won't be able to keep even more money - needless to say, with your Five Thunder Righteous Method, it's enough to make them tremble! ”

This one is still reliable, and the practice of a carrot in one hand and a stick in the other hand cannot be wrong at any time.

"This third thing is also the most important thing."

Speaking of this, Fahai showed a little smugness on his face, and shook his middle finger in front of Wu Kai a few times before he said slowly: "This last thing is a 'woman's heart'!" ”

"A woman's heart?"

Wu Kai was really shocked by him this time - could it be that this fat monk was actually a cult? Why are you talking about it, and you're about to disembowel?!

"That's right, to be precise, it's Wu Yueniang's heart!"

Fahai swore by what he said, but Wu Kai almost didn't have a crooked nose, and he delayed his work for half a day in vain, feeling that this monk was actually a madman!

"You dead bald ass!"

He flew up, kicked Fahai on his back, pointed at Fahai's nose and scolded: "Be an idiot!" If you really want to dig out Wu Yueniang's heart, then Wu Dujian still doesn't play with Lao Tzu?! ”

Fahai rolled on a lazy donkey on the spot and unloaded most of his strength, seeing that Wu Kai was chasing after him and was about to be ruthless, he hurriedly protected a bald head, and shouted in his mouth: "Wronged, hero!" The heart I'm talking about is not that heart, you think wrong, this heart is not the other heart, a hero! ”

Wu Kai was stunned for a moment, frowned and said, "What a mess, what do you want to say!" ”

Fahai ate this kick, how dare he fight any more 'Zen machine', and hurriedly said: "I mean, we have to find a way to make Wu Yueniang willingly give up revenge, and even help you say good things in turn, so that not only will the money for bribing Li County Order be settled, but also be related to the high-ranking and powerful Wu Dujian, and when the time comes, ...... Oops~! ”

Before he finished speaking, Wu Kai caught up and kicked again: "What good thing do you want, then Wu Yueniang has a grudge against Lao Tzu for killing her husband, and it is nonsense enough to make her willing to give up revenge, let alone let her speak for me!" ”

"Hero, listen to me first!" Fahai rubbed his heart and mouth, and shouted with bared teeth: "Isn't it just the father-in-law who killed her, let's compensate her for one more?!" ”

This is really more and more outrageous, and the 'Xianggong' can also pay if he wants to?

Who knew that the matter of not slipping was still to come, and the monk Fahai actually slammed his head on the ground and swore solemnly: "The poor monk is not talented, I am willing to protect this big medium for you and Wu Xiaoniang with a three-inch tongue!" ”

Wu Kai was completely speechless, it seems that this fat monk was injured in the brain, otherwise how could he say such a funny thing - not to mention the revenge of killing her husband, just by virtue of her black and short appearance, Wu Yueniang will not agree to this marriage unless she is blind!

He laughed angrily, pointed at Fahai's nose and said, "Okay, okay, you want to pull the fiber for Lao Tzu, right?" Okay, okay, then I'll see if you have the ability to do it - but let's talk ugly things first, if you can't do it, don't blame Lao Tzu for being ruthless! ”

Fahai's face turned white in an instant, and he kowtowed like garlic and said, "Hero, hero!" The little monk is only fifty or sixty percent sure, if things don't work out, it's not too late for us to think of another way, you can ......"

Okay~

At this time, I dare to say that I am sure of 'five or six percent'!

Wu Kai really didn't know what to say, so he simply pushed the door open, and said weakly: "Let's go, old Yue, let me see your ability to pull the red line." ”

That being said, he actually planned to lure this crazy monk to the hall and then let Juan cut it in two--it should be all about making Juan surrender.

Who knew that Fahai refused to get up, but said: "Good man, before the poor monk goes to talk to the matchmaker, you have to give me a thorough understanding, which star is you?" ”

"What?"

Wu Kai was stunned and said, "What did you just say?" ”

"The poor monk is asking, which way in the sky are you immortals? Or, which of my Buddhas is mighty? ”

This monk is really crazy!

Wu Kai said angrily: "My special mother is the Monkey King!" ”

"Monkey King?" Fahai frowned, and said cautiously: "The immortal name of a good man is really extraordinary, but I am afraid that the little lady Wu is lonely and unheard, this ...... Since they are all gods in the sky, I wonder which Buddha and Bodhisattva you have a relationship with? That little lady Wu is the most respectful Buddha, you might as well take the name of a friend......"

What the monk said was still a bit cloudy, but this time Wu Kai heard some doorways, closed the door with his backhand, stared at Fahai with burning eyes, and asked, "What do you mean, keep talking!" ”

Seeing that Wu Kai finally paid attention to it, Fahai suddenly perked up, and said with his eyebrows: "You probably don't know, this Mrs. Simon is famous for her love of Buddhism, not to mention that she built a family temple when she got married, and she has to go to the temple to give alms during the New Year's holidays, if she knows that you are the reincarnation of a living Buddha, she will definitely not dare to be disrespectful!" ”

Thinking about the string of Buddha beads that Wu Yueniang was clinging to, it should be true that she was obsessed with serving the Buddha, but ...... The reincarnation of a living Buddha is such a, will she really believe it?

"Yes!"

Fahai swore and said: "You summoned the supernatural power of heavenly thunder, she saw it with her own eyes, and the poor monk came forward to corroborate it, what is she suspicious?" Amitabha, this time the poor monk is not so much to protect the media, but to persuade her to turn back to the shore, feed the Buddha with her body, and cultivate the right fruit! ”

As he spoke, the fat monk sat cross-legged with his hands folded, looking a little solemn.

It was only at this time that Wu Kai finally believed that he really wanted to help him protect the media, and he couldn't cry or laugh for a while, this idea was really whimsical - but even if this method failed, it wouldn't be any harm, if it succeeded, even if he couldn't resolve the crisis in front of him, at least he could sleep with Ximenqing's beautiful wife, why not do it?

"Good!"

Thinking of this, Wu Kai immediately clapped his hands and said: "Just do as you say, as long as you can really fool you...... Let Wu Yueniang obediently remarry, not only will Lao Tzu not kill you, but also have a reward! ”

With that, he pushed the door open a second time.

Fahai hurriedly stopped him again and sneered: "What's that...... We haven't made it clear which Buddha or Bodhisattva you are. ”

"It's not simple, you just say that Lao Tzu is the reincarnation of the Buddha who defeated the fight."

Since it is to make up a story, it is natural to make it up decently, so Wu Kai closed the door again, and said seriously: "Speaking of this fight to defeat the Buddha, there is an allusion, it is said that in the ancient pre-Qin period, there was a big mountain on the sea in the extreme east, called Huaguo Mountain......"

told the story of Journey to the West, although many details were omitted, but Wu Kai's mouth was dry, and the monk Fahai who listened to it was dizzy.

At the end of the talk, when Sun Wukong was named the Buddha of Fighting, the fat monk suddenly jumped up from the ground, grabbed Wu Kai's shoulders and shouted excitedly: "What a fight to defeat the Buddha!" What a Buddha! Where did you hear this story? I must write it out and publish it all over the world, and I will definitely be able to make my Buddhist followers ...... Big...... The Great King spares his life! ”

Halfway through the shouting, Fahai remembered the methods of the person in front of him, his tongue was wooden, and he was busy kneeling and begging for mercy.

Wu Kai is not the small-bellied chicken intestine, seeing that he is so excited to hear it, he must use it to fool Wu Yueniang will also get twice the result with half the effort, so he said disapprerovitously: "It's okay, as long as you can convince Wu Yueniang, I will give you the right to sign this Journey to the West!" ”

"How this makes, how does this make!"

Fahai said 'how to make it' in his mouth, but his eyes were full of light, he didn't love money or lust in his life, he liked this 'name' word, if he could really rely on this 'Journey to the West' to leave a name for the ages, it would be worth dying!