As we spoke, we walked to the door of a rouge water shop, and from the door, we heard the voice of the shopkeeper and the women haggling, and I said, "I'll wait for you outside, I won't go in!" Sun Ce said: "Come in, let me introduce you to several skin care products that we commonly use, which can also make your rough face a little more beautiful!" Then I was dragged in by Sun Ce, and as soon as I came in, there was a pungent smell of rouge that almost choked me to death. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info I think if the fragrance is faint and slightly better, if the various fragrances are combined together, the effect is not as good as a fart!

After entering, Zhou Yu went straight to the shopkeeper, squeezed away the various girls next to him and stood in front of the boss and said: "Is there a kind of face covering this with volcanic rock, and it can also be muddy at the bottom of the sea!" The boss was not surprised at all, and it is estimated that there are many rich sons who have the same interests as these two goods.

The boss said, "Wait a minute, I'll get it for you!" Then he turned and went into the back hall. At this time, a woman next to her pushed Zhou Yu and said, "Do you understand what comes first and then comes?" We've been standing in line here for a long time, so you rush in and take it. “

Zhou Yu turned his head and glanced at him, and was stunned! Then he asked, "Girl, the color of your skin is so handsome, how do you take care of it?" I love it so much! "We were originally standing in the back, but after hearing someone arguing with Zhou Yu, we hurriedly squeezed in, afraid that this neurotic man and woman would be indistinguishable and beat the girl again!

We looked in the direction of Zhou Yu's gaze, this woman was at least 1.7 meters tall, with long black hair combed into a hemp flower braid behind her, her skin was wheat-colored, two sword eyebrows, extremely heroic, big eyes, high nose bridge, small lips, I saw him at first glance, I damn it, if it weren't for this girl wearing a Hanfu, I thought it was Laura in Tomb Raider!

The woman was also stunned when she heard Zhou Yu's words, and then said, "Can you manage it?" Get out of the back, don't force the old lady to be rough! Zhou Yu ignored her stubble at all, stretched out his hand and touched her face, and said in surprise: "The skin is so good, it's so slippery!" What kind of maintenance do you use!? The woman said angrily: "Whore, dare to tease the old lady!" Then he lifted his clothes and kicked Zhou Yu directly in the lower abdomen! Zhou Yu was in no hurry to hide, so he could only subconsciously shrink his abdomen and take a solid kick!

I suddenly involuntarily said, "Kick well!" Then Sun Ce next to him pulled me and said, "Where are you?" I reflected at this time, coughed and said, "I can't help it, hehe, I'm sorry!" I said, why don't you go up and help? Sun Ce said helplessly: "He let a woman beat him, and I went up, and the two old men bullied a woman?" I nodded and said, "Well, let's just watch!" ”

As a result, Sun Ce's words were heard by Laura, and after saying a word and an accomplice, she jumped directly and grabbed a flying leg, Sun Ce dodged in a flash, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Girl, I didn't bully you, why did you attack me?" Laura said, "Don't think I didn't hear what you just said, you three must be in a group?" ”

At this time, Zhou Yu rubbed his stomach and said in the crowd: "Don't move her, leave it to me!" Then the two of us hurriedly retreated to the door, and when the girls who were shopping saw that this was going to fight, the female compatriots with a gossip soul immediately gave way in the middle, and a group of cheerleaders cheering for Laura instantly poured out!

The two of us stood in the middle of a group of women, all staring at us with a murderous look. At this time, Zhou Yu spoke, and everyone turned their eyes to Zhou Yu, and he said, "You are the first woman to touch me!" You should feel honored! The two of us collectively rolled our eyes, and then heard the women next to us chirping, "This man is so pretty, what a stinky fart!" “

Laura snorted and didn't speak, rushed towards Zhou Yu quickly, and punched at the door, Zhou Yu specially pretended to be a hand ready to hold Laura's fist, but he didn't expect Laura to be quite strong, and the grip was held, but the fist was still smashed on Zhou Yu's face, but there was still a Zhou Yu's hand between the fist and the face!

Zhou Yu pushed hard, pushed Laura's fist away, rubbed his nose and said, "Don't you hit someone in the face, don't you know?" Is there any quality? Laura sneered and said, "Adulter, dare to tell me about quality!" Look at the legs! “

Laura lifted the long skirt, took her left leg as the origin, and her right leg drew an arc, heading straight for Zhou Yu's neck. Zhou Yu's left hand was on the side of his face, and his right hand pushed it, wanting to push Laura down, but Zhou Yu's right palm was firmly grasped by Laura as a fulcrum, and his left leg was forced, and his body rose in the air and was directly on Zhou Yu's chest, and Zhou Yu was kicked back a few steps by this leg. Laura landed on the ground on a backflip and stood back.

The two of us were collectively surprised, clapping our hands and saying in unison, "What a kung fu!" At this moment, Laura looked at the two of us with a look of disdain and said, "None of you can escape!" “

The two of us were still in a daze, when we found that Zhou Yu patted the clothes on his chest and said, "I just changed my clothes in the morning, and now you have kicked them dirty, you have to compensate me!" Laura was also stunned when she saw that this thing was completely fine, and turned around to beat Zhou Yu again.

The two of us immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and I said, "I escaped~" Sun Ce also wiped his sweat and said, "Yes, this woman is so powerful!" After they fought there for more than ten rounds, Zhou Yu waved his hand and said, "Don't fight!" Laura sneered: "Cowardly? If you admit it, quickly kowtow to the old lady and apologize! The old lady may let you go as soon as she is happy! Zhou Yu yawned and said, "I'm sweating a little, I don't like the smell of sweat, I'm going back to take a shower!" After he said this, the audience immediately booed.

Zhou Yu completely ignored the contemptuous eyes next to him, and walked out, just as Laura was about to chase, a girl came in next to her and grabbed her and said, "I'll go out for a while, you will make trouble for me, go, follow me back to the inn!" "And then they were dragged away, because there were so many people, we only heard their voices, but we didn't see them!

Out of the store, I said, "Uncle Zhou, can you not cause trouble, you are all people who are about to become immortals, as for these mortals, you are generally knowledgeable!" Zhou Yu turned his head to look at me and said, "Uncle Ben chose to go back because I didn't have the same knowledge as her, if I do my best, do you think she is my opponent?" But the color of her skin is so handsome, I really want to be like her! We both sighed behind us and followed.

Sun Ce said, "Brother Zhongyou, don't you still want to buy tobacco." Isn't there only one of them? I realized that I was going to buy something today, and I said, "I almost forgot about it." I'll go in and buy it, you wait a little bit for me. When I came out after buying tobacco, I found that Sun Ce was the only one standing there, and I asked, "What about the goods?" Sun Ce spread his hands and said, "He said he was going back to take a bath, so he left first!" ”

I smiled helplessly and said, "Alas, it's okay to go back, it's too much pressure to go out with him!" Sun Ce let out a sigh and said, "Yes, I found that since he became like this, I have instantly aged twenty years!" I laughed and said: "Haha, you are much more mature than when I saw you before, young man~" Sun Ce said: "No way, it turned out that he was used to me, and now that he is sick, I have to get used to him, and now when I look at him like that, I remember that I was tossing around blindly, and I played the role of Gongjin at that time, and I can also understand how tired he was at the beginning!" ”

I nodded and said, "Well, you've grown up, I'll rub!" Sun Ce was stunned for a moment and said, "Why are you scolding me?" I quickly pulled him to a stall and sat down, and whispered, "I saw that female man just now!" Sun Ce looked around, and I pressed there and whispered: "Don't look blindly, let him look at it again, is it you or me?" Sun Ce then reflected who I was talking about, and then the two of us stared at the teapot on the table motionlessly, sitting with our backs to the street.

Coincidentally, the book was not written, and at this time, Xiao Er came over to the two of us and asked, "What kind of tea do you want to drink?" I whispered, "Just have a pot, don't bother me!" As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Xiao Er say: "Okay, two girls drink tea, just sit here!" The two of us shuddered, and then heard a gentle voice ask, "Are there anyone here?" I didn't raise my head and said, "Someone, go to the toilet, come right away!" Then the girl said something to disturb and left! But the guy next to her muttered, "Why are people so rude now?" Then he turned his head and glanced at us, and at this glance we almost flew away!

Sun Ce, who was so immortal, sneezed at this time, but was seen by the Laura and immediately shouted: "Fellow thief! Immediately, the tea drinkers, the pedestrians on the road, and the street vendors all looked at the two of us. Sun Ce whispered: "I was discovered, what should I do?" I bowed my head and said, "Thirty-six plans are the best plan!" Run! With that, the two of us got up and ran in the opposite direction.

After running for twenty minutes before the two of us stopped, the two of us sat breathlessly under a big tree, I gasped and said: "Zhou Yu is a bastard, Lao Tzu was not scared like this when he met the Yellow Turban Army!" Sun Ce also leaned against the tree and tilted his head and said, "Yes, my heart is still beating wildly!" After ten minutes of pause, I said, "Where is this?" Sun Ce stood up with the tree in his hands, looked at it for a while, and shook his head, saying that he didn't know.

We sat there again and rested for a while, and I said, "Let's go, let's see what else you want to buy, and go back as soon as you're done!" After Sun Ce nodded, the two of us began to walk back, tossing and turning for more than an hour before walking back to the place where we had escaped just now.

We found a remote place, Sun Ce went in and bought some so-called daily necessities, the two of us walked towards the inn, returned to the inn, pushed open the door of my room, and saw Ge Xuan sitting there reading, I ignored him, and fell on the bed. Ge Xuan asked me while reading the book: "Are you going out shopping, or are you going to war, why do you see that you are so tired." ”

I waved my hand and said, "Alas, don't mention it, it's all Zhou Yu's slut who is to blame, he slipped away by himself after provoking a tigress, and as a result, the tigress chased me and Sun Ce half to death!" After listening to this, Ge Xuan put down the book and looked at me with a smile and said, "Haha, there are still people who can bully you?" I took a puff of my cigarette and said, "Alas, this woman is so domineering!" Ge Xuanyile said, "Who? And people you don't know? I said, "I just thought all the way, I really didn't expect a woman to be in this form!" It's so tiger! “

At this time, the door of our house was pushed open, and Gan Ning and the others walked in and said, "This afternoon has been a big harvest, look at what I bought!" I lay motionless on the bed, and Gan Ning asked Ge Xuan suspiciously, "What's wrong?" Ge Xuan said: "I was shocked, slow down there!" Then he told Gan Ning about it, and Gan Ning smiled and said, "You two straw bales, let a girl chase you all over the street?" I sat up and pointed at Gan Ning with a cigarette pouch and said, "Don't be arrogant, if you meet you, you may run faster than the two of us!" Ganning said that there was no pressure, and then continued to despise me.

At dinner, he happened to meet Lu Su who came here to eat, and we had another meal together, during which he knew that we were going to Guangling early tomorrow morning after a meal was also a sigh, saying that it was hard to meet a group of like-minded people, which was going to be separated. Then he also said that he would send us to Guangling, saying that Guangling was reliable as his friend's ship! He said that he would send a car to pick us up tomorrow morning, and just as he was going to send people to Guangling to take a boat, he took our group with him by the way, and there was a response along the way! This meal lasted until midnight, and finally Lu Su said that you still have to hurry, so you dispersed!

Early the next morning, we were called up by the family of Lu Su, who said: "Our master said that when you wake up, we will gather at the east gate of the city and set off." Ge Xuan said to the family: "We will arrive at the east gate of the city in half an hour, you go and talk to your master, by the way, thank you master!" ”

As soon as we packed our bags and went out, there were two carriages and eight horses standing outside the door. I resolutely got into the carriage, and one of the servants said, "The carriage is for luggage, and the horses are for you!" I was embarrassed and said, "I'll just take the carriage, you can ride a horse!" The family smiled and rode in front to lead the way, and a bunch of us walked towards the east gate.

When I arrived at a pavilion outside the East Gate, I found Lu Su waiting there, and there was a carriage and a luggage cart behind him! I asked, "Brother Zijing, what is this?" Lu Su smiled and said: "This is the daughter of my father's family of friends, and I happened to come to Xuzhou City to play, and I want to take a boat from Guangling back to Lujiang County!" We didn't care after answering, and the group set off, and walked to noon on the side of the road to take out dry food and prepare to eat, Lu Su ran to the side of the carriage and asked the two daughters in the carriage to come out to eat something.

I saw a wheat-colored girl with a big ponytail and wheat-colored skin rushing out of the carriage, and came out and stretched her waist and said, "I am too embarrassed by this carriage, I will ride a horse in the afternoon!" Then he turned his head and helped a woman dressed in light green clothes to get out of the car, this woman was definitely a symbol of beauty, and the characteristics of beauty were fully displayed on his face.

Suddenly, we were all stunned, except for Ge Xuan and Zhou Yu, Sun Ce and I were frightened when we saw the tigress, and the rest were shocked when we saw the beautiful woman in light green clothes. The tigress Laura, after helping her companion, glanced at us, and at once saw the three of us, and then her face changed instantly, and she shouted: "Whore, it is you, who took two short knives out of the carriage and slew at us!"

Sun Ce and I were so frightened that we threw away the sauce in our hands and turned around and ran, and the rest of the people were even more puzzled, only to see Laura running directly to Zhou Yu sitting on the stone with double knives in her hand, and split her head without saying a word. Gan Ning gasped and said, "What a big hatred this is, the first move is to go to the head!" Then he turned his head to see that the two of us had run out for almost a hundred meters, turned his head to chase us, and shouted behind him: "Don't run away with the two of you, people won't chase you two at all!" When we heard this, we looked back and sure enough, we didn't chase the two of us, we were watching from behind a tree!

Gan Ning came over and said, "She went directly to Zhou Yu!" "I thought, yes, with Zhou Yu's hatred there, this tigress shouldn't rush at us, so we quietly walked back and hid behind a big tree to peek! At this time, everyone reflected, and they all ran up to pull the rack! Lu Su was puzzled and said, "What's going on?" Where did you get such a big hatred, second girl, can you put down the knife first! Lu Su said as he wanted to go up and grab the knife.

But the two of them fought too hotly, and Lu Su couldn't rush in at all, Laura said while waving a knife: "Adulter, today is either you die or I die!" Zhou Yu said slowly: "Only you can die, I can't die!" "Angry Lola screams!

Lu Su shouted at us, "What the hell is going on? Zhongyou! Where did Zhongyou go? I beckoned to Lu Su from behind a tree and said, "I'm here!" Lu Su ran over and said, "What's the matter?" Why are you two hiding behind a tree? I said, "I'm afraid she'll kill me!" Lu Su hurriedly said: "How did you recruit her?" “

I told Lu Su about yesterday's incident, and Lu Su sighed and said: "Brother Gongjin too, it's not good to recruit anyone, but to recruit such a person who is not easy to mess with!" Sun Ce asked, "What is the origin of this tigress?" So powerful! Lu Su hurriedly said: "Can we not talk about this first, separate the two of them first, this sword has no eyes, what can I do if it hurts?" I said, "Do you think these two can be separated?" Lu Su was helpless: "Then you can't fight like this!" ”

At this time, the woman in green said loudly: "Little sister, Hugh is rude, these are all friends of Brother Zijing, don't fight!" Sun Ce said leisurely: "His sister is very knowledgeable, why does she have such a sister?" I said, "Isn't this the female version of black and white impermanence!" Ge Xuan said: "I can't complain that you are always beaten, how can you describe a woman like this!" I said angrily: "You haven't been chased all over the street by the black impermanence, have you?" At this time, Black Impermanence Laura was stopped by White Impermanence, and I found that this Black Impermanence still listens to White Impermanence! Bai Wuchang snatched the double knives from Hei Wuchang's hands and returned to the carriage, and the two knives were nailed to the wooden board of the carriage, and we were collectively shocked again, I damn it, this is also a master!

Bai Wuchang went up and bowed to the important task and said: "Little sister is doing things more abruptly, if you disturb everyone, I will make amends to you here!" The two behind the tree can come out, and I promise that my little sister won't do anything to you again! After saying this, the two of us really wanted to find a hole to get into, but the person next to us was already laughing back and forth.

Bai Wuchang said to Zhou Yu again: "What's the matter with my little sister who keeps calling you a thief? You are a friend of Brother Zijing, and I believe that you are definitely not some kind of evildoer, there must be some misunderstanding between them, right? Zhou Yu glanced at Bai Wuchang, then snorted and turned his head away! Sun Ce and I hurriedly ran up and said, "Yes, yes, this is a misunderstanding, this girl is really discerning." On that day, Gongjin admired your sister's complexion and thought it looked good, and then touched his skin by the way! "I'll quickly pull Sun Ce back, and when this thing is finished, won't I have to fight again!

I said with a hippie smile: "Girl, that's the case, that day my brother Gongjin was in a hurry to buy things, so he cut in line, Ling Mei was very angry when he saw it, so he looked for Gong Jin to theorize, and Gong Jin saw that Ling Mei's appearance was outstanding, and all praised a few words, it is estimated that Ling Mei thought that Gong Jin was going to tease her, so she fought hard! The two of us were afraid that we would be misunderstood that three men were bullying a woman, so we didn't go up to fight! “

After Bai Wuchang heard what I said, he nodded and said, "I roughly understand, since both parties are friends of Brother Zijing, and it is a misunderstanding, then forget it!" After nodding to Lu Su, he led Hei Impermanence into the carriage!

Suddenly the two of us breathed a sigh of relief. I asked, "Who are these two?" This aura is so sufficient! Lu Su smiled: "This beautiful Jiangdong Erqiao who shocked all directions! I screamed, "Divine horses? Big and small Joe? Lu Su smiled: "You know too? I sighed: "It's better to meet than to be famous~"

I turned my head to look at Zhou Yu, and then at Sun Ce, who looked dazed, and thought, these two will have a good life in the future. I patted Sun Ce on the shoulder and said, "Treasure, brother! Sun Ce scratched his head and said, "What do you mean?" I picked up a loaf of bread and said, "It's all right, let's eat, we'll have to hurry in a while!" ”

At this time, Zhou Yu came back and said with a cold face: "It's over?" Lu Su said: "Well, it's all explained, it's okay!" Then Zhou Yu nodded and said, "Hmm! Then he took a loaf of bread and ran to eat it! We were in a trance! Could it be that Zhou Yu is back?