Sun Ce ran over and looked at Zhou Yu and said, "Bath God? Zhou Yu said impatiently: "Are you sick?" I glanced at Ge Xuan, Ge Xuan hurriedly put down the things in his hand, then walked over and grabbed Zhou Yu's wrist and began to call the pulse, Zhou Yu shook it and said, "You are also sick?" Can't Lao Tzu be quiet for a while? "And then all of us should go about it!

Sun Ce muttered and sat back next to me and said, "I thought he was recovered!" I sighed and said, "I thought it was going to be, but now it seems that this is useless!" When we finished eating and were cleaning up, Zhou Yu stood on the big time and said loudly: "I want to announce one thing!" We looked back at him together. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Zhou Yu patted his chest and said, "Lao Tzu has never been beaten by a woman, she was the first woman to kick me." Lao Tzu has never touched a woman, she is also the first woman I have touched, and it is very slippery! So I decided I was going to marry her! "When we heard this, we were instantly petrified!

Sun Ce hurriedly pulled him down and said, "Big brother, don't make trouble, it's okay, the confession is not as unrestrained as you!" What do you call and it's slippery? Lu Su was the first to wake up and said: "Haha, Brother Gongjin, you are too direct, just now people are still fighting with you with a knife!" “

Zhou Yu said loudly: "What Lao Tzu decides will not change!" Just wait and see, you laity! I turned my head to look at Ge Xuan and said, "Did you give him a spring palace diagram or a meditation formula?" How did it come to this? “

Ge Xuan was also blinded: "It stands to reason that reading more of this meditation recipe shouldn't be like this, why are you still greedy for beauty?" I said, "This thing is for normal people, isn't it crazy that a madman will be even crazier when he reads it?" Ge Xuan scratched his head and said, "I don't know, wait until I study it!" “

I saw Zhou Yu walking towards Xiao Qiao's carriage. A few of us hurriedly carried Zhou Yu back, and Sun Ce said: "Ancestor, don't make trouble for us, I beg you, okay!" Zhou Yu said: "You put Lao Tzu down, you can't stop Lao Tzu, even if Lao Tzu doesn't say it today, Lao Tzu will say it another day!" I said, "Zhang Liang, find a rope and tie it!" ”

So, on the way to Guangling, Zhou Yu was tied hand and foot and put on the carriage, and only took off the cloth in his mouth when he ate! Along the way, Little and Little Joe almost didn't get out of the carriage.

We walked for about three days, and Lu Su said, "Why don't we let him go?" I don't know, I think we're kidnapping! I said, "Kidnap and kidnap, save this goods and cause trouble again, anyway, there are still a few days before the road is separated, let them contact themselves later!" Zhou Yu was screaming there! All of us ignored him and continued on our way.

After walking to a lake on this day, the sky had already darkened, and when he saw a clearing by the lake, Lu Su looked at it and said: "This is the forest in front of it, everyone should sleep by this lake, this is a saltwater lake, and wild beasts generally don't come here to drink water!" ”

So we took advantage of the sunset to quickly find a branch to light a fire and set up a tent or something, and by the way, we tied Zhou Yu to a tree! At this time, Xiao Qiao jumped down from the car and said, "I'm almost suffocating, I've been in this broken car for the past few days!" Da Qiao in the back was still saying: "Don't go out, save you from causing trouble for me again, come back quickly!" “

Xiao Qiao said: "The scenery here is so beautiful, I'll stretch my muscles, sister, you can also come down and take a walk!" Da Qiao said angrily: "It's okay for you to go out, don't make trouble for me!" Little Joe waved his hand and said, "Got it." Got it! Then he walked around the lake.

A bunch of us were busy working there, and I didn't see these two get off, and after a while, Xiao Qiao was annoyed and ran to our side to watch us set up a tent, I grabbed a rope and asked Sun Ce to come over and nail the top to the ground, Sun Ce was about to hammer the nails after a snort, and then froze instantly, I looked up and said, "Smash, what are you stunned?" Then I followed Sun Ce's gaze, and Xiao Qiao was leaning against the tree next to us and watching us set up a tent, and as soon as I let go, we turned around and ran.

The tent collapsed in half in an instant, and Gan Ning, who was pulling the tent over there, shouted: "Pull, pull, what are you two doing?" Little Joe saw us turn her head and run away and shouted, "Hey, I don't eat people, you two ran a fart when you saw me!" Then Little Joe grabbed the rope and put him on a nail on the ground and said, "Take the cigarette pouch and smash it!" ”

Sun Ce saw that it was not him, and threw the hammer directly into my arms, I walked over tremblingly and said, "Are you sure you won't sneak attack me when I am wielding the hammer?" Xiao Qiao glanced at me and said, "Big man, why do you have a little woman's heart!" Hurry up, huh? Inside, you come over and hold on to that pillar! I said weakly, "Doesn't that scare you!" When Sun Ce heard him shouting, he also walked over slowly and hurriedly held on to the pillar.

Little Joe said to the two of us, "Look at the cowardice of you two, I didn't say I was going to beat you." Besides, didn't you already talk about it that day, even if there is a grudge, it has nothing to do with the two of you! "The two of us relaxed and said, 'Yes, if you are so sensible earlier, why should we both be scared like this!' Little Joe laughed and said, "Why do you want to tie that person to the book?" Sun Ce said, "He said he... I hurriedly stopped him and said, "This thing is too good to cause trouble, someone is messing with people, no one is messing with a beast or something, we can't stand it, you say yes, so it's better to tie it up!" Xiao Qiao smiled and said, "Hey, he also has today, you two get it, I'll go wander around somewhere else!" After saying that, he turned around and left.

We both looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief before we got back to work. At this time, Xiao Qiao jumped up and down in front of the tree where Zhou Yu was tied, and said with a smile: "You kid also have today!" He slapped him in front of the face. Zhou Yu looked at him, his eyes were round, and Xiao Qiao said, "Do you want to talk?" Zhou Yu nodded there.

Xiao Qiao said: "Then I won't let you say it!" Zhou Yu rolled his eyes, glared at Xiao Qiao, stared at Xiao Qiao a little hairy, and said, "Why are you staring at me?" Do you still want to fight? You think I'm going to be scared of you? Zhou Yu: "Hmm! Xiao Qiao said: "If it wasn't for my sister who stopped me that day, I would have chopped you up a long time ago!" Zhou Yu: "Hmm! Little Joe hugged his shoulders and said, "What are you doing there?" Look at you, so uncomfortable! Then he pulled the cloth off Zhou Yu's mouth!

Zhou Yu took a few breaths and said, "Xiao Qiao, uncle, I want to marry you!" Then he showed an extremely confident expression! I also shook the hair that stuck to my face! Xiao Qiao was stunned when he heard this, and then stammered: "Adulterous thief, you still can't change your nature!" The cloth in his hand was still on Zhou Yu's face and turned his head away!

Zhou Yu shouted right behind: "Let's go, even if you leave, I will chase you back!" You can't escape me! We hurriedly went up and covered the mouth, and I said, "Big brother, you can't save some snacks, you see, she must have gone back to stab you with a knife!" ”

After listening to what I said, several of them immediately gathered around Zhou Yu, and after waiting for a long time and no one was seen, Gan Ning said impatiently: "Are you still coming?" I'm hungry! I scratched my head and said, "I guess I won't come, let's disperse!" A group of people immediately rushed to the fire and began to wait for dinner.

At the same time, in the carriage, Xiao Qiao said helplessly to Da Qiao: "Sister, don't you keep holding the knife, are you tired?" I'm not going out to cut him! Da Qiao shook his head and said, "I don't believe it, he teased you again just now, can you not be angry, don't pretend to be here!" Xiao Qiao cried and laughed and said, "If I wanted to hit her just now, why should I come back and get a knife!" ”

Da Qiao thought about it and made sense, then put the knife behind him and leaned against it and said, "You're not angry?" Xiao Qiao said embarrassedly: "I'm a little angry, but I still have a feeling that I can't speak!" Da Qiao asked, "What does it feel like?" Xiao Qiao said: "I don't know, anyway, when he said it, my first reaction was not angry anyway!" ”

Da Qiao was shocked: "You don't really like that neurosis, do you?" Xiao Qiao hurriedly said: "How is it possible, I have only seen him twice!" Da Qiao was puzzled: "That's because you are angry with him!" Xiao Qiao said impatiently: "I don't know, okay, don't talk about it!" It's time to eat! He turned around and got out of the car, then turned around and asked, "Are you going?" Or will I get it back for you? Da Qiao sighed and said, "I'll go with you, so that you won't have any more trouble!" ”

A group of us gathered around the fire to roast the hares and pheasants that Zhang Liang had caught in the woods in the evening, and a group of people watched him roast with saliva in their mouths. Sun Ce said anxiously: "I haven't baked it yet, I've been tossing it for so long, it's almost done, let me taste it first!" Then he was about to catch it, and Zhang Liang beat him back with a small wooden stick, Zhang Liang said: "Don't worry, it's not delicious now, wait for all the honey oil to seep into it and then eat it, then it will be delicious, and then the outside will be scorched and the inside tender." "A group of us drooled all over the place. Little Joe came over and said, 'Ah, it's so fragrant, what's this roasting?' Then he pulled me and Sun Ce apart, and led his sister to sit down between us.

Zhang Liang saw that there were beautiful women, and said proudly: "Ancestral craftsmanship, Zhang Laosan roast chicken!" The outside is scorched and the inside is tender, and you want to eat the second one after eating one! A group of us interjected, "Stop talking nonsense, let's roast it!" Zhang Liang saw a group of evil ghosts staring at him, and he stopped talking nonsense, roasting chicken with his left hand and roasting rabbit with his hand, and began to work there!

Little Joe asked us, "Where are you going?" Such a large number of people, still with weapons! Sun Ce said, "Save his brother!" A finger at Zhang Liang. Xiao Qiao said to Zhang Liang: "Your popularity is quite good, so many people accompany you to save people!" Who caught your brother! I said, "My brother went astray and saved up a vote for the rebels." We're here to turn him to justice! Xiao Qiao was stunned for a moment and said, "Your brother is quite powerful, who is your brother?" Sun Ce said: "His brother is the now famous Zhang Jiao!" ”

As soon as these words came out, Er Qiao was stunned, and Xiao Qiao immediately stood up and said, "You guys are going to save Zhang Jiao?" The thief who fought against the imperial court? Then Da Qiao hurriedly glanced at Lu Su, Lu Su waved his hand and said: "You two don't need to panic, I also know a little bit about them, this barbecue is Zhang Liang, and next to me is Zhang Bao, they were controlled by the bad guys before, fortunately they were saved by this Ge Shen Doctor and his junior brother by mistake, these are also good men who pull out their knives to help each other, and they are ready to rescue Zhang Jiao together, and then find out who is behind the control of them by the way!" So these people are chivalrous warriors! “

Xiao Qiao said excitedly when he heard it: "It turns out that you are so powerful, I didn't see it!" Then he touched me and said, "You are actually the junior brother of Doctor Ge, how can Doctor Ge have such a cowardly junior brother!" I gave him a blank look and said, "I'm a good man and don't fight with women!" Besides, what is there to show off as a brother of a friend of a woman! Xiao Qiao nudged me and said, "Don't slander Doctor Ge, we have all heard of him in the south, and we all say that Beihua Tuo and Nan Ge Xuan!" “

Ge Xuan waved his hand and said, "It's over, I'm just a wanderer!" I said disdainfully: "Return to the north Qiao Feng and the south Murong!" Little Joe said, "Who are these two?" I said, "We are the gatekeepers at the north and south ends of our village!" Xiao Qiao snorted, and then went to Ge Xuan's place, and asked Ge Xuan about everything, and Ge Xuan took the trouble to explain to her one by one.

Zhou Yu, who was tied to the tree over there, saw that the two of them were chatting hotly, and they had been arching like maggots! Da Qiao said next to him: "Little sister is offended, I can't compensate for her here!" I waved my hand and smiled: "It's okay, I'm used to it, and my straightforward personality is very good!" Da Qiao smiled and said, "You are the junior brother of Doctor Ge, so you must be quite good at your medical skills, but you haven't asked for advice yet!" ”

I arched my hand: "My name is Tong Qiang, and my name is Zhongyou." Although I am his junior brother, I don't know any medical skills, and our majors are different! Da Qiao smiled slightly: "Mr. Tong is modest!" I waved my hand and said, "Don't call me that, I'm not his sanctimonious appearance, just call me Zhongyou, see that you two are much younger than me, it's okay to call me brother!" Ha ha! “

Da Qiao hid his face and smiled and said, "Then let's call Brother Zhongyou." As far as I know, Zhang Jiao is a powerful color, just these few people? I'm afraid that there will be more luck and less luck! I said, "Hey, we wanted to outwit it, but it turned out that the brainy one went crazy, so we don't have any tricks now!" I said and pointed to Zhou Yu.

Big Joe was shocked: "He? I nodded. Sun Ce sat next to Da Qiao, and kept looking at Da Qiao with a slanted face, and he was stunned there for a long time, thanks to Da Qiao's politeness, he kept looking at me when he spoke, and if he wanted to see Sun Ce's idiot expression behind him, he probably had to be called a lewd thief again! I called out to Sun Ce and said, "You ask him, they are small!" ”

At this time, Sun Ce woke up, laughed and said, "Ah." Yes, the two of us are small, Gongjin is very smart, yes, very smart! I said, "You can't tell you any other." Sun Ce smirked: "Ah, haha, smart is smart, what else to describe, anyway, before the nerves, we all listened to him!" ”

Da Qiao covered his mouth and smiled: "Even Doctor Ge can't help it?" I deliberately said loudly, "He is a friend of women, how can he cure men!" After saying that, the people next to him all laughed. Ge Xuan shook his head helplessly at me. Xiao Qiao stood up for Ge Xuan and said, "That's better than you, who can't do anything!" I smiled and said, "Senior brother, there will be admirers speaking for you in such a while!" The person next to him laughed again.

Gan Ning smiled and said, "I didn't expect this old tree to bloom!" Ge Xuan hurriedly said: "Xingba, don't talk nonsense!" Gan Ning said with a wicked smile on his face: "Spring is coming!" Aha"

A group of people began to laugh again, only to see that the master who was helping on the tree behind Ge Xuan was struggling again, and his eyes were staring at Gan Ning, and he was about to burst into flames! I smiled and said to Cang You next to me: "If Zhou Yu is released now, neither my senior brother nor Gan Ning will survive!" Do you believe it? Cang You smiled and said, "It's all right!" ”

After I finished speaking, I turned around to see that Da Qiao was talking to Sun Ce, Sun Ce's expression was extremely unnatural, but he still answered with difficulty, and looked at me from time to time. I know he's embarrassed, so forget it, let's help him. I found out that this handsome guy can't get a partner!

I asked Zhang Liang, "Will I still live until the day you finish baking?" Zhang Liang smiled and said, "It's okay right away, wait for me to sprinkle some more salt, and it's good to taste!" After listening to me, Da Qiao's eyes turned to the roast chicken, and I said, "Bo Fu, prepare a few lotus leaves for Da Qiao's sister to wrap meat!" After Sun Ce nodded at Da Qiao, he hurriedly ran to my side, and I said, "I found out that I was pretending to be cowardly, you are really cowardly!" Can't say a word, huh? Sun Ce said embarrassedly: "As soon as I saw her, I was nervous, I couldn't say anything!" I said, "It's called a crush!" Sun Ce was surprised: "You see it?" “

I gave him a blank look and said, "Do you worship me?" Sun Ce nodded: "I admire you so much, you teach me!" I said, "Get out!" The war has not yet subsided, how can you think about this child's personal affairs! Sun Ce said anxiously: "Brother, brother, don't tell me it's useless!" ”

I looked up at him and said, "Hey, the young man has become smarter, this one is not like that, it's useless to come hard!" I pointed to Xiao Qiao next to Ge Xuan. Sun Ce said, "What should I do? Gan Ning said faintly beside him: "You also like such a woman with such a strong aura, you are really looking for abuse!" ”

Sun Ce covered Gan Ning's mouth: "You can be quiet, I like her since I saw her for the first time!" I'll tell you the truth, I've been dreaming about her for the past few days! Gan Ning smiled: "Sure enough, spring is coming!" Whew~" Then he learned a wolf howl and turned his head and left.

Sun Ce whispered, "Then what should I do now?" I said, "Let it be, donor." This kind of thing can't be rushed, you are a little more natural than anything else! I patted Sun Ce on the shoulder and turned my head to eat.

Sun Ce was stunned for a while, took some meat from the lotus leaf and sent it to Da Qiao, and stammered, "Eat it, it should be delicious." Hehe! He handed the meat over and turned his head back. I sighed and said, "Damn! You stupid, you can't sit next to her and eat together! Sun Ce said: "I forgot in a hurry, I'll go now!" I grabbed him and said, "How embarrassing it is to go empty-handed, holding a water bladder!" “

After Sun Ce glanced at me gratefully, he took the water bladder and went over, and then the whole meal Daqiao ate slowly and leisurely, Sun Ce took a water bladder and watched it beside him, just like a subordinate! The rest of us were laughing. Lu Su said: "I can see that this kid Bofu is tempted!" I smiled and asked, "Can you see that?" Lu Su shook his head and said, "I can't see it, he is just like the king of the mountain snatching Mrs. Zhai!" Haha" We burst into laughter again.

At this time, Xiao Qiao walked up to his sister and said to Sun Ce, "Why don't you eat?" What are you doing with a water bladder? Sun Ce said embarrassedly: "Huh? That, I'm not hungry, it's okay, you eat, eat! Xiao Qiao said, "Well, if you don't eat it, then I'll eat your share too!" Sun Ce smiled and said, "Eat, eat it all for you!" ”

Zhang Liang whispered: "This is the first time I've seen this foodie who doesn't eat, the power of love is really great!" We immediately laughed again, Zhang Bao smiled and pushed Zhang Liang: "Little fart child, I know a lot!" Zhang Liang gritted his teeth and smiled.

After that, I was almost finished, and I said to Sun Ce, "Hey, Lord Bath God hasn't eaten yet, hurry up and feed it!" Sun Ce reflected at this time, and hurriedly ran over with the water bladder, took off the cloth in Sun Ce's mouth and stuffed the water bladder into it, and after a while Zhou Yu spit it out, Zhou Yu said with difficulty: "When you feed me (Gollum) to drink water, can you not look elsewhere!" It's all in my nose! After speaking, Zhou Yu shook his head wildly.

At this time, Sun Ce reflected, hurriedly apologized and hurriedly wiped him, Zhou Yu said: "You are a little out of luck, you can't walk!" Sun Ce whispered: "You're not the same, you go crazy when you see a woman!" Zhou Yu said disdainfully: "At least I'm not cowardly!" Sun Ce said helplessly: "Okay, good, good, you're amazing, eat it." ”

After Zhou Yu was full, he shouted: "Xiao Qiao, have you thought about it, Lao Tzu wants to marry you." Ahamm "Because every time I finish eating, I will block it, this time Sun Ce was a little distracted, and let this product be ridiculed again! When Sun Ce heard this, he quickly stuffed the cloth again! After Xiao Qiao listened to him, he turned his head and left, and Da Qiao put down his things and followed behind!