The sky is not yet bright, the morning fog is filled with cold winds, and there are so many people who get up early on Zihe Street, and they are still in their own yards. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Suddenly, a sneaky figure approached the Wangpo Teahouse in the northwest corner, and slapped the door panel too hard in a hurry but didn't dare to do it too hard: "Godmother, godmother, open the door quickly." ”

This person is none other than Pan Jinlian, the daughter-in-law of Wuda next door.

But seeing that she was about twenty years old, tall, delicate-skinned, with high black hair, almond eyes and a nose, and although there was panic and panic between her eyebrows, she still couldn't hide the ten thousand kinds of enchanting and charming; The light blue placket jacket was half-open, revealing the pink skirt inside—perhaps he was in a hurry just now, when a pair of towering and violent ups and downs on his chest almost burst out.

"Why did the lady come, the big officials have been waiting for you upstairs for a long time."

Before she could knock a few times, the princess quickly lowered the latch and hurriedly led her upstairs.

As soon as he walked up to the second floor, he stretched out a big hand and grabbed Pan Jinlian's waist recklessly, Pan Jinlian was startled at first, and when he saw that the person who came was Ximen Qing, he threw himself into his arms and said coquettishly: "Official, the slave family is so scared!" ”

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid!"

To say that this Ximenqing is worthy of being a hungry ghost in the color, he changed the direction of the wind without a few words of comfort: "Lady, I haven't seen you for two days, but I really want to kill me, come, let me see if you are fat or thin." ”

At this moment, there was a crisp sound of click~ behind him, but it was Wang Po'er who locked the door with knowledge and interest, and now Ximenqing had no scruples, and walked up and down with his two paws, and greeted him directly to the chest, abdomen, buttocks, and legs.

Pan Jinlian was also in love with him when she ate him, but after all, she still had something on her mind, so she tried to free up her small mouth and gasped: "Official, how is this good, my eldest man was seriously injured by you the day before yesterday, and he was about to die when he saw it......"

"Mention him to something!"

At this time, Ximen Qing had already peeled off the light blue placket jacket, and was about to take off the red skirt in one go, but when he heard her mention Wu Dalang, he was a little unhappy in his heart, biting Pan Jinlian's earlobe like half a silver ingot, and said with a sneer: "As long as you don't go back to decoction to him, he will die soon!" Come on, come on, it's important to be busy with our business! ”

As he spoke, he picked up Pan Jinlian and walked to the head of the bed.

Seeing that she didn't speak anymore, the woman was afraid that she would not have a chance to speak, so she hurriedly said: "Official, you don't know, my eldest man is about to die when he sees it, but he suddenly loses his heart and goes crazy!" I didn't even know me last night, my mouth was full of nonsense, what 'more than ten years in Hengdian', what 'became an assistant director', the slave family who listened to it panicked. ”

"Crazy?"

Ximen Qing slowed down a few steps, and then he didn't care about it, Shi Shiran threw Pan Jinlian on the bed, peeled himself off with three strokes and five divisions, and threw himself up with a red strip, and his mouth was lewd~ smiled: "It doesn't matter if he is crazy or frightened, if the three-inch nail dares to make a mistake, I will let him never have a chance to speak again!" Lady, the spring night is short, don't think about that ugly monster anymore! ”

As a result, the hibiscus tent was turned red......

I don't know how long it took, when I was tired and drowsy, I heard the princess knock on the door outside the door: "Lady? Wife! Hurry up, your martial arts are crazy! ”

After a chicken, flying and dog jumping, the three of them came downstairs, moved half of the door panel and peeked out, only to see that the next door was already full of people, just one of them leaned on the door frame, holding a half-person-high candlestick in his hand, only to see that he was less than five feet tall, dark complexion, rough skin and thick flesh, just in response to the nickname of 'three inches of grain bark', who else could it be if it wasn't Wu Dalang?

I only heard that Wu Dalang shouted in a dumb voice: "Everyone, my Wu University will purchase plant ash and aged pig manure from now on, there are no special requirements for plant ash, the longer the pig manure year, the better!" I hope that all the folks and elders will have a lot of support, as long as the things are sent over, I promise to pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with one hand! ”

He was kicked downstairs by Ximenqing the day before yesterday, and he is still seriously injured and has not healed, and it is inevitable that he will not be out of breath when he shouts, every time he shouts twice, he has to stop and gasp for a few breaths, which looks a little more funny, causing everyone to laugh again and again, and say that this Wuda must have lost his mind, otherwise how could he put a good cooking cake and not sell it, and actually put away the pig manure.

"Wuda!"

An idler clasped his hands and shouted in the crowd: "Why do you collect so much pig dung, do you still want to use it to make cooking cakes?" ”

Everyone laughed again, but they didn't want Wu Dalang to take it seriously: "That's right, I dreamed of the gods last night, and the gods said that the cooking cakes made of pig dung are the most delicious, even if the emperor eats them, he has to praise them!" When I make this pig dung cookcake, I will sell it to those rich and powerful officials, you kid can't afford to eat it if you want to! ”

At this moment, the laughter was simply connected, and everyone shook their heads speechlessly, saying that this 'Wuda' is really crazy, not to mention how it tastes, which dignitary in the world will eat cooking cakes made of pig dung?

Among them, there is also a kind-hearted person who secretly sighs: Although this Wu Dalang is unsightly, he is an honest and duty-bound person, who knows that he has suffered such a catastrophe.

But more people are coaxing, after all, Wu Dalang is not a local, and he has only been in Yanggu County for three or five years, but he married a wife who is like a flower and jade, how can he not attract jealousy?

Especially the idle man who said cool things just now, he was afraid that things would not make a big fuss, and seeing that everyone was talking about it but there were few actions, he came forward and shouted: "Wuda, you won't be deliberately pretending to be crazy and stupid to trick everyone, right?" If you really collect pig manure sincerely, why don't you give me the money first, and then I'll help you pick up a few loads? ”

When he came out, a few acquaintances played 'Taiping Boxing' in unison, and you squeezed Wuda every word:

"Brother Erkui is right, if you have a kind, you will give him the money first!"

"Yes, Wuda, the pig manure stinks, if we pick you and don't give money, wouldn't it be a loss!"

"Good!"

As soon as Wu Da stepped forward, his bruised black face showed a bit of pride, and he saw that he took out a fist-sized package from his arms, spread it out on the palm of his hand and showed it to everyone, but it was dozens of shiny pieces of broken silver.

Wu Da pinched out a piece from it, didn't look at it, and threw it to the idle man who called 'Erkui', and said, "Erkui, right?" Grass and wood ash two pennies a pound, pig manure according to the color is divided into three grades, the cheapest penny a catty, the best aged manure can be given three pennies a catty, this silver is a fixed money, wait for you to pick up the pig manure we will return more and make up less! ”

Erkui subconsciously stretched out his hand to grab the silver, and was about to say something beautiful, and then come to a meat bun to beat the dog, but he heard Wu Da add a sentence that was not careful: "But let's ugly say in front, this silver is my brother's money saved to marry his daughter-in-law, and I am only borrowing it temporarily, it is good to be able to get both silver and goods, if I make something to tear it, I am afraid that it will alarm my brother." ”

As soon as he heard this, Xianhan Erkui couldn't help but freeze on the spot, although this Wuda is weak and can be bullied, but his brother Wu Song is not easy to provoke, if it is because of such a little scattered silver to provoke the head of Wudu, then it will not be able to draw it.

But if he really wants to pick up some pig manure, he is also reluctant, but anyone who can be called an idler is a first-class lazy goods, and all he thinks about all day long is a windfall from heaven, and this dirty and tired 'fat difference' is really tasteless for him, and he does not hesitate to abandon it.

It's just that he doesn't want to do it, but some people are willing to earn this hard-earned money, it is the middle of winter, and many people have manure piled up in the pigsty at home, anyway, they can't use it for a while, why not exchange it for some money, and it's better to live a fat year?

As for the ashes of plants and trees, it is even better, even if there is not much stock in the stove, just find some weeds and dead branches and burn them.

So many people came forward to receive the deposit, and happily went home to pick up dung and ashes.

This Wuda did not refuse to come, just like a boy with scattered wealth, seeing Pan Jinlian's silver teeth next door, he picked up Bai Shengsheng's little hand and hammered it on the door panel, and said angrily: "This fool is really crazy!" In the past, the silver was like something, saying that it was to be kept for his brother to marry his daughter-in-law, but now it is ...... No, I'm going to have to stop him! ”

As he spoke, he wanted to rush out and theorize with 'Wuda'.

"Lady, slow down!"

Ximenqing hurriedly stopped her, and smiled kindly: "Lady, it's just a little bit of broken silver, what's the matter?" If the lady can stay with me for a long time, not to mention these silver taels, I will be willing to give it ten times more! ”

"Official."

Pan Jinlian's heart was full of joy when she heard this, and she squeezed into Ximenqing's arms, and said in a greasy voice: "Official, it's not that I can't bear the silver, it's just ...... It's just that he made so much pig dung at home, and he will smoke the slave family to death! ”

Originally, she found a reason casually, but when she said that, she was really worried, such a fanfare collection, the house must be stinking at that time, how can a delicate little woman like her stand it?

"Don't be afraid, lady, in my opinion, this is a once-in-a-lifetime good opportunity, regardless of whether he is really crazy or pretending to be crazy, we just have to nail these three inches ......" said, Ximen Qing gestured murderously on his neck, and lewd~ smiled: "Then he said that he was crazy and found a short sight, and then you and I will be able to stay and fly together!" ”

With that, he pulled Pan Jinlian back upstairs and discussed it with the princess.

It's just that these three people didn't know that after Wu Da dispersed nearly half of the silver, he was also secretly looking at the teahouse next door, muttering with words in his mouth: "If you use those main fulcrums...... No, then Ximenqing is good at kung fu, in case one injury doesn't die, it will be troublesome, it's better to get more weight, and it's good to do it once and for all! ”

But then he started to worry again, this pig manure can be bought with money, but the process of concoction in the middle is all manual work, and the amount is small, if you want to make enough weight, with his half-crippled body, I am afraid that I can't do it even if I am tired to death.

If you can find a few suitable helpers......

"Dalang! Dalang?! ”

At this time, a teenager carrying half a basket of frozen pears squeezed in separately from the crowd, hugged Wu Da's shoulders and said urgently: "I heard that you want to spend money to buy pig manure?" Is it true?! ”

Without waiting for Wuda to respond, he stomped his foot anxiously: "What's wrong with you?" Could it be that you were really driven crazy by that dog man and woman?! ”

There is a helper!

Wu Dayi grinned, revealing a mouth full of yellow teeth, grabbed the young man's shoulder, and greeted affectionately: "Brother, you came just in time!" Brother, I am about to become prosperous, and I have a great wealth to share with you! Come on, come with me! ”

As he spoke, he happily welcomed the boy into the courtyard.

With such a deep brotherly relationship, who can believe that the current 'Wuda' actually doesn't know the boy in front of him at all?