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The current 'Wuda' doesn't know the young man in front of him. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Because the real Wu Dalang died last night, the current 'Wu Da' was formerly known as Wu Kai, before the crossing was a prop master specializing in serving the 'Anti-Japanese Drama', he worked hard in Hengdian Film and Television City for more than ten years, and he was a little famous in the circle, and the fourth and fifth tier stars also slept with so few.

Seeing that he had just mixed up with the assistant director and was preparing to launch an attack on the third-tier actresses, who would have thought that he would wake up and become Wu Dalang, or Wu Dalang, who had already been brought a green hat, came to catch the rape and was seriously injured!

The only thing to be thankful for is probably only Wu Dalang's body size - short is a little shorter, but it is still within the range of common sense, about 1.5 meters, in the Song Dynasty, it is actually not far from the average height line, but in the land of Qilu where there are many people, it is particularly eye-catching.

And this guy is not thin at all, he belongs to the short and short kind - but even if he has six-pack abs and mermaid line, Wu Kai doesn't want to be Wu Dalang at all!

In short, it wasn't until dawn that he reluctantly accepted his new identity, and then a serious survival problem was placed in front of him - according to the progress of the plot, it was time to stage the drama of 'Pan Jinlian killing her husband', and that bowl of poison was not a joke.

It stands to reason that if you want to avoid this catastrophe, the easiest way is to go up to the thirty-six plans, as long as you go out of the city to find a deserted place to hide for three or five days, and when Wu Song comes back from the capital, everything can be solved.

But......

This has become Wu Dalang, and he is so useless to spare his life?!

If you insist on saying what benefits this crossing has brought to Wu Kai, then it is probably only this courage to 'see [bu] die [xiang] as [huo] and return [le]".

So he only thought about it for a few seconds, and then decided to fight with Ximen Qing, it was a big deal to die early and reincarnate early, and he would not have to continue to suffer on Wu Dalang!

As for the desperate means, it couldn't be simpler - focusing on the 'anti-Japanese drama' for more than ten years, the explosives consumed are all tons, and the soil recipes made by Wu Kai himself are also hundreds of catties, and now, it's time to show their true power!

"Dalang? Boom! ”

Entering the hall, Brother Yun [the pear seller] put the basket of frozen pears on the noodle table, and when he looked back, he saw that Wu Da was in a trance, and he stared at himself, and hurriedly ran over and grabbed Wu Da's shoulder and shook it vigorously: "Wake up, you won't really lose your mind, right?!" ”

Wu Kai was shaken by him, his legs were weak, and he hurriedly grabbed the candlestick in his hand and shouted: "Don't shake, if you shake it again, it will fall apart!" Don't worry, brother, I'm fine now, how can I be crazy? ”

Brother Yun then remembered that 'Wuda' still had injuries on his body, so he hurriedly collected his paws and sneered: "I'm sorry, I forgot that you still have injuries on your body, but since you haven't lost your mind, why do you spend money to buy pig manure from others?" Your family doesn't farm - is it true that you really plan to make cooking cakes out of pig dung? ”

"Well...... this"

It's definitely not okay to tell the truth, not to mention whether this young man can understand or not, even if he can really figure out what gunpowder is, he may not be willing to help him kill people and set fires.

Fortunately, dozens of 'divine dramas' are not participated in in vain, all kinds of strange plots are at your fingertips, Wu Kailuo groaned and had a speech, so he asked knowingly: "My brother Wu Song, you should have seen it too, right?" ”

"Of course! That day, Wudutou invited me to tea! ”

"Then let me ask you, since we are the brothers of the same mother, how can the two of us be so different?"

"This ......"

In fact, after the Wu brothers recognized each other, this was one of the focus topics of everyone's street discussions, Brother Yun was naturally very curious, it was rare for Wu Da to take the initiative to mention it today, he suddenly became interested, and hurriedly pricked up his ears and asked: "Is there any reason for this?" ”

"The reason is just two words-"

Wu Kai first stretched out two fingers and shook them, then put his head in front of Brother Yun, and squeezed out two words from between his teeth: "Curse!" ”

"Cursed?"

"That's right, it's a curse!"

The 'lampstand cane' in his hand poked the ground, Wu Kai raised his head and looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, looking back at the bright moon with a look of the past: "I was also young and ignorant back then, and I inadvertently offended a wizard of the Black Miao clan, and was cursed by him with Gu magic, and since then, I have never grown a single bit taller...... Ahem, every penny! ”

Without paying attention, he almost spewed out the unit of measurement of 'millimeter' after a thousand years, Wu Kai hurriedly coughed a few times to cover up the past, and continued: "I won't tell you the truth, in fact, I have been looking for a way to lift this curse all these years......"

"Did you find it?!"

Brother Yun couldn't help but interject, but immediately understood that his question was purely superfluous, just imagine, if Wuda found a way to lift the curse, would it still be like this?

Wu Kai shook his head and smiled bitterly: "No, until now I haven't found a way to lift the curse, but ......"

Speaking of this, Wu Kai stopped and looked around a few times pretending to be vigilant, and when Brother Yun was also nervous by him, he lowered his voice and said, "But I accidentally learned the method of casting a curse!" ”

"What?!"

Brother Yun subconsciously took half a step back: "Da Lang, you ...... You're going to curse?! ”

Wu Kai nodded solemnly and said, "That's right, this spell is too damaging, I didn't plan to use it, but those two sluts deceived people too much, and Lao Tzu couldn't beat them, so I had to use this trick!" I'm not going to hide it from you, pig dung and plant ash are the materials to be used when casting spells. ”

"This ...... I ......"

Brother Yun hesitated for a moment, then suddenly frowned and said, "Da Lang, is your curse useful?" Not to mention the old pious woman, Ximenqing is already in his early thirties, and even without your curse, he won't grow any longer. ”

"You're going to have to worry about that."

Wu Kai had already prepared his words, lowered his voice and sneered: "The curses I have learned are divided into two kinds, one is retribution for the dog man and woman, and the second is retribution for their children and grandchildren!" ”

How can it be!

Brother Yun had a picture of a group of 'Wuda' surrounding Ximen Qing calling his father in his mind, and he couldn't help but shudder, and said in a lost voice: "This ...... That's vicious, isn't it?! ”

"Vicious?"

Wu Kai poked another lampstand on the ground, and said with a 'hateful voice': "Have you forgotten how that dog man and woman bullied me?" How can I solve the hatred in my heart if I don't do this?! ”

Saying that, he slowed down his tone again, and said: "Don't worry, God knows that you know and I know this matter, even if you don't want to get involved, brother, I will never force you, just ......"

"It's done!"

Without waiting for Wu Kai to finish speaking, Brother Yun slammed his right fist into the palm of his left hand, and said resolutely: "I have long wanted to help you out of this evil breath, Da Lang, if there is anything you need to help, just ask!" ”

It's so easy?!

Wu Kai had prepared a lot of rhetoric to encourage him, but now that he agreed so happily, Wu Kai didn't know what to say for a while.

In fact, this is also because Wu Kai was not serious enough when he watched the Water Margin, if his memory was a little better, he would know that this Brother Yun actually had a grudge against Wang Po and others, and the idea of this curse can be said to be in the right place.

In particular, this curse is retribution on future generations, and it will not be manifested at all in a short period of time, and when the days are long, who will know that it was done by themselves?

That's why Brother Yun agreed without hesitation.

However, seeing that Brother Yun agreed so happily, Wu Kai felt a little guilty in his heart, after all, once this thing is done, it will not be like he said, 'God knows', I am afraid that the entire Guyang County will be turned upside down, and this kid will definitely be regarded as his accomplice at that time.

Or......

Why don't you take him to Liangshan and fall into the grass for you?

Forget it, let's wait until the thing is done, it's not certain who will kill the deer now.

Thinking of the imminent current situation, Wu Kai hurriedly restrained his lost conscience, patted the young man on the back a few times excitedly, and shouted: "Okay, good! Our brothers work together to break the gold, I won't be polite with you, now my brother is incapacitated, and there are a lot of things that need your help to go to Zhang Luo! ”

As he spoke, he stuffed the rest of the silver into Brother Yun'er's hand, and asked him to buy some sulfur, charcoal, candles, a few meters of fine hemp rope, two large iron pots, and a batch of empty wine jars.

"Charcoal should be made of willow or binwood."

"Hire a few strong laborers to come back, remember to bring a few shovels, we have to dig a tunnel to the bottom of the teahouse of Wang's mother-in-law!"

"Also, find another carpenter and ask him to bring more fish maw glue ......"

After sending Brother Yun away, Wu Kai not only had an empty purse, but also an empty heart.

It is said that 'life and death are bearish, and if you don't accept it, you will do it', but after this quiet, it is inevitable that there will be a lot of distractions, for a while, worried that the news will leak, Ximenqing will come to the door in advance, and for a while, he is worried that the entrusted person is not a person, and the young man will abscond with the money - until now, he still does not know Brother Yun'er's name.

Bang dang~

At this moment, the gate of the courtyard was suddenly kicked open, and Wu Kai was so frightened that he almost thought that Ximen Qing had killed him with a knife.

"Wuda? Wuda?! I brought you the pig you wanted! What about people? Where did the people die?! ”

It turned out to be a false alarm.

Wu Kai rolled up his sleeves and rubbed the cold sweat on his forehead, and then hurriedly accompanied the smiling face to go out, and checked the amount of charcoal and pig dung with the reckless village man.

Since then, there have been people who are busy with their hands and feet not touching the ground, so that they have no time to think about the west.

About half an hour later, Brother Yun came as promised, and the things he explained were not bad, and he also brought the carpenters and laborers that Wu Kai urgently needed, Wu Kai's heart finally returned to his stomach, and he pulled the carpenter to the back room with joy, and pointed to the several cages that Wu Dalang usually used to steam cooking cakes and explained.

In fact, there is not much work, the main thing is to nail the three large cage drawers into one, and then dismantle all the bamboo strips in the middle, thicken the bamboo strips at the bottom and leave a gap, and finally put two layers of burlap cloth underneath and it is done, if it is not for the inconvenience, Wu Kai can do it himself.

When the carpenter understood what he meant, Wu Kai was looking for those laborers to explain again, but when he arrived in the courtyard, he found that the laborers had already gone down to the cellar, and they were all like they had been beaten with chicken blood, and they were in full swing.

Brother Yun leaned in and whispered, "I told them that you want to dig a hole in the ground so that you can eavesdrop on the bed of the dog man and woman." ”

That's really the ......

Forget it, as long as the effect is not bad, the process is not important.