Chapter 31 Giving the Sister a Trick

Sun Ce kicked Zhou Yu and said, "Look, the big Qiao I said is also gone!" Zhou Yu gave him a blank look, and then he was there for a long time! After we had eaten and drunk enough, we all packed up and went to bed. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info I was in the same room with Ge Xuan, Cang You, Sun Ce, and Zhou Yu, I smoked there before going to bed, and I couldn't fall asleep when I watched Sun Ce turn around, I said: "If you can't sleep, you just go out and run a few laps, I look at you and you're tired!" ”

Sun Ce got up and said, "It was okay a few days ago, but I just think about it, I don't know what's going on today, I can't calm down in my heart, and it's all her when I close my eyes." I wanted to rush out and tell her I liked her, but I didn't dare! Ge Xuan said, "Do you need me to read the meditation recipe to you?" Sun Ce was overjoyed when he heard this: "Is this useful?" I said, "If it doesn't work, just look at the neurosis!" Sun Ce instantly sat on the ground again like a deflated ball.

I said, "There are two ways now, one is that you rush over tomorrow morning and tell her, what is the matter with love, even if you die, you will die happily!" Another is that we have been knocking you on the side for the past few days, asking her how she feels and thinks of you, which one do you choose? Sun Ce hesitated for a moment and said, "I'll choose the second one!" ”

I frowned and said, "This doesn't fit your character!" Sun Ce said: "I'm afraid that she will ignore me after I finish speaking, and I will regret it for the rest of my life!" I said, "There are so many women in the world, why should you give up the whole forest for a tree?" You are so handsome~" Sun Ce said: "Even if you own the entire forest, you still have to find one of the trees in the end, and I don't know if this tree can be found at that time!" ”

Ge Xuan and I looked at each other for a moment, and I exclaimed, "Are you crazy too?" You shouldn't say that according to your routine! Sun Ce said in a trance: "What did I just say?" The two of us were speechless for a moment, and I said to Ge Xuan: "This person, he's very anxious, isn't it!" Ge Xuan also smiled and nodded.

Ge Xuan said: "Bo Fu, don't be impatient, it's yours after all, it's yours after all, and if it's not yours, you can't force it!" Let it be! Sun Ce frowned and said, "You two are really brothers, you all say the same thing, the word fate is too general!" I said, "Then it's useless for you to be anxious, eh, look at Da Qiao!" As soon as I pointed behind him, Sun Ce immediately turned his head, and I held a cigarette pouch and pointed it at his back. Sun Ce snorted, covered his back and said, "Brother Zhongyou, what are you doing, it hurts!" ”

I looked at the cigarette pouch and thought, I didn't faint, isn't it all like this on TV! I coughed and said, "I'm going to knock you out, we'll all sleep when you sleep!" Sun Ce rubbed his back and said, "You don't have to say it so bluntly!" Ge Xuan took out a pill from his cloth bag and said, "Eat it, it's good to make you sleep!" Sun Ce said: "It's better to be healed by Ge Shen!" Then he took the medicine in one gulp, and after a while he began to snore.

I asked Ge Xuan, "How do you knock people out from behind?" Ge Xuan said: "Alas, if you don't know, just ask first, how embarrassing." There is a gap in the middle of the fourth spine behind the neck, and the exact force can temporarily stun the person, and if the force is too strong, the person's life will be in danger! I held up my cigarette pouch and said, "Let me try it." Ge Xuan hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I can sleep, I don't need this!" “

Ge Xuan woke me up early the next morning, and after we got up, we packed up and set off, on the way I asked Sun Ce, "How was your sleep yesterday?" Sun Ce said: "I slept very well, but my back hurts all the time, you hit me hard yesterday!" I smiled embarrassedly and said, "I'm doing this for your good!" "Actually, after he went to sleep, I practiced with him for a long time...

Lu Su said to us: "We will arrive in Guangling in four or five days!" As soon as Lu Su's words fell, Sun Ce looked at me with resentful eyes for a long time, and I couldn't stand being stared at by him and said, "I'm not Da Qiao, why are you staring at me?" Sun Ce pleaded and said, "Brother, you can help me last night, we will be separated in four or five days, why don't you hurry up?" “

I said, "You're going to let me rush over and ask now?" Then it will be exposed all at once? Be patient, if you want to understand, you don't have to ask her, just ask her! I smiled. Sun Ce said, "Little Qiao? I don't want to mess with her! I said, "I'll ask you when it's lunch." “

Since listening to me say this, Sun Ce has been saying again all morning, why haven't you eaten, haven't eaten yet! Babbled all the way there. When it was finally time to eat, we made a fire and baked the cakes to eat, and then took out the sauce and meat. At this time, Xiao Qiao jumped out of the car and helped her sister out by the way. Sun Ce pulled me next to me, and I said impatiently: "I saw it, you are in a hurry, wait!" “

When they had found a stone and sat down, I took two loaves and said, "Eat, it's just baked!" Big Joe nodded at me, and Little Joe said, "Yo, what's the intention of being so good to us?" I gave her a blank look and said, "You think too much, hurry up and eat!" Then I turned around and came back.

Sun Ce asked, "How is it?" I said helplessly, "It's just a fire, you can't hear what I'm saying." You can't even ask these two together! As soon as I finished speaking, Xiao Qiao took the cake and ran to Ge Xuanna, who had just come back from peeing, and said, "Doctor Ge, this is the cake I left for you, you can eat it first!" Ge Xuan was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "You eat first, I'm not hungry!" Sun Ce and I were stunned, and then turned our heads to look at Zhou Yu, Zhou Yu's eyes were round, and fire could erupt in his eyes, staring at Ge Xuan there!

I smiled and said, "My senior brother has played this time!" I took two cakes and brought them to Ge Xuan and Xiao Qiao and said, "Come, senior brother, give it!" Ge Xuan took the cake I gave and ate it, Xiao Qiao saw it and said unconvinced: "Why don't you eat what I gave you?" I said, "I'll give you that too!" Little Joe glared at me and said, "Give it to me, it's mine!" I smiled and said, "Senior brother, is it delicious?" Ge Xuan glanced at me and said, "Are you sick?" "I... Little Joe laughed, and I said to Ge Xuan, "Your uncle! “

After speaking, I whispered to Xiao Qiao, "Don't laugh, ask you something!" Little Joe took a bite of the cake and said, "What's the matter?" Say! I pointed to Sun Ce, who was eating with his head bowed, and said, "What do you think of that person?" Then I raised an eyebrow at her. Xiao Qiao glanced at Sun Ce and said, "I'm not interested!" I said helplessly, "I didn't say that you were interested, isn't your interest here!" I pointed at Ge Xuan.

Xiao Qiao instantly blushed and said, "What are you talking nonsense, I just admire Doctor Ge very much!" I said to Ge Xuan, "Do you want to sign him?" Keep it as a souvenir! Then Little Joe said, "Yes, yes! I waved my hand and said, "Don't interrupt, just now you saw that the uninterested person may admire your sister very much!" After listening to what I said, Xiao Qiao covered his mouth and stared at his big eyes and said, "Really? Hey! “

I nodded and said, "Really, I didn't sleep last night, and I'm still excited." Xiao Qiao smiled and said: "There are many people who have taken a fancy to my sister, but my sister has never taken a fancy to any of them!" ”

I said, "Did you like that?" Little Qiao glared at me and said, "Grandma Ben hasn't thought about this yet!" I smiled and said, "Then does your sister have any standards?" Xiao Qiao hugged his head and thought about it and said: "I don't know, there are more people who go to our house to say that they are relatives, there are also handsome people, there are rich and powerful people, and there are more generals of all kinds, but my sister has not taken a fancy to any of them!" ”

I said, "Damn, isn't this obviously waiting for a handsome, rich, and powerful general?" Xiao Qiao Yile said: "Hey, yes, isn't it perfect to combine these three things!" I pointed at Sun Ce: "This is all in the market." Xiao Qiao said: "I don't see it, although I look good, I don't know anything else, I always feel stupid!" ”

I explained: "Stupid and obedient, if you find a good person like a monkey, then you can't play your sister around every day!" Xiao Qiao thought for a while: "It makes sense to say this!" I smiled and said, "You go back and ask, okay?" “

Then I gave Ge Xuan a color, Ge Xuan coughed and said: "Uh~ Bo Fu, this child is indeed good, loyal and honest, filial piety to his parents, and a talent." Not bad, not bad! Xiao Qiao also praised Ge Xuan when he heard it, then nodded and said, "I'll try it, by the way, what does he do?" I said proudly: "He is the eldest son of Sun Jian, Sun Ce, Sun Bofu, known as Little Wang Ba, ah no, Little Overlord Sun Ce!" Domineering not? “

Xiao Qiao said disdainfully: "Cut~ I haven't heard of it, but his father has heard of it, and he seems to be a very powerful person!" I pointed at Zhou Yu and said, "The one tied to the tree is also quite powerful, but he has gone crazy recently." It's handsome when it's good! Xiao Qiao glanced at Zhou Yu who was helping on the tree, and said to us, "I'll go back and help him inquire first." Let's go! After saying that, he waved his hand and ran away to his sister!

As soon as he left, Sun Ce came over like a rabbit and said, "How is it, how is it?" I said, "What else, praise you, and let her ask her sister!" Sun Ce kept whispering to me: "Brother Zhongyou, you are really my own brother." Thank you, thank you! I waved my hand: "Don't fix this nothing, go cool!" Sun Ce patted his chest: "Go up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire, squeak in the future, I will not be ambiguous!" I looked at Sun Ce: "Squeak~" Sun Ce looked at me blankly. I said to Ge Xuan: "Look, I forgot it just after I finished speaking, and it is not ambiguous!" After saying that, he got up and found a shade to smoke.

Sun Ce looked at Ge Xuan blankly and said, "What's the matter?" Ge Xuan laughed and said, "Didn't you hear him squeak just now!" If you don't say that if you squeak in the future, you will be a sword and a sea of fire! Sun Ce reacted after listening to Ge Xuan's words, and then said with a smile: "That's the case, Brother Zhong You's train of thought can't keep up!" Ge Xuan said: "Don't follow his ideas, it's easy to learn badly." Sun Ce smirked.

After lunch, we continued on the road, in the carriage, Xiao Qiao stared at Da Qiao, and Da Qiao said helplessly: "Why have you been staring at me?" Xiao Qiao said: "I'll see how good-looking you are, there are so many men like you all day long!" Big Joe slapped Little Joe and said, "Don't make fun of me!" Xiao Qiao said seriously: "I'm not kidding, there's a stupid boy outside who has taken a fancy to you, let me come and ask!" ”

Da Qiao blushed and said, "I hate it, who is so boring!" Little Joe said, "Guess! Big Joe said, "I don't guess." You love to talk about it or not! Xiao Qiao pouted and said, "It's really boring, it's the stupid boy who sat next to you last night and kept holding water for you!" Da Qiao smiled and said, "He? Xiao Qiao wondered, "Who do you think it is?" ”

Da Qiao said: "Nobody, I said what are you plotting with the two of them there at noon, so you are talking about this?" Xiao Qiao grinned: "That stupid and stupid boy, he is the eldest son of Jingzhou Taishou Sun Jian!" Da Qiao shook his head: "Forget it, don't you know that I hate these rich boys the most!" Little Joe sighed and said, "Okay, then I'll say nothing!" Da Qiao smiled helplessly.

When it was time for dinner in the evening, Xiao Qiao came to me and said, "Failed, my sister said that she hates rich boys the most!" I was surprised: "What the hell? It's so high? Don't like the rich and handsome? There is character! Then you ask him, what about me? I'm definitely poor. Little Joe glared at me and said, "What kind of nonsense are you talking about, I'm going back!" I said, "Wait, didn't you tell him that this rich boy is not an ordinary rich boy?" Xiao Qiao said: "No, anyway, my sister is annoying the rich son." I said helplessly: "Then your sister wants to marry a poor man?" ”

Xiao Qiao sighed and said, "That's not what it means, those who come to my house to propose marriage are not rich or expensive, and they will be annoyed if they see more!" I nodded, "Okay, let's do it first!" You're good to go! When Xiao Qiao heard me say this, he came up and kicked me and said, "You are a maid when you are an old lady, and you are drinking and drinking." Go, get food for the old lady! Then he sat down. I obediently got up and ran to get her food.

When I took the food, Sun Ce asked me how I was, and I said, "People don't like rich boys!" Sun Ce said helplessly: "Who said I was a rich son!" I was embarrassed to say, "I said it, I said it when I praised you that day!" Sun Ce sighed helplessly. I said, "Don't say it's useless, you have to be courteous now." Go and bring food to Big Joe! I'll enlighten and enlighten Xiao Qiao again, that thing is too dead, I don't know what she asked! Sun Ce nodded and left!

I took something and walked up to Little Joe and said, "Come, Grandma, the meal is here!" Little Joe grinned and said, "Good performance!" I crouched down and said, "Help the poor boy!" Although he is a rich family, you don't see a rich boy in him. Little Joe nodded.

I continued: "You see him taking such a big risk to help a person I just met, haven't you seen such a righteous and domineering rich boy with such a heroic and domineering man? Little Joe nodded again.

I continued: "If it weren't for the people of the world and the Han Dynasty, would he have fought so hard? How commendable is the spirit of shedding blood for the country, I don't know if I can come back this time, haven't you seen such a rich son who gave everything for the country? Little Joe nodded again.

I touched her and said, "If you say something, you know how to eat!" Xiao Qiao said, "You say, I'll listen!" I reluctantly said, "I've said so much!" You don't have anything to say? Little Joe said, "You are eloquent!" I covered my face and said to myself, "This is in vain!" “

At this time, Xiao Qiao finished eating and said: "I remember everything, I will find a chance to help you convey it to my sister, but if she remembers it, then I don't know!" When I heard this, I quickly clenched my fists and said, "Thank you for your help!" If you want something else to eat, I'll get it for you! Little Joe smiled and said, "I still have to eat that roast chicken from yesterday!" I shouted, "Xiao Liangzi, follow me to the mountains to find chickens!" After saying that, I scratched my head, and I said it because they didn't understand!

Zhang Liang responded and ran over, and I called Sun Ce over and said, "I instilled in her the image of your heroic and invincible hero for a long time." You just accompany Da Qiao, that woman wants to eat chicken, I'll go and catch her now! Sun Ce said with tears in his eyes: "Brother Zhongyou, you are too good to me!" I waved my hand: "Go ahead, talk to Da Qiao more, but remember to think about yourself when you speak!" Sun Ce nodded and turned to leave.

Zhang Liang and I also went into the forest to catch game! Zhang Liang got a rope, and after a knot, he was still on the ground, and put some crumbs of bread on the ground. Then hide in the bushes and wait. After waiting for a while and nothing, I said, "Is it reliable?" My legs were numb. Zhang Liang said: "This has to be touched, how can you say that you can come!" I said, "We'll have to wait a little longer." Zhang Liang said: "Don't worry, just wait!" “

After a while, a pheasant would come up and see something on the ground, and it was pecking hard. I didn't find the rope sleeve under my feet at all, Zhang Liang held the rope sleeve in his hand, and after the pheasant stepped in, he pulled it directly, and the rope buckle was directly locked on the pheasant's feet, and then twisted his neck, and the chicken burped!

I said, "Wait a little longer and see if there's anything else!" Zhang Liang said: "Change places, just now there is such a big movement, no animal dares to come!" So we changed places and continued to hide in the bushes behind the books.

At this time, I saw two black shadows speeding past from a distance. We both looked at each other for a moment and followed. After about twenty minutes of following the two shadows, it turned out that their target was our convoy. The two of them watched the convoy from a distance for a long time, and I could see that a group of them were still giggling and laughing. At this moment, a man in black took out the bow from his back and released an arrow into the sky, and then the tail of the arrow helped a red ribbon.

I whispered to Zhang Liang: "It's not good, maybe these people want to rob our team!" As soon as he finished speaking, more than 200 people appeared from all sides of the convoy. Zhang Liang got up and was about to go back to help, I grabbed him, pointed to the two in front of me, and gestured at the neck, so the two of us quietly approached the two, because they were not very far away, and the fight on their side was very loud, and these two were engrossed in watching martial arts movies here, completely ignoring the two of us touching from behind.

I jumped up and smashed a cigarette pouch into the gap in the fourth spine that Ge Xuan told me that day. I guess the force was too strong, and the man was knocked out by me at once, and he didn't even make a sound. Zhang Liang next to him also scurried, and when he went up, he clamped the other party, and when he twisted his head, the person softened directly.

After subduing the two of them, we looked again, and the battle over there was almost over, and I said, "Well, it's all gone!" ”