Zuo Ci coughed and said, "What do you mean by a half-immortal?" It's the same as a charlatan! I disdainfully said, "Don't be a charlatan!" Zuo Ci was not angry, he smiled and continued: "I thought that the savior who saved the world would be more handsome!" ”

As soon as he said this, I instantly petrified: "What do you mean? Zuo Ci said, "I got you here." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 I hurriedly walked over and said angrily, "What are you talking about? Have you gone through my consent? You just passed me over, you said in advance, I haven't seen my family for more than two months, and they have to die in a hurry! ”

Zuo Ci pushed me away from his face, waved his hand and said, "Don't talk yet, listen to me, you are copied by me using the space-time transfer technique!" This technique is to use the gap in time to transfer you from one space to another, if I guess correctly, you should have no effect in that space now, you know the time difference, the two spaces are jet lag, and you stay here for a few years is a cup of tea. Don't worry! What's more, it takes a lot of time for me to cast this spell, and it took me a lot of effort to pass you over, and it takes a lot of complicated techniques and props, so don't tell me that you want to go back now, I don't have a problem! “

I was a little relieved and said, "I see, I didn't think about going back, I haven't had enough fun!" Zuo Ci said: "I didn't pass you over for a trip after all the hard work!" I wanted you to do me a favor! As is customary, I asked, "Then why are you looking for me?" “

Zuo Ci said: "I searched all over the world in the afterlife, and found that you, an ordinary person, have a very strong spiritual power, so you can directly connect with my spells and shuttle over!" I said, "Mental power?" What's that? Is MP worth? Zuo Ci said: "I found that every night you people don't sleep much, and they can still go to work on time in the morning, we all go to work at sunrise and sunset, but you rarely do this, and it is far beyond the limit!" “

I was amazed and said, "Nima, that's right! If you go to work in our company for a few days, you can also practice! It's the first time I've thought I'd have been working overtime with benefits! But why can't I be happy when he praises me so much? Uncle's! “

Zuo Ci said: "You have strong mental strength, you are still an ordinary person, and from the observation of the past two months, I found that you are a good person except for your broken mouth!" I have decided to give you a great task! I asked, "What task?" It's not for you to be the propaganda minister, I don't want to fool around every day! “

Zuo Ci was stunned for a moment and said, "Oh? No, no, look at how depressed you've been lately, it's just a test! Give you a relief from boredom. "Then teleported to me, and a brain adzes flicked cold on my head!

I closed my eyes in an instant and opened my eyes again, and I was back on my Musou No. 1, I covered my head and turned my head to look, and an old man with a dirty and smiling face came up and said, "I just used a small spell to confuse you!" I thought about it: "What about the more than 10,000 souls?" Zuo Ci said: "It's all made up according to your inner thoughts!" “

I sighed: "Uncle, you half-fairies are so good at playing?" Zuo Ci said: "If you are a person who kills indiscriminately, I will not use you!" There was one before. Uh~~ I'll tell you now that I need you to help me. “

I interrupted, "What did you mean before?" Zuo Ci smiled and said, "It's nothing, it's nothing." Listen to me. I suddenly reflected and asked, "Say your sister, Lao Tzu is not the first, right?" “

Zuo Ci smiled obscenely: "I didn't expect that your kid is quite smart." I said, "What about the previous ones?" Zuo Ci coughed dryly and said: "I used this spell to find people before, the first one went crazy after he came, and the second one felt that he was invincible in the world, and he ran around and let the bandits die." The third one was a girl who saw a handsome guy and got married and ignored me. The fourth... Then I chattered there for a long time, the seventy-fifth is the one in front of you, and there has been no news since he infiltrated the Yellow Turban Army four months ago, and I gave him a divination, and it seems that he is also dead. ”

I was stunned: "Your uncle, didn't you just say that it was very difficult to pass one on with that thing?" I'm seventy-sixth! Zuo Ci said helplessly: "It was very smooth before, but there is no material for you." So you're the last one. ”

I said, "Why don't you say that to everyone?" Why are you sending so many people? Perverted! ”

Zuo Ci said: "A while ago, when I was in retreat, I made a divination and found that the world was about to be in chaos. It was with the attitude and determination to help the world and save people that I made this decision. We are all in a fixed spatial axis, what everyone eats, wears, and does is predestined, for example, if the Yellow Turban Army uprising succeeds, the consequence will be the demise of the Han Dynasty and the emergence of a Yellow Turban Dynasty. What is behind the Han Dynasty in the general environment of history, you should know better than me, right? I nodded.

Zuo Ci also said: "If any major event or event that affects the course of history changes in this spatial axis, everything changes. I waved my hand and said, "Can you pick up the key point and say no?" Chatter! It's endless. ”

Zuo Ci glanced at me, and said with a smile: "As an immortal, I am very strict in my work. He saw me take out the cigarette pouch on my waist, then waved his hand and said, "Well, that, to make a long story short, it is very chaotic in my hexagram, and it is difficult to explain to you how chaotic it is, there must be someone behind the chaos in the world." I was confused when I heard it, and I said: "It's normal for the world to be in turmoil, the emperor is mediocre, the princes are divided, and the Three Kingdoms era is about to begin, you say that you are an immortal, don't tell me that you don't know?" ”

Zuo Ci nodded and said, "I know, there are more than seventy people in front of you, and there are no shortage of learned people, but it's early!" I asked curiously, "What's early?" Zuo Ci said with a smile: "This Yellow Turban Army is a little early, it's different from my old buddy!" I said, "What do you two old gods do every day?" Then you don't think about whether you have miscalculated! ”

Zuo Ci shook his head and said, "Impossible, Brother Jianping's strength I believe that he has never miscalculated his divination!" I asked, "Who is Jianping?" The name sounds like a person after the founding of the People's Republic of China! Zuo Ci said with a proud face: "You don't know that God counts Zhu Jianping? ”

I shook my head and said, "I don't know! Zuo Ci said with a look of contempt: "It's terrible to be uneducated, it's that he came up with this, and a few of us studied it together and decided to use this secret technique to experiment again, so I got you here!" I said, "Okay, okay, get to the point!" ”

Zuo Ci smiled and said: "It's far away again, after we researched, we found that there must be ghosts after this incident, so we sent you to study it!" I covered my face: "You old men have come up with such a clumsy scheme?" You are really disgraced to the gods. You can do it with anyone, why do you come all the way to me? ”

Zuo Ci smiled lewdly and said: "It's not like this, because everyone here has their own things to do, for example, if I send any person here to do something that doesn't belong to his life, then his fate will be triggered, and then everything will be dialed, the next Yellow Emperor is Zhang San, but because of the people I sent, Li Si succeeded to the throne, wouldn't it be even more chaotic, maybe you will disappear in the end." That's why we're looking for people who don't belong here to do this kind of thing, and when you're gone, they won't have a ripple effect because of what you've done. “

I asked, "How is it possible, then I'm going to kill Liu Hong now, won't it be all messed up?" Zuo Ci said: "So I first observed you for more than two months before I decided to tell you." I wondered, "Are the people you were looking for before particularly obedient?" For example, the girl who stayed and got married. “

Zuo Ci said: "So people are under the control of the old man, if there is something out of the ordinary, then I will stop it, and if necessary, I will use some small means." I squinted at him and said, "You're not going to kill me." “

Zuo Ci said: "Not at the moment, as long as you don't do anything out of the ordinary, I won't do anything." I asked, "And what do you need me for?" Zuo Ci nodded: "You finally asked a useful question, I need you to help me find out why the Yellow Turban Rebellion is early, and what is the purpose of the people behind this." I said, "You're so good, why don't you check it yourself?" ”

Zuo Ci said helplessly: "I am also a person in the bureau, and there are some things that I can't do." Do you understand? I nodded, as if I understood. I said, "So what's in it for me?" I'm like this now, isn't it tantamount to giving away for nothing? ”

Zuo Ci smiled: "How can you give it away for nothing, you are the old man's apprentice!" Before I could react, I instantly pushed my head down and hit it directly on the iron plate of Wushuang No. 1, and then took out a notebook from the back of my buttocks, bit my hand, and pressed it!

I didn't even reflect what he did after he finished doing this? After a while I saw that my fingers were still bleeding, and I realized that it was real! I feel like I've been raped! I turned my head to stare at Zuo Ci and said, "Are you particularly sick?" ”

Zuo Ci said: "If you have to be obedient, it won't be like this." Then he took the little notebook and said to me: "You are now my disciple, you have a senior brother named Ge Xuan, when I am away, he will help you, and you two will get along well in the future!" After saying that, he shook the book in front of me!

I asked, "What's written on it?" Zuo Ci said: "It says that I am willing to accept you as my apprentice, and I am willing to help the teacher find out what is behind the trouble!" If there is a breach of contract, there are five thunderstorms in the sky, and the whole family is dead! ”

I was furious: "Your uncle, Lao Tzu is fighting with you!" I was sitting up, he held me down and said, "I'm not joking with you, I chose you because I can't complete such a task by myself, even if I'm a god, I'm an insider, I also have my own track, if I save a big man, then the things behind me won't appear." But you don't belong on this track, so only outsiders can go! When the time comes to get back on track, you won't be counted in it. Unless you kill all those people as soon as you get out. But I don't think you should be like this, hehe. ”

I asked, "Don't tell me so much, let me ask you one last question, what am I going to do?" Zuo Ci said: "Find out who is behind the scenes, I guess he will definitely not be as simple as wanting to be a Yellow Emperor." There's only one chance I can do it myself, and I don't have to bother to bring you here from somewhere else! I'm also helpless, can you be considerate of the teacher! If you have something to find Ge Xuan in the future, he should be able to help you a lot, give, this is the sound flute, as soon as you blow it, he will know it, and he will come to you! ”

Then he looked at the flute in his hand and was ready to try it. Zuo Ci said: "It's useless to blow now, I haven't activated it yet!" When I activate it, you blow it for a while, and he will be there, Ge Xuan has inherited most of my spells, you can ask him if there is anything! After saying that, he read a bunch of words to the flute, then turned around and was about to jump out of the car, and said in the moment he went down: "There is only one thing in that dream that is true, I really turned your cigarette pouch into an unbreakable one!" See you later! My good apprentice! ”

He got out of the car and turned around and ran! Ma Youcai, who was walking next to the chariot, wondered: "Why is this old man's legs and feet good for a while?" I asked Ma Youcai: "What do you mean by such a while?" How long has he been there? Ma Youcai looked at me suspiciously and said, "Didn't I just help him up, and he smoked two bags of cigarettes from you?" ”

I'm going, it's only been a while? I took out my flute and looked at it repeatedly, and then I blew it, but I couldn't blow it at all, and I blew it harder, but I still couldn't blow it! Nima, sure enough, this old glass is not a good thing, and he was deceived again!

I threw the flute aside, turned my head and lay down again, remembering what he had just told me! If this old glass is what he says, then I still have to help him complete this task before he can go home! How long the hell is this going to take? If I can't find this, won't I just throw this away for the rest of my life?

After walking for less than ten minutes, I heard someone shouting on the side of the road: "Who was playing the flute just now?" Then the soldiers passing by looked at him like idiots, and he didn't care what others thought, just kept shouting, Damn, so fast? Why is this the same as a summoned beast, which comes out as soon as it screams?

I said to Ma Youcai, "Go, call that man!" Ma Youcai ran over to greet the man, and the man asked, "Is it your flute?" Ma Youcai shook his head, and the man said, "Then what do you call me for?" Ma Youcai said: "It was our company commander who called you!" ”

The man looked in the direction that Ma Youcai pointed out, I sat in the car and waved the flute with him, he came over in a few steps, jumped into the car with a slight leap and said, "Is it your flute?" ”

I nodded and said, "Old glass, ah no, just a little old man said that as soon as I blow this, you can come, I'll try it!" I didn't expect you to come quite quickly! The man thought for a moment and said, "Oh, it was given to you by Master!" ”

I asked, "How did you get here?" He said, "I've taught some spells to my teacher, and I can fly with my sword!" "Damn, such a profound spell! Looking up at him, this person has a Chinese face, a loyal face, thick eyebrows and big eyes, a high nose bridge, and a goatee!

He said: "My name is Ge Xuan, the word filial piety first!" You are? I said, "I am your junior brother, my name is Tong Qiang, the word Zhongyou!" Ge Xuan said: "How can you prove that you are my junior brother!" I said, "Isn't this flute counted?" ”

Ge Xuan thought about it and said, "Maybe you stole it?" I said helplessly, "You have nothing to do to steal the flute?" It was the old man who knocked me on the head, and then grabbed me and pressed a handprint, and he said that I was his apprentice, and after saying that, he threw down the flute and ran away! Also, I'm seventy-six! ”

At this time, I saw Ge Xuan nodding: "Well, if you want to say that, then you must be my junior brother, and I was brought in by him like this!" I sighed and said, "Sure enough, I guessed it, senior brother, you sit, it's too uncomfortable for me to stand here like this!" ”

Ge Xuan sat down with a smile after hearing what I said, and said, "I'm still wondering, Master doesn't usually use this thing, I thought something happened to Master!" I smiled and said, "He's so good!" Senior brother, can you give me that Edgeworth Flight? Ge Xuan said generously: "No problem, since you are my junior brother, then you can learn!" ”

I said, "How long can I learn, Ge Xuan said, I learned this from Master when I was five years old, and I was already able to fly freely in the sky last year!" I was stunned when I heard this, and then asked, "Is there any simple spell?" Ge Xuan said with a righteous face: "No, all the necessary techniques have to be cultivated step by step, and it will be counterproductive if you are in a hurry." “

I said, "He didn't even tell me and ran away!" Ge Xuan smiled innocently: "It's okay, since you are my junior brother, then I will definitely be able to do you!" Master also said that if I have a junior brother, the task of teaching magic will be entrusted to me when he is no longer there! ”

I said, "Then thank you, brother!" "At this time, I rubbed my hand into my breast pocket, and then I felt something so hard, and when I took it out, it was the three black balls, which were in my pocket when I beat my soul! Didn't the old glass say that it was an illusion, how could there still be such a thing?

I stretched out my hand to show Ge Xuan, "What is this?" When Ge Xuan saw it, he smiled and said, "I said that Master didn't teach you anything, just turn around and leave, the three Jiuding Golden Liquid Pills he gave you are enough for you to be majestic!" ”

I said, "What kind of Dan is the Nine Tops?" Such an obscene name? What's the use of that? Ge Xuan smiled and said: "What's the matter, it's Jiuding Golden Liquid Pill, this is made up of a lot of secret medicines and special secret recipes, the process is extremely complicated, I haven't learned the synthesis method of one of the secret medicines until now!" Moreover, this kind of Jiuding Golden Liquid Pill is also extremely difficult to cultivate, and it is easy to fail! “

I was shocked and told Ge Xuan about the dream just now. Ge Xuan thought for a while and said, "It should be that the master is testing you, and then by the way, he gave you this elixir!" I said, "Is it so subtle to send something?" ”

Ge Xuan smiled and said, "Master's thoughts are very strange, and he never acts according to common sense!" He must have his intentions in this! I asked, "Then this Dan made you say so hanging, what happened after eating it?" ”

Ge Xuan said: "I heard Master say that this pill is an elixir that stimulates the meridians and acupuncture points of the human body after taking it, for example, if you are a six or seven-year-old child, after eating this, you can beat a young man of eighteen or nineteen years old!" And there are no sequelae at all! This is the most powerful thing about this Dan! Because they are all compared with the exact amount of herbs, it has been studied for many generations! Have you been like this physically? ”

I said, "yes, nothing has changed?" Ge Xuan said: "He will slowly repair and adjust your meridians and acupuncture points, which can play a role in strengthening the body, hearing and seeing, and agile body." I looked at him in disbelief and said, "Is it so exaggerated, how can you hear that you are the same as selling strong pills." ”

Ge Xuan said: "You can see it after a day or two after eating, he will automatically change the unreasonable meridians of your body, open up your veins, and make your muscles full of vitality!" When you exercise, you'll get twice the result with half the effort! ”

After I listened to it, I put this pill in my mouth, and then it melted instantly, and after eating it for a while, Ge Xuan asked me, "How is it?" Do you feel something? I said, "It's like not eating, I don't feel anything!" ”

Then Ge Xuan touched my vein, pressed his left hand on my chest, then pressed it for a while and then moved down, moved to near the navel and said, "Why do you have so much fat!" There is too much fat under your abdomen, and it is estimated that it will take about seven days for your body to adjust! ”

I was surprised: "Senior brother, can this Dan lose weight?" Ge Xuan said: "Theoretically, it is possible, he can adjust your physiological functions and meridians, if you don't eat and drink every day, you should be able to adjust to the best state!" But look at you, you should be someone who hasn't studied kung fu now! You can go to Master to learn art in the future! ”

I said, "You won't?" Ge Xuan said: "I understand a little, but I don't like these very much, I focus on studying the magic and the art of pills!" If you eat these three Dans, you can already beat an adult strong man with this speed and strength! ”

I said, "You mean I'm like a child?" Ge Xuan said: "Don't think that this is a divine pill, how can there be so many divine pills, it is already a powerful elixir that can adjust your meridians and stimulate your speed and strength!" ”

I thought about it, if there is such a miracle medicine, it is estimated that the first person to eat it must be Lu Bu's goods, otherwise why is he so perverted!

I guess this is an ancient stimulant, just made with Chinese herbs, which can stimulate adrenaline, so that you have more strength and speed than ordinary people!

Anyway, it's better than me, it's not like it used to be, you have to be polite when you see anyone, and now I can abuse the public face! Wowha!