I turned my head and saw the old glass standing behind me, and I turned my head and kicked at him, and he flashed back and said, "Huh? Didn't kick! “

I wheeled my pipe and smoked in front of him again, he dodged all kinds of things, couldn't hit him at all, and then tired me enough, I gasped and asked him: "What the hell do you want to do, let Lao Tzu out!" ”

The old glass said: "How many times have you said it before you can understand, I am helping you get rid of your demons!" Is there something wrong with your brain? Oh, by the way, I'm actually here to congratulate you on getting your first kill! ”

As soon as I heard it, the wording was really different, and I said disdainfully, "Then do you have to give me an achievement or something!?" The old glass said: "I don't know what the achievement is, but there is a reward!" My eyes lit up and I asked, "What is it?" The old glass said, "Bring me your cigarette pouch!" "I handed it over!

He touched it from beginning to end and then gave it back to me, saying, "This thing is your weapon now, because you didn't choose the weapon I gave you, so you won't get the chance to learn those weapons!" But now that you've got such a thing, I don't have the skill to play with cigarette pouches, so forget it! "As soon as I heard it, so forget it!

I said angrily, "Then what are you doing here for so long? The old glass was not angry, and said with a smile: "So I helped you strengthen your cigarette pouch, and your current cigarette pouch will not even have a scratch even if 10,000 horses step on it!" I picked it up and looked at it carefully and reflected it, and said angrily, "That's a fart?" It's a big deal, it's an iron rod! ”

The old glass said, "Can you not interrupt me, I haven't finished yet!" "Suddenly I came to my senses, and I thought, is it still getting bigger and smaller? Old Glass continued: "You think too much! I was surprised, "How can you guess what I'm thinking?" ”

The old glass said, "Are you stupid?" I can't see through your mind, how did I get you here! If you don't explain it, rotten wood can't be carved! Don't talk now, wait until I'm done!" ”

I just opened my mouth to scold him, but he stopped me, and he continued: "And that ball can be eaten, you will be very happy after eating!" "And then he looked like he was so cheap that he ascended to heaven and laughed lewdly there!

I looked at him and said, "Your expression has already told me that something will definitely happen to this broken bead, do you think I will be mentally retarded enough to listen to you?!" The old glass stall said: "Whatever, when the time comes, you can do it yourself, anyway, you can't finish the 10,000 pieces, you can't get out!" I'll wait for you outside, bye-bye~" After saying that, the smoke is gone, your uncle's!

In that case, if I don't eat these two beads and choke to death, I will put these two beads in my mouth! As a result, it melts in your mouth, and when you first hold it in your hand, it is as hard as a glass ball! Not to mention, it's quite delicious, a bit like the feeling of Mai Lisu! After eating, I touched my body, and there was no change. I didn't grow a tail, and my hair didn't get long! Sure enough, he is still a scumbag with only five combat strength! This old glass fools me again!

At this time, a soul floated down, and I was ready to fall to the ground, and when he rushed over, the thing came down and didn't move, and then stood there! I walked over and raised my cigarette pouch to pick him up, but he said, "Wait, I'm asking you a question!" "I'm petrified, these things can talk?

The spirit said, "A monkey on the tree, a monkey riding on the ground, how many monkeys are there?" I was amused by him and said, "I'll go!" You haven't watched the Spring Festival Gala less? He said, "Wrong!" Then with a whoosh, he teleported behind me and kicked me directly in the back, and I flew out in the air, and when I flew out, the expression on my face didn't have time to change! I've got a grass! You'd better give me time to prepare!

Then he continued: "Second question! I said, "Wait! I have something to say! He repeated what he had just done, and I flew out with a special cooperation! I lay on the ground and said, "Damn, won't let me talk anymore?" I stood up and said angrily, "I'll ask you one, and if you answer, I'll let you kick it!" Then the soul nodded!

I thought to myself, this pretending to be a criminal, and then I was lucky with the dantian, posed a Tai Chi starting pose, and then said to him: "Once upon a time, there were three people, one surnamed Liu, one surnamed Guan, and one surnamed Zhang, three people liked to wear red clothes, green clothes and white clothes respectively, and these three people had to practice martial arts for five hours every day, and they were particularly tired after practice, so they had to eat seven meals a day, so the question is, may I ask which of the three of them is the most lacking in heart?" ”

After I finished speaking, I looked at the soul on the other side who was still folding his fingers and doing arithmetic: "Come, say it, I'll let you kick it casually!" Then I saw that the soul began to tremble, and then it shook more and more, and finally exploded with a bang! I scolded at the beads on the ground in relief: "Pretend, pretend, grandma's legs!" "It's actually very simple to deal with this kind of people, they think they are invincible in the world, and if you go down the three ways a little bit, they will be abolished, because they only look at the top, thinking that they know everything at the top, and they can rule the bottom, isn't this nonsense!

I was scolding, two souls floated down in front of me, and when I came down, I rushed over from left to right! Uh-huh, that's a bit of a fight! I shook the cigarette pouch in my hand, my left hand down, my right hand holding the cigarette pouch in front of my chest, my left leg squatted slightly, my right leg arched, and when they rushed over, I fell to the ground, and then I thought they would stop there, but they kicked me straight to the spot and flew up, and then fell heavily to the ground! I go, lying down doesn't work? Wouldn't I have to fight 10,000 times in a row? Oh no, it's nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight! Your sister!

I quickly shook my head, sobered up, I stood up on the ground, and the left and right sides rushed over at the same time, and my heart was inexplicably angry, damn, why is the routine different every time? I'm a newbie.,I haven't rushed past the member.,How can I come up like this.,Sister!

I aimed at the one on the right and was going to kill one first, and then hit the left, I rushed to the right, I found that I ran faster than him, I was overjoyed, I went directly behind me, picked it up and smashed it directly on his head, a puff of white smoke~

The one on the left saw me and instantly seconds his brother's feeling, rushed up, and his left hand rushed straight to my stomach, I don't know why I could see so clearly, and I could move back so quickly to dodge and grab, and then he didn't catch it was also a stumbling, I raised a kick and kicked him away, while he retreated, I jumped up with him, a stick, direct KO!

After the fight, I stood in a place and began to be stunned, how could I suddenly improve? My hair hasn't grown? Could it be the two glass balls? I picked up those three beads and put them in my pocket! A chubby soul floated in the sky, with a smile on the face of the leaders of the municipal government who was aware of the people's feelings, and said: "Don't beat me, I have something to say!" ”

I sighed, "I'll go, you guys are really endless?" It's not easy to be a soul, just say whatever you want, anyway, I have a lot of time! The spirit of the town hall leader said: "I am a pacifist, I don't like to fight and kill, you can see my innocent smile and fat body, right?" I looked at his official tone and said impatiently, "Tell the point!" ”

He hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Good, good, good!" We don't want to stay here, but the immortal said that as long as we are purified, then we can ascend to heaven, and I have just lost five of my fellow villagers, and they are the most powerful among the more than 10,000 people! ”

I laughed: "Okay, then you don't die unjustly!" The fat soul said aggrievedly: "Little brother, how can you insult us so much, I am also here for everyone, and it is not so difficult for us to go to you together!" I shuddered instantly, well, I forgot that they are all intelligent!

I asked, "Then how can you be purified?" The fat soul said, "Most of them died on the battlefield, many of them didn't go home to see, they didn't marry their wives, and some of the poorest died without even eating meat!" I nodded and said, "The one who has never eaten meat is the most pitiful!" ”

The fat soul wiped his sweat and said, "Isn't the main reason why the dead are restless is that they have not done anything before they are alive, and you have to do it for them, isn't that equivalent to purifying them!" I said, "That makes sense, but now I don't have any meat!" ”

Fat Soul: ". Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ。。。。 Can we not just talk about meat! I scratched my head and said, "Yes?" Haven't we always talked about purification?" The fat soul looked at me and said, "Why don't we continue fighting?" I smiled and said, "Don't, don't~ I have something to discuss, I just said where, oh yes, I didn't marry a daughter-in-law, I didn't see my parents for the last time!" You go on, go on! I smirked!

The fat soul held the trouser belt on his stomach and straightened it up, saying: "I can talk to you here because I was scared to death before I swung the knife, so I don't hate them very much, but they are also wronged souls, so here, they are all hacked to death!" The immortals have all of us with you! I waved my hand and said, "Wait, immortals? Save me this? What do you mean? ”

The fat soul covered his mouth: "Did I say that I missed something?" I rushed over and pulled the fat man by the collar and said, "Tell me quickly, do you hear me?" Why don't I turn you into a glass ball. I lifted my cigarette pouch and said, "Five of them have died on this!" ”

The fat man shuddered and said, "We all stayed where we were after we were killed that day, and the underworld will not accept the souls of the dead!" The immortal saw that we were pitiful, so he put us away, and said to us before leaving, if you see the first one, go up and beat him, and if you can't beat him, he can help you! Today we found out that we were here and you were standing there, and I was going to see what to say, but those five thought they were so good that they rushed up one by one, and it turned out to be like that! ”

I thought about it for a while, damn, this slut, I don't have any fucking heart problems at all, it's all nonsense, he got me I don't know where he got it, and asked me to wipe his ass and purify his soul! Old glass, Lao Tzu found ten strong men and exploded you one day!

The fat man pushed me and said, "Little brother, little brother, I can say everything I can say, if you can't purify these people, they will become powerful ghosts and you will have to play with them!" ”

I shuddered and said, "Will it change?" So how do I purify them? I've asked me several times, but you told me how to purify! The fat man said, "Actually, there is an easy way for you to influence them!" Let their evil spirits disperse on their own! “

I wondered, "Probation? I'm going to talk to 10,000 people one by one? Isn't that easier than playing to know? The fat man said, "Then you will have a meeting!" I said, "I'm saying it here, I can't hear it in the tenth row, and I can't get even more angry in the back!" “

The fat man said: "Don't worry about this, I can help you convey that we are all in a system, and this function is still available!" I said, "Okay, I'll just say to you?" The fat man said, "Don't, you still have to organize, so that they can feel that you value them!" “

I nodded, and the fat man gestured there for a long time without making a sound, and then the dark clouds above his head began to move slowly, and then they sat on the ground one by one with the rain.

The first time I saw it raining, it was spectacular! When they were all done, I found that I was surrounded in the middle, I was looking from a distance, 360 degrees without dead ends were full of people, and I was estimated that more than 5,000 people could see my butt scratching movements!

I coughed a little nervously and said, "Hello everyone, haha, I'm Tong Qiang!" I sympathize with you all and it is time to strongly condemn the actions of those executioners, who have reached outrageous proportions! As soon as I said something, the fat man next to me pulled me and said, "If you say less at a time, I still have to translate!" "I suddenly felt like the national team coach had a press conference! Hey, it's this feel more cool~

I relaxed all at once! I continued: "Recently, there have been fluctuations in the thinking of some comrades, clamoring for revenge, marrying a daughter-in-law, and some wanting to eat meat, I would like to emphasize to you that these three things involve honor and disgrace, affect the future, are related to life and death, and determine fate, and we must be cautious in our words and deeds.

It is necessary to take revenge as the first priority, not to eat meat as a basis, and not to marry a daughter-in-law as an example, maintain close ties with the masses, seize the good opportunity of reincarnation, and make contributions to the early realization of the great plan of reincarnation.

As a single otaku for many years, I would like to emphasize one last sentence that to carry forward the reincarnation culture of the underworld, we have a mission and a great responsibility, and we cannot slack off.

If you don't vote, I don't vote, then who will spread the reincarnation plan, if you don't go, I won't go, then what's the point of life? Let us all actively participate in the reincarnation plan of the prefecture, I hope you will not be resistant, our attitude is very rigorous! What we have always said is to do more good things for the people, do more practical things, and work hard to achieve a well-off life for the whole people!

We resolutely oppose the occurrence of such things as indiscriminate killings and disturbing public order everywhere! This tragedy must be minimized, please believe me! "I have said so much in one breath, I admire my own talent, Nima, fortunately, I have listened to a few reports from the leaders, otherwise how could I say so much!

After finishing speaking, I looked at the surrounding area, and there were obvious traces of fading, and then I asked the fat man, "Do they have anything to say?" The fat man said, "There are so many that I can't even listen to them!" I said, "Then let them be unified, and the majority of them must be satisfied first!" “

The fat man nodded, talked to them for a long time, and then said to me: "I just counted it, most of them want to see their family for the last time, and then they want to take revenge, and they want to find a wife or something, and they want to eat a bowl of shredded pork noodles and everything!" “

I said loudly: "I can understand everyone's feelings, but now the conditions are limited, I can't meet the wishes of each of you one by one, you can go home at any time if you want to go home to see, but you must not disturb the life of normal people, after you see your family, wait for the gate of the capital city to open on July 15, you can go in, and the rest of you want to eat and drink, and I will burn it for you on the 15th day of the first month of every month after I go out!" In the end, I want to get married, friends, if I want to burn paper for you, then that's it, if it doesn't work, then you can go to the city of Xudu to find a female ghost to study, there should be no problem! If I can't get my sister late, I'm not responsible. “

After I finished speaking, I looked at the fat man, and after a while, I saw that some souls had disappeared white, and it is estimated that more than half of them had been fooled by me to go to the city gate to wait for the pickle girl! I asked the fat man, "What are you waiting for if you don't leave?" The fat man said, "Most of the rest are for revenge!" “

I covered my head and said, "Well, this is actually easy to do, you are in the next year, the top is ten years, you will not be able to wait until your sorrows are down, some may be faster, when the time comes, you can hone your fists and feet below and wait to do them!" “

The fat man listened and said, "Yes, yes! Then he told them to go, and the voter disappeared in no time! Damn, I want revenge! Looking around, there was still a piece left, and I scratched my head and said, "Why are there so many?" The fat man smiled and said, "Oh, these are all waiting for me to go together!" “

I also laughed dryly a few times and said, "Thank you, fat man, I can't do this without you, do you have any requirements?" The fat man looked at me and said, "Or are you more like a leader, what you say is all empty words, I'm just going to take a few more aunts!" I was speechless for a moment, I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Then I wish you success in picking up girls below!" After saying that, he patted me and said, "Take care!" "A puff of smoke is gone, I look around, a bead on the ground, I wipe it! You have to pick it all up?!

Just as I was picking up the beads one by one, the figure of the old glass appeared more than ten meters away from me and shouted to me: "Congratulations, it's all purified so soon!" ”

I picked up a bead and walked over, he laughed and dodged it, I shouted, "If it weren't for this bead all over the ground, I'd rush over and hit you all over the face with chrysanthemums blooming right now!" The old glass smiled lewdly and said, "Since you have treated me like this, then I won't tell you that I am here to send you out!" I gave a thumbs up and said, "Okay, you're awesome!" Come here, I promise not to kill you! ”

The old glass said: "Don't talk nonsense with you, let's talk about something serious!" I threw a bead at it: "Do you have a serious time?" If you have a fart, let it go! 10,000 people have flickered away, and they are still afraid of hair. ”

The old glass coughed twice and suddenly said: "First of all, let me introduce myself, the surname of this immortal is Zuo Mingci, the character Yuan Fang, and the world calls me Mr. Wujiao!" ”

I exclaimed, "You are the half-fairy Zuo Ci?" I'll go, why didn't this history book say that you look so obscene? ”