Since it is my sister's masterpiece, I must use the most solemn attitude to taste it carefully, otherwise I will definitely be beaten and scolded. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The most unfair thing is that you can't fight back after being beaten.

Ay! How did the civilization of human society evolve into this? Men are born to be brave and tenacious, and women are born with the right to be naughty and willful? This is not scientific, this must be a link in history that has developed wrong.

While thinking about the big things about human civilization, he sincerely scooped a small bite of fish soup with the white porcelain spoon in his hand.

"Babble...... Yingzi, you actually lied to me! ”

This fish soup is so sour! Because the acidity was much more than expected, the sensory perception was doubly more acidic.

The sudden feeling of being frightened in his mouth made Fei Ge's tongue, lips and cheeks shrink for a moment. It's like a violent chill.

So much so that for a while, he was a little slurred in speech, and he made a babbling and muffled voice like a child.

Kuaiying laughed at the desk, overjoyed, "Haha brother, you're really funny like this now, it's a pity that you don't have a mobile phone or a camera, so it's a pity that you can't capture one." ”

Fei Ge glared at Naimei: "You want to murder your own brother? ”

Kuai Ying was dismissive, "Cut!" You've been scared out of your guts by a certain Ah Lian. Suddenly, it was replaced with a concerned face: "Once bitten by a snake for ten years, it is also a normal psychological reaction to be afraid of the well rope." But brother, don't worry, how can your sister harm you? Please compare me to that little slut, okay? Otherwise, I'll be mad. ”

Sure enough, every woman is born with the potential to be a queen, and Yingzi's face change process switches freely, and various different expressions are seamlessly connected.

At this time, it became the attitude of the kindergarten aunt to encourage the children: "Take another bite, you will feel sour, and then it will be cool." ”

While carefully taking out a small piece of snow-white fish meat with chopsticks, he handed it to Kuaifei's small bowl.

"If it weren't for the first wave of acidity, you would have felt that the taste of this fish was a little lighter. After the sour taste buds have been stimulated, you will feel more fresh and refreshing when you eat the fish. ”

Convinced, Kuai Fei drank the second spoonful of soup on thin ice, and then savored the tender fish.

【System prompt...... Main Quest: The first stage of the Mysterious Kitchen Acid Making is extremely refreshing and the ancient carp king soup has been achieved. Mission completion 25%】

[Main quest tip: Please get two out of three votes from the designated judges within 364 days]

[Side quest: Congratulations on mastering the Kitchen Mystery Sour Making Extremely Cool Ancient Carp King Soup, so are you ready to create a rich and noble river fresh hall belonging to the samurai family? 】

[Task description: Once you accept this task, the system will cover 100% of the construction and decoration of the Hexian Hall (or Liyuzhuang) for you. Ensure the quality of construction, and ensure that the software and hardware facilities are super high, super large and super high. The price you'll pay for this is to have at least 10,000 people in a year. 】

[Reward: Next (Non-Mainline) Mystery Recipe]

[Failure Punishment: Selling you is not enough to repay the project, so I have to sell you to attach eternal contempt from the ancients, all abilities -50%, charm -999, mandatory wearing system title: Decay God Possession]

……

Kuai Fei was stunned and thought for a while.

"Yingzi, are you cheating on your brother again? You designed this, right? It's not illegal to take such a pit side quest, right? ”

I was going to thank my sister for helping me complete the first step of the main quest, but now it seems that I don't need to thank her.

Do you know that you toss your brother and parents like this?

Is it interesting to make your brother embarrassed?

"I didn't do it, and I don't think I can take this task." Kuai Ying changed Kuai Fei's mind with one sentence.

"Let you come, there is something important to tell you privately......"

Kuai Fei wasn't too surprised, "So carp soup or something is just an appetizer?" Now comes the point. ”

"Hmm," Kuaiying's phantom nodded, unaware that this false body of the optical phantom was capable of manipulating pots and pans and killing a live fish. Kuai Fei was sure that the fish soup he had just drunk and the fish he had eaten were substantial existences, not illusions.

"Since my brother got sick, we haven't had a chance to talk about ......"

"Are you sick...... Kuai Fei felt that one of his previous conjectures had been confirmed, should he have to give a look at his superior insight and foresight? Or on the contrary, it is precisely because I am always cranky, and then under the effect of words and forces, these distortions are created?

Illness is a subtle and honorable statement.

The truth must be stupid. is also a kind of mental illness, so Yingzi's mention of illness is not a lie.

Sure enough, an egg-shaped device thrown from a high altitude didn't kill me on the spot? Just made me a fool?

Kuai Fei recalled the experience since he was smashed, and he did enter this world before Yingzi. This actually means that on the side of the 21st century's genuine homeland of the earth, at the beginning, after I was smashed and stupid, there were actually some of the following?

For example, my sister comes to the psychiatric hospital every day to push her brother with cerebral palsy in a wheelchair and go out to bask in the sun...... (This is often the case in movies)......

For example, after my brother became stupid, his brain waves emitted an unusual radio wave signal, which alarmed the Party Central Committee, the CIA and District 51, and then the Commission of Science, Technology and Industry for National Defense of the Chinese Academy of Sciences made a fuss about slicing, and the traitors and heroes of the Cents Party were clamoring to rob the prison to rescue a stupid brother and rushed to the other side of the white free light, and then they were still sliced on the other side...... My sister broke out of the encirclement with her stupid brother in the rain of bullets and fled to an unknown place...... Many white doves crackled and flew around, and the statue of the madhouse was shattered by a rain of bullets...... Well, John Woo's early classics are really impressive.

And then ...... How could my sister kill the blockade of the National Security Bureau's supernatural agents and foreign soldiers alone.,So here there must be another Edgeworth's white-bearded power turned out.,With a wave of his sleeve, he took away the male protagonist who was destined to save the world but hadn't had time to start leveling.,And the male owner's sister.。

"Hey! Wake up! Don't be cranky! ”

Kuai Fei rubbed the four white points and refreshed himself, "So I haven't become a fool, have I?" ”

(If you don't know the four white points, please review the second section of the first set of eye exercises)

"You've changed your ......," Kuai Ying sounded like she was sighing.

"Really in an insane asylum?"

"Hmmm! It's true. ”

Kuai Fei was shocked by his crow's beak.

"So...... Is there really a battle for sliced specimens in the madhouse? Did a certain director behind the plot of the madhouse really spend a lot of money to buy many white doves as props? ”

"This one doesn't ......"

Kuai Fei breathed a sigh of relief, and finally had a counterexample to prove that he had thought too much.

……