Queen Mother, it's a very old word. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Guo Jia's first reaction was always Cixi's old witch who brought disaster to the country and the people. All the queen mothers are probably not good people.

If you have a pure heart, how can you get to the position of the queen mother in the palace?

After all, once you enter the Hou Gate, it is as deep as the sea, and the ruthlessness is the emperor's family!

It was seen that the Empress Dowager Dong knew that Guo Jia was wrong.

This is not an old woman with a wrinkled face, gray hair, and all the vicissitudes and experiences written on her face.

On the contrary, the Queen Mother is a middle-aged woman who is very well maintained, charming, and still beautiful. If it weren't for Cao Cao's reminder, Guo Jia would even think that the Queen Mother was only in her twenties.

Think about it, this year, Emperor Liu Hong of the Han Dynasty was only twenty-six years old, and the ancient people gave birth early, and the Empress Dowager Dong was probably in her early forties.

Staying in the palace all day long, pampering, eating and using the best, people naturally do not look old.

The nine phoenix golden jade hairpins are extremely luxurious, the back hem of the red and black Liuxian skirt is two meters long, the golden jade ribbon is softly tied around the waist, and the glory of the queen mother even overwhelms Queen He and Wang Meiren who are supporting her on the side.

Of course, the pity is that such a beautiful woman has no friends, no talking partners, not even a man dares to look at her more, and the two little grandsons who seem to be very affectionate next to her really love her?

Who would have known that such a beautiful woman would die of depression and death in a few years due to the failure of the power struggle.

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I have to say that the etiquette of that era was very cumbersome, the emperor spoke, the empress spoke, the star official spoke, and the historian spoke......

Then it is to bow down to the ancestors of the royal family, bow down to worship heaven and earth, kneel to worship Yanhuang, and kneel to worship the gods......

Guo Jia only felt that if it continued, would Empress Dowager Dong starve to death first.

Fortunately, Guo Jia is standing in the outermost position, no one pays attention to him at all, and he can be lazy from time to time.

Finally, it's time to get to the point, and hundreds of officials are presenting.

Some people offer thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, some people send blood jade Ruyi, and some people offer colorful gold and jade clothes...... In short, everything is luxurious, and it is a rare treasure.

Dian Wei's eyes were red, and he couldn't wait to snatch these things home. Xi Zhicai was scared, so he wanted Guo Jia to persuade Dian Wei.

But when he turned his head to look, he found that Guo Jia's eyes were redder than Dian Wei at this time.

Guo Jia has grown up in the world, and secretly plans that if he steals all the birthday gifts of the Queen Mother, he can also open a national museum in the 21st century.

Xi Zhicai had no choice but to drag the two by himself, otherwise who knows what this madman master and servant would do?

In the end, it was finally Guo Jia's turn. Xi Zhicai shouted several times in a row to wake Guo Jia up from his stupidity, but his eyes were still red at the moment.

Guo Jia also realized his gaffe and hurriedly stepped forward, but when he walked, he still unconsciously glanced at the rare treasures that were piled up like garbage.

At this time, Xi Zhicai reacted, no, didn't Guo Jia say that his gift had been given? Wouldn't he go up there......

Sure enough, walking to the front, Guo Jia was still in a daze, not knowing what he was here for.

"Guo Jia, where's your gift?" The voice of Emperor Han Ling woke up Guo Jia.

"I ......" Guo Jia was stupid all of a sudden. Didn't I give a gift?

Hum! It must be Emperor Han Ling who is taking revenge on himself for making trouble in the palace just now, stingy ghost! However, Guo Jia is the people, and Emperor Han Ling is the king, Guo Jia doesn't dare to say this clearly.

Everyone is a smart person, Guo Jia's empty-handed appearance has long said everything, who still doesn't understand.

Everyone was amazed, good! Today they are also (why use it?) It's been a long time.

first met a person who dared to beat people in the palace, then met a person who dared to push the sin on the saint Kong, and finally met a person who came to attend the birthday of the Queen Mother without a congratulatory gift.

The most important thing is that Guo Jia did these three things alone, is he going against the sky?

"Guo Jia, you shouldn't have prepared a gift, right?"

Emperor Han Ling's voice was a little cold.

"I ......"

"It's okay, Guo Gongzi can come to participate in the birthday of the mourning family, the mourning family is very happy, and it doesn't matter what the gift is."

At the critical moment, Empress Dowager Dong actually stood up to speak for Guo Jia, and gave Guo Jia a soft smile.

"Since the queen mother doesn't care, I have nothing to say. Guo Jia, go down! The emperor's voice was still cold, but his mother said that he didn't care, what else could he say?

"Wait, I have something to say!"

At this time, Emperor Han Ling didn't care, but Guo Jia didn't let it.

"What do you have to say? I know that you are not afraid of heaven and earth, and you dare to do anything, but you had better not be presumptuous in front of the Queen Mother. Otherwise, I won't be the first to spare you! ”

Obviously, Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty was alluding to Guo Jia's previous troubles in the palace, which was also the reason why he embarrassed Guo Jia.

"I don't dare!" Guo Jia hurriedly explained, and then straightened up and looked at Emperor Han Ling: "But I have prepared a gift, how can Your Majesty not let me give it?" ”

"Have you prepared a present?" Emperor Han Ling smiled.

I'm not a fool, your look, that action, who can't see that you forgot to prepare.

"Your Majesty, since Guo Gongzi is prepared, why don't you let him take it out and take a look?"

At the critical moment, it was Empress Dowager Dong who stood up to speak for Guo Jia, looking at her smiling eyes, and seemed to be very interested in Guo Jia.

"I prepared a gift, but I can't get it out!"

Wow -

The audience was stunned, what is Guo Jia doing? Playing with His Majesty and the Queen Mother? He doesn't want to live anymore?

Guo Jia saw everyone's expressions, and he was very proud, that's right, even the emperor Lao Tzu can't embarrass me.

If you slap me, Lao Tzu will return you two slaps, and it won't be useful when the king of heaven Lao Tzu comes.

"Bold, Guo Fengxiao, are you playing tricks on me and the Queen Mother?" Emperor Han Ling was a little angry, I just made some jokes with you, and you still dare to fight back?

"Your Majesty, slow down, how about letting Guo Gongzi explain it first?" Empress Dowager Dong spoke for Guo Jia for the third time, but her voice also became cold, and this Guo Jia seemed to be very unreasonable.

"Tell me, what gift can't be given?"

Emperor Han Ling still gave Guo Jia a chance after all, he didn't believe that Guo Jia was such a stupid person, but since Guo Jia said so, he must have his own intentions.

"Yes!"

Guo Jia stood up in response, his right hand on his left chest, with a serious face, and said with blazing eyes: "Here, this is the gift I prepared, my sincerity." ”

"Oh! Interesting, your sincerity, you can explain it to me! ”

Emperor Han Ling smiled faintly, but he didn't notice that the face of the Queen Mother next to him was slightly red.

This Guo Gongzi, how can a man's sincerity be given to a woman as a gift? It's too picky! But why did my heart suddenly jump after so many years of silence?

"First, the Queen Mother's mother is the head of the harem and a role model for women in the world, who doesn't respect it? The most important thing is that he gave birth to an eternal monarch like His Majesty, which is the Queen Mother benefiting the common people and exercising the kindness and well-being of heaven and earth. ”

"Second, I, Guo Jia, am an orphan, I lost my parents at a young age, and even was not tolerated by my blood relatives, I didn't have warm clothes, I couldn't have enough food, if it weren't for the help of my brothers and friends, I Guo Jia wouldn't be alive today. To put it bluntly, the first time I saw the Queen Mother, I thought of my mother, and I felt that the Queen Mother was as beautiful, shiny, and gentle as my own mother......"

"Third, I, Guo Jia, can't take out the gifts in the hands of the people, even if I can come up with such a gift, even a gift that is ten times better than you, I won't take it. Because no matter how good these things are, in my heart, they are not worthy of the Queen Mother at all. ”

"Fourth, the Queen Mother, like my mother, is the most unique person, only sincerity can express my sincerity, and only my heart can express my heart."

Guo Jia's affectionate words came out, and the audience was stunned.

The big officials and famous Confucians were stupid, they thought that Guo Jia was fearless, didn't know how to be flexible, and didn't understand flattery, but how could this guy boast that he was better than himself? It's just that four horses can't catch up, no, a hundred horses can't catch up!

The most important thing is that it's obvious that you didn't give a gift, why is it that after you finished speaking, it seems that those of us who gave gifts are wrong? We humiliated the Queen Mother with a gift that was not worthy of the Queen Mother? Only you, who can't get a gift, are sincere?

You Guo Jia is too bad!

Hum! Flattery, Guo Fengxiao is nothing more than that.

Everyone was very disdainful of Guo Jia, but it didn't matter, because Emperor Han Ling and Empress Dowager Dong ate this set.

Emperor Han Ling's face was expressionless, but anyone could see the look in his eyes, Guo Jia's sentence of the eternal Mingjun, he couldn't calm down until now.

Empress Dowager Dong was even more direct, her eyes were filled with tears, obviously she liked and pitied Guo Jia, liked his honey mouth, and pitied his life experience.

But that's not all!

"Your Majesty, the Queen Mother, when I saw the Queen Mother today, I remembered my mother, so I lost my words and offended the Queen Mother. Please Your Majesty and the Queen Mother punish me heavily, I will never dare to have these thoughts in the future! ”

Guo Jia was talking, there was crying in his voice, and there were crystal tears in his eyes, and he knelt down and pleaded guilty to the two.

At this moment, he couldn't tell whether he was telling the truth or lying, and the tearful appearance of Empress Dowager Dong made him slightly distracted, making him really think of his mother, who couldn't remember her face anymore.

"Get up!"

Will Emperor Han Ling punish him? Of course not!

Guo Jia's words seem to be flattery, but in fact, they are more like sincere words, loyal to the emperor, respect for the queen mother, filial piety to his mother, if such a person is punished, who will believe him?

Especially the eyes of his mother who looked at him with fierce eyes, and clearly told himself: If you dare to punish him, we will sever the relationship between mother and son.

"Then I'll go down."

Guo Jia turned around and wanted to leave, but he didn't notice a trace of cunning flashing in Emperor Han Ling's eyes.

Hum! Your mouth is so powerful, how could I let you go so easily?