"Wait!"

Seeing that Guo Jia was leaving, Empress Dowager Dong actually stood up and kept Guo Jia. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The boy doesn't flick when he has tears, but he hasn't reached the sad place.

Originally, Empress Dowager Dong was still a little skeptical of Guo Jia's words, but after seeing Guo Jia's tears, she was convinced.

A woman's compassion and maternal brilliance are unreasonable.

But if Gao Shun was here, he would definitely scoff at it and disdain it, he had seen Guo Jia secretly wipe saliva on his eyes.

But what kind of identity is the Queen Mother, even Her Majesty has to salute when she sees her, who else can make the Queen Mother stand up?

Sure enough, as soon as the Queen Mother stood up, everyone's faces changed and they were dumbfounded.

Even the Queen Mother herself found that she was a little out of shape, and her face changed unnaturally.

But in the end, it is a person who has seen a big scene, and in less than half a breath, the Queen Mother has returned to her graceful and luxurious state.

"Ahh Queen Mother, are you going to punish me? ”

Guo Jia looked frightened, clasped his hands to his chest, and retreated again and again, as if he had seen something terrible.

Everyone had a chill, how could this look like a little daughter-in-law who was being targeted by **.

(Damn), you are a madman who fought all over Luoyang, beat celebrities, fought the sword god after beating the famous man, and beat the palace after the sword god. Is there anything else in the world that you are afraid of?

It's really pretending!

But it doesn't matter what they think, the key is that Empress Dowager Dong eats this trick!

"Giggles! ……”

Empress Dowager Dong chuckled softly, although she quickly covered her smile with long sleeves, but everyone could see how happy she was at the moment.

"What, is the mourning family so terrible? Why are you scared like this when you see the mourning family? ”

Empress Dowager Dong's face was slightly cold, as if she was questioning Guo Jia, but who couldn't hear the joke?

This time, not only the big officials and celebrities were stunned, but even Emperor Han Ling was stunned, he didn't know how long it had been since he had seen his mother so happy, and he didn't know how long it had been since he had heard the mother's brisk voice.

"Of course the Queen Mother is not terrible, I just remember that when I made a mistake when I was a child, my mother would spank my ass, and I was afraid that the Queen Mother would also spank me."

Guo Jia looked aggrieved, covered his ass and said, as if someone really wanted to take out his ass.

"Presumptuous! What is the occasion? Guo Jia, you have to pay attention to your words and deeds! If you annoy the queen mother, no one can protect you! ”

After all, it is a solemn occasion, and Guo Jia's rhetoric is indeed a little out of the flow. Emperor Ling of Han said that it was a reprimand, but it was better to say that it was an exhortation.

"It doesn't matter! The mourning family is not angry! "This is the fourth time that Empress Dowager Dong has spoken for Guo Jia tonight.

"Guo Gongzi is funny and humorous, but he makes the mourning family very happy, but you don't want to lie to the mourning family!"

"I don't dare! Can't! ”

Guo Jia saw that when the Empress Dowager Dong spoke to her, she inadvertently revealed a trace of cunning.

She is telling Guo Jia that in fact, what you said is true or false. It's just that the mourning family is really happy, so I don't care! But don't deceive the mourners!

Guo Jia gasped, the women in the palace are really not simple, and their ability to observe words and emotions is even stronger than that of the big officials and celebrities here, which is really terrifying.

"Queen Mother, in fact, what I was most afraid of when I was a child was not my mother spanking me." Guo Jia hurriedly changed the topic.

"Oh, what are you afraid of?"

The Queen Mother became interested, and the rest of the people also looked at Guo Jia with burning eyes, although this kid is a little vulgar, but talking and doing things are really interesting.

"What I was afraid of was that every time I made a mistake, I didn't dare to tell my mother. My mother was able to find out that something was wrong with me through her sixth sense, and then she was scared. ”

"Sixth sense? What is that? "The Queen Mother naturally doesn't understand these words of the future.

"Oh, it's nothing, the sixth sense is actually the feeling of a woman." Guo Jia hurriedly explained: "The Queen Mother, guess why I'm afraid of my mother's blind guess." ”

"Is it because your mother is always guessing and making you feel wronged?" After a little contemplation, the Queen Mother guessed softly.

After finishing speaking, Empress Dowager Dong stared at Guo Jia, waiting for Guo Jia's answer, she was very interested in this answer.

The other people present also looked at Guo Jia with interest, Guo Jia's question was really something they had never been exposed to, and they didn't know what Guo Jia could say.

"It's not!" Guo Jia denied this answer.

"Is that because your mother always has a serious face when she guesses, which scares you?"

"It's not!" Guo Jia once again denied this answer.

"Is that because your mother's speculations are always trivializing and scaring you?"

"It's not!" Guo Jia denied Empress Dowager Dong's answer for the third time.

"Then why, the mourning family can't guess, you tell the mourning family quickly!"

I couldn't guess it three times in a row, and the Empress Dowager Dong finally gave up, it seems that this answer is not so simple.

Everyone was also thinking and meditating, but they couldn't think of any suitable answer.

They are a group of big people who talk about the world all day long, but they are stumped by a family matter, which is really a bit ......

So they are looking forward to Guo Jia's answer.

was silent for a while, until everyone was a little impatient to wait, Guo Jia said faintly: "It's because the woman guessed too accurately!" ”

The audience was silent, one breath, two breaths.

"Giggles! ......" The sound of a woman giggling suddenly sounded in the hall, it was not the Queen Mother alone, even Queen He and Wang Meiren laughed.

Another breath, two breaths.

"Hahaha! ......." The whole hall burst into laughter, it was really a loud laugh, Emperor Han Ling also took the lead in laughing, and many big officials and celebrities even laughed so much that their stomachs hurt.

Only the two little princes did not laugh, they looked at everyone with a blank expression, and finally asked from the younger one: "Father, what are you laughing at?" Why can't Erchen understand? ”

"Ahem! .......”

Emperor Han Ling immediately noticed his gaffe and quickly stopped laughing, but this kind of laughter couldn't stop if he wanted to, he covered his face with one hand and forced a smile, but it made the whole person tremble violently, making him almost breathless.

"Ahem! .......”

His Majesty stopped laughing, and the others naturally noticed the gaffe, and quickly stopped laughing, which was also exchanged for a slow coughing sound.

It's all to blame for this Guo Jia, it's so funny...... No! It's not funny at all, it's a very vulgar and tasteless joke, but it hurts us all. Ahem! ......

"Father didn't ...... just now Ahem! ......" Emperor Han Ling wanted to say that he didn't laugh, but halfway through speaking, he felt that it was very inappropriate, so he could only change his words and use an adult's trick.

"Ahem! ...... You'll understand when you're older! Ahem! ......”

"Oh! ......" The little prince replied reluctantly, but he could only reluctantly agree, it seems that it is not the first time that his father has used this trick.

Ahem......

Emperor Han Ling was young in the end, and he returned to normal after a while, but many of His Royal Highness's officials and celebrities were old guys, and they didn't ease their breath so easily, and they were still coughing, and even their faces were flushed.

This made Empress Dowager Dong unhappy.

"That's it! Don't pretend to be one by one, don't you know what you're thinking. Guo Jia's words are to tell you, don't lie to women, women are very smart and can guess anything. ”

"Yes!" From Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty to the general, from the general to the famous Confucian, everyone can only be that today is the birthday of the Queen Mother, and the identity of the Queen Mother is the highest in the audience, who dares to say no?

It's just that everyone's faces are a little weird, has the taste of this birthday banquet changed a little?

"Remember, you have to do less stealing things in the future, women know everything!"

"Ahem! ......”

At the end, Empress Dowager Dong added another sentence, which made everyone cough again, their faces were red, they were red before, and now they are blushing.

None of the men present have some romantic affairs, and they usually even use these fragrant things as a topic to boast about themselves, but this kind of thing cannot be said on a formal occasion anyway.

The taste of today's birthday banquet has really changed!

Emperor Han Ling smiled helplessly, and could only blame the culprit Guo Jia.

"Guo ......"

But just as he wanted to speak, he was interrupted.

"The queen mother's words are very reasonable, and the concubines and others think so!"

Empress He and Wang Meiren actually agreed with Empress Dowager Dong's words, which was simply impossible for them, who had always been opponents.

The three women are of the same opinion, what else can Emperor Han Ling say?

Three women in one play, even if it is the supreme Emperor of Han Ling, he does not dare to offend three women at the same time.

So, he decided to put all the blame on Guo Jia!