Chapter 13: Funny Kamui
Comrade Daojun floated in the air, blocking in front of Xiao Zhu, and with one finger, he resisted the sword qi emitted by Ji Dexiang, the big sacrificial wine, with hatred. How handsome is this chic sensei! This makes a trainee god not very happy: What kind of handsome am this to pretend to be with a little god, so faceless! How dare you perform chic in front of a funny god? This kind of person who steals the spotlight halfway is really the most annoying! What is the sword qi of a cultivator worth? Without a continuous output for thousands of years, can it shake half a hair of my old man?
What's more, resisting this sword is not only a performance of strength, but also a part of the cause and effect! Not only can it allow everyone to release the fear of losing the magic weapon, but also show their generosity as a high-level creature! It was all ruined by this old man! Isn't it just an old way...... The so-called Heavenly Dao that named him the Dao Monarch was just a stellar small Heavenly Dao of the Ten Realms Sun, and compared to the Great Heavenly Dao of the Supreme Realm, it was just a drizzle. When dealing with the trainees and special staff of the headquarters, you are personally entertained by Xiao Tiandao, that is, you are a little higher-level, and you can't help but give face to the staff of the headquarters who are on the staff! Not to mention that you are just a feudal Taoist?
So, Xiao Zhu quietly glanced at the little scourge, and his eyes picked at the back of the Daojun Ancestor: That means, go on, him, aren't you my divine envoy?
When the little scourge saw the signal, he smiled and nodded. That means, look at your old man!
Then, the little thing jumped forward with confidence, and with a snap, it pretended to hit the big ear of Daojun Li Da'er. One hand grabbed a strand of hair from Daojun's sideburns, and the other hand crackled like a small windmill and began to twitch left and right, shouting while patting: "Beat you white-haired old Taoist priest who can't open your eyes! You block the majestic image of my family's god master, do you know? You have lived for tens of thousands of years and still have such no eyesight? Offend my family's funny god, and make you a joke in minutes!" Maybe it's because this little thing is made of special materials, so although the person is small, the voice is loud, and the kind that directly resonates with heaven and earth actually directly makes Taishang Laojun quarrel for a while! There is no expression on his face for tens of thousands of years...... It's the kind of expression that starts. Then subconsciously he led the sword qi in his hand to his ears, and at the same time tilted his head hard!
As soon as the little scourge saw the sword qi coming, he was unhurried, not dodging, or dodging, only condensed a bright bead the size of a needle tip at the tip of his little finger, blocked the sword qi, and exhaled and shouted: "Turn into noodles!"
With this voice, the billowing and indestructible sharp sword qi, after sliding through the beads, really turned into a big bowl of steaming noodles, and poured Xiao Zhu all over his head!
Because the aura contained in this sword qi is very sufficient, so the noodles materialized by this sword qi are crystal clear and elastic, not only changing the colorful treasure color, but also exuding an attractive aroma, the fairy grass of the side dishes is verdant, and the added spiritual meat is even more proportional, shiny and trembling, and it is soft and tender at a glance! And there is actually a spicy sauce taste, which is spreading with the wind.
At this moment, everyone's eyes really focused on the head of the funny god venerable, because there were not only the most noodles here, but also a green dragon shadow circling around the noodles. Of course, for these monks, they can all find that these noodles are actually hanging in the air, without touching Xiao Zhu's hair, scalp and body, but the feeling of the half-hanging noodles blocking half of his face is really ...... It's so funny!
With a "flutter" sound, the little scourge hanging on Daojun's sideburns was the first to hold back his laughter, and he couldn't control it, and the laughter of "wahaha......haha" softened, falling on the shoulders of the big ears, and tears came out! The joy in the laughter seemed to be an electric current poured into the surrounding air, which instantly detonated the entire altar, and almost everyone laughed! Many people had not laughed for hundreds of thousands of years. The old monk and the old Taoist friend could still hold on, and only a smile appeared on their faces; where had those young monks ever seen a great master who was at least a seventh-level Heavenly Sense Realm funny at the cost of his own image! Especially Xiao Shenyang's two sentences just now, in fact, also made these people who had not seen the sketch ferment for a while! Many people laughed halfway, and remembered the two sentences that Xiao Zhu had just said, and felt a strong sense of laughter even more!
From the appearance of Xiao Zhu to the present, everyone has experienced a series of changes, and many people have strongly believed that they are dreaming. This laughter, like a flood bursting its banks, suddenly gave everyone's emotions a cathartic point! Laughing and laughing, phantoms of magic weapons appeared all over the sky, like bright stars, and then these shining phantoms returned to their respective masters' spirits one after another, and the whole scene was festive and grand. The phantom of these magic weapons is different from the past, and many people will disguise their magic weapons in the past to prevent someone from seeing the real body of the magic weapon. And this time, there were many people secretly staring at what was in the spirit of the master, fellow disciples, enemies, friends, and female cultivators.
All kinds of silent communication unfolded quietly in a small area: ...... Master, master, it's hard to guard against thieves, the magic weapon you lost last time was actually won by the sixth junior brother...... Senior brother, senior brother, listen to my explanation, my little junior sister and I are sincere, so she handed over the ancestral token to me for safekeeping, and I hope that my senior brother will fulfill it...... Oh, junior sister, it turns out that you are the heir chosen by my grandfather, I have offended my senior sister before, you must not take it to heart. ...... It turns out that Fairy Jin Hui also likes to be shallow, and she is really fragrant......
At the same time, many people turned into crying in laughter! When the complete magic weapon went out, a phantom of the divine soul returned, and all those who could not cry were dripping blood. The cry was like ink dripping into the glass, instantly blurring, changing the color of the whole glass, and the cry became louder and louder, reaching the sky!
Seeing that the mood of these people changed so drastically, Zhu Chenhe, who had blushed his old face, sighed, stretched out his hand and took the remaining half of the Dao Jun Ding, and then flicked his fingers, turning the aura into the body of the Dao Jun Ding, and actually repaired this big ding. With a slight flick of his hair, he sprinkled the noodles hanging in the air into the big ding, and looked down to see that there were relatively few of them!
So he turned his head and said to the people who gradually stopped and looked at him in surprise: "Everyone, if there is still any grievance, just do it to the god again, we have saved enough of this food, can we share it?"
Everyone looked at each other, a little at a loss, hundreds of thousands of magic weapons, swept away by others, and they were all thrown to another world, which in itself is a show of strength that is so high that it shows off its muscles.
Just when everyone was hesitating and not knowing how to speak, a young and rough voice sounded:
"Of course it's good! A certain family wanted to eat your noodles just now! That noodles smell fragrant, and a certain family swallowed a few mouthfuls of spiritual energy before holding back, although your god is small, you are a master of cooking, which makes people envious! It's just that, you see, you are funny...... Lord God, right? Lord God, it's just that the beast control gold ring that was lost just now by a certain family is a gift from my father, the emperor's big order, and it has a lot to do with it, can you help the kid find it? If you can tell me the whereabouts, a certain family swears in the position of the crown prince that they will do their best to complete a request for you. Do you think it's okay?" it was the prince of Shan Yujie, Yun Shaotian, who spoke. Although this prince is not very old, he is a transparent eyebrow, and he immediately changed his position.
As soon as the people present heard this, they almost all understood that the return of the divine soul in the magic weapon just now made everyone realize two facts: First, the magic weapon could not be recovered; second, this funny guy was really a true god who could not be provoked! That's why everyone was crying and hesitating! What should we do with this true god? Some male cultivators were even thinking: What if this guy eats people like the evil demon in Huangquan? I am so spiritual, fit, and still a child, and he will definitely not let me go. Some female cultivators are thinking: What should I do if this guy has a big beastly nature! Pity me for the beauty of the prosperous world is still waiting in the boudoir, today the slave family is in trouble, where is the Tan Lang and the prince who saved the slaves from fire and water?
You must know that this kid usually calls himself "the prince" when he sees people, and if the slave behaves a little disrespectful to him, he will be treated in the water prison ice cave for 30 years, and in his eyes, this kind of criminal law is more "artistic" than directly beheading. Today, he calls himself a certain family and calls himself a kid, respectful and interesting, and he is really a very decisive character between trade-offs. You must know that when participating in the high-risk profession of the prince, treating the slave with the attitude of a corporal is actually a sign of stupidity, and it seems that acting brainlessly is the means to save his life, and the subtext is actually this: Dad, look at me, I have not cultivated the people around me at all, and my private space is open to you!
"It's impossible to completely restore your beast control ring, because there is a divine soul mark of your father's Da Danyu in that ring, and it has now returned to him. Xiao Zhu was a little embarrassed and said, "In this way, it won't affect your position as the crown prince, right?"
"Lord God, you and I have no grievances......! You said that it is possible to recover some of it, right? Then I hope that Lord Divine will be merciful, and it will not be easy to take pity on me, and restore the golden ring. The golden ring of the beast is a token of the prince, the people are in the ring, and the people are lost. Even if the kid's soul card is unharmed, as long as the golden ring is lost, the name of Yongwu is not there, and the seat cannot be saved. Without hesitation between words, he pushed the gold mountain and poured the jade pillar, and his head fell to the ground.
All the monks sighed in their hearts when they saw it, this so-called most unruly realm is really respected by the strong. There are those who disdain, there are those who sigh, and there are those who are related.
"Okay, okay, you stand up first, and see someone kowtowing to me, which makes me very uncomfortable! As he spoke, his voice drifted away, and many people trembled in their hearts, realizing that this was the way to speak! Only later did they realize that these words had not only had an effect on the thirty-three small worlds to form a law, but even formed a new law in the entire Ten Realms. The most intuitive thing in front of me is that Prince Yun, who was kneeling in the local area, actually stood up automatically and turned into a bow!
The farther away they were from the high platform, the more panicked the low-level monks became! Because many people found that when they faced the high platform, they really couldn't control their knees, and they couldn't even kneel down on one knee. I wanted to bow down, but I just gave it up.