Chapter 14: Funny Divine Secret Dragon Descending Artifact
After Prince Yun stood up, his face was first full of surprise, and then his face was ecstatic: "Thank you for your promise!
When Xiao Zhu heard this, he was even more embarrassed, because of what? Because just now he restored Dao Junding, whether he said the law or not, he accidentally subconsciously made it up! You asked him to deliberately restore a specific magic weapon, he really didn't know what to do! But at this time, he was already frozen here, what should he do? So he peeked to see the only reinforcement, the little scourge. This little guy was actually pretending to be asleep, and sent him a lot of dream words, to the effect that the weather is so good today, it is so comfortable to swim in the sea, and the young ladies are so beautiful.
Xiao Zhu was so angry that his nose was crooked: "Little scourge, you big guy fell into the sea, and he couldn't even break the tension on the surface of the sea! Even if you climb directly on the water and meet a big sun, the evaporation effect of the water molecules can blow you up! You make up a dream and make up a composite physics basic principle! Hmm...... What? The sea without roots? The dream still has a correction? You want to correct yourself into a light grass bald donkey, right? Stop! Don't make up a restrictive dream, you are not yet 1 hour old...... Hurry up and give the brain (Lao Tzu) want to fold.
Little scourge: You make one by yourself, the structure of the golden ring is simple, you look at it for a while, you must remember it, a little recall that you make a good show, more face.
Xiao Zhu: What do you want to do?
Little scourge: How unseemly that is! Let the gods ...... Make him a dog collar! Does he have this blessing? Hehe...... ,Don't you know me?The key scourge is that I am a special funny particle.,The rules of aura materialization are completely unpredictable.,All expressions are uncontrollable funny.,If you're not afraid of big things.,I'll help you make no problem.。 However, I think you're a bit of a toss here.
Xiao Zhu: I must be the saddest true god, and I can't even command a godbreaker.
Little scourge: Don't say that! You really don't rank on the list of sorrowful gods...... I always said to you, there are many sad things in the circle of true gods, this profession looks at the scenery, but if you are not careful, you will follow the law, how many gods are mending the pot from birth to the end of the universe. That is, you haven't mastered your own power yet, and you have to happen to be able to use this magic power, and the probability is still low. This is the so-called Buddha fear system, your old level of existence, that is a collection of billions of trillions of cause and effect and can be transcendent, this collection of billions of trillions is a huge and complex system that is endless. Once the words are spoken, and then amplified by the system, then the changes are endless! Not to mention those true gods, who send the most difficult funny particles to you!
Xiao Zhu: I seem to have heard some great conspiracy!
Little scourge: Hahaha, yes? No, you are blessed to become a god, oh yes, I have never heard of it, you are blessed to break through the sky, and your luck is to break through the sky.
Xiao Zhu: Don't interrupt! I want to know more about the funny particles. I knew that there was that old dragon stick taking the lead, and bullying the new gods was the most likely office logic in the Supreme God Realm.
Little Scourge: Woo...... Wow, wow, wow! You always bully little pot friends! Too much of a bully, your expression is so fierce! People don't play with you anymore!
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Xiao Zhu and Xiao Scourge's quarrel was carried out in secret, and on the scene, everyone was nervous and eager to watch the funny true god silent. Some young monks still said in their hearts: Well, this is what the teacher taught to obtain the solemn Dafa of the treasure phase, and all the upper-level people who don't say things easily, they are silent for a long time before they speak, and this is to test everyone's heart and Yun Shaotian's heart. If anyone can't hold back and takes the initiative to speak, they will lose.
So, the whole scene fell silent. After waiting for about three minutes, Xiao Zhu stretched out his hand and patted off a corner of the high platform, and gently wiped it with his hand, and the white jade turned into a small gold ring the size of a ring. As soon as he opened his hand, the golden ring floated into Yun Shaotian's overhead and spread out hands.
"Miracle! This is a miracle!" couldn't help but call out the general Lu Wanjun, and then the old man began to popularize science loudly: "The beast control gold ring must be guided by the water, soaked in 100,000 catties of pure gold for a hundred years, and more than 10 catties of soft gold of life can be cast into a embryo, and then add concentric stone powder, soul-nourishing vine tendons, and Fanghua grass juice to strengthen the concentric, soul-nourishing, and ecstasy functions, with more than 100 kinds of precious materials to depict the formation, which is made by the masters above the 7-level sense of heaven realm, and is incorporated into the cultivation of the divine soul.
During the cultivation period, the master of this cultivation weapon has to keep cultivating for 30 years, although it does not affect the basic life cultivation, but it cannot fight with people at all, even so the success rate is less than 2 percent;
Prince Yun's one is ranked fourth in the realm, and it can allow the peak master of the Sensed Heaven Realm to cross the two great realms to control the mid-level holy beast of the Melting Heaven Realm. And the Funny God Lord only used three breaths to copy this ring, using the most ordinary stone, and it is really a true god! True God! If you copy it like this, the army of beast control will be within reach!" Xiao Zhu couldn't help but nod secretly after hearing this, there was a secret to creating life hidden in this passage.
At this time, Yun Shaotian was holding his breath and looking at it, and it was really the same as his own golden ring, and he was about to confess his lord with blood when his mood was agitated.
Xiao Zhu waved his hand and said, "Don't be so troublesome about dripping blood, I have already changed your Divine Soul Ripple to a password, you can drive it directly." When everyone heard this, they all gasped again! What is the Divine Soul Ripple? I have never heard of it! This funny god master is not simple! Xiao Zhu said to Lu Wanjun again: "What am I going to do with the beast army? You Daojun have all said that although there are armored soldiers, there is nothing to say, this kind of pickled object is just a murder weapon, and this god disdains to use it. "Then continue to do a cold state, my heart is actually refreshed, I can, I don't use it on purpose, and I also educate you that this is restraint! This is the biggest difference between having the capital to pretend to be Bilibili and not having the capital to pretend to be Bilibili.
Yun Shaotian suppressed his mood and released a Western Fire Dragon of the Melting Heaven Realm from the Spirit Realm Ring, this old dragon he had always wanted to truly subdue. But the dragon is arrogant, and the purpose of this old dragon running to the Shan Yu Realm is actually to pursue the unicorn of the Shan Yu Realm Town Realm. happened to meet a Kaizi who was willing to support him every day, so he naturally accepted all kinds of filial piety calmly, and was just willing to help out to fight occasionally. This time it was just in time for the town realm unicorn retreat, and this old dragon also wanted to come over to see the weather of the Spring and Autumn realm, so he followed. This dragon scoffed at the human ritual activities of sacrificing Daojun, so he hid in his spiritual realm and enjoyed it.
As soon as this dragon was released, it showed its original form and sent spirit beast meat to its mouth. As soon as he came out, the old dragon was quite unhappy: "Yun boy, I gave you face, didn't I? Why did you invite my old man out without informing? Your fourteenth brother has recruited Benlong many times!"
Yun Shaotian arched his hand and said with a smile: "It's no wonder to offend!" With a flip of his palm, a golden light shot out, directly sinking into the neck of the old dragon, and a golden pattern appeared on the fiery red dragon scales.
The old dragon who caught the road before he could react immediately became angry! How could an arrogant dragon be controlled by humans! He raised his head to the sky and roared, wanting to hang his head and breathe fire, planning to use the dragon's breath to entertain Yun Shaotian, a human boy who only felt the heavens. Yun Shaotian was also very panicked, once the previous beast control golden ring was on the body of the beast, this beast would immediately lose the ability to attack its master, and thunder and lightning would attack him as soon as his mind moved. And this beast control golden ring that has been made out by the funny god doesn't seem to have this function at all! Could it be that it's just a spectacle?
Just as he was thinking, the old dragon's throat and eyes bloomed, and he exhaled and spewed out a ...... Seeing that it was about to spray the Great Prince Yun's face, he saw that the little scourge had already giggled and carried a Dao Junding horizontally and straightened the dragon's mouth. For a while, the high platform was filled with the aroma of wine!
Everyone was stunned, and the old dragon was the most confused! He pondered: How did my dragon breath dragon flame turn into wine? I didn't drink much yesterday, only more than 500 catties. And it doesn't look like I spit it out, but like it has just been steamed! Otherwise, how could this wine be clear and thorough?
At this time, a voice sounded: "You little scourge, don't spoil my bowl of noodles, can you still eat noodles in wine?"
"Rest assured, this small broken tripod is a magic weapon of space, there are tens of thousands of independent small spaces, although it can't be done by hiding mountains and seas, it is still okay to collect rivers. This old dragon is so fun, it will be our brewery from now on!"
When he said this, he was so angry that the old dragon flicked his tail and raised his claws to fight hand-to-hand. As a result, the neck of Jinhua flashed again, and the old dragon actually jumped into the air and began to do radio gymnastics! The hurricane that fanned out his wings was supposed to make a sharp sound of breaking the air, but under the golden light, it actually became a classic soundtrack of radio gymnastics, and it was still the familiar slow female voice of the eighties of the last world: "The great leader educates us, develops sports, strengthens the people's physique, the first section stretching exercises, one, two, three, four... Three, two, three, four..."
Everyone was dumbfounded! A giant crimson beast hovered in the air with its wings flapping, its tail stretched straight back, its sharp teeth and steel teeth flashing with cold light, bouncing like a rabbit, and its thick arms still pinching its waist......
This funny god must be the most murderous god in the divine realm!