Chapter 119: Li Kui VS Lu Zhishen
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Xu Qi rubbed his nose and smiled.
"Hey......
Lu Zhishen also laughed, and pulled the fat man behind him to introduce: "Xu Taishou, this person's name is Luo Shixin, don't look at him stupidly, he has a lot of strength!" Shixin, don't meet Taishou yet! ”
"Oh!"
Luo Shixin looked honest, and when he heard Lu Zhishen say this, he immediately learned to bow his hand, bowed his head and bowed: "Fool to meet Xu Taishou, hehe!" ”
"Hehe......" Xu Jue smiled dumbly, "Hehe, I can't imagine that someone calls himself a fool!" ”
"Hah!"
Lu Zhishen laughed and said: "Xu Taishou! This Luo Shixin is not smart by nature, and he will faint when he encounters a little trouble. A few years ago, the yellow scarf was in turmoil, he saw his father and mother being killed, and he was stimulated, and now he became even more stupid, and from then on, as long as he saw the yellow scarf on his head, he would tremble and be afraid. ”
"Oh? Such a man is actually afraid of wearing a yellow scarf? Xu Qi was slightly surprised.
"Fools are afraid!" Luo Shixin suddenly shouted.
Lu Zhishen turned his head and glared, and then said: "But since then he has become extremely powerful, the year before last I met two oxen on the road with him, these two cows were on the bar, each other, no one refused to retreat, Shixin was suddenly annoyed, stepped forward with one in one hand, and overturned the two cows to the ground...... Hiss ......"
Speaking of this, Lu Zhishen gasped, his fierce and dark and thick eyebrows kept shaking, looking a little funny.
"Fools have great strength!"
Luo Shixin suddenly said this sentence coldly, and the soldiers guarding the city were amused.
"Hehe," Xu Jue came to Luo Shixin with a smile, and suddenly the feeling of pressure exploded, good guy, with a height of more than nine feet and a huge body, this feeling of coercion is not covered.
"Shixin, since your master said that you are powerful, are you willing to show us your divine power?"
Xu Qi took a deep breath and exhaled a sense of depression.
"Fools don't want to! Hey. Luo Shixin also learned from Lu Zhishen, touched his shiny head and smiled.
"Haha!" Seeing that Luo Shixin was very cute, Xu Jue laughed out loud and didn't care, "Okay, don't say more, since the two of you are here to vote, how can I, Xu Jue, be lazy, go!" First go to the barracks with Xu, and I want to introduce the two good students! ”
"Okay!" Lu Zhishen laughed loudly and grabbed the Zen staff on the ground, "But Xu Taishou, the Sprinkle family has come from afar, and his stomach has long been empty this way, can you please wait for a meal first?" ”
"Hehe, of course!" Xu Jue habitually stretched out his hand and patted Lu Zhishen on the shoulder, only to feel that it was extremely generous and abnormally hard.
"Although the two of them are Buddhists, they don't have the cultivation of Buddhism when they speak, so they must also be wine and meat monks, right? If Xu didn't guess wrong, the two of them would go to the tavern with me, and they would be entertained with a lot of wine and meat! ”
"Haha! Mrs. Xu has read countless people, and he can see at a glance that the Sprinkle family is a monk of wine and meat, since this is the case, the Sprinkle family is not modest, this has not eaten meat for a long time, and the stomach of the Sprinkle family has faded out of a bird! ”
"......" Xu Jue was speechless, you are so bold and so fat, ordinary people will think that you are a monk of wine and meat!
After a pause, he arched his hand, "Xu just likes a bold person like his master, and he doesn't value Buddhism at all, come with me!" ”
"Good!" Lu Zhishen laughed and turned his head to look at Luo Shixin, "Shixin, follow closely, don't get lost!" ”
"Hmmm! Fools can't be lost! ”
Luo Shixin nodded solemnly, his serious appearance made everyone laugh again, and the previous soldier who was threatened by Lu Zhishen seemed to have forgotten the unhappiness in his heart and smiled.
When he came to the tavern, Xiao Er ran over, nodded and said, "Ouch! Xu Taishou is here, and the villain is not well entertained, please forgive me! ”
"Hehe......" Although Xu Jue didn't like this, he also knew that the bartenders in the world were generally the same, and they were all slaves, so he didn't say much: "Little Er!" Wine and meat! ”
"Little Er, wait a minute!" Lu Zhishen laughed: "Ten catties of beef, ten catties of mutton, ten catties of wine!" ”
“! This ......" Xiao Erdui's smiling face instantly froze, he looked at Lu Zhishen in disbelief, and then looked at Xu Qi, and when he saw Xu Qi nodding, he went to prepare suspiciously.
Finding a table to sit down, Xu Jue smiled and said, "Hehe, the master has a good amount of food!" ”
"Hey, hey! Xu Taishou, the Sprinkle family has no other skills, just this big belly! Lu Zhishen patted his stomach proudly.
"Haha! It doesn't matter, even if the master eats, it's not enough to add more! ”
Infected by Lu Zhishen, Xu Jue was also very bold, looking at Lu Zhishen with a smile.
"Here we go! Xu Taishou, please use it slowly! ”
After a while, Xiao'er served all the wine and food, and the table was full of wine and meat, and the rest of the customers who watched were stunned and discussed: "These two monks can really eat!" ”
When Lu Zhishen saw the wine and meat, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he laughed, so he reached out and grabbed a large piece of meat, stuffed it into his mouth, and kept applauding.
Luo Shixin was smiling on the side, watching Lu Zhishen eat and not eat himself.
Lu Zhishen ate attentively, and didn't notice Luo Shixin, who was smirking on the side, only to find out after a long time, so he patted Luo Shixin's bald head with his hand, and scolded with a smile: "Fool, what are you doing watching the Sprinkle family eat!" Eat it! ”
"Fools don't eat! A fool is a monk! Luo Shixin touched his head, pretending to be in pain.
"You kid!" Lu Zhishen looked at Xu Jue and said with a smile, "Xu Taishou, this fool sometimes only eats meat, sometimes only vegetarian, and today he is sick again, don't you want to come to ten catties of dough again!" ”
At this time, there were no steamed buns or anything, steamed buns were invented by Zhuge Liang when he fought the Southern Barbarians, and Zhuge Liang was only a teenager at this time.
"Good!" Xu Jue smiled, "Little Er! Ten more pounds of dough! ”
"Okay!" Xiao Er answered and ran to the back hall.
Xu Jue thought to himself: Why don't I invent a steamed bun, there is no harm in all benefits!
The dough came quickly, and when it was served, Luo Shixin first folded his hands and muttered silently before he began to eat, one by one, and ate quickly; Over there, Lu Zhishen was eating with meat in one hand and wine in the other, but Xu Jue had just drunk a cup of tea, a table of food, and forty catties of food had all disappeared.
“…… Those two great monks can really eat! Xu Jue looked around, and the diners present were all shocked and in disbelief.
"Little two! Checkout! Xu Qi smiled secretly and called Xiao Er.
"Xu Taishou, total, a total of two taels of silver......" Xiao Er's face was embarrassed and entangled.
Xu Jue can understand that in this era, a family's annual food and drink consumption is about more than 20 taels, and the two of them eat all the food money for a month with just one meal, so it's no wonder that Xiao Er is not embarrassed.
"Okay." Xu Jue heartily took out the silver from his waist and handed it to Xiao Er, then got up and strode away.
Lu Zhishen Luo Shixin was full of wine and food, had countless burps, and followed Xu Qi to the barracks with satisfaction.
"Lord!" Seeing Xu Jue coming, Gao Pet greeted him first.
Xu Qi looked around, it seemed that Lin Chong was quite favored by the soldiers, and in only half a day, he had already talked and laughed with Li Kui, Hua Rong, Wei Chigong and others.
"Hehe," Xu Qi saw that everyone was puzzled and looked at a fierce and stupid-looking monk behind him, and explained: "The two masters came all the way from Bingzhou and came to join the army!" ”
"A monk joins the army? Haha, brother, don't laugh at me! ”
Li Kui, who was laughing with Lin Chong, immediately jumped up when he heard what Xu Chong said, came to Lu Zhishen, turned around, and kept looking.
Lu Zhishen was furious by Li Kui's thief-like eyes, his face was displeased, and he said with horizontal eyebrows: "What are you doing with this man?" ”
"Haha, I don't mean anything else, I'm just curious about monks!" Li Kui raised his eyebrows, his face was provocative, and he said angrily.
"You guy, since you're curious, you've come to talk to the Sprinkle family!"
After all, he is a fierce person in his bones, and he can't tolerate anyone's provocation, seeing Li Kui's unfortunate appearance, Lu Zhishen was suddenly furious and said that he would fight.
"Yo! All right! The reason why Li Kui provoked was to fight, and when he heard Lu Zhishen say it, he suddenly perked up, and when he turned around, he brought two plate axes to fight with Lu Zhishen.
Xu Jue didn't stop it, just watched like this, although he knew their respective forces, but after all, the two had never fought in the Water Margin, so out of curiosity, he watched quietly.
"Humph! You black bastard, eat my Zen staff! Lu Zhishen's eyes widened, his thick eyebrows twitched, and he stabbed the crescent moon towards Li Kui.