"What a strange weapon!"

Li Kui was taken aback, and the two axes moved forward, trying to block Lu Zhishen's offensive, but Lu Zhishen was full of wine and food, his strength increased greatly, and he was angry at Li Kui's provocation, plus he was already powerful, so he poked Li Kui straight back this time, so he was not embarrassed. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Good! The master is amazing! Seeing that Lu Zhishen had the upper hand, Luo Shixin immediately became happy and danced with his hands.

"Humph!"

Li Kui suffered a loss, felt uncomfortable, and muttered after relieving himself: "It didn't count just now!" You're strange with weapons, I'm at a loss, come again! ”

After saying that, he brandished a plate axe and pounced on Lu Zhishen, like a black whirlwind, murderous.

"Good fellows! It's so serious that it's a bit imposing, and it's not a wine bag and a rice bag! Lu Zhishen approved slightly, and immediately changed his Zen staff, flashing his body with the side of the axe blade and slashing at Li Kui.

Li Kui originally relied on his ferocity and strength to kill the enemy, cutting people when he saw them, and he didn't have much skills, but now he met a monk whose strength was no less than his own, and he was also fierce and nimble, and he suddenly fell behind.

I saw Lu Zhishen dodge Li Kui who pounced, and slapped Li Kui with a stick sideways, and the latter suddenly stumbled and almost fell into a dog eating.

"Alas! Fool master is amazing! Hey, hey, hey! Luo Shixin was happy again and applauded.

"Wow, yes!"

Li Kui was so angry that he screamed when he saw that the provocation was not successful, but he was helpless to take Lu Zhishen, and he was very aggrieved.

Now seeing that the big fat monk behind Lu Zhishen was stunned, dancing with his forehand, he suddenly became angry, and made a horizontal axe: "That bald man, come and fight with my iron bull!" ”

"Fools don't fight!"

Luo Shixin twisted his head arrogantly and closed his eyes to ignore Li Kui.

When Li Kui saw Luo Shixin like this, he thought he didn't dare, and he was as proud as if he had found a breakthrough, thinking that the more you don't want to fight, the more I want to fight you! "Fool! I don't think you dare to fight me! ”

Luo Shixin was originally stupid, but when he heard Li Kui say this, he suddenly became stubborn, and his honest face looked very dissatisfied: "Fools are not afraid of you, a black man!" Phew! With that, he grabbed his mouth with both hands and grimaced at Li Kui.

"Ha, then let's fight with your black grandfather!" Li Kui was not angry, because he was happy to see Luo Shixin take the bait, and as soon as the words fell, he picked up the board axe and pounced on Luo Shixin.

Lin Chong and the others saw that Luo Shixin was stupid and unarmed, and at the same time worried that Li Kui was competitive and hurt Luo Shixin, so they shouted: "Tie Niu Hugh is going to die!" ”

"Hey, hey! Don't worry, I'm just scaring this kid, and it won't hurt ...... Ouch! Li Kui screamed halfway through his words, and the voice was as poignant as killing a pig.

It turned out that Li Kui had just rushed to Luo Shixin, and he had the intention to stop after listening to the warnings of Lin Chong and others, but he didn't want to be grabbed by his arm with one hand and his foot with the other, so he lifted it up. Luo Shixin is strong, and Li Kui, who pinched it, had pain in his hands and feet.

Seeing that Li Kui was held in the air by Luo Shixin and kept howling, Lu Zhishen laughed: "Haha, black guy! You see that he is stupid and bullies him for being weak, how about it? It's hard to suffer now! ”

"Ouch yo yo......" Li Kui wailed again, begging for mercy: "Master, I have obeyed the iron bull!" Let it go! ”

Luo Shixin squinted, looked up at Li Kuihan, who was constantly struggling in the air, and said with a smile: "Master, the fool can't let him down!" ”

"That's it! Let him go! Lu Zhishen shook his head.

"Fool obeys!"

Luo Shixin slowly put Li Kui down, saw him grinning, kept touching his hands and feet, and made a grimace at him.

"Hiss......" Li Kui looked at Luo Shixin very unconvinced, pouted and said: "You bald donkey has so much strength, it hurts to catch your black grandfather!" ”

"Hey, hey! A fool is a bald donkey, and a fool has a lot of strength! Hey! ”

“……”

Li Kui sighed, and was speechless for a moment, although he was not smart, he was not so stupid, and talking to him again was simply lowering his IQ.

After this contest, the generals present also understood the strength of Lu Zhishen and Luo Shixin, so they also put away their rejection and accepted the two.

Seeing that everyone had dispersed, Xu Jue was just about to find Suo Chao, when he saw Suo Chao running over, and said suspiciously: "Lord, I had a dream yesterday that someone taught me the axe method. ”

"Oh?"

Xu Jue was overjoyed, it seemed that the system had implanted relevant memories into him, but he didn't know how the learning situation was, so he smiled and said: "This dream is strange, let's listen to it." ”

Suo Chao frowned and said, "Hey! Lord, it's a long story, yesterday I guess I drank too much wine, and when I got home, I fell asleep groggily, and soon after I fell asleep, I saw a slightly chubby man calling me. ”

"Oh? A slightly chubby man? Xu Qi wondered.

"Well, exactly, when I saw this fat man's ghostly head, he seemed to have a lot of eyes, so I had the heart to guard against him, and followed him suspiciously with a golden dipping axe, always keeping a certain distance."

"Hehe, General Suo is still so cautious in his dreams!" Xu Qi couldn't help but smile.

"Hey, hey!"

Suo Chaohan laughed, and then frowned: "I followed him for a long time, and when I came to a forest, he suddenly took out an axe from behind a tree and handed it to me to cut down the tree. ”

"It's strange, what did he tell you to cut down trees?"

"That's right, the last general thought so at the time, thinking that he was entertaining me, and immediately became furious, and scolded: 'Didn't you lie to your grandfather to cut down a tree for you, so that you could sell it for money?' ”

"......" Xu Jue was speechless, and muttered in his heart: How do you make this dream a little funny?

Suo Chao saw that Xu Jue didn't speak, so he continued: "The man suddenly laughed, and said mysteriously: 'This general, I am the heavenly immortal "Demon King of the Mixed World", and this time I went down to teach the fate of the axe method, if you can learn my trick and a half, you will make meritorious contributions on the battlefield, and it will not be a problem to tear the earth and seal the marquis; If you can learn it all, you will be the first warrior in history! ’”

"Uh......" Xu Jue's expression suddenly froze, and he looked at Suo Chao dumbfounded for a long time before he stammered, "What did that person say his name was?" ”

"The Demon King of the World." Suo Chao saw that Xu Jue's expression was a little strange, so he replied suspiciously.

"......" Xu Jue cried bitterly in his heart: God, why is Cheng Biting Jin's tease! He himself will only have a three-plate axe, if he teaches Suo Chao axe method, then Suo Chao is not a waste!

Seeing that Suo Chao was looking at him suspiciously, he coughed lightly, forcibly squeezed out a smile and said, "The general continued." ”

"Oh, of course I didn't believe him when I heard him say this, so I said to him: 'Do you know who I am, in fact, I am the Sky Star Lord, who is in charge of this sky, and you are in charge of the Demon King of the World, you know!' ”

"......" Xu Jue was completely speechless in his heart, Uncle Suo Chao, I will serve! Do you know that you are so funny in your dreams than yourself?

Suo Chao continued: "At this moment, the man laughed, pointed the axe in his hand at me: 'Since you don't believe me, dare to make a few moves with me, I promise that you will be defeated within three moves!'" Of course, I was not convinced, and immediately faced it. ”

"Oh? How's the battle going? Xu Jue saw that the point was coming, and immediately asked.

"Hey!" Suo Chao let out a long sigh, looking unconvinced, "Don't say it, this guy defeated the last general in just two moves, it's a shame!" ”

Xu Jue estimated that this was the case, so he changed his words and said, "Did he say a word every time he cut an axe when he fought with you?" ”

"Exactly! How do you know, my lord! This time it was Suo Chao's turn to be surprised.

"Hehe......" Xu Jue laughed dryly and did not reply, and continued to ask: "What two tricks did he use?" ”

Suo Chao fell into deep thought, and after a while, he slapped his head, "The first move is called 'splitting the brain', and the second trick is called 'picking out the ears'!" ”

"......" Xu Qi was speechless, "Why does this move sound a little improper?" ”

"Hehe......" Suo Chao smiled bitterly, shook his head and said: "But the last general was defeated by these two improper moves, and he is ashamed." ”

“…… And after that? ”

Xu Qi doesn't care about his dreams, but only about his studies now.

"That man defeated me in two rounds, so I naturally asked him to teach me the axe technique, but it's a pity......" Suo Chao suddenly sighed, "This person can only make three moves!" I'm mad too! ”

"......" Xu Qi was speechless,

"And how many tricks did you end up learning?"

"Two tricks...... Hehe......" Suo Chao scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly.