"Hey!" Su Xiaoliu shouted outside the door, "Why are you locking me here? Who are you? ”

"Who am I?" The girl outside the door looked very angry, "Are you still pretending to be confused with me?" Don't you know who I am? ”

"But," Su Xiaoliu didn't pretend to be confused, he was really confused, "I really don't know who you are?" ”

"Humph!" The girl sneered, "You think you can forget everything after you slept well?" ”

[Netizen]: This girl's lines are so ambiguous!

[Netizen]: That's it, Xiaoliu, I won't admit it after sleeping!

[Netizen]: I think, there must be something behind this girl and Xiaoliu!

"I really forgot!" Su Xiaoliu stomped his feet in a hurry, "I woke up from this sleep, I don't even know where I am, can you wake me up?" ”

The girl hesitated a little when she heard the sincerity of his words, and asked, "Have you really forgotten?" ”

Su Xiaoliu replied: "I really forgot!" I'm still groggy now! ”

"Very well," said the maiden, incredulously, "I'll give you a heads-up." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Okay!" Su Xiaoliu hurriedly attached to the door panel and listened with his ears pricked up.

The girl seemed to think for a moment, and then read word by word: "'A big thought is heaven', you are right to the next sentence!" ”

[Netizen]: Huh? This girl will "Eight Good Fortunes"?

[Netizen]: Huh? What is the paragraph of "Eight Auspicious Things", why can't you remember it suddenly?

[Netizen]: It is to take apart the eight auspicious words, and then find three ancients of the same dynasty and generation, the ancients asked the ancients two, where did the ancients go, and then the end of the last sentence landed on this auspicious word.

[Netizen]: Upstairs is the right solution.

[Netizen]: I'm a newcomer, I don't understand what it means.

[Netizen]:......

This cross talk joke of "Eight Good Fortunes", Su Xiaoliu knows it well, and has also changed some content according to the traditional cross talk book, at this time, the girl outside the door asked, he blurted out: "Lu Bu asked Diao Chan." ”

The girl continued, "Who do you ask?" ”

Su Xiaoliu didn't think about it, and blurted out: "Ask where Dong Zhuo went?" ”

The girl laughed coldly and did not speak.

"Huh?" Su Xiaoliu said strangely, "Why don't you ask me, 'Where did Dong Zhuo go?'?" ”

The girl outside still didn't speak.

Su Xiaoliu didn't notice the strangeness of the girl outside the door, but just finished the words by himself like performing cross talk: "Weiyang Hall is a guest!" ”

[Netizen]: That newcomer, see it, right? It is to take the story of the Three Kingdoms, take apart the word "sky", and make a limerick poem. "One" and "big" are put together is the word "heaven", with the allusion of the Three Kingdoms, Situ Wang Yun used a series of tricks to let Lu Bu kill Dong Zhuo in Weiyang Palace, and finally fell to the word "sky" of "Bin Tian"!

[Netizen]: Yes, upstairs is the right solution!

[Netizen]: Oh, I see. Connected to it, it is "a big thought is the sky, Lu Bu asked Diao Chan." Where is Dong Zhuo going? Weiyang Hall is a guest of heaven. ”

"Su Xiaoliu, how dare you fool me?" The girl outside the door suddenly said angrily, "You remember every word of cross talk, but you don't remember anything else?" ”

Su Xiao couldn't argue, but he didn't expect the girl to test herself, and begged at the moment: "The words of this cross talk, I can recite it every day, and I can recite it in my dreams." But I really can't think of anything else. Please, tell me how I have offended you, and how I have been locked up in this house. ”

"Pretend, keep pretending!" The girl outside the door no longer believed his words.

After staying in this dark hut for a long time, Su Xiaoliu felt very depressed, and just wanted to get out quickly, so he pretended to be pitiful and pleaded: "Please, let me out!" I slept on that pile of hay yesterday, and maybe a little bug got into my ears and eyes, and that little bug didn't know how long it had been hungry, and it kept crawling around in my ears and eyes looking for food, and now my whole head hurts so much that it almost explodes! Get me out and help get that little bug out!" ”

"Humph!" The girl outside the door didn't eat his set, "You stuff some hay into the earphone eye, let that little insect build a fire in it to cook, and it won't crawl around!" ”

[Netizen]: Wow, this girl has sharp teeth!

[Netizen]: The brain hole is so big!

[Netizen]: Xiaoliu, I have a solution!

"What's the solution?" Su Xiaoliu hurriedly came back to his senses and asked.

[Netizen]: Pretend to be dead, only in this way, she may open the door, and as soon as you open the door, you will find a chance to run!

[Netizen]: This is also a way, try it first!

"Okay!" Su Xiaoliu felt that this trick might work, so after thinking about it, he walked to the pile of wooden barrels, kicked them over, and then shouted, "Oops! Then he hid behind the wall on the side of the wooden door and said no more.

The girl outside the door heard a noise in the house, and heard Su Xiaoliu screaming miserably, and she didn't know what was going on, so she asked loudly, "Su Xiaoliu?" What happened to you? ”

After asking a few questions, Su Xiaoliu held his breath and did not answer. I only heard the girl outside the door pacing anxiously for a few steps, and then said, "You go and open the door and drag Su Xiaoliu out for me!" ”

"You guys?" Su Xiaoliu was taken aback, "Could it be that there are other people out there?" It's broken, I thought if she was alone, I could still run away, if there were a lot of people, how could I run? ”

Thinking like this, I only heard the chain on the wooden door sound a few times, and the wooden door was kicked open with a "bang". Then, several sturdy young men in brocade clothes poured in, and dragged Su Xiaoliu to the door of the firewood room, and before Su Xiaoliu looked up to see where the girl was, he felt that his knees were in pain, and his knees fell heavily on the ground.

This must have been a kick from the person behind him in the crook of his knee, Su Xiaoliu was about to raise his head and scold, when suddenly the hair on the back of his head tightened, and then a hand pressed his head to the ground, his forehead was straight to the ground, his eyes were not even an inch from the ground, and the dust and stones on the ground could be seen clearly at once.

"Ah~" Su Xiaoliu struggled to think about it, and suddenly found that his arms were twisted behind his back, and his calves were also stepped on by someone, from head to toe, except for his mouth that could speak, the rest of the place couldn't move at all.

At this time, Su Xiaoliu saw a rattan chair placed about three feet away from his head, and then suddenly there was a faint fragrance, and before he could smell the fragrance, a skirt floated over his head, and a pair of silver goose down embroidered shoes flashed in front of his eyes, and they were covered by the Luo gauze brocade skirt inlaid with gold threads.

Su Xiaoliu couldn't look up to take a closer look, but he was already sure in his heart that the person sitting on the rattan chair in front of him was the girl who was suitable for him. Although he was very embarrassed by her, this faint fragrance and the embroidered shoes and skirt with a noble temperament couldn't help but make his heart flutter, for beautiful women, he has always lacked immunity, even if he is forced to kneel in front of the beauty now, he does not feel humiliated in his heart. It's just that he has always wanted to know what the person in front of him looks like, and is it worth his own effort to tease?

"Su Xiaoliu," the girl sat on the wicker chair and said proudly, "Didn't you faint in the house just now?" What are these eyes rolling around? ”

"I," Su Xiaoliu said with his head to the ground, slurring, "Didn't they make me hit my head on the ground and wake up?" ”

"Still poor!" The girl sneered, "I don't think you will be punished, I really can't control your mouth!" ”

Su Xiaoliu was shocked: "Don't be punished, don't be punished!" I can control it, you say it, I will say whatever you ask me to say, if you don't let me say it, I will shut up! ”

"That's going to sound good!" The girl reprimanded, "How did you arrange me in the Five-Forehead Mansion yesterday? If I don't punish you, this princess can't get rid of her anger! ”

[Netizen]: Princess? Five-fronted?

[Netizen]: What's the situation? Is this girl a princess?

[Netizen]: Su Xiaoliu has been face down, the camera can't see her face, what does this princess look like?

[Netizen]: I've seen old photos of concubines in the late Qing Dynasty, but it's scary! This princess is certainly no better!

Su Xiaoliu also had the same question as netizens, what information did the two keywords "princess" and "five-fronted" reveal, and he couldn't figure out what he could think.

"Princess...... Your Highness, "Su Xiaoliu's arm was already numb, so he had to beg for mercy first, "Although I don't remember what I said to offend you yesterday, I know that I was wrong, please have a lot of them, adults don't remember villains, adults can hold boats in their stomachs......"

"It's the prime minister's belly that can hold the boat, right? Pure nonsense! The princess raised her face, "This princess is not an adult, and if there is not a large number, she will remember the villain." You villain, you are talking nonsense, this princess has to punish you! ”

[Netizen]: Is there a scholar who understands the history of the Qing Dynasty, who is this princess?

[Netizen]: Ask Xueba: Who are the five foreheads?

[Netizen]: It's useless for Xueba to come, now I don't even know which year it is, who knows which emperor's princess!

[Netizen]: That's right.

"Oops, my leg is cramping!" Su Xiaoliu has been kneeling on the ground for so long, her calves are sore and unbearable, "Your Royal Highness Princess, can you let me stand up and speak, it really hurts!" ”

"It hurts so much that I can't bear it?" The princess sneered, "This princess hasn't started to punish you yet!" The pain is still to come, bear with it, you! ”

At this time, the young man who was stepping on his right leg behind him lifted his foot, Su Xiaoliu suddenly felt relaxed, and hurriedly thanked: "Thank you, you don't step on me, my calf is much more comfortable." Brother on the left, lift your feet too! ”

"Beautiful you!" The young man who had just raised his leg changed his other foot and stepped on it again, "I'm numb in my foot, just change my foot." ”

This step seemed to be heavier than just now, Su Xiaoliu was so painful that tears were about to roll out, he shook his head, and said helplessly to the princess: "Your Royal Highness Princess, punish as much as you want, let me kneel like this, it's really worse than death!" ”

"Okay!" The princess stood up and said a little proudly, "Since you are willing to let me punish you, then the princess will fulfill you." ”

"But," Su Xiaoliu hurriedly asked, "how are you going to punish me?" ”

The princess smiled wickedly and said, "I have thought about it, I will hand you over to the eunuch of the worship room, and then I will be a miscellaneous eunuch!" ”

"Huh?" Su Xiaoliu collapsed to the ground.