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[Netizen]: I'm rubbing, this princess is so ruthless!

[Netizen]: Su Xiaoliu seems to be in a catastrophe this time!

[Netizen]: I don't know what Su Xiaoliu said before he crossed over, he offended this princess and wanted to turn him into a eunuch!

[Netizen]: Xiaoliu's mouth is so broken, it must be the same before and after!

[Netizen]: I think that if it is a live broadcast of Gelding Su Xiaoliu, the ratings should explode!

[Netizen]: Khan!

[Netizen]: Khan!

[Netizen]: Khan!

[Netizen]: Is that going to make announcements in various groups so that everyone can watch the "Live Gelding Little Six"?

[Netizen]: It seems that Su Xiaoliu is going to become famous this time!

[Netizen]: This is much bigger than the gimmick of "live broadcast wind oil essence"! [Note: Note only, not explain]

[Netizen]: Wow, this little six is also fighting hard to become famous!

The netizens in the live broadcast room talked endlessly, but Su Xiaoliu was in no mood to pay attention, he was paralyzed on the ground like a pile of mud, and his heart was full of thoughts, not knowing what to do.

Several brocade-clothed young men who were holding Su Xiaoliu saw that he was so frightened that he lost his human form, so he let go of his hand, and one of the handsome young men stepped forward and attached it to the princess's ear, and said softly: "Sixth princess, let's run out for a night, it's bright now, if you don't go back, the fifth princess and Prince Xuan should be blamed!" ”

The sixth princess was obviously unsatisfied, but she also knew in her heart that she couldn't continue to play, so she said to her subordinates: "Tie up this Su Xiaoliu, tie it to the back of the horse, and bring it back to my sister's mansion together!" ”

"Huh!" The young men in brocade clothes were very neat in their hands and feet, and after a while, they tied Su Xiaoliu's hands in front of them with hemp ropes, and the rope buckles were neatly beaten, and they couldn't break free no matter how they rubbed them.

Su Xiaoliu was fiddled with by them like this and tied to the back of a jujube red horse. At this time, he was really a little scared and stupid, not to mention that he was going to become a eunuch, he couldn't stand being dragged by a horse in front of him, he had only seen this scene in costume dramas before, and the people who were dragged on TV were all blurred in the end, and his sports were not very good, he definitely couldn't outrun this horse, wouldn't the result be worse than on TV?

Thinking of this, Su Xiaoliu simply sat on the ground and said proudly: "Okay, you guys will die!" I won't run with the horse anymore, I'll be dragged to death! ”

The sixth princess came to the back of the room to lead the horse, and when she heard Su Xiaoliu's negative words, she came over with a whip, whipped Su Xiaoliu's back, and said sharply: "You are still arrogant!" It's not so easy to die, you can't die without the order of this princess! ”

"You," Su Xiaoliu was whipped, and he wanted to scold, but when he looked up at the appearance of this princess, his tone softened again, "You...... You're hurting me! ”

The six princesses in front of him are only fifteen or sixteen years old, with cloud sideburns and eyebrows, phoenix eyes, cheeks like snow, pink cheeks like cherry blossoms, although the body is still girlish, but the heroic posture between the heads is radiant, revealing a kind of graceful and elegant, frank and unadorned woman's atmosphere. Dressed in a white silk brocade skirt with light silver-rimmed bracers, the six princesses wielding horsewhips and glaring angrily were like goddesses in front of Su Xiaoliu.

"Oh my God, this is a complete costume queen!" Su Xiaoliu's heart seemed to be swept by a hazy soft veil, as if he was drunk.

[Netizen]: Wow, these six princesses have a good look!

[Netizen]: Well, it's a beautiful embryo, but it's a little smaller!

[Netizen]: Look, Su Xiaoliu's saliva is about to come out!

[Netizen]: It's over, this beauty is current, Su Xiaoliu's bones are crispy!

[Netizen]: What kind of vision do you have, I think at most it's a little Lori who is a bit of a female attacker.

[Netizen]: Looking at Su Xiaoliu's blurry little eyes, should he really be willing to be a eunuch for this princess?

"Hey," the sixth princess took the horsewhip and pushed Su Xiaoliu's head, "What do you want?" Silly? The saliva is pouring out. ”

"I," Su Xiaoliu hurriedly came back to his senses, "I, this, princess, can you spare me this time, don't let me be a eunuch, but you must let me do chores for the princess and serve the princess, okay?" ”

[Netizen]: Oh-

[Netizen]: It's so sensual!

[Netizen]: Still serving, Xiaoliu, you are so disgusting!

"If you are not a eunuch, how can you do chores for me?" The sixth princess asked, tilting her head.

Su Xiaoliu defended: "Doing chores, isn't it just doing some chores, serving tea and pouring water, and carrying and lifting, why do you have to be a eunuch?" You don't have to be a eunuch to do it! ”

"But," the sixth princess held back a smile, pretending to be embarrassed, "I live in the Forbidden City, if you don't want to be a eunuch, how can you enter the palace?" ”

Su Xiaoliu was speechless, and he didn't know how to answer.

The sixth princess giggled, pointed at Su Xiaoliu with a horsewhip, and smiled at the brocade-clothed young man beside her: "Look at him, this time he is really scared!" Giggles, when he was arranging other people on stage, he said that his eyebrows fluttered, and he was not afraid, and now he knows that he is afraid? ”

"Su Xiaoliu," the sixth princess stepped forward and grabbed his ear, "Yesterday, this princess was in a bad mood, my sister said that cross talk can make people happy, I thought that you would say cross talk to make me happy, but I didn't expect you to commit the taboo of this princess!" If I don't punish you well, how can my anger be dissipated? Yes? With that, he tugged at his ear and twisted it hard.

"Ouch!" Su Xiaoliu really didn't know what to say to provoke this princess, "Princess, don't screw it, what did I say to offend the princess, the princess told me clearly, I will definitely change, okay?" ”

Looking at Su Xiaoliu's miserable appearance, the anger in the sixth princess's heart calmed down a little, she let go of her hand, pointed at Su Xiaoliu and said: "Yesterday you were asked to go to the Wu's Attached Mansion to talk about cross talk, you said to dismantle auspicious words, do you remember which words were dismantled?" ”

"This," Su Xiaoliu shook his head, "Maybe there are too many words to dismantle, I really don't remember." Please show the princess! ”

[Netizen]: You see, Su Xiaoliu's tone has become so respectful, has it?

[Netizen]: That is, he wants to do chores for this good-looking princess, and he has to stutter a little!

[Netizen]: How could this little Liu like this little Lori type?

"Well, death will make you understand it!" The sixth princess said while pacing, "Yesterday, what did you say when you removed the word 'yang'?" ”

"Yang?" Su Xiaoliu looked puzzled, "There is no word 'yang' in this "Eight Good Fortunes"? ”

The sixth princess explained: "You didn't have this word in your original paragraph, but my sister and my forehead thought this word splitting game was very fun, so they came up with a few words of 'yin and yang folding' for you to dismantle, and the content of the dismantling had to be in line with current affairs, did you forget?" ”

"Then," Su Xiaoliu really wanted to know how this word was dismantled, "then how did I say it?" ”

The sixth princess thought about it carefully and read word by word:

"Ear reading a yang, [press: "yang" traditional writing]

He asked the king,

Long live the Lord where to go,

Ancestor worship in Shenyang. ”

"Oh," Su Xiaoliu tasted these words, "This is no problem, is it that the sentence 'worshipping ancestors in Shenyang' does not conform to current events?" ”

"Not really." The sixth princess said, "Huang Ama led a hundred officials to Shengjing outside the gate to worship the ancestral tomb this spring, and he hasn't come back yet, this sentence is very topical, didn't I reward you with a gold leaf at that time!" ”

"Then," Su Xiaoliuqi said, "since there is no problem, why did you offend the princess?" ”

"But," said the sixth princess coldly, "you will start talking nonsense with the next word!" ”

Su Xiaoliu's heart rose to his throat: "What is the next word?" ”

"It's the word 'incense'!" The sixth princess said, "Burn incense!" ”

"Incense," Su Xiaoliu thought for a while: "Then we usually dismantle it like this: He Ri Nian made incense, Qiao Xuan asked Zhou Lang, where is Liu Bei?" Ganlu Temple marries Shang Xiang. ”

[Netizen]: What does "marrying Shangxiang" mean?

[Netizen]: The joke of the Peking Opera "Ganlu Temple", in the play, Qiao Xuan persuaded Guotai to marry Sun Shangxiang to Liu Bei in Ganlu Temple, using this allusion.

[Netizen]: I haven't heard this cross talk of Xiaoliu, I remember that others said "Ganlu Temple to incense" or "to incense"?

[Netizen]: It may be that Xiaoliu played it himself.

"Then why don't you say it as it is?" The more the sixth princess spoke, the more angry she became, "Why did you make up a word to make fun of me?" ”

Su Xiaoliu argued: "Isn't the original word an allusion to the Three Kingdoms? You just said that you want to use the current affairs to split the words, but how did I split it? ”

The sixth princess glared at her phoenix eyes and said:

"The sun is incense,

He asked the king,

Where are the six princesses,

Ganlu Temple went to drop incense. ”

"Ganlu Temple to drop incense?" Su Xiaoliu thought for a while, "This is also a good word, Ganlu Temple is a place to get married, the princess will definitely find a good colt when she goes to incense!" ”

"Smack!" The sixth princess waved her horsewhip and slammed it towards Su Xiaoliu's head.

Su Xiaoliu hurriedly dodged to the side, and the whip hit his left shoulder, this time the blow was much heavier than the last time, and he screamed in pain.

The whip of the sixth princess did not stop, and she beat while reading in her mouth: "Good horse, marriage, I will let you arrange me!" ”

At this time, the handsome young man behind him hurriedly stepped forward to relieve the siege, pulled Su Xiaoliu aside, pushed his forehead with his hand, and said, "You are still talking nonsense here!" When the princess was canonized last year, the emperor chose Jingshou of the Fucha family as the forehead, saying that he would marry the princess when he came back from worshipping the ancestral tomb this year. The princess is worried about this these days, why are you so blind, which pot can't be opened? ”

"The princess is going to get married?" Su Xiaoliu stood up suddenly, looked up to the sky and sighed, "Such a fairy-like princess is actually going to get married?" Oh my God, this is so unreasonable, I just met the princess when I came back, and I haven't had time to talk to this beautiful woman, why do I have to get married? Isn't there nothing to do with me when I get married? It's so unreasonable! ”

His words made the sixth princess and her subordinates stunned, and when they calmed down a little, the sixth princess waved her horsewhip and smacked Su Xiaoliu three times in a row, and shouted: "What nonsense are you talking about? ”

[Netizen]: How can this little six speak incoherently!

[Netizen]: That's right, you can't be so out of shape when you like a princess!

[Netizen]: You have to find a good time to confess, what is such a confession? It's so loser!

[Netizen]: Looking at the eyes of the six princesses, I think Su Xiaoliu may have a play!

[Netizen]: Impossible, the concubines of the Qing Dynasty didn't say cross talk!

[Netizen]: Crossing, what's impossible. Little Liu, I support you!

[Netizen]: I don't feel any sense of little Lori, I don't comment.

At this moment, there was a rapid sound of horses' hooves in the distance, everyone was stunned, and those brocade-clothed young men hurriedly took out their weapons from their horses and gathered around the six princesses.