Chapter 104: Intellectual Retardation
After drinking the tea and being praised by Xiao Mu, Lin Yi's mood was really good, and he also had patience to answer Xiao Muti's question: "Of course I'm ready to go out, didn't you say that after going to the early dynasty today, you want to take me to Wang Jingyuan's house to see Li Shiyao and them." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info" Lin Yi's face immediately changed again, revealing a bad expression, and asked, "Hey, you can't talk or not, do you?" ”
"Hahaha, how could that be? When did what I say not count? Xiao Mu laughed dryly twice, and then replied in a tone that he should have, trying to hide the fact that he had forgotten about it in this way.
Yes, if Lin Yi hadn't said it just now, Xiao Mu himself wouldn't have remembered that he had said such a thing. But this must be because I was thinking about the main things of this morning, and I got up too early in the morning and didn't have a good rest.
It seems that getting up too early in the morning has had a bad impact on his intelligence and memory, Xiao Mu decided that if there is nothing to do in the future, he will at least sleep until three o'clock in the morning every day.
Fortunately, "thanks to my own quick wisdom", Xiao Mu pretended to be ignorant and asked: "It's just to go there to sit and sit, and it's not that you want to go to their house and not come back, what does this have to do with the fact that you just rummaged through the cabinets, could it be that you think that this Ming palace is uncomfortable and want to move to Wang Jingyuan's house to live?" ”
"Well, you're a good idea, I didn't think of it yet, but after your reminder, I think I really need to move in for a while." Lin Yi continued with Xiao Mu's words.
Xiao Mu didn't expect Lin Yi to answer like this, but since Lin Ye had expressed his position, Xiao Mu continued to ask, "Why is this?" Could it be that Wang Jingyuan's house will be more comfortable than living in this Ming palace? ”
"I don't think it'......," replied Ringo.
"What maybe, it's impossible at all, have you ever been to Wang Jingyuan's house? How can you be sure that his family is more powerful than the palace? Xiao Mu must have disagreed with this, and bluntly threw out the fact that Lin Yi had never been to Wang Jingyuan's house at all.
"That's not because you didn't take me there, so I haven't been! How do you know which one is really good without seeing it with your own eyes? Of course, Lin Yi would not give up, and directly put the responsibility on Xiao Mu.
"This kind of thing, you don't need to look at it to know that it must be the palace is powerful, if Wang Jingyuan's family is really more powerful than the palace, then it won't be their turn to live, it should be the palace......" Xiao Mu gave a very logical answer, and then continued, "Besides, if you are a person at the level of a head of state, if you go to live in their house, Wang Jingyuan's family will definitely not be able to live normally." Think about it, every day when a family sees you, they have to kneel and salute, can you bear to watch their family live like this? ……”
Lin Yi said, "Of course the palace is powerful, and I don't want them to kneel every day." But I can't help it. After all, no matter how good the palace is, it can't stand the fact that the people around it are all mentally retarded......"
"What's all?" Xiao Mu didn't seem to hear Lin Yi's words clearly, and asked again.
"Retarded! I said it's all retarded! Every day, from getting up in the morning until going to bed at night, I have to deal with intellectual disability all the time, and I can't hide! Lin Yi repeated it angrily, this time Xiao Mu listened very sincerely.
Xiao Mu didn't think so: "Mentally retarded? No, this is the legendary Deep Palace, according to the TV show, people who can survive in this kind of place can't be stupid, even if they are really mentally retarded, they will be extinct long ago. What's more, you are the queen, how can you be sent to serve you as a eunuch and palace maid? ”
"What's the use of being clever, those little eunuchs look as clever as monkeys, but there is no way to communicate. You're quite light, throwing you into a bunch of clever monkeys, what can you do? Lin said.
"Well, there is some truth in what you said, there is a difference of six hundred years from them, and they will definitely not be able to understand your thoughts......" Xiao Mu said, "But you said that the little eunuchs are monkeys, I'm afraid it's not right?" Even a little eunuch has human rights and self-esteem......"
"Gee, I just said that, and they wouldn't hear me." Lin Yi didn't care, "In short, every day, from morning to night, all the time I have to deal with intellectual disabilities, tired and tired, it's better to move out and live ......"
"Wait!" Xiao Mu seemed to have suddenly discovered an important problem, decisively interrupted Lin Yi's complaints, and asked very seriously, "What do you mean by 'from morning to night' and 'all the time', including now?" ”
"That's nature, what's the doubt?" Lin Yi replied.
"So, even I'm mentally retarded?" Xiao Mu asked incredulously, he was also a companion of the traverser, how could he seem to be regarded as a creature similar to a monkey by the female madman in front of him?
"Do you need to ask? You must be the most mentally retarded of this group of retards, don't I tell you every day? Don't you even know that? Lin Yi used a very vivid analogy, "In short, this palace is a place where you, a large mentally retarded, and a group of small mentally retarded people mess around all day long, of course I am willing to move out." ”
Xiao Mu's imagination is not weak, and he directly depicted in his brain a scene where he incarnated as a monkey, baboon and other kings, with a group of little monkeys and baboons crashing around.
Xiao Mu shook his head vigorously, trying to clear the picture that came to his mind, and then asked, "So you yourself are mentally normal?" ”
"Of course......"
"Hmm......" Xiao Mu said as if he was thinking about something, "I remembered a famous quote. ”
"What quote?"
"Well, that's probably what I said, that is, when a person feels that the people around him are all mentally retarded idiots and only he is sober, there are generally two situations." Xiao Mu stretched out two fingers and said, "One situation is that the people around him are indeed all idiots, and the other possibility is that this person himself has a very serious mental problem. ”
"I'm not done yet." Lin Yi was about to open his mouth to respond, but was stopped by Xiao Mu, "Then, people who face the first situation are likely to feel that they are actually facing the second situation, and people in the second situation often think that they are actually facing the first situation. ”
Xiao Mu said like a tongue twister for a long time, but Lin Yi still understood the meaning of his words, "Hmph, that's a good point, which famous person said this famous saying, why haven't I heard it?" Hurry up and let me know a long time! ”
"Of course the great thinker, Waugh? Zjishuod ......"