"This thinker's name is good...... Lin Yi commented with a smile one second, but the next second he suddenly changed his face, "I dare to say that the old lady is not mentally normal, I am afraid that a thinker with such courage has not been born yet!" ”

"However, it is a pity that this great thinker was not only born, but also uttered such deafening and thought-provoking words that one can't help but fall into contemplation, this famous quote is destined to be recorded in history......" Xiao Mu did not realize what a dangerous situation he was in at this time, and still bragged unscrupulously there. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Ponder, you big-headed ghost!" Lin Yi simply and rudely interrupted Xiao Mu's chatter and scolded angrily, "I see that you are not only mentally retarded, but also have mental problems, so it is better to treat them as soon as possible!" ”

As Lin Yi spoke, a feather duster appeared in his hand at some point, and it directly hit Xiao Mu's head hard.

"Ouch!" Xiao Mu wailed, "No matter how smart a person is, if you are beaten like this, you will become mentally retarded sooner or later." ”

While theorizing with Lin Yi, Xiao Mu found that the feather duster she was holding in her hand seemed to be a little familiar, and after leaning over to take a closer look, she realized that - isn't this the one Lin Ye held in her hand when she "discussed" future TV series and novels with Lin Ye after she fainted and woke up the day before yesterday? Why did this feather duster run to Lin Ye's dormitory again, could it be that Lin Ye usually carried it with him? Although this ancient costume is very loose, and there is nothing wrong with hiding a feather duster, what is Ringo doing hiding a feather duster on his body, just to knock me on the head when he has nothing to do? I don't believe that she has mental problems, how can a mentally normal person not leave her body all day long......

Of course, Lin Ye didn't know what Xiao Mu was thinking in his head, but no matter what, Xiao Mu put his head on the side of his "weapon", which was obviously a posture of underbeating, in this case, Lin Ye naturally would not be polite, and directly hit Xiao Mu's head twice.

"Don't blame me, for a mentally retarded advanced cancer patient like you, I'm doing this to help you 'treat'." While Lin Yi was knocking, his mouth was not idle, and he continued to turn on the taunting skill, ravaging Xiao Mu's self-esteem.

So in Ringo's bedroom, a Ming version of "domestic violence" is being staged, and the leading protagonists are still the current emperor and queen. And different from domestic violence in the general sense, the victim of this domestic violence is the emperor as a man, and the perpetrator is the queen as a woman.

Maybe Xiao Mu also felt the complicated feelings of men all over the world who "mourned their misfortune and were angry with them", and also felt the ardent expectations of countless colleagues who were deeply trapped in domestic violence and couldn't extricate themselves. So, in order to save his dignity and self-confidence as a man, even Xiao Mu was impassioned at this time, and at the same time he was determined to fight against such evil deeds to the end.

And the method adopted by Xiao Mu is really "shining with the light of wisdom"......

"Oops, it hurts!" Xiao Mu screamed, then held his head with both hands, his body constantly twisted, showing a very painful state. Since there is no experience to use as a reference, Xiao Mu's performance at this time is not so much a victim of violent abuse as more like a drug addict on TV, although Xiao Mu didn't realize it in his heart, but in fact, he did inadvertently refer to a lot.

Xiao Mu's clumsy acting skills really couldn't escape Lin Ye's eyes, or Xiao Mu's appearance as if he was addicted to drugs seemed to be even more underwhelming, Lin Mu directly and decisively picked up the feather duster and beckoned Xiao Mu, and this time the target was not limited to the head, Xiao Mu's whole body was all greeted again.

"Hold back! Don't resist! The virus has spread throughout your body, and I am making an emergency resuscitation of you. "It was very easy for Ringo to find a very valid reason for his violence.

Lin Yi's "treatment" was indeed very effective, Xiao Mu quickly returned to normal, but because the previous movements were too exaggerated, even if he was quiet now, he looked like a psychopath who had just been injected with a tranquilizer, or the kind that had just had a seizure.

"Well, thank you for saving your life." Xiao Mu also entered the role, and said with Lin Yi's theory of "treatment" just now.

"It's a lot of effort, so much to worry about. Shaoxia hurried up to breathe and see if the injury had healed? Lin Yi put on a posture of a senior and a hermit master, and said in a tone of caring for the younger generations.

Xiao Mu then pretended to pranayama and meditated for a while, and then arched his hand very "joyfully" and said: "Thank you seniors Gao Yi, I have no teeth to forget." ”

After speaking, Xiao Mu couldn't help laughing, and said to Lin Yi: "How do I feel like I'm making a costume movie......

"What is it like, now this is the Ming Dynasty, and every day is a costume film......" Lin Yi felt that what Xiao Mu said was simply nonsense, and he couldn't help but say.

"Well, I didn't make it clear just now, it's like a costume martial arts movie......" Xiao Mu explained again, and then asked very curiously, "In your 2333 year, there are also martial arts films?" I thought that after so many years, martial arts would have long since declined! ”

"Romance of the Three Kingdoms, "Golden Vase Plum" and so on are all hundreds of years old in your place, don't you want to watch them?" "And don't forget what I do, even if it's literature that no one reads, I'm going to study it." What's more, those classic martial arts works are still very popular in us. ”

"Well, thank you for your advice!" Xiao Mu seemed to be aroused by the desire to perform in ancient costume martial arts again, and said, "It's just that the younger generation has just recovered from his injury and his body is very weak, I'm afraid it ......."

"I'm afraid of what?"

"With the junior's current injury, I'm afraid I won't be able to lead the juniors to the house of Lord Wang Helm in the afternoon......"

Xiao Mu said in a very weak tone, I have to say that Xiao Mu's acting talent is very good, which makes people feel the same as the injured young man played on TV after watching it, and he also plays on the spot, Wang Jingyuan unknowingly became "Wang Helm Master" in his mouth......

"It's okay, I'll treat you well when I'm a senior!" Lin Yi said, rolled up his sleeves again, and picked up the feather duster in his hand......