"Alright, man, this is not the time to pee. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 At this time, Zhang Sanlu stepped forward and grabbed Su Xiaoliu's arm, "The pond in this palace, the fish stocked are all bought for thousands of taels of silver, if you dare to pee inside, the prince will die immediately to show you!" ”

"But," Su Xiaoliu was really nervous, and his forehead and back kept sweating, "Master Sanlu, the four of us come to the stage, you guys will measure my work, I have to say three paragraphs, I haven't thought about which one to say first?" [Note (1)]

"Since you have eaten the rice of cross talk," Zhang Sanlu said while pushing Su Xiaoliu forward, "It doesn't matter where it is, which section can make people happy, let's talk about which one." If you don't say it's unhappy, how can we step down? How can you ask people for money? ”

"You're right." The teachings of the seniors made Su Xiaoliu's heart calm down a little, "You can help me later!" ”

"I coughed a lot today," Zhang Sanlu sighed, "I didn't want to go on stage, but looking at today's situation, if I leave you on stage, it's a blessing to say it well, but if I don't say it well, I have to make trouble." So, I'll go to the stage first to help you cushion the field, and also calm Shaowen and Chun and the two of them. ”

Zhang Sanlu was originally an artist who performed the octagonal drum, the octagonal drum was a form of self-entertainment of the Manchurian military and civilians in the nomadic period, and later in the Qianlong period, absorbed the tune of the Han Yi dialect, and after the processing of some literati, gradually formed the artistic characteristics of melodious tune and elegant and vulgar appreciation, which was widely sung in the court of the Qing Dynasty, and flourished for a while. Therefore, when Zhang Sanlu was young, the music troupe that followed the octagonal drum often performed in the princes' mansions, and he had seen these big scenes, and also knew the preferences of some princes and ministers and the etiquette rules that should be paid attention to when performing.

[Netizen]: Seeing that this old artist usually doesn't have a serious sentence in his mouth, he can still stand up at a critical moment!

[Netizen]: After all, it's a senior, so you have to look like a senior.

[Netizen]: Now it depends on whether Su Xiaoliu will drop the chain, they must be no problem with these ancestors, Su Xiaoliu's nervous appearance, it's hard to say.

[Netizen]: It's mainly an improvisation, and I don't know which part to say.

[Netizen]: Traditional jokes should be Zhang Sanlu and they can still praise them, if they say new cross talk such as "Thief Company" and "I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala", they will definitely not be able to praise it!

[Netizen]: "Thief Company"? My God, the satirical bureaucracy, will be beheaded if you perform in the Qing Dynasty, right?

[Netizen]: Whose cross talk is this, I haven't heard it!

At this time, Su Xiaoliu and Zhang Sanlu had already walked to the stone fence path by the pool, and a eunuch outside the passage stretched out his hand to make a "please" gesture, and the two stepped on the steps with their heads held high and walked into the pavilion on the water pavilion. On the pavilion was a table with two white handkerchiefs, two white folding fans, a jade seed, and a waking wood.

Zhang Sanlu stood in the table, and when Su Xiaoliu took a breath and stood still, he picked up the waking wood and slapped it on the table, and the cross talk performance officially began.

Su Xiaoliu looked at the pavilion across the water, and began with a full expression: "Today, it is the first time that I have come to the palace to talk about cross talk." ”

Seeing that he had entered the state, Zhang Sanlu also relaxed a little, and said, "Really? ”

Su Xiaoliu looked at Zhang Sanlu and said, "Oh, this time I am performing in such a beautiful garden, I am in such a mood, I am very sad." ”

"Grief?" Zhang Sanlu hurriedly stopped, "Such a beautiful garden, what are you sad about?" ”

Su Xiaoliu gestured and said, "I mean I'm in this mood, so ......"

Zhang Sanlu said: "You should say excited! ”

"Yes, yes, excited!" Su Xiaoliu said, "It's like saying cross talk in the palace, it's not the same as saying it on the flyover." ”

"What's different?"

"This palace," Su Xiaoliu pointed to the audience on the other side, "The people who listen to the cross talk are all the princes and adults, and they have all read books." ”

"That's right." Zhang Sanlu said, "Some adults are still very knowledgeable! ”

"So," Su Xiaoliu pointed to himself, "If it comes to the content of poetry and songs, I don't dare to talk nonsense here." If you say it wrong, it won't be good if you are laughed at by the princes. ”

"Not really. Tang poems and Song songs, you can also ask for advice from adults, maybe you can also increase your knowledge? ”

"You're right." Su Xiaoliu said with a smile, "Then I'll show my timidity, talk about my research on this poetry article, and let the princes give me some advice?" ”

"You can tell me about it."

"Actually," Su Xiaoliu patted his chest, "I didn't originally say cross talk." ”

"Oh? So who are you? ”

Su Xiaoliu said: "I'm a!" ”

"?" Zhang Sanluqi said, "You always pee your pants, right?" ”

"What do you mean by that?" Su Xiaoliu frowned and asked, "How do you call peeing your pants?" ”

"Then where did this come from if he didn't pee his pants?"

Speaking of this, Ruo Sakura, who was standing behind the crowd on the other side, couldn't help but laugh, and secretly said in her heart: "Sixth Master, you are really a!" ”

Princess Yueling, who was sitting in the guest seat of the pavilion, saw Su Xiaoliu's expression when she performed on the stage, not at all like the open-mouthed appearance in the morning, and secretly said in her heart: "This little Liu, as soon as he came on stage, it was like a different person." ”

"Literati!" Su Xiaoliu explained, "From Qu Yuan's "Lisao", a! ”

"Oh, such a!"

"Like us, a," Su Xiaoliu said, "I usually like to read!" ”

"That's right, literati like to read."

"Not only reading books," Su Xiaoliu said, "I also like to collect books!" ”

"Oh? Tell me about it! ”

"This collection of books is exquisite," Su Xiaoliu said, "Now the collection is more expensive than the Song version of the book!" ”

"Then why?"

Su Xiaoliu said: "Because the Song version of the book is not only exquisitely engraved, but also rarely circulated. Like a rare book of the Song Dynasty, you can change a house in Liulichang! ”

"Wow, that's so expensive!"

"That's not it," Su Xiaoliu said, "Like this Song version of the book, as long as you tear a page to you, you can buy you, and you have to tell me a lifetime of cross talk!" ”

"Oh? Just one page not only buys my person, but also buys my life's cross talk? ”

"Is that not it?" Su Xiaoliu nodded heavily, "That's how valuable it is!" ”

"I see, you should keep this page, I'll exchange myself for a broken page, isn't it worth it?"

"Of course," Su Xiaoliu said, "not all Song books are so valuable. ”

"Oh, there's still learning here?"

"That is," Su Xiaoliu said, "This Song version of the book, due to the difference in paper, there are bamboo paper and leather paper. ”

"I know a little bit about this, this bamboo paper is made of bamboo, so what is the leather paper?"

"Parchment paper," Su Xiaoliu said, "is paper made of mulberry bark and bark, which is more durable than bamboo paper." ”

"Oh, that's a matter of learning."

"Let me tell you this," Su Xiaoliu said, "if you make a dress out of this leather paper, and then wear it and go hunting in the mountains, and accidentally encounter a wild boar raiding you......"

"Oh, what would happen?"

"Everyone knows this wild boar," Su Xiaoliu imitated the wild boar, "canine fangs, and tooth belt barbs, as long as it bites you, you want to escape!" ”

"Ho, that's amazing! If you don't die, you have to peel off your skin! ”

"But," Su Xiaoliu said vividly, "if you wear this dress made of leather paper, no matter how the wild boar bites, there will be no trace of this clothes at all!" ”

"Wow, that's so sturdy! Isn't that more durable than armor? ”

"Of course," Su Xiaoliu said, "you lie down there, and treat it as a wild boar to massage you, and when the wild boar gets tired of gnawing, you run away, and then the person who rescued you will come." ”

"Oh, then I'll just lie down and get away with it!"

"When the person who rescued you comes," Su Xiaoliu was full of energy, "Look at the leather paper clothes, they are intact!" And then they go down the mountain with your bones wrapped in their clothes! ”

"Don't be busy," Zhang Sanlu asked, "why do I only have bones left?" ”

"That wild boar is not a wild dog," Su Xiaoliu said, "and it doesn't eat bones, so it doesn't leave bones!" ”

"No, didn't you say that wild boars can't bite this garment? How are there only bones left? ”

"This wild boar can't bite this clothes made of leather paper," Su Xiaoliu explained, "But, this wild boar has cultivated in the mountains, and he will take off his clothes!" ”

"Okay, I've met Zhu Bajie!"

"I want to think about the beginning," Su Xiaoliu said as he acted, "When Zhu Bajie was still a goblin, he specialized in capturing pedestrians in Yunzhan Cave, and these wild boars also learned to pick up people's clothes from this ancestral master." After stripping off the clothes, the man only gnawed on the bones,......"

"What about the woman?"

"Do you need to ask? Do you still need to ask? Su Xiaoliu's expression was exaggerated, "What is this wild boar learning this clothes for?" Isn't it just for that poem! ”

"Poetry? That poem? ”

"Why don't you understand?" Su Xiaoliudao, "On the mountain, wild boars and women ,......"

"I understand, but what's the matter with poetry?"

"Or you don't read much." Su Xiaoliu said, "This is called'Outside the green mountains with the pig clouds and rain, with the wind and the moon'!" ”

Everyone on the pavilion on the other side laughed, and Wang Yi of the county smiled at Yue Ling: "This Su Xiaoliu, it's really bad to speak!" ”

Mian Xi glanced at Chunshan, and then said softly: "If this kid enters the palace, he will have to turn King Zheng's mansion upside down with this mouth!" ”

Chunshan secretly pointed to the Fujin Fucha clan sitting next to Prince Zheng with his hand hidden in the horse's hoof sleeve, and also said in a low voice: "This master mother meets such a son who has not slipped away, where will King Zheng's mansion be lively in the future!" ”

Mian Xi also glanced at Fucha, and saw that the expression on the originally white face was uncertain, so he couldn't help but hide his mouth and snicker twice, and continued to listen to the cross talk over there.

"That's just the parchment book, sturdy." Su Xiaoliu said proudly, "I, I have a set of Song books at home, which is neither bamboo paper nor leather paper." ”

"That's?"

"It's printed on straw paper!" Su Xiaoliu said, "This is even more precious!" ”

"Straw paper?" Zhang Sanluqi said, "Isn't all straw paper used by us to go to the toilet, but this can also engrave books?" ”

"You don't understand this!" Su Xiaoliu said ostentatiously, "This straw paper is not easy to preserve, it can be preserved from the Song Dynasty to the present, and the handwriting is still clear, which is even more rare!" ”

"Oh, so what's your book printed on?"

"The cover of my straw book is intact," Su Xiaoliu said, "The cover is printed with 'Toilet Cookbook'!" ”

"Huh? Recipes are printed on the straw paper in the toilet, so can you read them when you are squatting? You're not doing that! ”

"I'm not the only one." Su Xiaoliu said, "I still have a complete set of Song edition books!" ”

"You can tell me about some serious books in your collection!"

"I," Su Xiaoliu put on a mysterious expression, "There is a set of European ...... carved in the Song version of Lin'an Fang"

"What's the title?"

"You hear clearly," Su Xiaoliu said word by word, "It is the European style "Four Famous Works" engraved by Lin'an Fang in the Song Dynasty, among them, "Dream of Red Mansions" and "Journey to the West" also have pictures of embroidered statues, authentic Song Dynasty Bian embroidery ......"

"You're slow, you're slow," Zhang Sanlu hurriedly stopped, "There will be "Dream of Red Mansions" and "Journey to the West" in the Song version of the book? And the drawings? Also embroidered in the Song Dynasty? ”

"What's wrong with that?" Su Xiaoliu said strangely, "Isn't the capital of the Song Dynasty Bianliang?" What's wrong with embroidery? ”

"It's not about Bianxiu!" Zhang Sanlu said, "The four famous books are all books of the Ming and Qing dynasties, how can there be a Song version?" ”

"Huh?" Su Xiaoliu scratched his head and said, "Then my set is the Song version of "Romance of the Gods"?" ”

"That's also a book from the Ming Dynasty."

"Oh, that's right," Su Xiaoliu slapped the table, "It's the Song version of "Three Words and Two Beats"! ”

"Oh," Zhang Sanlu shook his head, "It seems that all the books you have in your house are imitations, are they all engraved on straw paper?" Squatting and watching when you go to the toilet, can you still wipe it after tearing one after reading? ”

"Huh?" Su Xiaoliu was stunned, "How do you know?" I tore up half of "Journey to the West"! ”

[Note (1)] Measure live: a cross talk term, that is, it refers to "praise". In cross talk, it is usually said that "teasing" is "making live", and "teasing" is said to be "measuring live".