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Yuman listened carefully and understood what Prince Zheng meant, so he beckoned to the eunuch in front of him and said to him: "The prince said, take five hundred taels of silver and reward these two on the stage!" ”

"Wow! Minions take orders! After saying that, he ran to the front in small steps and said loudly, "The prince has a reward: five hundred taels of silver!" ”

"Good!" Wang Yicheng of the county first applauded, and then shouted to Su Xiaoliu on the stage, "Prince Zheng is rewarded, thank you quickly!" ”

Zhang Sanlu understood in his heart that this "little fifth master" was reminding them not to forget to salute, so he hurriedly pulled the corner of Su Xiaoliu's clothes and said softly: "Quick, kneel down and kowtow!" ”

"Huh?" Su Xiaoliuqi said, "This is talking about Xingtou, what are you doing kowtowing?" ”

At this time, five hundred taels of snow-white silver ingots were carried by the two eunuchs with a red lacquered board, and held high in the stone railing corridor on the pool, showing it to everyone, and the light on the water surface reflected on those silver ingots, which was extremely dazzling.

When Su Xiaoliu saw this white and shiny silver, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and said secretly in his heart: "Isn't five hundred taels fifty catties?" Oh my God, that's a lot of money! ”

"Gentlemen," Zhang Sanlu continued to remind, "If you don't kneel down and kowtow, you won't be able to get this silver!" ”

"Kneel! Why don't you kneel? Su Xiaoliu knelt on the ground as he spoke, "For the sake of the silver's face, what is kowtowing?" ”

[Netizen]: Oh-

[Netizen]: Su Xiaoliu also fell under the silver!

[Netizen]: How much money can I have now for five hundred taels of silver?

[Netizen]: I seem to have seen it somewhere, according to the grain as a reference, one tael of silver is equivalent to a thousand yuan now.

[Netizen]: According to 1,000 yuan, 500 taels is 500,000 yuan! Wow, that's a lot!

[Netizen]: This prince is so generous, Su Xiaoliu has earned it this time!

[Netizen]: That's it, a cross talk plus kowtowing, picked up 500,000 for nothing, Su Xiaoliu's treatment is now a first-line cross talk actor!

[Netizen]: If you look at this price, this cross talk is really not worth the price!

[Netizen]: You have to pay attention to the key points, isn't Su Xiaoliu the son of the prince now? These five hundred taels were given to his son by the prince, not for him to cross talk!

[Netizen]: Well, that makes sense!

Su Xiaoliu and Zhang Sanlu both knelt down to thank him, and Zhang Sanlu took the lead and said, "Little thank you for the reward!" ”

Su Xiaoliu also followed him, and after saluting, the two stood up, and Su Xiaoliu saw that the two eunuchs carried the pile of silver and retreated, so he hurriedly asked Zhang Sanlu: "Why did they carry the silver away again?" Do you change the hexagram and don't give it again? Isn't this a stumbling head for nothing? ”

"You're in a hurry," Zhang Sanlu said with a smile, "This will be given to you, you can't put it on stage, people are putting it down, let's get it again when the performance is over!" ”

"How good it is to put it on the stage," Su Xiaoliu's eyes followed the pile of silver for a long time before he came back to his senses, "Looking at the silver, my heart is steady!" ”

[Netizen]: Oh-

[Netizen]: Su Xiaoliu is also a fan of wealth! Look at that one, knock knock!

[Netizen]: It's no wonder that Xiao Liu, he has been live streaming cross talk for so long, and the total reward money he has received may not even be 500, but this suddenly came 500,000, and he still has to bleed?

[Netizen]: If the prince recognizes his son, he will be worth more than 500,000 yuan, I think, a new national husband is about to be born!

[Netizen]: It seems that this kid is about to fly on the branch and become a phoenix, and it is not a dream to marry that princess in the future!

[Netizen]: An hour ago, my life was hanging by a thread, and now I am in the middle of the prince's father, how do I feel that things are not so simple?

[Netizen]: Envy, jealousy, hatred, you?

Zhang Sanlu had been coughing for a long time at this time, and when he took advantage of this gap, he got off the field and replaced Zhu Shaowen to cheer for Su Xiaoliu. After the two of them stood still, Zhu Shaowen took a striking shot, and began the second cross talk performance.

"Look," Su Xiaoliu adjusted his state and said the opening words, "The prince just rewarded five hundred taels of silver, looking at the silver, my heart is like eating croton." ”

"What's it like to eat Croton?"

"It's so exciting!" Su Xiaoliu looked comfortable.

"Hey, why is your analogy so disgusting?" Zhu Shaowen quipped, "If you always have the feeling of eating croton, I think you should still take your papyrus printed books with you." ”

"Then why?" Su Xiaoliu asked.

"Lest you finish your pleasure and have no paper to wipe it!"

"Take a look," Su Xiaoliu pointed at Zhu Shaowen and said, "This young man is more likely to lose than the old, this is 'the loss is better than the blue'!" ”

"Oh, it's not that I mean to hurt you, it's that your analogy is too inappropriate!"

"How apt my analogy," Su Xiaoliu argued, "for a person like me, both the diction and the rhetoric are very exquisite!" ”

"Don't be busy," Zhu Shaowen stopped him, "What kind of person do you say you are?" ”

"Lyricists," Su Xiaoliu said, "The words of Tang poems and Song poems, lyricists!" ”

"Oh, such a word man!" Zhu Shaowen said, "I thought it was the kind of bare-ass child sold on the street during the Chinese New Year!" ”

"That's called a porcelain man!" Su Xiaoliu argued, "I'm a lyricist who fills in the words according to the word card!" ”

"Didn't you just say you were a? Why did this change the lyricist again? ”

"are literati," Su Xiaoliu pretended to be impatient, "literati have to recite poems and lyrics!" That's why it's a lyricist! ”

"Understood, so what are you going to do?"

"I," Su Xiaoliu said coquettishly, "It's a lyricist of the Graceful School, specializing in filling in some Graceful words!" ”

"Just you? Still tactful? Zhu Shaowen looked disdainful, "Look at your face, we will take the bowl and die, is it such a bowl?" ”

Su Xiaoliu looked angry: "I don't want to talk to you as a young man, I don't know how to respect my old-timer in the world!" ”

"What an old-timer! If you can tell me what you have written, if you can tell me what a graceful school is, I will convince you, how about it? ”

"You, you're a little arrogant, you don't know how thick the sky is." Su Xiaoliu put on a look of revenge, "If I don't kill your sharpness today, I'm sorry for my title of predecessor in the world of words!" ”

"Don't be a senior in the world of words, you can first explain what it means to be a graceful faction?"

"Graceful," Su Xiaoliu pretended to be very deep, "There is an allusion." ”

"Tell me about it."

"There was a famous lyricist in the Northern Song Dynasty, named Liu Yong," Su Xiaoliu teased, "Do you know? ”

"Then who doesn't know," Zhu Shaowen sneered, "Liu Yongliu has changed three times, and later generations call his words 'harmonious rhythm, proper meaning, peaceful weather, and exhaustive description', and some people say that Du Shiliu is a unique word in the world!" ”

"Oops," Su Xiaoliu glanced at him, "Look at what you can, I just asked, look at you, right, let's talk for a long time, how much do you know?" Isn't it all 'Uh-huh, don't be scolded', who did you learn from this tirade? ”

"I'm sorry for you, I was originally a learner to tease, that's a lot!"

"Then," Su Xiaoliu said to the eunuch next to him, "Bring the silver that the prince rewarded just now, take the biggest ingot, and plug his mouth!" ”