Chapter 3: I Admit It's All Bald Heads to Blame (Part I)
As an authentic earthling, in his more than 20 years of life experience, Ying Xiaosi has seen the largest hamster that is only the size of a fist, and now, a live plush toy the size of a human head is placed in front of him, holding a nut, holding four front teeth, and his fleshy face is full of curiosity, looking at the eyes full of humanity, Ying Xiaosi suddenly feels that his worldview has collapsed!
The flying dust and scattered wreckage left Ying Xiaosi with only one thought left!
"This product is so fat, it should be edible. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ā
Also, the unfamiliar environment, the weird moon, in the case of unknown friends and enemies, Win Xiaosi wants to survive with the skills of special forces, so the first thing is to find something to eat, although this cute thing in front of him is cute, but compared with the stomach, it is obviously not worth points for selling cute.
"Pounce!"
The "rat essence" in front of him didn't seem to see Ying Xiaosi's mouth that was about to open, but climbed a few steps forward, and then sat on the wet grass barley, holding the nut full of tooth marks in two small hands and quickly handed it to Ying Xiaosi.
"I'm rubbing! Can it not be! ā
Win Xiaosi, this iron man with the blood of the enemy (enemy) on his hands and his nerves comparable to the No. 28 steel bar, was hit by that pure gaze and hit the softest part of his heart at once, he felt that if he really attacked this fat hamster, it would be as shameful as a strong man with a green dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right robbing a child's lollipop.
"Okay, okay, you win, and since you're the first living creature I've ever seen in this world, I've decided to take you to the end of the world...... By the way, what's your name. ā
Ying Xiaosi lightly picked up the fat hamster, habitually wanting to put it in his pocket, but the cool breeze blowing under his crotch made him wake up suddenly, and he is still a white exhibitionist.
"Pounce!"
The fat hamster held the nut, squinted, and leaned comfortably in the hand of Ying Xiaosi, and let out its characteristic cry.
"Plop? It's not a nice name. ā
Ying Xiaosi raised his hand and put the hamster on his bald head, letting it nervously spread its two little short legs and buckle them on its head like a leather hat.
"You're so fat, let's call you fatty. Eh! ā
The hamster fat boy shouldn't like this name very much, and the two small thin hands secretly lifted the nut, and then slammed it on the bald head of the winning little four.
"Pounce!"
"Fat boy!"
In the moonlight, a man with a leather hat grinned with a hamster, and then quickly disappeared into the dense grass.
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It is said that in this time and space, since the Great Qin unified the Cangyue Continent, the ministers of the Conglong have been rewarded to varying degrees, among which the four heroes of Tang, Song, Yang, and Yan have contributed the most and contributed the most, so the King of Qin at that time divided the four borders of the four directions to the four families and gave them the kings with different surnames. After decades of peaceful life, these four families married each other, and each other profited, and gradually there was a strong and weak division, Tang King Tang Ao occupied the eastern coast, the strongest, this is because he is obedient to the current Qin Wang Yingzheng obedience, many things that are inconvenient for the King of Qin to deal with, are his help, so he won the appreciation of the King of Qin, and received the most support. Song Qi, the king of Song, and Yang Hao, the king of Yang, respectively divided the north and the west, and the strength and prestige of these two families were about the same. And the southern subject country is Yan Wang Ji Wuwu, but the father of this Yan Wang followed the first king late, at that time the general trend of the world has been decided, Yan Wang's father luckily wiped out a country, so he took the last train of the king, and after Ji Wuwu took over, Yan Guo seems to have become the weakest one, and there is another reason for the weakening of Yan Guo, that is, the 100,000 mountains where the barbarian witch clan survives, which is located in the territory of Yan State!
Mountains and mountains, mountains and mountains, mountains and mountains stretch for 100,000 mountains!
It is a bit of an exaggeration to say that this big mountain is 100,000 miles away, but it is indeed very appropriate to describe the continuous peaks, there is no road along the mountain road for a few miles, only the green ancient trees, the vertical and horizontal rattans, the surrounding is full of elusive poisons, and from time to time there will be miasma pervasive, in short, except for the medicine pickers who have to come in to survive, no one will take the initiative to come here. But it is such a place with bad conditions, but the barbarian witch clan is here to recuperate, more and more powerful, those strong men let the elite Yan soldiers suffer enough, Yan Wang Ji Wuwu hated these barbarians, had no choice but to start along the continuous mountains, built the Great Wall.
It's just that ordinary people have to get two bricklayers to build a courtyard wall, and this Great Wall naturally requires coolies, so the prisoners in the entire Yanguo Prison were all unlucky for a while, whether you killed someone or committed a cheap crime, no matter how big or small the crime was, they were all sent to the construction site of the landmark building of the Great Yan Kingdom as death row prisoners.
After getting out of the prisoner car and passing three levels, shaving his head, burning his meat, and handcuffing him heavily!
Shaving the head for the goal is conspicuous, standing on a high place looking down on the construction site, only to see in the hot sun, a bright head shining, uninformed people at first glance Oh, this feeling is good, the temple monk is wholesale!
The so-called branded meat is to use a soldering iron with words to brand the face of the death row prisoner, the purpose of this is the same as the purpose of branding mules and horses, that is, as a distinction use, as for the heavy handcuffs, it is afraid that the death row prisoner will secretly escape, after all, everyone knows in their hearts, and a large part of these so-called death row prisoners are indiscriminately buttoned with big hats and pulled to make up the number.
In a sentence that Ying Xiaosi often said, that is, you have to be prepared to be splashed in the dung pit, and the Yan soldiers who take care of the old criminals are too underestimated by the power hidden in the people, and when a few unlucky Yan soldiers whose brains were knocked out and farted were hung on the southeast branch, several of the most dangerous death row prisoners had already fled.
"Quick! Fast! Fast! If you don't want to be thrown into the death row camp by Ji Dashao to fill your head, cheer me up and find those deflated three! Life or death! ā
A leader wearing a rattan helmet and cloth armor was scolding the soldiers in the team, and two monochrome pheasant feathers were inserted on the edge of the rattan helmet, indicating the identity of his squad leader. The soldiers in the team were scolded one by one, in fact, these people all knew in their hearts that the difficulty of finding a few escaped death row prisoners in the 100,000 mountains was basically the same as that of a man giving birth, and the thought of being pulled away at any time to fill the number made the morale of these soldiers even lowered, and a few unconcerned soldiers even began to consider whether to take this opportunity to escape secretly.
But just when everyone was about to do something, something that was enough for a man to give birth to a child happened so suddenly-just a hundred meters ahead, a person in a grass skirt and a fur hat was swaggering there, tsk, look at the slender thighs, look at the strong muscles, look at the little spring light faintly exposed in the grass skirt between walking, all of which made the Yan Bing behind him have bloodshot eyes and a fast heartbeat! And most importantly, the circle of green stubble exposed under the leather hat proves that the person in front of him is a bald head!