A kitchen knife chops wires, sparks and lightning all the way! In the bizarre time tunnel, the click-like fork lightning split Ying Xiaosi's whole person was crispy, this feeling is not good at all, and it is like the pork belly that has been thrown into the stuffing machine, if there is no strong repair ability of nanoworms, he must have been saved into a fat bun filling. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Roll over! Baby cow! This is the first thought that comes to the mind of Win Xiaosi, who is already almost ripe! And the second thought is - God, your uncle! , how am I still alive!

As the protagonist of a time-traveling novel, Ying Xiaosi will definitely not fold in a time tunnel, but it is indispensable to experience a set of frying and frying, all in all, in short, God didn't hear his heartfelt call anyway, even if the blocked the door, he had to endure it!

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Canglan Continent, Qin Tingqin Heavenly Prison.

The blood-colored moonlight with its circle of rhymes dyed the towering stargazing platform a blood-red, and the cold night breeze mixed with strange sounds slid over the wind chimes on the eaves, as if countless ghosts were laughing.

"Master, why is it so cold up here?"

A little boy with a bun walked tremblingly on the long stone steps with an old man in sackcloth, and there were two floors, and they could walk to the highest point of the stargazing platform, but the night dew was heavy, and the originally dry stone steps became slippery at the moment, and there was a clammy cold, coupled with the howling night wind outside, the fragile little heart of the frightened child hung to the mouth of the cavity, although it was already close to the old man, but the body was still trembling.

"Apprentice, you should remember that everything in front of you is illusory, only by breaking down the barriers, can you understand the true meaning of things, for example, the master, in this world of flowers and flowers for more than 60 years, until you are old, you can understand this truth, the so-called epiphany, that is, this ...... Oops! My nose! ”

I don't know if it's because the light is dim, or the little apprentice is too timid, the old man and the young man walked to the corner without turning a corner, and the old man directly tested the solidity of the pure stone wall with his nose.

The flickering firelight on the wall illuminated the old man's face, and a pair of eyes without black eyes looked particularly hideous in the mottled firelight.

"Criminals! Criminals! You know that the master can't see, why don't you be energetic! Woo! ”

The old man's nose was like a loose faucet, the blood was bubbling outward, and the little apprentice next to him hurriedly tore two pieces of linen cloth on the placket of the master's clothes, and stuffed them into the master's nostrils in a small ball, muttering quietly while plugging them.

"The master is unreasonable, obviously what you said is illusory, you must break the barrier and understand it with your heart......"

"Criminals! Don't lead the way! ”

The old man slapped the little boy on the head, stuffed the apprentice's stomach full of grievances back, dared to reason with the master, I really don't know how to write the four words respect for the teacher, Lao Tzu has stayed up for so many years to come out, you doll wants to warp now! If you have that ability, you have to wait until you become a master!

The master and apprentice were angry, and the other was angry, so they stumbled to the top of the stargazing platform.

As soon as he stepped onto the platform, the blind old man seemed to have regained his vision all of a sudden, only to see him let go of the hands held by his apprentice, and walked up to the high platform in front of him. It's a pity that the two red linen rolls on the nostrils spoil the scenery, and the few whiskers stuck to them are dancing mischievously in the wind, making this fairy old man look like a catfish and become a spirit.

"Heaven and earth are dry, and righteousness dictates. Lang Xin Mingyue, send Ben Ankang. Blessed with the blessings, Ze and the common people......"

The old man used his fingers as a sword, stepped on the seven stars, and jumped around on the originally wide platform, which saw the little apprentice tremble for a while, for fear that the master would make a mistake, and he would have to inherit the master's royal senior title at a young age. But then again, after watching it so many times, his blind master has never fallen, which makes the little apprentice's curiosity swell sharply, and he is very eager to know how the master did it.

At the same time as he was muttering, the little apprentice suddenly found that the raging night wind around him suddenly stopped, and in the far east, he could faintly hear the rumbling thunder coming from him, and the haze of the sky could not be seen clearly in the thick night, but the heaviness of the persecuting heart made people instinctively produce a sense of ominousness.

The old man in Mai spoke faster and faster, and the steps under his feet were already connected!

"Duh!"

With the old man's shout, the eastern sky seemed to be torn apart by a big gap, and in the rumbling cracking sound, the majestic purple gas surged out, and something seemed to fly out of it, sparks and lightning all the way across the vast sky.

The old man in Mai probably didn't expect God to cooperate so much, and the 3D effect far exceeded his own psychological expectations, but he lost his mind, and he made a trick for himself The old tree is rooted, and he screamed miserably, and rushed to the bottom of the platform.

"Poof!"

The cold river water made Ying Xiaosi, who fell from the sky, completely experience the two heavens of ice and fire, which felt like the personal service of the pair of sister flowers in a certain club, so that Ying Xiaosi, who had been a monk for several years, completely rose!

The clear river water is rippling, and the mottled pebbles at the bottom of the water can be clearly seen by the moonlight, and the two big white legs are so big and grinning there, clean like a girl, looking up...... "Damn!" Lao Tzu's hair! ”

The river reflects a handsome offspring with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, but it's not right to say that, because Ying Xiaosi has no eyebrows now, not only that, from the hair to the leg hair, Ying Xiaosi's whole person is like a white-striped chicken that has gone overboard, where is there still a trace of hair on his body! What's even more tragic is that our fourth brother Ying successfully hooked the sky with his boiled egg-like head, and under the crackling, all the external objects on his body were gone, including the directional teleportation device installed when he came! In other words, it is the lucky and unlucky guy who escaped death who won Xiaosi, and he can't go back at all.

Look up at the bright moon...... A horizontal Arabic numeral 8 hangs in the sky, exuding a soft light, winning the heart of the four crying, all say that the ancient air is good, people live long, every day with a milk cover moon, it is difficult to live long, don't they all say that breastfeeding is good.......

"My day! Where is this, what about the Qin State! ”

Ying Xiaosi lay on his back in the bubbling river, pointing to the sky and wailing. As soon as he shouted a trill, the sensitivity of his profession made him notice the strangeness around him for the first time.

窸窸窣窣窣......

Ying Xiaosi dived into the water and slowly approached the grass on the shore......

A hairy ball the size of a human head parted the grass, and the black jewel-like innocent little eyes full of humanity suddenly looked at Ying Xiaosi affectionately for thirty seconds!

"My day! Where did the rat essence come from! Lao Tzu won't travel to Journey to the West! ”