Chapter Forty-Seven: The Reckless Man After Three Bowls in a Row
Su Xiaoliu reached out to touch his nose, and sure enough, blood flowed out, he hurriedly raised his head to control the blood flow, and stuffed the silver ticket in his other hand into Du Jinchan's hand, and said: "You take it first, the blood in my hand will be in trouble when it gets on the silver ticket!" ”
Du Jincian had no choice but to take it first, then took out a handkerchief and handed it forward, saying, "Sixth Master, wipe it quickly!" ”
"Good, good!" Su Xiaoliu sat aside, tilted his head and slowly stopped the bleeding.
"Are you seniors poisoned?" Ren Zhuzi was puzzled and said, "Why are the three of them vomiting in the corner, and you have nosebleeds?" ”
"Not poisoning!" Su Xiaoliu wanted to explain, but when the words came to his lips, he felt that there was no way to explain this matter, so he had to say, "It can be regarded as poisoning!" ”
[Netizen]: I was poisoned by a beautiful woman!
[Netizen]: Su Xiaoliu looks like he has no interest! Alas!
[Netizen]: That's it, Xiaoliu, who can't walk when he sees a beautiful woman, how can it be a big deal?
[Netizen]: Ha, what big thing do you expect Xiao Liucheng to do?
[Netizen]: At least don't train an elite soldier, and model the world!
[Netizen]: Just Xiaoliu? Alas, I just hope that he can give the live broadcast some interesting content!
[Netizen]: That's it, I met several today, and I didn't knock down any of them, it's really boring!
Zhou Wensheng hurriedly fetched a basin of water, and took a towel for Su Xiaoliu to scrub it. Zhang Sanlu and the three of them relieved themselves, and also ran over and sat down, closing their eyes and gasping for breath.
After everyone was busy for a while, Du Jinchan handed the silver ticket back to Su Xiaoliu with both hands, and said sincerely: "Please take back this silver, the golden cicada really can't accept it!" ”
Su Xiaoliu patted his forehead with a towel dipped in cold water, and said, "Why should the golden cicada girl refuse it like this!" Since now is the time to need money, I just need to save the rivers and lakes, so the girl will accept it! ”
Zhu Shaowen glanced at the numbers on the silver ticket, stuck out his tongue, and said: "Good guy, our sixth master is more timely rain than 'timely rain' Song Gongming, a thousand taels of silver in the rivers and lakes, worthy of me and my master, junior brother and sister to talk about cross talk for a lifetime!" ”
Su Xiaoliu saw that Du Jincian kept holding the silver ticket towards him with both hands, and his face was resolute, so he turned his head to Zhang Lexing, who had been a big brother in the rivers and lakes, and said: "Brother Zhang, you have been in the Dao'er for the longest time, you said that I am in the rivers and lakes in an emergency, should I be in trouble?" ”
Zhang Lexing has always been a bold person, in the towns of northern Anhui to open a bad shop, grain store, gambling and other businesses, befriending people from all walks of life, where encountering people in distress, but also often contribute to help, so in the rivers and lakes also have a reputation of "benevolence". At this time, he saw Su Xiaoliu talking about "Jianghu emergency", and he also understood that this little brother who had performed on the flyover was also a chivalrous person, so he persuaded Du Jinchan: "Since the sixth master has such good intentions, why should the girl refute the sixth master's face?" However, this thousand taels of silver is indeed too much, according to Zhang's opinion, it is better to be the golden cicada girl to borrow it temporarily, and then return it to the sixth master in the future, how about it? ”
Su Xiaoliu persuaded again, and Du Jinchan agreed to "temporarily borrow" the silver, but she said: "The imperial historian surnamed Wan said that if we are not allowed to stay in the capital, I am also afraid of another complication, so I still want to ask Mr. Zhou to help hire a car, so that I can take my uncle and the pillar out of Beijing quickly!" ”
"Yes," Zhou Wensheng nodded, "That Wan Chaobu is such a bureau, I don't know what kind of medicine is sold in the gourd!" I'll do the car thing, I think the golden cicada girl should hurry out of Beijing! ”
Zhang Sanlu has been performing on the flyover for the longest time, he knows that there has always been a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger in the flyover, and people from all walks of life come and go here, in the years before and after the White Lotus Uprising, there are often some people who sell art are arrested by the government and executed in private, so he also suggested that Du Jincian hurry out of Beijing as a top.
Zhou Wensheng was a little worried that Du Jinchan would not be able to take care of him when he took an old man and a young man out of Beijing, so he said to Zhang Lexing: "Brother Zhang, why don't you give the golden cicada girl a ride first, and when you leave Beijing, find a place to arrange to stay, and then you go back to Beijing to do your business, how about it?" ”
"That's great!" Zhang Lexing replied without hesitation, "However, my brother's matter, please ask Mr. Zhou to help inquire!" ”
"Definitely, definitely." Zhou Wensheng said, "I can find some connections in the Yamen, the commander of the infantry army, and I will definitely help my brother inquire carefully!" ”
Hearing the words of the infantry commander's yamen, Su Xiaoliu hurriedly asked, "What is the matter with Brother Zhang, I need to go to the infantry commander's yamen to inquire?" ”
"Oh, that's right." Zhang Lexing said, "I have a brother who is in the dart bureau business in Anhui, and they were entrusted by a squire to send a batch of goods to Beijing, but after arriving in Beijing, they were somehow arrested by the Yamen, the commander of the infantry army. I came to Beijing this time to rescue this brother! ”
"That's it," Su Xiaoliu thought that Duanhua was serving in the Yamen, the commander of the infantry army, and he might be able to help, so he patted his chest and said, "I will also help Brother Zhang inquire about this matter, and Miss Jin Chan will ask Brother Zhang to work hard!" ”
"Thank you so much, Sixth Master!" Zhang Lexing was overjoyed and kept arching his hand to Su Xiaoliu.
"Brother Zhang is so polite!" Su Xiaoliu hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I'm just one who talks about cross talk, what six masters are not six masters, Brother Zhang can call me Xiaoliu!" ”
"This," Zhang Lexing seemed to suddenly remember something, so he looked at Zhou Wensheng and said in a slurred manner, "I have a reluctant request, I don't know if to talk about it?" ”
"Oh?" Zhou Wensheng said with a smile, "Everyone here is often mixed up in our flyover, and they are not outsiders, so what should I not talk about?" ”
"I think," Zhang Lexing grabbed Su Xiaoliu's hand and said, "What do you think of swearing to the sixth master as a brother?" ”
"Okay!" Zhou Wensheng slapped his thigh, "You two are so chivalrous, both of you are here and charitable, and you can just be brothers!" ”
Su Xiaoliu also wanted to make friends with some heroes who knew martial arts after the crossing, so he naturally accepted it gladly. So Zhou Wensheng set up an incense hall in the backyard, burned yellow paper, asked Zhang Lexing and Su Xiaoliu to worship heaven and earth, and invited Zhang Sanlu, the oldest and most senior, as a witness, so that they could become brothers with different surnames.
"Brother, I have six in my Chinese New Year's Eve this year," Zhang Lexing said to Su Xiaoliu, "I am a few years older than my brother, and I am the eldest brother!" ”
Su Xiaoliu graduated from school for more than a year, and he was twenty-three years old, and he didn't know how old Su Xiaoliu himself was before the crossing, so he reported his age: "The younger brother is twenty-three years old this year, and he should call his brother the eldest brother!" ”
[Netizen]: This sworn brother, do you still have to accept a vote?
[Netizen]: That's the rule of Liangshan's joining.
[Netizen]: Oh, Xiaoliu said that he was only twenty-three, is it credible?
[Netizen]: I'm a little anxious, but age shouldn't be wrong!
[Netizen]: This little six is too anxious!
Zhou Wensheng opened a jar of old wine, poured it for the two of them in a big bowl, and said with a smile: "Come, it's rare for two people to be so speculative and do three bowls!" ”
"Good!" Zhang Lexing laughed, "I, Zhang, have been in Beijing for more than ten days, and I am afraid that I will miss the right thing, so I have not dared to drink alcohol. ”
"!" Su Xiaoliu has been making a fool of himself since he came back from the crossing, and when he met this big brother in the rivers and lakes who valued him so much, he suddenly had a feeling of going to Liangshan, so he picked up the big bowl and drank it all with his blood open!
The wine was extremely mellow, Su Xiaoliu put a bowl into his stomach, and suddenly felt that his entire chest was like a fire, and when Zhou Wensheng filled a second bowl for him, his eyes had already begun to double when he saw what was in front of him, but he was still excited to drink the bowl of wine.
After two bowls of wine, Zhang Lexing wiped his mouth and was not drunk at all, while Su Xiaoliu said loudly with hazy eyes and shaking his head: "What I am most happy about today is to worship my eldest brother as a brother!" Come on, third bowl! ”
Zhou Wensheng poured it for the two of them again, and after drinking the third bowl, Su Xiaoliu seemed to feel that he had a seat on Liangshan, and he threw the coarse porcelain bowl behind him arrogantly, and after hearing the broken sound, he couldn't help but praise: "Good!" ”
"I said, Sixth Master," Zhu Shaowen stepped forward to support Su Xiaoliu, who was swaying, "You don't want to go to the battlefield to fight hard, what are you doing at this time?" ”
"Huh?" Su Xiaoliu was stunned, "When I saw that people worshiped their brothers, didn't they all drop the bowl?" ”
"Dizzy, huh?" Zhu Shaowen could see that his eyes were already cloudy, "You pour a bowl of wine, you dare to cook three bowls in a row with others, and you don't eat it, you really have you!" ”
"Yes, Sixth Master," Shen Chunhe also came up to join in the fun, "You look at the body of Brother Zhang, he is definitely the master who can go to Jingyanggang after drinking eighteen bowls, you dare to compare with others with the amount of alcohol you have in one bowl?" ”
"Gentlemen," Zhang Sanlu also stepped forward, looking at Su Xiaoliu's appearance that he was about to collapse, "Is your brain still clear?" Can you still memorize "Eight Screens"? ”
"Of course you can!" Su Xiaoliuqiang stood up and gestured with both hands, "I was thinking that at the beginning, there was a reckless person in the Three Kingdoms period of the Later Han Dynasty!" ”
"Yo, Brother Xian, this is going to be a great job!" Zhang Lexing saw Su Xiaoliu's eyes open angrily, and hurriedly walked over, "My favorite thing to listen to in my life is this "Three Kingdoms" and "Water Margin", and the virtuous brother will come for a while!" ”
"Since the Taoyuan uprising," the mouth of "Eight Screens" is the basic skill of cross talk actors, and the performance must not only be said by mouth, but also neatly and neatly, Su Xiaoliu rolled up his sleeves and said loudly, "The uncle's surname is Liu Mingbei Xuande, and he lives in the big tree Lousang." The second brother's surname is Guan Mingyu Ziyunchang, and his family lives in Xie Liang County, Puzhou, Shanxi. The third brother's surname is Zhang Feizi Yide, and he lives in Fanyang County, Zhuozhou. The follow-up fourth brother, surnamed Zhao Mingyun Zilong, lived in Changshan County, Zhending Prefecture, won a hundred battles, and was later named a victorious general. It's just because of a fierce battle in front of Changban Slope, Zhao Yun rode alone, broke into Cao Ying, cut down two shots of Daxu, and won three guns. The horse fell into the pit, and it was worth dying. ……”
Du Jincian and Ren Zhuzi saw Su Xiaoliu performing here, so they also came to watch, Su Xiaoliu saw the beauty beside him, his heart was even more excited, and he danced to play Zhang Feilai: "Qingluo umbrella cover was removed, only to see Zhang Feibao's head ringed eyes, his face was like tough iron, the black was translucent, the bright was black, and the jaw was a pair of black steel hair, like a steel needle, just like an iron wire, wearing an iron helmet, two dragons fighting treasures, Zhu Ying fluttering, embedded with eight treasures: wheels, snails, umbrellas, covers, flowers, cans, fish, intestines, wearing chain large-leaf chain armor, lined with soap robes, Foot pedal tiger head combat boots, crotch dismount horse, thousands of miles of smoke cloud beast, hand to make eight snake spears. Standing on the bridge, gritting his teeth, beating his chest with resentment, and scolding: 'Cao Cao listens to the truth, hey, now there is your family Zhang Sanye here, you are waiting or attacking, or fighting, or advancing, or retreating, or fighting, or fighting, not attacking, not fighting, not advancing, not retreating, not fighting, not fighting, you are a puppet. With a shout, Cao Bing stepped back; Shout twice, and go down the river; Shouted three times to break the Dangyang Bridge. Later generations have a poem to praise and say: Save Zhao Yun in front of Changban Slope, drink back Cao Cao's million army, surnamed Zhang Feizi Yide, and recklessly hit people through the ages!"
Speaking of this, Su Xiaoliu suddenly felt that his eyes were dark and he lost consciousness.
[Netizen]: What's going on? What's the camera pointing at the sky?
[Netizen]: I must have fallen to the ground!
[Netizen]: This product hasn't eaten since the morning, and he drank three bowls of wine on an empty stomach, can he not faint!
[Netizen]: Huh? Is it raining? Why is there water on the screen?
[Netizen]: yes, what's popping up on this screen?
[Netizen]: My God, this guy Xiaoliu vomited!
[Netizen]: Huh? The screen moved, as if they had lifted Xiaoliu up!
[Netizen]: Look, there is someone on the wall in the upper left corner of the screen!
[Netizen]: Wow, I saw it, that person seems to be carrying a knife!
[Netizen]: Fortunately, I was quick and took a screenshot!