Chapter 46: Nosebleeds from Silver Tickets

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It really wasn't meant to! ”

In a panic, Su Xiaoliu stretched out his hands to Du Jinciao's chest, wanting to wipe off the tea spilled on it for her.

[Netizen]: Su Xiaoliu is starting to get started!

[Netizen]: Wow, it's rare to see D, Xiaoliu has a hand blessing this time!

[Netizen]: Xiaoliu, this guy is quite fast, he will do it when he says it!

[Netizen]: It seems to have been premeditated!

"Oops!" Su Xiaoliu just stretched out his hand, but suddenly felt his wrist tighten, and when he looked down, it turned out that Du Jincian was grabbing his wrists with both hands, and the nails of her thumbs were buckled at her veins. ”

Du Jincian has martial arts, and when he saw Su Xiaoliu's hands attacking his vital point, he subconsciously used the "tendon and bone hand" to resist, but as soon as he made a move, he was alert again, and hurriedly let go of Su Xiaoliu's wrist, and apologized: "I'm sorry, Sixth Master!"

"Wow, it hurts!" Su Xiaoliu stood up, rubbed his wrists, and said, "What kind of kung fu is this, girl, it's so powerful, your hands are like iron hoops!" Wow, luckily there was no bleeding! ”

[Netizen]: It's embarrassing, this beauty knows kung fu!

[Netizen]: The technique is so fast!

[Netizen]: Such a fast method, if you masturbate......

[Netizen]: Upstairs is really dirty!

"Sixth Master," Du Jinchan apologized again, "The little woman didn't know that the sixth master didn't know martial arts, and she thought that the sixth master was testing the little woman's kung fu, so she used the 'wrong hand', and the shot was heavy, please don't be surprised!" ”

"Wrong hands?" Su Xiaoliu was so shocked that his mouth couldn't close, "So powerful? If the girl had stopped a little later, wouldn't my sinews and bones have to break? ”

Zhang Lexing laughed: "The sixth master is really interesting, the muscles and bones are wrong, but the muscles and bones are misplaced, and they can't be broken for a while, don't worry!" ”

"Oh?" Su Xiaoliu turned his head to Zhang Lexing and asked, "What the brother said is so good, is he also a martial arts master?" ”

Zhang Lexing really has the arrogance of a big brother in the rivers and lakes, he waved his hand and smiled: "I have practiced martial arts for more than ten years, and I dare not be a master." Seeing that the sixth master is so righteous, I Zhang Mou does not hide it from the sixth master, I often traffic illicit salt in Anhui provinces, if I don't take a group of brothers to practice swords and guns, if I encounter officers and soldiers on the way, my life will not be guaranteed! ”

[Netizen]: What does trafficking in illicit salt do?

[Netizen]: It's the smuggling of salt!

[Netizen]: Sort of, the Qing Dynasty monopolized the salt industry, and in the name of the official supervision and business office, the "salt introduction" and "salt ticket" were issued to the salt merchants, so that they had the exclusive right to operate, but the price was very expensive, so some people smuggled salt and sold it at a low price, but this was strictly forbidden by the imperial court.

Su Xiaoliu glanced at the live broadcast room, saw the netizen's explanation, and probably understood that Zhang Lexing in front of him was the legendary "salt lord", probably because he had watched too many previous Qing martial arts films, and he had an inexplicable good impression of this kind of people who dared to work against the Qing soldiers, so he hugged his fists and saluted, and said with a reverent face: "It turns out that Brother Zhang is such a hero, it's really disrespectful and disrespectful!" ”

"Huh? How did you become a hero by selling illicit salt? Zhang Lexing said secretly in his heart, but the other party held himself up so highly, and he couldn't help but say a few polite words: "The sixth master has won the award!" Heroes really don't dare to be heroes, in Zhang's heart, like the heroes of the White Lotus Sect and the Tianli Sect during the Jiaqing period, they can really be regarded as heroes! ”

"Yes," Zhou Wensheng also nodded and said, "In the eighteenth year of Jiaqing, the Tianli Sect invaded the Forbidden City, and later failed, when the sect leader Lin Qing was Ling Chi at the entrance of the vegetable market, I went to the Dharma field to see ...... with my own eyes."

"Ling Chi?" Su Xiaoliu asked with interest, "What was it like at that time?" ”

Speaking of this kind of chivalrous thing, Zhou Wensheng was like a storyteller on the flyover, his eyes lit up: "Although I was still young at that time, I was really impressed by his heroism!" Ling Chi, it was to cut the flesh first, then unload the limbs, and finally let people lose their breath, counting that at least more than 200 knives were cut that day, then Lin Qing scolded endlessly, and then he didn't say a word, and he didn't cry out in pain until he died! When I used to listen to books, I talked about Guan Lao scraping bones to cure poison, and I felt that it was written blindly in the book, but since I saw it with my own eyes that day, I knew that the hero is really a hero, not a mortal! ”

"Wow, more than two hundred knives!" Su Xiaoliu sighed, "What has become of that person!" ”

"I heard people," Zhang Sanlu said, "Ling Chi was able to cut more than 3,000 knives in the Ming Dynasty, and after entering the Qing Dynasty, he was at most more than 300 knives!" ”

"Three thousand knives is too much," Zhu Shaowen also came over, "cut to the end, everyone is stuffed!" ”

"It's too broken and not good-looking," Shen Chunhe also said, "It's too slow, it's still one or two hundred knives, and people can suffer less crimes, right?" ”

"According to what you say," Su Xiaoliu suddenly thought of something, "This Ling Chi is just like eating roast duck, slicing the roast duck into slices, and then separating the bones!" ”

"Roast duck?" Zhang Sanlu and the three of them had just eaten roast duck, and when they heard him put Ling Chi and a slice of roast duck together, and then remembered the bloody scene at the entrance of the vegetable market, they couldn't help but start their stomachs to surge, and the three of them hurriedly turned around and ran away, retching by the courtyard wall.

"Cut," Su Xiaoliu secretly smug in his heart, "Let you eat roast duck and don't bring me a portion, now it's okay, you have to vomit as much as you eat!" ”

At this time, there was an old man's moaning in the house, Du Jincian hurriedly got up and went back to the house to look, Su Xiaoliu pointed to the house and asked, "Is it the uncle of the golden cicada girl lying in the house?" ”

"Exactly," Zhang Lexing replied, "but it's not her own uncle, because her family suffered a disaster and went out to escape the famine, she recognized this uncle on the way and made money by performing together!" ”

"That's the case," Su Xiaoliu looked back at the little boy beside him and asked him, "What's your name?" ”

"My surname is Ren," replied the boy, "and it's called Zhuzi!" ”

"Ren Zhuzi?" Su Xiaoliu thought for a while, "You are in the same family as the old man in the house, right?" ”

"Yes!" Ren Zhuzi nodded and said, "That's my uncle, everyone in the family is starving to death, so I followed my uncle all the way to escape." ”

Su Xiaoliu looked at the pillar with a big head and a small body, looking malnourished, and then remembered the miserable scene when escaping from the famine in the film and television drama, and then thought of the luxurious scene in Prince Zheng's mansion, he couldn't help but feel guilty in his heart, he touched the big red envelope hidden in his underwear on his chest, and then got up and asked Zhou Wensheng: "Mr. Zhou, where is the toilet here?" ”

"There!" Zhou Wensheng pointed to the corner of the house in the southwest, "I turned around the room and saw it, in the corner!" ”

Su Xiaoliu got up and walked to the toilet, took out the big red envelope from his chest, and then opened it and looked at it, and saw that there was a title deed stamped with a big red seal and a stack of bells and whistles silver tickets, the words on the silver tickets were all in traditional Chinese, and they were also stamped with many different colors, he looked at it for a long time, and only then did he see that there were ten silver tickets of one thousand taels and three of ten thousand taels, a total of forty thousand taels.

[Netizen]: Wow, Xiaoliu, you've made a fortune, a lot of money!

[Netizen]: Forty thousand taels of silver, but it's a lot, there was a brotherhood at that time, how much can this be worth now?

[Netizen]: That brother is probably gone, the math is not good, and he can't figure it out!

[Netizen]: Xiaoliu, what are you doing with the silver ticket?

[Netizen]: Do you want to donate?

Su Xiaoliu took out a silver ticket of 1,000 taels and asked the live broadcast room: "Is 1,000 taels too much, if I tear half of it to them, can they redeem 500 taels when they go to the bank?" ”

[Netizen]: Just kidding, if you tear up half of the bank deposit certificate, can you withdraw half of the money at the bank?

[Netizen]: That's it, what do you think!

"I," Su Xiaoliu twisted slightly, "I originally wanted to donate five hundred taels, isn't this one thousand taels a bit too much?" ”

[Netizen]: If you want to donate, be generous, you have a lot of money now, do you still care about this?

[Netizen]: That is, you almost touched the D cup of the golden cicada girl just now, and you still have to pay generously?

[Netizen]: Xiaoliu, if you want to soak people, how can you do it without bleeding?

[Netizen]: Think about that beauty's super fast technique, a little more, it's worth it!

[Netizen]: Wow, what does the upstairs mean, masturbating with a wrong hand?

[Netizen]: Oh - the picture is really dirty!

"Do you all have a little compassion?" Su Xiaoliu fantasized all the pictures that netizens said in his mind, but he still said righteously and awe-inspiringly, "The golden cicada girl is in trouble now, I see that the road is uneven, draw a knife to help, what do you all want to do!" Forget it, a thousand taels is a thousand taels, I won't discuss it with you! None of them have a shape! ”

[Netizen]: Cut, pretend, you!

[Netizen]: That's it, look at the saliva at the corners of Xiaoliu's mouth, and pretend to be serious!

[Netizen]: Really, dare to say that he didn't think about it?

[Netizen]: Who was going to get started just now? False seriousness!

Su Xiaoliu took out a silver ticket of 1,000 taels, then sealed the big red envelope, still put it in his underwear, and only after straightening his clothes did he walk out.

When I walked to the table just now, I just saw Du Jincian coming out of the house, ready to pour hot tea for the old musician, so he stepped forward and handed over the silver ticket and said to her: "Miss Du, this is a little bit of my heart!" It's not easy for you to escape the famine, and now the old man is sick again, and this child is too young, and you won't be able to make money by performing for a while. You take this money, find a doctor for the old man to see a doctor, and let the child eat something good! ”

"No, no!" Du Jinchan was really moved this time, she hurriedly pushed the silver ticket, bent down to thank her, "Today's incident is that I have affected the sixth master, and I invited the sixth master to come because I want to kowtow to the sixth master to admit his mistake, and I must not accept the sixth master's silver again!" ”

Su Xiaoliu stepped forward to pick her up, her body was half-bent, from this angle, Su Xiaoliu just saw that under the tea-soaked clothes on her chest, the proud career line was looming, Su Xiaoliu's heart kept stirring, and her throat immediately felt dry.

Du Jincian stood up, looked at Su Xiaoliu, and exclaimed, "Sixth Master, why did you have a nosebleed?" ”

[Netizen]: Wow, no, I also flowed, and it all dripped onto the keyboard!

[Netizen]: What the hell are you guys! When I flow, I inhale it through my nose!