Yang Danzi shouted: "That's the reason!" blocked Yin Danzi, and the two of them were about to fight.

Liu Tingting struggled to shout, "Stop!" The two stood up when they heard this, and their eyebrows were glaring.

Liu Tingting raised her voice and said: "I don't care which of you is big and who is small." But I'm not your boss, I'm the boss of what I'm doing. ”

The Yin and Yang Twins stood silently in contemplation, and suddenly smiled at each other, while shouting, "That's what you said!"

Liu Tingting nodded and said, "I said it, that's right!"

The Yin and Yang Twins held hands and walked to the side and whispered, Yin Danzi said: "She is not the boss herself, I am the boss." ”

Yang Danzi said: "She said that if she doesn't do it, she won't do it, even if she doesn't do it, why are you the boss?"

Yin Danzi said angrily: "Lao Tzu was originally the boss. ”

Yang Danzi said: "That was the past, now the new boss is not the boss, the old man wants to be the boss." ”

Yin Danzi scolded: "The new boss is not the boss, Lao Tzu is still the boss." ”

Yang Danzi contended: "Fart, Lao Tzu is the boss." The more the two argued, the louder and louder they became, and Liu Tingting gradually heard it clearly, only to feel ridiculous and ridiculous.

The two fought and fought, Liu Tingting picked up a wooden pillar and threw it at the two, shouting, "Stop!"

The two of them split the wooden pillar at the same time, glaring angrily, unable to bear it. Yang Danzi whispered softly: "Who killed her, who will be the boss?"

Yin Danzi nodded and said, "Okay, whoever has the ability to kill her will be the boss." ”

The two put away their knives and walked towards Liu Tingting with a wicked smile. Yin Danzi asked, "What's your name?"

Yang Danzi said: "What is your name, why do you care about us?"

Liu Tingting said: "My name is Liu Tingting, and I didn't dare to care about the affairs of the two seniors, but I just didn't want the two to fight each other." ”

The two looked at each other and disappeared into the woods. Liu Tingting wanted to stop, but there was no one in sight, sighed deeply, and walked into the mountains and forests. The forest is full of towering ancient trees, strange grasses, and miscellaneous fields. The thick fallen leaves are like cotton wool, and a fragrant fragrance of rotten leaves surrounds the surroundings. She was worried about the comfort of Chen Shiqing and others, and wanted to go down the mountain to find out the news, but the scene was the same everywhere, and she didn't seem to move half a step after walking for a long time. Hunger and fatigue welled up in his heart, and he had no choice but to rest at the foot of a tree, and unconsciously closed his eyes and fell asleep.

A smell of barbecue passed, and she saw her master roasting roast chicken with muddy lotus leaf buns for her. Her master turned to her and smiled warmly, "Ting'er must be hungry, look at the drool." He skimmed a chicken leg and handed it to her. She was so hungry that she couldn't reach out. Her master brought it to her mouth, and the familiar fragrance made her linger for a long time, and she laughed out loud with joy. When I opened my eyes, I found myself lying in a small hut, and the smell of barbecued meat kept coming in from the door. She couldn't wait to run out of the hut and saw the Yin and Yang Twins sitting on the ground eating meat and drinking, sometimes laughing, sometimes drinking silently. She walked over and asked, "Why don't you call me if you have something to eat, I'm so hungry that I'm panicking." Reaching out and taking a piece of meat and eating it, the smell of the meat and the smell of the muddy lotus leaf chicken roasted by her master can be described as a world of difference, which can't help but make her think far away.

Yin Danzi glanced at her and said, "It's not good to stay and run around, if I hadn't found out in time, you would have been eaten by a tiger, how could you still taste a tiger." ”

Yang Danzi struggled and said: "I saved her, what do you have to do with it, deceive yourself?"

Yin Danzi argued: "Didn't I see it first, can you save her?

Liu Tingting seems to feel that the two have never stopped talking, and their words are full of rivalry, tearing down each other's buildings, and what's more, adding fists and kicks, and seeing each other. And the topics of debate are all inconsequential, which inevitably makes people confused and incomprehensible.

Yang Danzi said: "Fake compassion, hypocrisy, shameless!"

Liu Tingting said: "I'm not a good person, I forgot to call me for the delicious food, which made me sweat from hunger." ”

Yin Danzi said: "You are a good person, sleep for a day, wake up and serve delicious food, Lao Tzu has become a bad person?"

Yang Danzi sneered: "You are still the first one who can eat and live with us like this, I don't know what to do." The two of them gulped down their wine as they spoke.

Liu Tingting didn't pay much attention to the two, and after a while, they had already cooked five flavors and drunk for thirty years. stood up, twisted his body, and said with a smile: "After the hunger and fire, I know that my stomach is full and blessed." ”

Yin Shan hurriedly turned over under the coke, pried out a belly intestine stained with charcoal ash and burned black, calmed his mind, and said: "The burning intestines are still there, still there." It turned out that he misunderstood Liu Tingting's words, thinking that Liu Tingting had stolen his roasted intestines. However, after the burnt intestine was turned out, a foul smell spread rapidly.

Yang Danzi covered his nostrils, stuffed the belly intestine into the charcoal ash and buried it, shook his head and sighed: "This kind of raw pulp belly intestine is so big in the world that it may be difficult to find a second person to eat with you." ”

Liu Tingting covered her nostrils and mouth hard, and only let go when she saw that Yang Danzi buried her stomach, and a disgusting vomit rushed straight to her throat, making her snort for a while, and shouted: "Stink, stink." ”

Yin Danzi asked rhetorically: "Does it stink? It's eight treasures and jade food, and its taste is endless! Whoever dares to steal it will be thrown into a river of meat and mud!"

Yang Danzi said: "It's best to enjoy it alone in the dead of night, otherwise Lao Tzu will not be annoyed by you and will be stinked to death by this intestine." ”

Liu Tingting watched the night fall and walked back to the hut.

Yang Danzi stared at it, making sure that Liu Tingting came back to the hut and secretly smiled evilly, her face was full of pride, she took a sip of wine, and said, "It's dead!"

The two drank for a long time, and after seeing the fire in Liu Tingting's hut extinguished, they dispersed. After a while, Yang Danzi came to Liu Tingting's hut with a torch, and said with a happy smile: "Kill you, Lao Tzu is the boss, haha!" The thatch around the hut was ignited with a torch, and the fire instantly raged, and in the blink of an eye, it became a sky-high flame, and the hut disappeared in the fire.

"What's on fire?"

Yang Danzi turned his head in response, panicked, "Ghost!" and fainted. Yin Shan woke him up. Yang Danzi woke up in shock, pointed at Liu Tingting and said, "Turning into a ghost so quickly?"

Liu Tingting scolded: "You have just become a ghost, why are you on fire, what are you doing with a torch?"

Yang Danzi settled down and replied, "Fight the fire!"

Liu Tingting said: "Is there anyone with a torch to put out the fire?" A gust of wind swept by, and the flames drifted to the big house of the Yin and Yang Twins with the wind, and the big house also burned quickly. The three of them looked at the monstrous fire and looked at each other helplessly.

Yang Danzi asked, "Aren't you in there, how did you get here, do you know how to escape the ground?"

Liu Tingting said: "Do you want me to be burned to death inside?" It turned out that Liu Tingting entered the hut and saw a poor rabbit lost and jumped into her small room, and felt pity in her heart. So he took the little rabbit and put out the lights and went out of the back door, and let it go to the mountains and forests, but when he came back, he saw that the hut was on fire.

Yang Danzi shook his head and said, "Of course not, I'm worried that the fire will burn you." ”

Yin Danzi patted Yang Danzi's head: "This stupid donkey must have mistakenly brought the torch as water in a hurry, this is good, the big house has also burned down, you can build two rooms by yourself tomorrow, otherwise I won't spare you!"

Yang Danzi didn't know that things had become like this, so he didn't dare to say more, held his breath, and nodded and promised: "It's really my fault, I can build a new one tomorrow, what's the difficulty." "Dodge into the woods. The yin list also went, and Liu Tingting had no choice but to pick up some branches and pounce on the grass and look at the stars.

The Yin and Yang Twins leapt onto an ancient tree. Yang Danzi was indignant and scolded: "Damn, why don't I know when she came out?"

Yin Danzi sneered: "I never thought that since you would use such a stupid method, this person was not burned to death, and even Lao Tzu's room was burned to the ground." ”

Yang Danzi was sullen and angry, and he didn't bother to pay attention to Yin Danzi, and jumped onto another ancient tree.

In the early morning of the second day, Yang Danzi brought many tree trunks, leaves, bamboo leaves, thatch, bamboo strips, and rattan into a large pile. He swept away the ashes of the fire and began to build the house. Yin Danzi is nowhere to be found, and he has not seen anyone for a day. Liu Tingting carried the leaves on the side and handed them to Yang Danzi, helping to foil her. At first, Yang Danzi didn't want her help, but Liu Tingting saw that he was struggling alone, so she ignored him and treated him coldly, and silently assisted. Over time, the Yang list did not chase anymore and blended together.

The two of them were busy until the evening, and a small grass hut was built on the left and a large grass hut on the right. Although it is simple, it is fragrant with grass and is refreshing and pleasant. Liu Tingting was so tired that she sat on a small stone slab, looking at the hut that had been built after a hard day, and the smile on the corner of her mouth looked very accomplished. Yang Danzi just sat down and drank a few sips of wine, and then saw Yin Danzi come back with a few pieces of barbecue meat and handed them to the two of them. He looked at the finished hut and said, "Yes, yes." ”

The two took the barbecue and ate it, and after the meal was full, Liu Tingting went back to the hut to rest. Yin Danzi pulled Yang Shan and jumped to the top of the cliff behind the house, and a huge stone ball was placed on the top of the cliff in front of the hut. Yang Danzi scolded: "Lao Tzu just built the hut, if you dare to crush it, I will fight with you." ”

Yin Danzi said: "She is dead, what do you want to do in the hut, who lives, you live?"

Yang Danzi resolutely disagreed: "Anyway, you are not allowed to crush the hut, and you have the ability to find another way." ”

Yin Danzi asked, "What way to find it, do you want to burn it with fire?"

Yang Danzi said angrily: "You...... Anyway, I don't agree!"

Yin Danzi said: "It's a big deal, Lao Tzu will build a new hut for you, okay?"

Yang Danzi thought for a moment, and reluctantly nodded in agreement.

After Yin Danzi walked to the stone ball, he pushed out the palm force, and the stone ball rolled off the cliff and went straight to the hut. As soon as he saw it, he rolled to the hut, but there was a loud bang, and he hit a large protruding boulder, changed direction, and ran over the big house and roared away.

The yin and yang twins were dumbfounded, and the yin dan's soft legs fell to the ground, and it was difficult to cry.

Yang Danzi suddenly laughed and said, "Idiot, you can think of such a stupid method, it's embarrassing." Now the newly built big house has become a mud cake in a blink of an eye, what should you do?"

Yin Danzi scolded angrily: "It's a big deal, Lao Tzu will build a new room and return you, what are you proud of!"