Yang Danzi slapped him on the top of the head and said, "If you don't build it well, Lao Tzu won't be able to spare you." ”

Yin Dan was bored, and he dodged into the woods with both feet. Yang Danzi jumped off the cliff and fell asleep on a pile of leftover grass under the eaves of the hut.

Liu Tingting was tired all day, slept soundly, did not hear the sound of stone balls crashing, and slept until the next morning. I woke up early in the morning and went out to see that the big house was rotten into a pile, but Yang Danzi slept at the foot of the hut, shook Yin Sheet, and asked. "Why are you sleeping here, what's wrong with the big room?"

Yang Danzi opened his eyes in response, and when he saw that it was Liu Tingting, he rubbed his eyes, got up and saw that Yin Danzi had cut a large number of tree trunks, leaves, bamboo leaves, thatch, bamboo strips, and rattans, and was carrying the remnants that were crushed by the stone ball, and couldn't help laughing: "Why did I sleep here? It must be a good thing for him to do, ask him to go!" Pulling Liu Tingting to Yin Danzi and smiling proudly: "The boss has something to ask you!"

Yin Danzi didn't raise his head, and said, "What did I ask?" Yang Danzi said angrily: "Lao Tzu is saying that the boss asks you, you ask a fart question!" Yin Danzi threw down the wooden strip in his hand and said angrily: "Lao Tzu is the boss, what did Lao Tzu ask, damn!" Yang Danzi said angrily: "You are a bullshit boss......

Liu Tingting grabbed the words and asked, "Why did our newly built house become like this?"

Yin Danzi knew that it was Liu Tingting who came, and he was full of shame and said, "Thunder split!"

Yang Danzi laughed when he heard this: "Fabricating the reason and concealing the truth deserves death!"

Yin Danzi glared at Yang Danzi angrily and said fiercely: "You...... You ......"

Yang Danzi sneered: "What's wrong with Lao Tzu, dare to act, heroic spirit shocks Yuhuan!"

Liu Tingting said: "Okay, that's it." Let's take a hand and rebuild. "Move the grass and trees.

Yang Danzi laughed and flashed into the mountain forest. Yin Danzi chased Liu Tingting, cold eyes like Yang Danzi, unwilling to ask Liu Tingting for help. Liu Tingting ignored him and moved silently. It took a long morning to remove the remnants, and the two of them were tired and sweaty. Yin Danzi said to himself: "It's not as easy as a fire!"

Liu Tingting asked suspiciously, "What?"

Yin Danzi shook his head and said, "This dead thunder, why don't you split the hut and the big house!"

Liu Tingting glanced at it and said, "If your heart is not right, you deserve to split the big house." ”

Yin Danzi ignored Liu Tingting, erected a wooden pillar, built a beam, and tied a bamboo strip. Liu Tingting handed over all kinds of required materials on the ground, and it was not built until the evening that day. After eating the barbecue, the three of them went back to their rooms. Liu Tingting was extremely tired after a busy day, and fell asleep in a night.

At midnight, Yang Danzi came to the path in front of the front door of the hut with a hoe, dug a trap, covered the weeds, and quietly slipped back to the big house. Yin Shan also quietly carried a hoe to the back door of the hut, dug a trap, spread a thin soil and slipped back to the big house. Although the two live in the same room, they are different rooms, and they don't know their respective designs. It was a sleepless night, listening straight to the direction of the hut. Until Chu Ming heard Liu Tingting screaming very much, the yin and yang twins flashed to the door at the same time, and they also bumped into each other, glared angrily and ran out. Yang Danzi dug a trap at the front door, he decided to go to the back to see the situation, if Liu Tingting was not in the house, his plan would have succeeded. Yin Danzi thought the same thing, and he ran to the front door and walked towards the hut. When Fang arrived at the front of the house, his body was light, and he fell into the trap of Yang Danzi with a bang. Then there was a shout, and Yang Danzi walked to the back door and fell into the trap of Yin Danzi. The two split their lives in the trap and called for help.

Liu Tingting's exclamation woke up from a nightmare, heard the cries for help from the front door and the back door, and ran to the front to take a look. The yin list was pinched in the well and couldn't move, so he found a long bamboo pole and stretched it in, pulled out the yin list, and ran to the back door to pull out the yang list. Yang Danzi scolded as he walked forward: "Which one of the gods is digging traps at the back door to harm people." At the same time, I also heard the scolding of Yin List: "Which thunderbolt is all in the front door, digging traps and harming people." The two looked at each other and fainted.

Liu Tingting woke up the two and asked, "Who dug it?"

The two replied in unison: "The ground is sinking!"

After answering the list, he picked up the hoe and filled the trap at the front door and flattened it. The yin list also fills up the traps behind and flattens them. The two of them returned to the big house, threw down their hoes, picked up the flask and drank it in a big gulp. Liu Tingting was still puzzled and asked: "The ground is sinking, why are there only these two places?"

The two said in unison, "Who knows?"

Yin Danzi scolded: "If you rob the words again, you will not be spared!"

Yang Danzi fought back: "Whoever kills me, I will kill him!"

The two looked at each other angrily, threw down the flask at the same time, fought with their shabu-shabu, and flashed to the top of the tree. Liu Tingting saw that the two of them were used to fighting, so she didn't pay much attention to it and went into the hut. After a while, Yin Danzi jumped out of the woods on the right side, jumped to the small window on the right side of the hut, and said to himself: "It's not good to be dark, come brightly, see where you escape this time?" He saw Liu Tingting clearly from the crack in the window, and urged the internal force to rush through the window with a knife. Suddenly, Liu Tingting leaned down, and Yang Danzi rushed from the opposite side, and the two collided, overturned on both sides, and their heads were bleeding.

Seeing this, Liu Tingting was even more suspicious, and asked, "What are you doing here?"

The two said in unison: "Three hundred more rounds!" After speaking, they got up and looked at each other. Liu Tingting hurriedly walked out of the hut and said, "If you want to fight out, don't damage the hut." Before the sound fell, the sound of knives in the room could be heard. With an uproar, the hut cracked and fell to the ground, and the two men rushed out of the roof, standing on the wooden pillars on both sides and waving their knives at each other.

Liu Tingting was furious and shouted: "Stop! one person damaged the house once, and now the two of them damage it once, if you don't get it right, you won't be able to get around." He snorted, jumped into the mountains and forests, was indignant, and said to himself: "What the hell is wrong with the two of them, crazy ......?"

The Yin and Yang Twins withdrew their scythes and leaped to the ground, each wiping their blood. Yin Danzi scolded: "Bastard, why don't you explain it first if you want to sneak attack?"

Yang Danzi scolded back: "Despicable villains, all sneak attacks when Lao Tzu sneaks up." ”

The two of them scolded as they cleaned up the mess of the hut, and then went separately to get wooden posts, thatch, rattan, and bamboo sticks. It was noon, and I was so hungry that I sat on the floor and drank.

After Liu Tingting entered the mountain forest, she hunted two pheasants, recalled her master's practice of making roast chicken wrapped in muddy lotus leaves for her to eat, and roasted two. After the roasting was done, he walked back to the house with two mud bags, and saw that the two had not built a hut, but sat on the grass to drink and be lazy, and was very dissatisfied, so he threw the mud balls in front of the two of them, and said, "Eat it, and do it yourself." ”

The two smelled the aroma of meat revealed between the mud balls, peeled off the clay lotus leaves, lifted the roast chicken and ate it. Yin Danzi praised while eating: "It's more fragrant than Lao Tzu's burning sausage, wonderful, wonderful!"

Yang Danzi praised: "I remembered my mother!"

Yin Danzi asked, "Do you have a mother?"

Yang Danzi replied, "I haven't seen it!"

Yin Danzi laughed and said, "How can you afford to think of it if you haven't seen it?"

Yang Danzi asked rhetorically, "What do you think of?"

Yin Danzi said: "Your mother!"

Yang Danzi scolded: "Your mother, scolding people is despicable and shameless!"

Yin Danzi shot back: "Your mother, wronged people, strong words!"

Liu Tingting shouted: "Shut up! I can't stop my mouth when I eat meat, so it's okay to add some wine, right?"

The two of them were eating roast chicken so much that they forgot to drink, raised the flask, and drank wildly. After eating the yin list, he leaned close to Liu Tingting's ear and asked, "Little girl, how to make this roast chicken, can you teach me?" Liu Tingting said: "What's so difficult about this, when the hut is built, both of them will teach!"

After hearing this, the two said in unison: "One word is a certainty!" Dodge and jumped up, lifted the wooden pillar, and built it with a bang.

Liu Tingting jumped into the woods to catch pheasants, perhaps because she rarely lived in the wild, and did not hunt a pheasant until the evening and carried it back. Seeing that the two had already set up a hut, they were sitting on the ground drinking and chatting, and the corners of their mouths were smiling.

When the two saw her coming back, they rushed up and rushed to learn how to make roast chicken.

She had only seen this kind of mud-wrapped lotus leaf roast chicken when her master made it for her, and it was the first time she made it at noon today. According to the practice at noon, he explained to the yin and yang twins, and the yin list found the soil, and the yang list found the lotus leaf. Liu Tingting slaughtered the chicken, cleaned it up, wrapped it in lotus leaves, tightened it with rattan, and wrapped the lotus leaves tightly with soil. First bake slowly on a low fire, the water vapor will disperse through the soil, and when the soil has a few cracks, after it dries, the fire will be increased and roasted. Bursts of fragrance spread through the mud cracks. The Yin and Yang Twins whispered and drank a little wine impatiently.

The two didn't talk much for a while, staring at Liu Tingting's every movement, afraid that they wouldn't be able to learn how to roast chicken. After a while, Liu Tingting took off the roast chicken and divided it into three parts, one for each person. The two were full of praise while eating, and after Liu Tingting was full, she went into the hut to rest. The Yin and Yang Twins have been tired half to death by themselves in the past few days, and after they are full of wine and food, they will go back to their rooms and sleep until the next day.

The next day, Liu Tingting got up very early, and saw that before the two of them got up, they went into the mountains and forests to hunt a pheasant and came back, and roasted it in front of the thatched hut.

After a while, I saw the two of them walk out of the big thatched house, greeted her, and ran into the mountains and forests. She didn't have time to ask, the two were gone. I didn't pay much attention to it, and after the chicken was cooked, it was still divided into three portions. Carry it to the big house and put it down, and go back to the hut by himself.

Yin Danzi secretly jumped back, and when he passed by the big house, he saw the barbecue meat divided on the wooden table. Secretly laughing, he took out a bottle of potion, and said to himself with a smug smile: "This is the broken intestine grass, the broken intestine and the heart, and the killing is invisible." Jumping in front of the barbecue, I couldn't understand which piece Liu Tingting ate when I looked left and right. Suddenly, he heard footsteps, and said to himself, "She must be eating the middle piece!" Then he sprinkled the potion on the middle piece of barbecue, jumped out of the window, and in his desperation, he didn't know that his clothes were hanging on the corner of the wooden table, and he overturned the wooden table, and all the barbecue fell on the grass.

Liu Tingting also heard the sound of the wooden table turning over the floor, and walked quickly into the thatched hut to observe around. Picked up the wooden table, picked up the fallen barbecue and placed it on the wooden table, and said to himself: "How can there be a wild beast turning around, let's sit and guard." "Sit at the wooden table and wait for the Yin and Yang Twins to come back.

Yang Danzi secretly jumped to the window and saw Liu Tingting sitting in the big house. He looked at the medicine bottle in his hand, made a difficulty, leaned against the wooden wall and said to himself: "How can I order this desperate grass when she is here? If you wait for Yin Shan to come back, it will be too late." Thinking about it, he jumped into the hut and kicked down the wooden table, and quickly jumped out of the big room window. Seeing Liu Tingting running to the hut, she quickly jumped in front of the barbecue, and heard the footsteps of Liu Tingting returning, so she hurriedly spilled the potion on the middle piece of barbecue and flashed out of the window. In this hurry, he hung it on the wooden table again, and overturned the wooden table and the barbecue on the haystack.

Liu Tingting entered the room and saw this, first ran around the window to look around and saw nothing abnormal before coming back to pick up the barbecue and put it on the table, and said to herself: "Why are there so many beasts today, what's wrong?"

After a while, Yin Shan walked into the big house with a pheasant and threw it on the ground. stared at the barbecue and looked at it carefully, sat down on the left side, picked up the middle piece and handed it to Liu Tingting, and said, "Eat it!"

Liu Tingting took the barbecue and said, "You can eat it too!"