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Prince Zheng's Shufu Jin Gangjia listened to the maid's secret report, and in a panic, he accidentally dropped the hookah in his hand to the ground, and the emerald jade cigarette holder happened to hit the ground first, and it was broken into several pieces at once. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"What's the panic?" The Fu Fu Cha clan scolded, "What a big deal! ”

Gangjia hurriedly stepped forward and whispered to her: "The people sent out by the Jianrui battalion encountered an ambush by the infantry commander Yamen, but they were not able to succeed, and they also met the six princesses!" This, could it be that the old Sanduanhua made the first move? ”

"Six princesses?" Fucha was suspicious in his heart, "Wasn't she directly accused of marrying Jingshou to the Fucha family?" How did it come at this point? ”

At this time, another maid of the Fucha clan came in with the curtain lifted, walked straight to the ear of the Fucha clan, and spoke carefully for a long time. Fucha nodded, sent her out, and turned back to the Gangjia clan and said: "This time it's not the hand of Lao Sanduanhua, it's the mastermind of Wang Yicheng of the fifth elder brother of the Long Live Lord, at this moment, he has taken the officers and soldiers of the infantry army to lead the yamen, and has escorted that evil seed Su Xiaoliu to the palace!" ”

"This," Gangjia was confused, "what can I do about this?" Could the fifth elder brother have done this at the behest of the Lord of Long Live Lord? Looking at it this way, is Long Live Lord already ready to let Duanhua inherit the title in his heart? ”

"You stabilize your mind first, why did you mess up yourself as soon as something happened?" After all, the Fucha clan has been in the world for a long time, and he seems to be extremely calm when encountering things, "Although the fifth elder brother is the emperor's own flesh and blood, he has already passed on to the prince of Xuan, and the fifth elder brother does not like literature and ink, and only loves fisting and kicking, folk juggling, and is not favored by the emperor." The emperor's two favorite elder brothers are the fourth elder brother Yixu and the sixth elder brother Yixu, and the future throne will also come from these two elder brothers, from this point of view, if the emperor wants to intervene in this matter, he will definitely send the fourth elder brother or the sixth elder brother. In my opinion, the fifth elder brother's intervention in this matter is not necessarily the emperor's order. ”

"Then," Gang Jia's heart calmed down a little, "What is the intention of the fifth elder brother to get involved in this matter?" ”

At this time, the voice of the eunuch of the palace came from the gate of the courtyard: "Pass on the oral message of Prince Zheng, please move to Huiyuan to listen to cross talk!" ”

Huiyuan, is the back garden of Prince Zheng's mansion, the eighth generation of Prince Zheng Depei because of the palace deposit of tens of thousands of taels of silver, he said to his subordinates, rich family resources, is a big bane, if not consumed urgently, will definitely be a disaster to future generations. Therefore, Depei led the expansion of this garden and named it "Hui Garden". There is a young phoenix building in Huiyuan, there is a pool of water in front of the building, before Prince Zheng fell ill, he often recruited artists to sing and tell stories here, as soon as he heard that he wanted to move Huiyuan, Fucha and Gangjia were busy beckoning the maids to enter, changing the regular clothes of listening to the drama in the past, and preparing to go to the young phoenix building.

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In the side courtyard of Prince Zheng's bedroom, Mintai, the captain of the Yamen under the command of the infantry army, helped Su Xiaoliu off his horse, pointed to the people in the courtyard, and said in a low voice: "Prince Zheng arranged a cross talk hall meeting, and named the prince to perform on stage. ”

"This," although Su Xiaoliu got off the horse, he still leaned on the saddle with both hands, and said weakly, "Didn't you say that I was asked to come to the palace to recognize my relatives?" Why did this make me talk about cross talk again? ”

"It's all Prince Zheng's arrangement," Mintai reached out to remove Su Xiaoliu's hand leaning on the saddle, "The subordinates only need to pass the word, and the specific matter is not clear." ”

Su Xiaoliu held the saddle and looked at everyone in the courtyard, and saw more than a dozen ragged teenagers squatting in the corner of the courtyard, some holding an allegro, some holding a fan, and one of the teenagers lowered his head and was reciting the words softly, as if he was talking about cross talk; In addition, on the side of the courtyard wall, a fifty-year-old man was lying stiff, and two young men in long robes in their twenties were looking at him with a smile, and he couldn't help but be suspicious, and turned back to Min Tai and said: "I don't know these people, you still take me to the prince to confess your relatives!" ”

[Netizen]: Why is the second and youngest looking at Xiaoliu so ambiguous?

[Netizen]: I heard that there was that kind of play in the late Qing Dynasty, did you treat Xiaoliu as a husband?

[Netizen]: Cut, Xiaoliu's appearance can also be a husband? Everyone who is the prime minister is Kun Jiao'er who sings Tsing Yi in Peking Opera, just like Xiaoliu, or "don't be scolded"! [Note (1)]

[Netizen]: Radish greens, each has their own love, in case there is a good little six!

[Netizen]: What kind of eyes do you have? These people look crooked and cracked, and at first glance they are talking about cross talk, so they still play each other?

"Shizi, don't tease me!" Mintai smiled, "I've seen you talk to them on the flyover, how can you not know them?" ”

"But," Su Xiaoliu looked at it carefully, frowned, "I really don't know!" ”

Mintai pointed to Zhang Sanlu and the others, and said: "The old one, called Zhang Sanlu, the two young ones, one is called Zhu Shaowen, the other is called Shen Chunhe, you often talk about cross talk together, dare to say that you don't know each other?" I'm on an errand in the Yamen, the commander of the infantry army, what are the movements of your people at the overpass, how can you hide it from me? ”

When Su Xiaoliu heard the names of these three people, his heart suddenly shook: "Zhang Sanlu, Zhu Shaowen, Shen Chunhe? Isn't this the originator of cross talk? My God, I actually talked about cross talk with them, so wouldn't my rank in the cross talk circle be too high? If you say that "Teasing You", "Officialdom Fight", and "Speaking of the Emperor" saw me, wouldn't they have to call me a senior? Oops, no matter whether the son of the world can be regarded or not, this can talk to these people for a cross talk, and it is also a new height of my professional career! ”

[Netizen]: "Teasing You" is the masterpiece of Mr. Ma Sanli, who do those two paragraphs refer to?

[Netizen]: Your cross talk level is not high, "Officialdom Fight" and "Speaking of the Emperor" are the masterpieces of Liu Baorui and Hou Baolin respectively!

[Netizen]: Is Zhu Shaowen the old gentleman that Lao Guo often says is "not afraid of being poor"?

[Netizen]: That's right, his nickname is "not afraid of poverty". However, it seems that this old gentleman is still young!

[Netizen]: Wow, if the three of them come together, I will be their agent, and I will definitely make a lot of money in the cross talk circle!

[Netizen]: Agent? Ha, today's slogan is "fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-broker", if you don't have the surname Song, don't come to join the excitement of the broker! [Press: Hot news is not explained]

[Netizen]: Oh-

Mintai was still trying to break Su Xiaoliu's hand that was holding the saddle here, but Su Xiaoliu suddenly turned around with a smile on his face, immediately let go of his hand, and walked towards Zhang Sanlu and the others.

"Huh?" Min Tae was stunned, "How can this kid's expression change?" Did you eat something unclean on the branches? ”

Su Xiaoliu completely ignored Mintai behind him, he walked up to Zhang Sanlu and the three with a smile on his face, starting with Zhang Sanlu, saluted the three of them one by one, and said while saluting: "The older one must be Master Sanlu, Xiaoliu is polite; This must be Second Brother Zhu, Xiaoliu is polite; This must be the third junior brother, Xiao Liu is polite! ”

Zhu Shaowen held his hands, looked sideways at Su Xiaoliu, and said: "We are the two of us, one is the master, the other is the second brother of the pig, and the other is the third junior brother, so aren't you the monkey sun?" ”

"Huh?" Su Xiaoliu originally thought that if he became Zhang Sanlu's big apprentice, then his status in the cross talk circle would surpass Zhu Shaowen, but he didn't expect that his words would be smashed by Zhu Shaowen, and he immediately followed his words, "Look, I was recognized by Bajie!" ”

Zhang Sanlu laughed, pointed at Su Xiaoliu and said: "Okay, you Su Xiaoliu, this day is gone, you will make fun of us as soon as we meet!" The mouth is still so poor! ”

"yes!" Zhu Shaowen also said, "Early in the morning, the patrol camp is full of arrests, and they also named you to find 'Su Xiaoliu', what did you do?" ”

Su Xiaoliu saw that they were indeed quite familiar with the way they spoke to themselves, and immediately made a mistake, pretending to be an acquaintance, waved his hand, and sighed: "Alas, it's hard to say!" I don't know how to tell you, but today is like a dream. ”

"I see," Shen Chunhe quipped, "Bacheng'er dreamed of marrying a daughter-in-law and wanted to go crazy, sleepwalking in someone's bed and being caught raping, so he was wanted by the government!" ”

"Yes," Zhu Shaowen teased, "If it's okay, don't always turn to "Golden Vase Plum" before going to bed, it's easy to sleepwalk to other people's houses after watching too much!" ”

"Then you say," Li Xiaoliu said to their rhythm, "What should I watch before going to bed so that I don't sleepwalk?" ”

"Catch Wang Ba," Zhang Sanlu said while coughing, "Take a good look before going to bed, and keep whether you lie on the bed before going to bed, wake up or lie on the bed!" ”

[Netizen]: These cross talk celebrities of the Qing Dynasty are really poor!

[Netizen]: Really, there is no serious sentence when you get together!

[Netizen]: I just came in, and I finally caught up, these three people are ready to use the knife for Su Xiaoliu, right?

[Netizen]: I've just arrived, are you about to start going under the knife?

[Netizen]: I was deceived by the announcement again!

[Netizen]: Huh? Isn't the content of the announcement live?

[Netizen]:......

At this time, a eunuch from the palace walked in outside the courtyard gate, twisted his waist and walked to Zhang Sanlu and the others, and said in the unique voice of the eunuch: "The prince is going to drive the young phoenix tower to listen to the cross talk, the four of you can only come for a while!" ”

"Four people for a while?" Zhu Shaowen asked, "We didn't prepare a cross talk for four people?" ”

"Then I can't handle it." The eunuch glanced at his eyes and said coldly, "That's what the prince ordered, you can do it yourself!" ”

[Netizen]: I saw that the announcement just came in, is this what the little six geldings look like? What a change!

[Netizen]: Haha, the effect is good, right? Do you want to try it?

[Netizen]: Just try it, it's just weird, just after the knife became so motherly?

[Netizen]: Alas, whoever made the broken announcement attracted some people!

Zhang Sanlu was about to step forward to explain his physical condition to the eunuch to see if he could not perform on stage, but he saw the eunuch walk up to Su Xiaoliu and said respectfully: "Sixth master, your clothes are dirty, please come here with me, let's change into new clothes and talk about cross talk!" ”

"Huh?" Su Xiaoliu looked back at Zhu Shaowen and the others, "I'm the only one to change into new clothes?" ”

"That's not it," the eunuch's eyes rolled, and he pointed out, "The prince is here to see you, and you still can't wear the spirit?" ”

"Okay then." Su Xiaoliu was still thinking about the content of the program that was waiting for the performance, so he turned to Zhu Shaowen and said, "You are a senior, can you think about what the four of us can say?" ”

"This," Zhu Shaowen saw that the attitude of Prince Zheng's mansion towards Su Xiaoliu was very special, although he didn't understand the reason, but he also understood that Prince Zheng mainly wanted to watch Su Xiaoliu's performance today, so he said, "Today, it's all up to you Su Xiaoliu, we will praise you, which paragraph you say, which paragraph we will praise!" ”

"Huh?" Su Xiaoliu was taken aback when he heard this, and he didn't know whether he was happy or worried, "The ancestor of cross talk actually wants to give me a compliment?" Oh, my God! ”

[Note (1)]: "Don't be scolded" is a common ending sentence in traditional cross talk. Because the old cross talk satirized the world through irony, and took real people or a certain type of people to "smash and hang", it was called the art of "scolding".