Downstairs in the Desheng Gate of the Beijing Division, the sixteen-year-old Wang Yicheng of the county was dressed in a purple python robe that the prince could only appreciate, and stood in front of the "Prayer for Snow" tablet of the Qianlong Emperor's imperial book under the city tower, waiting for the six princesses and Su Xiaoliu and others. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

At this time, a messenger from the palace ran over from the north and said to Yi: "Lord, the six princesses are here!" ”

The king of the county flicked his hem and hurriedly stepped forward, first seeing the sixth princess riding in front, followed by her entourage and Mintai and others who were dispatched by herself.

"Yue Ling," called the name of the sixth princess, "you are so good at fooling around, I am so worried that I haven't slept all night!" ”

"Fifth brother," the sixth princess Yueling drove her horse closer and said angrily, "You know everything in advance, why didn't you tell me in advance?" I almost got a stab today! ”

The king of the county helped his sister off the horse and whispered to her: "This matter is a major matter that the emperor Ama asked me to stay in the capital to do, and it is very confidential, how can I tell you in advance?" ”

"Humph!" Yue Ling frowned, "Anyway, I almost gave my life, either you tell me now, or I will go back to the palace to sue the concubines and them, saying that you don't care whether I live or die!" ”

"This matter," said the king of the county, comforted, "and I'll talk about it later." Now, let's take Prince Zheng's son to Prince Zheng's mansion first, it's too late, and Bachenger won't be able to see Prince Zheng for the last time! ”

The king of Xuanjun raised his head to look outside, glanced at it, and didn't see Su Xiaoliu, so he said strangely: "Huh? That Su Xiaoliu, no, where did Su Shun go? ”

"Lord Wang," Mintai turned over and dismounted, pulling a black-maned horse out of the crowd, "where are the people?" ”

When the king of the county looked at it, he saw Su Xiaoliu's buttocks facing forward, his face facing the horse's buttocks, lying on the horse's back like a dead dog, and his mouth was "ouch, ouch" and barking.

[Netizen]: I just came, what happened? How does Xiaoliu play Liujiu with a horse?

[Netizen]: You missed the show!

[Netizen]: What's the show? Someone in the group posted an announcement that Xiaoliu was going to be a eunuch in a live broadcast, so I hurriedly came here, and the gelding was over so soon?

[Netizen]: I also came here from the announcement, gelding and Ma Liujiu, what kind of "ancient prescription to stop bleeding" medical technique were used?

[Netizen]: I just came, it's over so soon, it's painful to look at Xiaoliu!

[Netizen]: You guys have a big brain!

[Netizen]: How did you get dirty and dirty?

"What's going on?" King Danjun hurriedly asked Mintai, "Is he injured?" ”

"This," Min Tae scratched his head, "I don't know how to tell you. ”

Yue Ling endured it for a long time, and finally couldn't hold back her laughter: "He can't ride a horse, the horse runs in the woods, and when he passes a very low branch, the horse runs over, and the person hangs on the tree!" ”

The king of the county laughed, walked up to look at Su Xiaoliu, and said with a smile: "Little Sixth Son, it seems that God is going to give you a great responsibility, 'work his mind, work his muscles and bones', you have all these two things!" ”

"Ouch!" Su Xiaoliu raised his head with difficulty, "'Hungry for its body and skin' is also accounted for, and I haven't eaten in my stomach until this time!" ”

"Haha!" King Danjun smiled, "The mouth is still so poor! Why don't I ask the house to prepare a table full of Han for you? ”

"One table doesn't have to be!" Su Xiaoliu waved his hand and said weakly, "Keep the steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, and steamed deer tail, and reward them with the rest!" ”

"Yo," quipped the king, "you will be able to eat all three?" ”

Su Xiaoliu said: "It's okay to be half-full first, I have lost weight recently, and I can't eat too much!" ”

"Yes," said the king of Xuanjun, "you have a large amount of food, and a steamed lamb is only half full, what can you do if you let it go?" ”

"Do you know the 'Thousand Banquets'?" Su Xiaoliu glanced back at the king of the county.

"Yes." The king of the county said, "Isn't it that Lord Qianlong invited thousands of old men over the age of 60 to dinner, it is said that there were as many as 800 tables in the 50th year of Qianlong!" ”

"Thankfully, I wasn't there that year." Su Xiaoliu said with a serious face, "If I go, those old men will starve to death!" ”

"Hey," the king laughed, "you have this amount of food, if you go back to Prince Zheng's mansion, you won't have to eat Prince Zheng's old bottom?" ”

"Lord Wang," Min Tai walked over and said to the king of the county, "I've seen it, the bones and anything are fine, just a little frightened!" ”

"That's good," King Xuanjun looked at the sky, "It's not early, the matter is urgent, let's get on the horse together and rush to Prince Zheng's mansion!" ”

Prince Zheng's Mansion is located in the big woodfactory alley in Xicheng, which was built since the generation of Ji'er Harang in the early Qing Dynasty, and after 200 years, it was built into a luxurious mansion with a palace in front and a garden in the back.

When Prince Zheng and others were rushing to Prince Zheng's mansion, the cross talk artists sent by Prince Zheng's third son, Duanhua, had been escorted over by the soldiers of the patrol camp one after another.

In the side courtyard of Prince Zheng's bedroom, cross talk artists Zhang Sanlu, Zhu Shaowen, Shen Chunhe and others all stood in the courtyard with their own teams and waited.

Zhang Sanlu is nearly fifty years old, he was originally a harlequin artist who sang the octagonal drum book, and later changed to cross talk because he was excluded by others, Zhu Shaowen and Shen Chunhe both followed him to learn cross talk, according to the generation, he is considered the master of the two. On this day, Zhang Sanlu was unwell and was recuperating at home with a cold, but he was arrested by the patrol camp early in the morning, and the cold breeze on the road made him squat on the ground and cough.

Zhu Shaowen and Shen Chunhe hurriedly stepped forward to help him pat him on the back and alleviate his symptoms. Zhang Sanlu laughed at himself: "Today, I can't tell Prince Zheng cross talk, do you think, if I am talking about Xing, I suddenly cough a few times, and the prince is frightened and returns to heaven in advance, then I have to do it!" With that, he began to cough violently again.

"Master," Zhu Shaowen said with a smile, "You are coughing like this, and you are still smashing!" [Note (1)]

"If you want me to say," Shen Chunhe quipped, "With the master's current situation, it is most appropriate to come to "Spit Lotus in the Mouth"!" If you cough and wheezing, maybe you can really spew out lotus flowers! ”

"I'm going to spurt blood," Zhang Sanlu said with a smile, "I'll give Prince Zheng a funeral today!" ”

"Are you two starting to talk about each other?" Zhu Shaowen shook his head and said with a smile: "Yes, count me in, come to a group." If you really spit lotus flowers in your mouth and don't spurt blood to dye them, how can you be like lotus flowers? ”

At this moment, Mintai led the horse and Su Xiaoliu, who was lying on his stomach, to the gate of this side courtyard, Zhang Sanlu and the others looked up and took a closer look, and couldn't help but be overjoyed when they saw Su Xiaoliu on the horse.

"Hey!" Shen Chunhe said with a smile, "Isn't this Su Xiaoliu who often comes to us to join the team!" ”

"That's right," Zhu Shaowenqi said, "Why did you come in with a horse's buttocks?" ”

"You don't understand," Zhang Sanlu also joked, "This is a performance with the prince, if you don't gnaw the horse's ass a few times, how will you shoot the prince's ass later?" ”

[Note (1)]: Smashing and hanging: a cross talk term, which originally means that actors joke and make fun of each other, which refers to the flexible organization of jokes according to the current situation.