Chapter 3: The God of Comedy

"What is the establishment of a pantheon invigilator meeting? Look at the appearance of these comic gods, it is clearly like winning a 60-day trip to the global family carnival with a 2-cent lottery, and it has to be the kind of all-inclusive food and lodging, and selling and selling at will!" Zhu Chen and the only remaining main consciousness couldn't help but complain in their hearts.

"Look, little friend, though you have become the luckiest creature ever, there is no one. However, you also felt it just now, your god body, god power, and god soul are beyond your control now, just like ......" Dragon Ancestor Chairman Shen Nian paused, and made a metaphor "like an aircraft carrier.....

"I can't drive it alone, right, I understand!" Xiao Zhu said.

“..... For an amoebic protozoa, it will not be understood what it uses for the same. The president continued to "read."

Xiao Zhu: "..... , I have a sentence MMP I don't know if to think about it?"

President: "You've already thought about it, you can't even control the Divine Consciousness that you release now, it's an instinct that you naturally grasp when you experience it. ”

At this time, a string of diamond-like handwriting on Xiao Zhu's head is spiraling and rising, the most conspicuous of which is the three letters "MMP", which is said to have thousands of small characters next to these three letters, constantly changing, using the words of all races in the universe to express the most appropriate vocabulary interpretation, easy for everyone to understand.

"Hahaha", "Hehehe", "Hmm", "Zrazla" For a while, the gods danced wildly, and various expressions of giggling and haha flew around!

"Meng Xin is like this, he is really the first funny god in the world!"

"The god of jokes!"

"Funny God, how about the god name?"

"Divine Horn - Funny, seconded by the Natural Spirits Committee!"

"Funny God, the Plant Gods Committee has passed the trial!"

"Oops, oops, deserved!"

"Ulu Ulu, whirl!"

"Please use the Mandarin Divine Consciousness commonly used in the Supreme Realm, the translation is still troublesome! The next time you do it again, vote for the Elder to go to your Soft Body Divine Race to preach 'On the Importance of Mandarin Divine Consciousness' for 10,000 years!"

"Show your hole cards when you encounter a trivial matter, you are called shameless!" ......

“.... This god is against being called a funny god, is it effective?" Xiao Zhu spoke.

"Opposition is valid", the president said, "New gods can name themselves a title according to their own characteristics and specialties, and after the review of the committee of gods, there are three characteristics that are more suitable for you: one is the luckiest, but unfortunately the good words related to luck, luck, luck, fortune, bad luck, bad luck, peach blossom luck, pregnancy, etc., etc., have been used up, if you don't mind, there is still one left...... The best translation is 'the god of shit luck', which is more in line with your experience of becoming a god, and it is well deserved; In the end, everyone thinks that you have a talent for funny, but if you think about it, isn't the name of the god of mischief, the younger brother of the god of thunder, also popular in your interface? The name of the god is not important, his actions are important! This is the realm, the enlightenment, if you linger too much on the name, your mind will limit your achievements, my dear friend. ”

"But, President, are you sure that you are serious gods, are you sure that the title of a god is so casual?" Xiao Zhu tried to resist again.

Long Zu: "Well, you can use the title as a WeChat group nickname, and only use it in the Supreme God Realm, we guarantee that in your native interface, all living beings will only hear the god name you named for yourself! For example, you can call yourself 'the most handsome god with great radiance'; rest assured, no one will deliberately laugh at you." If you don't believe it, go and ask the fifth ancestor of the phoenix, he claims to be an immortal phoenix that kills ten thousand nine-headed birds in the Supreme Realm in an instant (one picosecond = one thousand femtoseconds', and the nine-headed birds didn't hit the door to poke him, the Supreme Realm talks about quality!

Xiao Zhu: "Are you sure it's a good idea to call it Funny God?"

Long Zu: "Of course, you can also understand that a funny god is a 'god who can inadvertently create all kinds of jokes that refresh the lower limit', and once you determine your god name, you can assign the support of some unique cosmic will, and your divine particles can be converted into material energy more easily." Think about it, how monotonous and boring is a god who is good at using fire, water, wind, and holy light to destroy the evil in the world! And a god who is good at creating funny substances can actually create all kinds of substances, and there is water when it should be water, and fire when it should be fire, and if you want to use emojis, you can use emojis, and there will be countless whimsical ideas!" said the president.

Xiao Zhu: "It seems to make some sense! However, you must know that the writer of this article is very good at making jokes, he is just an ordinary two-book expansion accounting student, mixed in the last innovative industry, living to be in his 30s, planning to write until he is 50 years old, setting up such a difficult to write god character, can he write well? Wouldn't it just be an adaptation of the bridge in "The Strange Hero in Disguise" to deal with the readers? It is just turning a gun into a flower, and a knife into a lollipop or something! How boring is that?"

Long Zu: "This, it's indeed a problem, but don't worry, once you start writing something, it's hard to stop, after all, although the setting of this universe is a high martial arts and high demon, it has tried its best to rely on physics and philosophy-related conjectures:

For example, Reiki is set to be a kind of dark energy, which is the active dark energy that can be freely transformed between energy and material atoms, and the characteristic energy of Reiki constitutes elementary particles, which is absolutely indivisible, insubstantial, and the "nothing" mentioned by Lao Tzu Li Er in the Tao Te Ching at your interface is Reiki, and it is also the dark matter and dark energy that you can't find now. Because it is the beginning of heaven and earth, the mother of all things, it is usually contained in the interior of the microscopic particles, dormant and immovable, when this energy is disturbed by the biological spiritual force electromagnetic field, it will be free from the microscopic particles, high-speed hovering motion, giving birth to a force field that is trillions of times larger than its own core, this force field is the elementary particle, but because it is too small, this expands the trillion-fold spiritual energy force field is only the size of a photon at most. Moreover, when you absolutely static an aura particle, this active energy will be reduced to a small stream of formless and immaterial energy attached to various microscopic particles in the surrounding space, so it has no static mass.

For example, the spiritual power and divine power that people feel by the movement of spiritual energy can be extracted from space by spiritual power, and the special force field that can constrain energy to form atoms;

For example, the origin of the world is set to pure energy, and the movement of various pure energies produces a microscopic force field;

For example, our material world is composed of 17 basic material particles, and the high and low positions in the parallel universe are composed of the same kind of light-speed particles; for example, in our world, the speed of light is 300,000 kilometers, because all particles can only run so fast at most. No matter how much you collide with the Atomic Collider, those particles that exceed the speed of light will also travel to the corresponding light-speed universe within 1/10 billionth of the moment of birth, so you will not be able to observe the more basic aura at all.

And in the higher universe, like the Supreme God Realm, the speed of light is one by ten billions of this speed, that is, in the Supreme God Realm, all particles can reach this speed, so in the Supreme God Realm, the universe is very small, and all living things are crammed into a small planet.

But as long as it is downgraded from the Supreme God Realm to the second-level universe, space will be dilated billions of times, because space itself is a form of material expression.

In all stable parallel universes, as long as the energy eventually constitutes matter, there will be a macroscopic force field, and a high-level complex macroscopic force field will constitute a soul;

The high-level spiritual power that the soul can produce, and the spiritual power is the quantum movement of Reiki that is mimicked by bioelectric signals. Imitating to the highest level can resonate at the same frequency beyond the distance, achieving the effect of forming a spiritual world and urging aura.

This resonance, in turn, affects the microscopic force field, allowing nothing to be created. Cultivation is the cultivation of this high-level spiritual power, allowing one's simulated spiritual vibration to be at the same frequency as the outside world. Therefore, in essence, everything that has a soul is a life, and they are all living beings, and they can all stimulate the aura, and they can all cultivate.

The essence of the spell is to use spiritual power to change the microscopic force field, use the active energy of aura to directly regulate electrons, protons, and atoms, and condense small hydrogen, helium, nitrogen, and oxygen atoms and molecules into large atoms and molecules of iron, aluminum, gold, silver, and copper.

The god who can't master this technology will be accompanied by a large number of sound and light effects in the process of reconstructing matter, such as the phoenix family, reshaping the body and making a nirvana rebirth, the key is that this talent level is not high and inherited!

The gods of our Supreme God Realm are the highest level souls in this universe. The writer of this article intends to use the ideas that conform to scientific physics to reasonably explain the Xianxia Universe and the Gaowu Universe!

As for your funny work, don't pay too much attention to it, I guess he won't be able to write for long! Trying to predict the universe with the power of an ordinary person is beyond his own strength, and he also set some more bloody ones:

For example, the fireball technique in the world of Xianxia, the lowest fireball technique is to use spiritual power to resonate the energy of the active dark energy in the heaven and earth-aura in the same frequency in one's own spiritual world, affect the dark energy outside, and separate the substances in the air into flammable chemicals such as white phosphorus, ghost fire, etc.;

The principle of the intermediate fireball technique is to transform a substance that can be nuclear fission and nuclear fusion, and then annihilate it, producing a huge energy release.

And the highest level of fireball technique, the Great Sky Burning Technique, is to completely open the force field constraints inside the matter, so that the matter can be completely and violently energized. The Einstein in your interface has calculated the conversion equation between energy and matter, this is a bull, but it's a pity that you don't have your shit luck to live a catastrophe, 1 part of matter contains pure energy with 90 billion times its mass, and destroy you earthlings, as long as you instantaneously energize that small board in your kitchen. (Long Zu: You three-season amateur writer, let me tell you, if you arrange me to be a talker, I will admit it, if you let me say such a headache of the cosmology setting next time, I will bite you to death in your dreams!)

(Xie: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, such a large section of nonsense, boring, obscure, and winding things can only be the most glorious image of this article, the capable work more, and the capable work more, and other people don't have such a slippery mouth, isn't it?hehehehe, then next time you can introduce the physical way of the cultivation path?...... Oh, don't move your mouth, the Supreme Realm talks about civilization and new winds, and only moves the divine sense! You also understand and understand me, I'm just piecing together a cosmology setting that no one has written, and someone has to say something reminiscent of a physics paper sooner or later! I'll try to explain it with examples! I'll try to add drama to you!)

(Long Zu: Say less, cut gods more, have a fan, have a girl, and make more drama!)

(Writer: I'll try, I'll try!)

Xiao Zhu: "...... Long Zu, the divine consciousness exchange between you and the writer was broadcast live by you in the Supreme Realm. Writer, this damn guy, is clearly not self-conscious to challenge himself, and he has long wanted me to be this funny god! and shamelessly interspersed with so many self-righteous Xianxia physics settings, I think he is a poor frustration circle who is full of food and has nothing to do, and is about to become an old fritter in the office, do you think normal people have time who doesn't play pesticides, eat chicken, watch shaking, and find a girl? It's boring to die, and I always want to envy the heartthrob who can attract the attention of beautiful women with just male charm, a true and shameless typical. ”

(Writer: ....... Shouldn't I consider writing this guy to death in the next chapter, and then writing his long-hated playboy cousin as the main character? )

Xiao Zhu: "........" Since the old immortal predecessors of the Supreme Realm think that I am suitable to be this funny god, then I will accept this honorific title disrespectfully, hehe, in this set universe, the god with the honorific title is almost impossible, and if you want to write death, you can at least survive 300,000 words! That Dragon Ancestor senior, how should I name myself a funny god?"